“Coming soon: the RNC has 1,000 ham/bacon/sausage pizzas delivered to Murtha’s district office with a note inviting him to enjoy the pork. Har dee har.” I’ve got some other prank ideas….

True pro-life (indy or GOP) women will not vote pro-abortion (Rudiani or Hill-Obama).

A lot of women do not like the two-timing Rudiani—you know, dumping older woman for younger woman—-twice.

Fred!Rudiani ticket would be the BALD DUO for GOP victory.

Giuliani had the actual job (or close to it)

BKennedy on July 30, 2007 at 9:41 AM

Rudiani? GOP loses FL, NY and most of the south. It’s over.

Rudiani is a kinda Hill-lite—without the thighs.

Why not just vote for Hill in the general?

Demos will run Hill Obama. GOP will run Fred! Rudiani. GOP wins. Game Set Match.

saved on July 30, 2007 at 9:03 AM

You’re kidding right? Giuliani had the actual job (or close to it) that Fred? played on TV.

Fred? isn’t qualified to do anything but act. A Fred Thompson general campaign is equivalent to a Hillary Clinton presidency. Hillary will eat Fred alive.

What, Fredheads, does Fred have that makes him Hillary Bane? He’s like an older, less charismatic, lazier, equally inexperienced Barack Obama. He’ll be slaughtered.

On a related note I have come to realize of late that politics seems to be, more or less, the providence of the young. I surmise the average age of a KOS reader to be about 25. The DU? About 22. Hotair? Maybe a tad older but not much. How old is Bryan Preston? Has he hit 30 thirty yet? Michelle was born in 1970. Just a kid still. And we know that Allah, with his fascination with gagdets, colorful phones, robots, Star Wars, and his crush on that girl, he is still in puberty.

As people get older, they tune out politics more and more as they realize that the world never really changes. My interest in politics is less today that it was say 15 years ago. This also explains why the arab world is so radical. The average age of a suicide bomber is 21. As people get older, not only do they care less and less about politics, but less and less about blowing themselves up. Unfortunately, the average age in, say, Iraq is 19 years. That means that the average national mentality is that of a 19 year old. A similar demographic statistic can be quoted of the entire muslim world.

freds? campaign needs a life preserver the size of a barge!

Coming soon: the RNC has 1,000 ham/bacon/sausage pizzas delivered to Murtha’s district office with a note inviting him to enjoy the pork. Har dee har.

See, that’s actually pretty good though. I’m not one for calling something funny when it’s not, simply because I’m a partisan (you all will remember my Half Hour News Hour bashing), but I have to say, Allah’s scenario would be pretty funny… though I wouldn’t use pizzas… just a big giant dead pig (like one you might roast). I think you could probably get one cheaper than all those pizzas too. Could you UPS something like that too his offices?

Can you imagine the shriek he would have uttered had he turned around and run into Fred?

Fred worries them. If they actually believed the lame schtick, they would’ve sent the thing to McCain headquarters.

John from OPFOR on July 29, 2007 at 7:37 PM

He does. I talked with a couple of rank-and-file democrats last night who presumed he would be the nominee.

They’re not delivering life vests to Jim Gilmore.

Performance anxiety – tough break.