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Scott Thomas revealed; Update: So is his blog

posted at 8:20 am on July 26, 2007 by Bryan
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He’s Private Scott Thomas Beauchamp, a member of Alpha Company, 1/18 Infantry, Second Brigade Combat Team, First Infantry Division. He’s also calling most of his critics chickenhawks, even though most of his critics a) served in the military and/or b) have been to Iraq or c) both. The pre-amble to Pvt Thomas’ letter is one more exercise in silliness from TNR:

Although the article was rigorously edited and fact-checked before it was published, we have decided to go back and, to the extent possible, re-report every detail. This process takes considerable time, as the primary subjects are on another continent, with intermittent access to phones and email. Thus far we’ve found nothing to disprove the facts in the article; we will release the full results of our search when it is completed.

It’s actually not that complicated, guys. Was there or was there not a mass grave that contained the bones of children underneath everyday, mundane household items? If there was, Pvt Thomas’ writings could be true, but if there wasn’t — and we know that there wasn’t — then they can’t be true. Are the Iraqi police the only ones who use Glocks in Iraq? If they are, his writings could be true. If they’re not — in a country awash in weapons, they’re not — his writings contain fabulism.

That’s the bottom line. There’s no need to blame the lack of a good fact check a week after the saga erupted on the difficulty of tracking down witnesses to all the events Thomas claims to have witnessed. All one needs to do is check the basic checkable facts he reports. That wasn’t done before publication, and hasn’t been done yet.

I’ll probably have more to say on this later, once I’ve sifted through Pvt Thomas’ account more thoroughly.

Update (AP): In hindsight, that he’d call his critics chickenhawks was as easy to predict as the way the left will spin this story now that he’s come forward. I’ll be interested to see what Yon, Greyhawk, Blackfive, their military readers and the vast majority of Beauchamp’s other challengers have to say about their alleged inexperience in Iraq given that their main knock on him all along has been “I’ve been there and it wouldn’t have happened that way.” The definition of “chickenhawk” is a wondrous protean creature, able to evolve at any moment to suit the left’s tastes, so who knows? Maybe Greyhawk’s a chickenhawk now too. Our nutroots non-veterans of the latest hunter-killer campaign outside Kabul led by Lt. Col. Frank “Cobra” Foer will inform us in short order.

Still, this is my favorite part:

My pieces were always intended to provide my discreet view of the war; they were never intended as a reflection of the entire U.S. Military. I wanted Americans to have one soldier’s view of events in Iraq.

Yeah, please don’t read anything into the fact that TNR plucked this guy, whose style per one expert is carefully calculated to affect sociopathy and whom Grey(chicken)hawk calls a “scumbag” for having participated in and not reported the events he describes, from a field of 160,000 to be their point man for “slice of life” pieces from Iraq. It’s just one man’s view. They might as well have filed it under “Quirk.”

Which raises an interesting question, incidentally: how exactly did Thomas/Beauchamp land his gig at TNR? I’ve gotten a few tips about that but nothing so solid that it’s worth running yet. Let’s see if it pops up somewhere today.

Update (AP): Here’s his old blog. Per Bad Candy, of particular interest is the entry from May 8, 2006. He’s not in Iraq at this point (i.e., as of May 8, 2006), I don’t think: his sidebar bio says he’s training in Germany and he cops to being in Amsterdam three weeks later, but I guess it’s possible (is it?) that he was in Iraq and then went to Europe in the intervening time. Either way, the May 8 item can only be one of two things: an exercise in creative fiction that looks exactly like the sort of thing he wrote for TNR or a bit of reportage of an actual incident — in which a U.S. commander ordered the murder of children. Which is it?

Update (AP): It’s neither big news nor especially relevant to the issue that this guy is a liberal who didn’t think much of the war even before he got there, but per our commenters you’ll find supporting evidence here, here, and here.

Update (AP): John Noonan e-mails to confirm that Beauchamp’s unit is in Iraq now. I think he was confused by what I said about him being in Germany “at this point” vis-a-vis the May 8, 2006 blog post. By “at this point” I meant at the time the post was written. I added a parenthetical to clarify that. Noonan’s also thinking the same thing I am re: the Times article this morning about Hollywood’s anti-war turn: same basic narrative as Scott Thomas, same disingenuous denial that they’re trying to do anything more than tell “discreet” — or, rather, discrete — stories.

Update (AP): A nice catch by Hugh Hewitt Dean Barnett. May 18, 2006:

I know that NOT participating in a war (and such a misguided one at that) should be considered better than wanting to be in one just to write a book…but you know, maybe id rather be a good man than a good artist…be both?

How remarkably lucky for Scott that he encountered precisely the sorts of incidents during his tour that would make good librul readin’ when people like Yon, Greyhawk, and Blackfive have had to do without. I guess the Muse had special plans for him.

Update (AP): JD Johannes guessed Beauchamp’s unit five days ago, and says he knows his C.O. Veteran turned chickenhawk Uncle Jimbo offers his own analysis:

As I said every unit has a Private Beauchamp who is more or less universally disliked as a whiny loser. No one understands them and they are always getting screwed over. They always have aspirations to grandness coupled with an absolute uselessness and laziness that ensures they will never achieve it.

The incidents described by Private dung beetle did not happen in the way he described them, but some event containing morsels of truth did and then our fabulist enbellished it to match the narrative of the voices in his head. They tell him the war is evil and consequently he and the folks around him are compromised and now agents of evil. He was just doing his part to ensure that people get the truth as it should be, damn the facts.

We’ll see.

Update (Bryan): Not to break my arm patting myself on the back or anything, but after making the mental connection between the landfill, the children’s cemetary and Beauchamp’s stratified “mass grave” the other day, here’s what I said.

I now think that what the TNR has on its hands is not a fraudulent soldier, but a Walter Mitty. He’s there, he’s bored, and he’s using his real experiences as a basis to make stuff up.

Several people have sent in this post, from Beauchamp’s blog, that serves as confirmation:

This weekend was horrible. I worked all weekend, 12 hour shifts. Today was spent mainly in the motor pool attempting to stop and oil leak in a Bradley Fighting Vehicle. Now anyone who knows me should be laughing right now at the mental image of ME working on a military armored vehicle worth hundreds of thousands of dollars when I can barely change the tire of an Escort. But…it did give me time to daydream about poetry…good things happening in that department. Its also been nice to finally talk to people on the phone. If you havent gotten a call from me yet, dont worry, its on the way.

posted by Scott Thomas at 2:14 PM 1 comments

He’s there, he’s bored, and he’s an aspiring poet. As Uncle J says above, most units have a guy like Beauchamp, and they’re always low-functioning high-maintenance types that drag on the unit. In email, a civilian counter-insurgency advisory currently awaiting deployment with an Army unit observes:

You’ll understand what I mean when I write that Thomas is the nightmare of every platoon sergeant. He’s a wise a** who thinks he knows it all, is actually incompetent at most military tasks and is too much of a wise a** to admit that he’s clueless. He must live with his platoon sergeant’s boot permanently up his backside.

The Thomas affair actually raises a somewhat larger issue: Thomas is an infantryman. Our infantry (as well as other combat-arms soldiers) in Iraq also function as evidence collectors. They search locations (houses, caches, etc.) for evidence of insurgent activity and then document the results of their search for inclusion in prosecution packages to be submitted to the Iraqi Courts. If Thomas felt free to invent evidence of a U.S. atrocity and submit his invention to a major U.S. publication how then can he be trusted to document evidence of insurgent crimes for possible prosecution?

He’s useless in this important function and should be confined to the FOB and assigned to police cigarette butts for the duration of his deployment.

I couldn’t have said it better myself. I guess that makes me and my emailer chickenhawks, eh Scott?

More (Bryan): Just to clarify, the Scott Thomas post I quoted above was written while he was in Germany. Still, it gives us much information about him and what kind of individual he is. He’s a bored grumbler who hates the Army and has aspirations to be a writer (check out the post of his quoted by Bad Candy down in comments, beginning “Wednesday, April 26, 2006″ for evidence on that.) Bad Candy has also found more fabulism, in the post beginning “Monday, May 08, 2006″ in which he says the chaplain of his unit (or one that’s on the streets with him witnessing atrocities, anyway) will be “Handing out bibles in the marketplace tomorrow.” I believe that Thomas was still in Germany as of that date, yet he’s describing scenes of kids who are undergoing various horrible things as a result of water rationing, which doesn’t sound like Germany. And, US troops don’t hand out Bibles in the Iraqi marketplaces. I know from having personally sent soccer balls over there that our troops don’t even want to have any kind of church logos or anything else like that on anything that they do hand out over there. Cultural sensitivities and all that, ya know.

Update (AP): Per Bryan’s last update, my sense is that the stuff on the blog was all written while he was in Germany, that it’s all fiction, and that he’d make no bones about that fact. Just an author honing his style, practicing a little creative writing. The significance of it is that the fiction looks and sounds an awful lot like the alleged nonfiction he ended up writing for TNR. It seems an astonishing coincidence that an aspiring Hunter S. Thompson of the Iraq theater would end up in country and find precisely the sorts of incidents he’d fantasized about months earlier unfolding before his very eyes. His answer to that, I’m sure, would be to say “those types of incidents really aren’t that unique,” which contradicts an awful lot of milblogger opinion on this subject and puts the lie to his “one man’s view” nonsense. It’s one man’s view of what he wants you to believe is par for the course theater-wide.

Case in point of how life imitates art: Dan Riehl flags his April 26, 2006 post — preciously titled “ill return to america an author” — and finds something familiar:

a grandma memeory of cracked heavy crystal balls and smoke serpitine around stacks of tarot cards. the smell of the antiseptic physical therapy room filled with limbless veterans, some missing half a face, and one wearing a god bless america t-shirt…of course this was all before the war, but the war is closer here and an everlengthening shadow over my half closed eyes…but this is all in our time, here and coming back to america…

The “God Bless America” shirt is a nice hacky touch, but note the boldface. “[N]early half her face was severely scarred. Or, rather, it had more or less melted, along with all the hair on that side of her head,” he wrote in his latest dispatch for TNR about the mysterious woman in the “chow hall.” He saw half-faces in his fever dreams before the war and sure enough, by god, he saw ‘em again for real when he was there. Maybe he’s just clairvoyant?

More (Bryan): Again, not to pat myself on the back, but I’ve been expecting the likes of Scott Thomas Beauchamp to emerge from the fetid swamps of the left for about three years now.

I can imagine the scenario a year or more from now. A young Lieutenant, perhaps an Army tank officer or a Marine platoon leader and an Iraq war veteran, testifies before the Senate, or these days, makes his stand on 60 Minutes or with Barbara Walters. With the serious tones of a young idealist chastened by war, he will deliver a stone-faced diatribe against President Bush, against Defense Secretary Rumsfeld, against Richard Perle and Paul Wolfowitz and anyone else who led us into or supported the war that ended Saddam Hussein’s brutal reign. The decorated veteran will lie through his teeth about America’s actions and interests, about the Iraqi people’s opinion of us and our intentions–just like Kerry did in 1971 about Vietnam–and will lead some kind of Iraq veterans’ effort to cut and run from Iraq–just like Kerry advocated abandoning South Vietnam in 1971. Kerry’s advocacy succeeded a few years later, and the Communists overran our former allies.

Read the rest, as they say. There have been several Lurch mini-me’s over the intervening years. And read this old post of mine too if you have a few minutes. Miscreants like Scott Thomas are very very useful to the America-hating left and to the country’s enemies, and they realize their usefulness and they capitalize on their usefulness. It doesn’t matter to them that they end up causing us to lose wars. That’s a feature of their work, not a bug.

Update (Bryan): This update is directed at Franklin Foer, who is no doubt trying to corroborate Thomas’ tales. Ahem.

Update (AP): Air Force special ops vet turned chickenhawk Jeff Emanuel offers his services to TNR:

Beauchamp’s identity has been confirmed; at least that part of his series of claims was true. However, many, many questions surrounding his stories themselves remain. If TNR is as serious about verifying his claims (this time) as they say, then I would like to offer my services to the publication. I will be at FOB Falcon this September, working with the 4th IBCT, under whom Beauchamp’s unit falls. While I am there, I’d be more than happy to do whatever investigative work is necessary to either corroborate or debunk the stories and provided to you by Scott Thomas Beauchamp. Given the Stephen Glass episode of years past – and the speed with which questions were raised about this episode – I would say that your credibility could definitely use the boost of an outside source working to verify this for you.

Update (AP): We’ve been getting tips similar to the ones Ace has about Beauchamp being intimately connected to someone on the TNR staff. He claims to have a source within TNR itself (although not anymore, perhaps — more on that in a bit) who thought Beauchamp was either married to someone who works there or was recommended by someone married to someone who works there. There are a lot of “Scott Beauchamps” in the world, no doubt, but if this is a coincidence, it’s a fabulous one. Here’s Elspeth Reeve’s page at the TNR site. There’s some ambiguity about whether they’re married yet or just planning: the Wedding Channel thing says October but a tipster pointed me to the comments on this MySpace page. Check the May 19 entry for Ian Cognito (Beauchamp’s alias) and you’ll see he says he was married the week before. Whether they’re married or engaged isn’t really important but there you go, for the record.

Thanks to liberrocky for finding the Wedding Channel thing and thanks to Ace for summing this up nicely:

It’s all so Plame-ish. As Gracie wrote to me, of all the embeds and milbloggers and real journalists they could have picked for the job, they instead chose to go with a very partisan, very inexperienced blogger just out of “laziness.” Just because they knew him. Just because it was easy.

I actually think part of the reason was that they knew Beauchamp’s politics — he having put them on display on his goofy blog — and so, just like with Valerie Plame, they knew the report was going to come back the way they wanted it when they sent him. But Gracie says it’s just Occam’s razor: Laziness.

Yeah, I have a hard time buying the convenience angle. They knew what they were getting and they got it. Surely they didn’t agree to publish him sight unseen just because he was Elspeth Reeve’s squeeze. Someone, probably her, showed them his blog or a writing sample and they dug his Apocalypse Now “I can’t believe I’m still in Saigon” vaudeville. So now the dilemma for TNR: If they find out that Beauchamp’s been exaggerating or outright fabricating in his Iraq stories and they come down hard, they probably lose Reeve too. Then again, they’ve already allegedly lost one employee over this — follow the link to Ace’s site and see what became of his TNR source, “gracie” — and if it turns out Beauchamp’s a liar then Foer will probably be hitting the bricks too, so what’s one more staff vacancy?

Given the number of milbloggers invested in this story and the number of guys with direct links to FOB Falcon — JD Johannes most notably and, per one of the updates above, Jeff Emanuel — the scrutiny of TNR’s findings after they publish the results of their investigation will be intense. They’d better do more than just check with Beauchamp’s buddies, who’ll naturally want to protect a pal, especially one who just got married and whose wife’s job may be on the line.

Update (AP): Actually, there’s another possibility here — that Beauchamp became acquainted with Reeve through his work for TNR. That would ruin the “Plame” scenario and throw open the question again of how TNR found him, but the stuff about possibly going easy on him so as not to alienate his wife would of course still apply.

Update (AP): Per tipster Mark Seavey, it looks like Beauchamp certainly knew Reeve before TNR. Not only did they go to school together, but he’s quoted here in a 1994 2004 article she wrote about an abortion rally he attended. Still doesn’t prove the Plame scenario, though: it could be that they knew each other, lost touch, and then were recently reacquainted through his work for TNR.

Update (AP): Yet another article of Reeve’s quoting Beauchamp, and yet another article with resonance. Contain your surprise.

“Glenn is completely submerged in politics on campus. It is honestly impossible to think about politics at MU without thinking of Glenn,” says Scott Beauchamp, editor-in-chief of Prospectus, a liberal campus news magazine. Beauchamp and Rehn met one year ago while campaigning for Howard Dean.

Update (AP): See-Dub puts it well here. The news about Beauchamp and Reeve isn’t big and it doesn’t necessarily imply anything untoward, but it does raise a question of motive. Was TNR really just lazy, as Ace’s source said, and decided to give a guy who was practically in house a shot at writing for the New Republic? If so, it may actually make Foer look less bad — reckless, perhaps, in trusting a guy he wasn’t sure about but bighearted in giving a staffer’s husband a shot at a prime publishing gig.

Update (AP): Yeah, pretty much:

This story is being overplayed on the right because, let’s face it, it’s slightly juicy. It’s got the thrill of a secret revealed to it. Undoubtedly more is being read into it than should be. No doubt I’m getting more traffic today than Blackfive, Greyhawk, etc., who really ought to be getting more traffic, because their reportage is more important.

So I concede that: This is a minor story which is, wrongly, playing huge just because it has a little bit of skullduggery and sex appeal to it.

Partly it’s a product of a slow news cycle, partly it’s a bloggers-versus-MSM thing, partly of course it’s wanting to vindicate the military from a suspected smear, and partly it’s sincere interest in the question of whether TNR has been fooled again and how its editorial process could have let that happen. It’s not a huge deal but even a small deal is a deal. And if what Ace says about “gracie” being fired is true, then evidently it’s a deal to TNR too.

Update (MM): Disagree. Strongly. Since when is thoroughly covering a story “overplaying” it? Because John Podhoretz says so? I’m getting plenty of e-mail from troops and veterans who don’t think the story is being “overplayed.” No, it’s not Watergate or Rathergate. So? Do we ignore every story that isn’t?


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Maybe he’s grumpy now.

naliaka on July 26, 2007 at 10:24 AM

I’d imagine he’d be more focused on trying to save or salvage some of Lil’ LeClaire then wasting little Iraqi kids. Most men would.

Bad Candy on July 26, 2007 at 10:27 AM

Niko on July 26, 2007 at 10:22 AM

And with that we have a picture. For those who have a MySpace, just login to your account and view his pics. For those who don’t, I’ve posted one.

amerpundit on July 26, 2007 at 10:28 AM

How is it that LeClaire is ordered by the Sgt to cap the kids, but he’s a d*ckless Sgt himself?

naliaka on July 26, 2007 at 10:28 AM

Again, I severely doubt LeClaire’s blowing away people that soon after having his schmeckel blown off.

I really needed that laugh.

benjamin on July 26, 2007 at 10:29 AM

Again, I severely doubt LeClaire’s blowing away people that soon after having his schmeckel blown off.

Beauchamp probably saw him in the chow hall, but wouldn’t eat with the disfigured, dickless b*st*rd.

geoff on July 26, 2007 at 10:29 AM

trying to save or salvage some of Lil’ LeClaire
Bad Candy on July 26, 2007 at 10:27 AM

LOL!
Metaphor for Thomas and his writing?

naliaka on July 26, 2007 at 10:30 AM

The Chaplain turns and walks back towards the FOB in contemplation. Gotta rack out early tonight. Handing out bibles in the marketplace tomorrow, early. Unintelligible rap blares out of the open doors of the HUMVEE.

Would this be complete without a cheap shot at the people ministering to the troops?

This whole thing reads like an FX redeux version of MASH.

Hening on July 26, 2007 at 10:32 AM

amerpundit on July 26, 2007 at 10:28 AM

Please put a black bar over the right guy’s head. He really wouldn’t want to be associated with that piece of sh*t.

Niko on July 26, 2007 at 10:34 AM

Yet, on May 8, Sgt. LeClaire is mowing down Iraqis.

The LeClaire thing is a character. He’s not in Iraq at that point. He wouldn’t deny that either, I’m sure: he’s just working on his creative writing by writing war stories.

Allahpundit on July 26, 2007 at 10:34 AM

Was it Sgt LeClaire who was driving all over trying to hit dogs?
With one glass eye, he’d have no depth perception and without his d*ck, he’d be one onery guy.

naliaka on July 26, 2007 at 10:36 AM

Guys, guess who one of his top friends are. Glenn Greenwald. Yeah. That one.

amerpundit on July 26, 2007 at 10:36 AM

Took a quick look through the link provided by Geoff of the Lindbergh High School Pilot. Couldn’t find a contribution by our fabulist, but it seems the high school’s football coaches name is Beauchamp too. For the sake of all the hollywood Tom, Dick and Scotts who have trouble creating a foil I’m hoping coach is indeed Father. Evil Republican Father.

dan on July 26, 2007 at 10:37 AM

I’m am as of yesterday, a certified Combat Life Saver.

Is he a medic?

Sue on July 26, 2007 at 10:39 AM

Niko on July 26, 2007 at 10:34 AM

Done.

amerpundit on July 26, 2007 at 10:40 AM

For the sake of all the hollywood Tom, Dick and Scotts who have trouble creating a foil I’m hoping coach is indeed Father. Evil Republican Father.[/quote]

Heh. Then it’d be just a short jump from the elder “Beauchamp” to “LeClaire,” which might explain why he had to have his schmeckel blown off.

benjamin on July 26, 2007 at 10:41 AM

Oh, good point naliaka!

Bad Candy on July 26, 2007 at 10:42 AM

amerpundit on July 26, 2007 at 10:36 AM

No, that’s not Greenwald’s page. He’s just linked there.

Niko on July 26, 2007 at 10:42 AM

Is he a medic?

Sue on July 26, 2007 at 10:39 AM

Don’t have to have an MOS of medic to be certified as a combat lifesaver.
It is a two or three day course given by the DOCs to the line units soldiers to help them be forst responders.

The culmination is when you get to give your buddy an IV- yippee!

Trooper on July 26, 2007 at 10:43 AM

The LeClaire thing is a character. He’s not in Iraq at that point. He wouldn’t deny that either, I’m sure: he’s just working on his creative writing by writing war stories.

Allahpundit on July 26, 2007 at 10:34 AM

True, but it sets a precedent. That he’s inclined to totally make up stories of atrocity and gory war stories.

Bad Candy on July 26, 2007 at 10:44 AM

I think we should leave the guy alone even though he took part in what he writes about. It isn’t like he…

Took part in search and destroy missions, or in the burning of villages…right. I mean come on.

I think he is/was looking for street cred.

tomas on July 26, 2007 at 10:45 AM

Can someone translate his August post? I think it’s his last time with his girlfriend in Germany and he’s already been notified of deployment. Can’t be sure, but he is leaving Germany soon.

WTF is this supposed to mean:

“reciting the Zarathustra quote over and over in your head, “I’ve always carried a disdain for creatures who considered themselves kind merely because they were clawless”..and you “get it” and you “understand” and you see yourself maybe not for the first time and finally a perfect rearrival of yourself”

Dusty on July 26, 2007 at 10:46 AM

…just sexier or faster or in a gang, or, like, really really really good at football.

A brief semiotic analysis of one of his blog posts leads me to believe with near certainty that indeed his father was the football coach. On a serious note, the semiotic guy did seem to nail it, except the fact that this fabulist is probably far less academically successful, or for that matter talented, than was thought. I wonder how much of the work, in the end, was written by the editors of TNR. Foer, et tu?

dan on July 26, 2007 at 10:46 AM

think he is/was looking for street cred.
tomas on July 26, 2007 at 10:45 AM

Make that Hard Left cred. It’s not the same thing as genuine “street cred.”

naliaka on July 26, 2007 at 10:47 AM

Niko on July 26, 2007 at 10:42 AM

He’s in his “Friends” list. Or, are you saying that’s a fake Glenn page?

amerpundit on July 26, 2007 at 10:47 AM

I said it before, I’ll say it again. He’s a buddy f—er and needs to be the guest of honor at a blanket party. Any one (I refuse to call such refuse a “man”) who would make up such stories, or deliberately embellish an actual event to make his brothers in arms look like blood thirsty buffoons needs to have a bar of soap land squarely on his solorplexes four or five times.

srhoades on July 26, 2007 at 9:13 AM

He’s in a war zone. He should be praying with all his might that this is as harsh as it may get for him. We did that kind of thing to people who just screwed up constantly in boot camp. I never saw a war zone, but I know plenty who did. A blanket party wasn’t even on their list of things to do to someone who did something like this.

Kowboy on July 26, 2007 at 10:50 AM

Here is a quote of his in the comments section of one post

Josh Shrum was a missouri state high school wrestling champ. I can’t remember what weight class or how many years he won the title. Let’s just say the guy was a bad mother fucker. Clearly some people didn’t feel he was a BMF and so in order to bolster his “cred” he and his brother went out and killed their sisters boyfriend becuase he was treating her poorly. He used a baseball bat. Josh Shrum is the Chuck Norris of our generation. That’s who Shrum is.

Hmmmm, I guess he is a Shrum then

WoosterOh on July 26, 2007 at 10:53 AM

Well, looks like MM has all the necessary at her blog. Seems that Thomas in his own words is enduring a tour of soldiering for the express purpose to inoculate himself with the Moral Authority Vaccine before he goes back to the USA to launch his expected career in Hard Left anti-military pundit.

naliaka on July 26, 2007 at 10:57 AM

This passage stuck out to me also (H/T Bad Candy)

The pejoratives:
“Every morning I get up and feel retarded for joining the army.

Every morning I get up and wish that I was back in college.

Every morning I get up and I’m a little more liberal than the day before

Every morning I get up and wish I was as free as the people that I’m “fighting for”

Every morning I get up and think I’m a tool for global corporations

Every morning I get up and say I’m Scott Beauchamp, in the army, living in Germany, and this is my life, and I’m going to be treated like shit today and do landscaping and janitorial work and practice killing people and there could be no other way to appreciate what I had or what I’m going to have once I get out other than enduring this now when all I really want to do is teach history and lay around and read and hustle around and repair the world (tikkun olam) …., but I cant do it without getting through this army experience first, which will add a legitimacy to EVERYTHING i do afterwards, and totally bolster my opinions on defense, etc.

(There were also “positives”, but the picture of a hemingway-wanna-be is clear. And Hemingway he is, minus the skill, experience, insight, and character.

And as far as “add a legitimacy to EVERYTHING…” Oops! Back to square one, and a career that requires no reputation of integrity.

G. Charles on July 26, 2007 at 10:59 AM

A brief semiotic analysis of one of his blog posts leads me to believe with near certainty that indeed his father was the football coach.

Regardless, he surely does have a family, and he’s serving during wartime. I feel ashamed for losing sight of that, and I hope he comes home safe.

benjamin on July 26, 2007 at 10:59 AM

I hope he comes home safe, too. Very soon. He should get reasigned to some crap job ASAP.

G. Charles on July 26, 2007 at 11:02 AM

Regardless, he surely does have a family, and he’s serving during wartime. I feel ashamed for losing sight of that, and I hope he comes home safe.

benjamin on July 26, 2007 at 10:59 AM

Go read his motivation to serve. It isn’t about serving the country. Ashamed ??? He’s whining ’cause he can’t stand the military, but calculated that he’d get further with a moral authority cover, and can’t wait to get out and get started on his real career. He’s a User, not a soldier.

naliaka on July 26, 2007 at 11:04 AM

he’s serving during wartime.

benjamin on July 26, 2007 at 10:59 AM

I’m not sure what he is doing- especially with his writing could be considered as serving anyone but the enemy.

I would agree that he is certainly present in a place of conflict but he is definately not serving in a constructive capacity.

Trooper on July 26, 2007 at 11:05 AM

My favorite line from his blog in the SHORT time I spent there:

“I’m somewhere in Kuwait. Its a dry hot, like what suicides feel when they stick their heads in the oven.”

Is this guy a moron or what? He thinks suicide by oven has to do with baking your head. HAHAHAHA. What a jackass. He’s really trying to become a literary success. What he needs to do if that is his goal is use some of that GI Bill money and go to college.

I can say this as I have absolute moral authority due to:

1)MA from UNM, BS from BYU
2)Served in Taji, Iraq in OIF2 (2004-2005)

thomashton on July 26, 2007 at 11:06 AM

My quote from a comments was not a quote of his, but it looks like one of his friends.

WoosterOh on July 26, 2007 at 11:07 AM

So I went and subjected myself to the ardurous task of reading his blog only to find out when I was done that Bryan has posted updates and seemed to lock on to the same things that raised questions in my mind. He is a PFC (E-3)who apparentely actually arrived in Iraq in late July or August, hard to pin down precisely but a quick review of CENTCOM’s troop rotation schedule can pin that down. He has always been a liberal, big surprise, but it also appears that he is out to make a name for himself as an author. Thanks TNR for helping his career. In one of his posts he off hand mentions that he taught a poetry class to some school. He is from St Louis, MO. So the guy is a soldier with a very vivid imagination and a fragile grip on reality.
I don’t believe his story for TNR one bit. (Final Answer)

LakeRuins on July 26, 2007 at 11:09 AM

Go read his motivation to serve. He’s a User, not a soldier.

naliaka on July 26, 2007 at 11:04 AM

I didn’t think it was necessary to add, “for the sake of his mother and father,” but there you go. I hope he comes home safe for their sake.

benjamin on July 26, 2007 at 11:13 AM

It’s astounding see a man to be in such close and intimate contact with human beings and not once relate to them as individuals, just the brute stereotypes he had before he walked in. While everyone is forging friendships and comaraderie that will last a lifelife, Thomas is icy remote, and scornful of what most people would consider virtues, discipline, sacrifice, perserverence, honor, but he looks at his neighbors only through a rigid, pre-conceived all-negative construct. Not even a modicum of emotion or softening of ideological bias. He’s a cold fish all right.

naliaka on July 26, 2007 at 11:13 AM

Sounds like another Jean Francois Kerrie in the making. Next he’ll be back in the US headlining anti war rallies along with Saint Cindy, Hanoi Jane et al.

oilbertan on July 26, 2007 at 11:21 AM

didn’t think it was necessary to add, “for the sake of his mother and father,” but there you go. I hope he comes home safe for their sake.
benjamin on July 26, 2007 at 11:13 AM

Don’t do all mushy. For the sake of the serious troops, and their mothers and fathers and since they are not under-age babies, but adults, so their wives and children, and husbands and children for the grown-up married women serving – all with dignity – that dispicable man should be removed immediately from duty and sent to some stupifying corner Stateside. He can’t even be trusted to write a training manual on how to open ration boxes correctly.
His writing aids and abets the enemy.

naliaka on July 26, 2007 at 11:21 AM

Maybe that was the intention all along – make him a martyr for the “peace” movement. I mean, come on, he didn’t even use a real pseudonym. Reminds me of the non-flying imams. Or the officer dude last year who refused to serve and then sued.

Niko on July 26, 2007 at 11:25 AM

Trooper,

Thanks. Obviously, I can’t fake military service.

Sue on July 26, 2007 at 11:28 AM

Alright, I have a post with most of the contradictory stuff and things that offer insight into motivation, I’ll do my own overview of what I think the guy is about soon.

Bad Candy on July 26, 2007 at 11:28 AM

MM has a quote that he wants to go out as “fragged”. Parroting Ward Churchill. A sick Left half-bluffo (talk big, but maybe get someone else more wacko to do it) variation of the Islamofascist suicide-bomber conditioning propaganda.
Bet that will make his unit’s morale and cohesiveness strengthen once they all find out how he feels.

naliaka on July 26, 2007 at 11:33 AM

I wonder if TNR threatened to out him if he didn’t come forward? Did he just forget about his blog and what it would reveal? Did he not have time to flush it?

TheBigOldDog on July 26, 2007 at 11:33 AM

This sonofabitch is the exact opposite of everything a soldier is supposed to be. No way would I share a foxhole with him.

ReubenJCogburn on July 26, 2007 at 11:33 AM

I’m quoting this Thomas entry so we have a record. I guaranatee his blogspot will be blocked before long.

Monday, May 08, 2006

i make me feel stupid…blahblahblah

Thanks(?) for that vomit inducing quote Badcandy.

Reminds of the crap that passed for poetry back in my youth, when the “poets” were so strung out on dope that they couldn’t find the floor.

oldleprechaun on July 26, 2007 at 11:34 AM

I’ll do my own overview of what I think the guy is about soon.
Bad Candy on July 26, 2007 at 11:28 AM

Thomas’s quote that you have about “Americans don’t like intelligent people …” people who apprecitae knowledge just for knowledge sake or some such drivel.
Run that whole quote through the socio-path checklist at the FBI. The profile is that all believe they are smarter than everyone else and resent that no one appreciates them.

naliaka on July 26, 2007 at 11:38 AM

No problem, lep! Heh, so many people today write the most annoying crappy emo poetry online. I don’t know why.

Bad Candy on July 26, 2007 at 11:40 AM

I wonder how this guy would act under fire. I wonder what he would do if his comrades are under fire. His CO should be wondering this too.

Aylios on July 26, 2007 at 11:41 AM

Questions: Are we or are we not in a war? Doesn’t Pvt. Beauchamp’s actions earn him at a minimum a long vacation in the stockade?

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GT on July 26, 2007 at 11:53 AM

Can’t they file Article 15 charges against him for conduct unbecoming?

PRCalDude on July 26, 2007 at 12:18 PM

What seems to be his myspace page: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=20102767

jaychandra on July 26, 2007 at 9:39 AM

Look at the animation in the May 19th, 2:40pm comment… wearing a skull as a helmet seems like a familiar image…

wordwarp on July 26, 2007 at 12:19 PM

If you write it to yourself for later reference, that’s merely infantile.

If you publish it, you’re working against your own country in wartime.

Why would he do this?

Why not just seek a discharge for being unfit for duty?

What’s the motivation for undermining the troops?

Other than to help the Jihad?

He seems to have no views on the enemy at all.

Does he at least have a WOT bumpersticker on his battle-scarred, toad-like, Nietzschean Humvee?

profitsbeard on July 26, 2007 at 12:21 PM

Explain to me again how a 24 year old is still a private? He’s been in since 2003 or 2004? You’d think he’d at least be a Lance Corporal.

PRCalDude on July 26, 2007 at 12:32 PM

Besides, if he makes a grade (other than F-) on that then higher education in the country slipping faster than we thought.

srhoades on July 26, 2007 at 10:13 AM

If the shoe grade fits.

Lawrence on July 26, 2007 at 12:35 PM

In an all-volunteer Army you’d think this wouldn’t happen. You’d think psychological tests or background checks would weed out future back-stabbers who won’t support their buddies in the field. But even the ones who get through seem to do this stuff with impunity. What’s happened to the military since I was in it? Where’s the top sergeant putting this guy on permanent latrine duty or in the stockade? Has the “rights revolution” and political correctness affected even the military?

rivlax on July 26, 2007 at 12:35 PM

Can’t they file Article 15 charges against him for conduct unbecoming?

They could, but he’s already a private, maybe bust him from E-2 to E-1, heh. They could dock his pay, but I’m assuming he’s some whiny well-off liberal turd, and/or he’ll probably be cashing in with some lefty group after he’s out.

That would just give him more crap to wrtie about, anyway. I would just make his life miserable by putting him on every sh*t detail imaginable, keep him an E1 until he is sent packing when his enlistment is up.

reaganaut on July 26, 2007 at 12:36 PM

http://www.spiegel.de/international/0,1518,445133,00.html

I’m jacking this link from another thread. Read the story. Sure does sound familiar, no? Look at the date and the location.

Sue on July 26, 2007 at 12:40 PM

He’s been in since 2003 or 2004? You’d think he’d at least be a Lance Corporal.

Lance Corporal is a Marine. But, yes, he should be at least a Specialist (E4). Guys like him will never be an NCO, even a corporal(which is a weird rank anyway in the Army). He’s probably been busted down once or twice for various reasons. Unless something has changed recently, I assume he’ll be kicked out anyway, if he’s still an E1 or E2 after 3 or 4 years.

reaganaut on July 26, 2007 at 12:43 PM

They could, but he’s already a private, maybe bust him from E-2 to E-1, heh. They could dock his pay, but I’m assuming he’s some whiny well-off liberal turd, and/or he’ll probably be cashing in with some lefty group after he’s out.

He’s an E-3, isn’t he? They could bust him to E-1, half month’s pay x 4, restriction to base x 4. He seems to only care about his leave in Germany. His old blog is a hoot. Apparently, he’s a SAW gunner with just too much time on his hands.

PRCalDude on July 26, 2007 at 12:44 PM

Explain to me again how a 24 year old is still a private? He’s been in since 2003 or 2004? You’d think he’d at least be a Lance Corporal.

PRCalDude on July 26, 2007 at 12:32 PM

If he has college experience he probably enlisted at an older age, which is quite normal. Thing is that these people generally haven’t been in that long. And they usually don’t remain privates very long before they are promoted.

What this means, really, is that this guy hasn’t been in the military long enough to have the experience necessary to be talking about what he is talking about.

Also:
Army PFC = Marines Lance Corporal.
Army Corporal = Army Specialist 4 = Marines Corporal.

Someone mentioned that he may have been busted from SPC4 to PFC or PV2. What I suspect is when he enlisted his college college credits allowed him to enlist at a higher rank than Private (PV2 or PFC).

Lawrence on July 26, 2007 at 12:44 PM

Lawrence on July 26, 2007 at 12:44 PM

Oh. Thanks.

PRCalDude on July 26, 2007 at 12:46 PM

Someone mentioned that he may have been busted from SPC4 to PFC or PV2. What I suspect is when he enlisted his college college credits allowed him to enlist at a higher rank than Private (PV2 or PFC). It is quite probable that he has been passed over for promotion once or twice and has a chip on his shoulder.

Lawrence on July 26, 2007 at 12:46 PM

It is quite probable that he has been passed over for promotion once or twice and has a chip on his shoulder.

Lawrence on July 26, 2007 at 12:46 PM

Him getting busted down then passed over would explain a lot.

PRCalDude on July 26, 2007 at 12:48 PM

He’s an E-3, isn’t he?

Well E3 is Private First Class. I’m guessing he would call himself PFC Scott Thomas… instead of Private…. But who knows, he’s still a loser. I’ll bet he has decent upper body strength and great abs, though. I can picture him being dropped for push-ups and flutter kicks all day long, haha.

reaganaut on July 26, 2007 at 12:50 PM

More images showing German soldiers playing with skulls and bones in Afghanistan have surfaced. The site had been a regular stopping point for patrols. Those who didn’t play along were considered wimps.

http://www.spiegel.de/international/0,1518,445133,00.html

Sue on July 26, 2007 at 12:50 PM

“I’m afraid I have some bad news for you, Private.”
“But sir, I’m a Corporal!”
“That’s the bad news.”

Merovign on July 26, 2007 at 12:51 PM

Back in the day, when I was a company commander, it was common to have a few “problem children”. This guy is someone I would not readily promote into a position of responsbility and authority over other soldiers. He would not like me very much because of that and probably go out of his way to irritate me, thinking he was somehow getting back. When in reality all he is doing is digging himself into a deeper hole.

These are the kinds of soldiers that get detailed to otherwise crappy jobs like spending 12 hours trying to fix a leak on a vehicle. I would almost suspect that such a leak might be a normal leak, and it was an unsolvable task assigned simply to keep him occupied and out of trouble.

Lawrence on July 26, 2007 at 12:52 PM

From Thomas’s blog via MM’s long and comprehensive post and all the links:

I cant do it without getting through this army experience first, which will add a legitimacy to EVERYTHING i do afterwards, and totally bolster my opinions on defense

Proof of his intentions from the get-go.
MAJOR CYNICAL CALCULATION ALERT:
Obviously, Thomas looked at the Iraq deployment troop death statistics and decided it was a VERY SURE BET that he could do a tour, get his Kerry Battlefield Legitimacy Card and get back to the USA, safe and sound.
Go back and then write lurid reams about “Journey into Iraq Darkness.”
We should also consider that Thomas, the self-admitted Leftist is a hard-core racist if he writes so harshly about Iraqi kids being little brown barbarians, with sh*t filling their pants, as if it was a bizarre Lord Of the Flies scenario, kids with no families all over like abandoned Max Mad ruffians. There are surprisingly few orphans, even in tough places and espeically in cultures with large, extended families who take in relatives kids easily – and Iraq was not ANYWHERE as devastated as Germany was after the regime fell – so kids running around Iraq have families, dinner time and lunch. Came out of HIS mind: he said so. TNR is passing it off as typical US soldier mind-set, not the peculiar and uniquely vulgar perspective of Scott Thomas.

naliaka on July 26, 2007 at 12:55 PM

Lawrence on July 26, 2007 at 12:44 PM

My first rank was an E3 (PFC) – I had a year of college under my belt when I went through Boot. I was an SMP – Simultaneous Membership Program which means I was ROTC and Reserves simultaneously and therefore went through Regular Army Boot Camp at Fort Knox. So, this guy most likely started his Army like as an E3.

TheBigOldDog on July 26, 2007 at 12:56 PM

This blog, his friend Nick’s, has some comments left by Scott as he prepares to head for Iraq. It also has links to other blogs that are of the same ecosystem– he and his friends from high school drifting apart. Usual immature twenty-something stuff, ‘cept for the record levels of faux angst and striking the pose of great intelligence greatly wronged by an uncaring world that doesn’t recognize genius. I guess when we have debates over whether a blank white canvas and paintings made by elephants in Thailand are or are not Art, this is to be expected in too many of our youth. Anyway, was planning to delve through most of the comments but decided not to press my luck beyond this one:

Oh theres an odd taste in my mouth, and its not from the incredible sounding “miami vice” aforementioned…i think its an open wound still unhealed due to its placement in my jaw…gross…anyway, sounds like things are going great, and I wish I could be there to ruin bedsheets or sleep in your car, or things of that nature, but reality dictates that for whatever reason we must patiently wait until my sweet return to your neatly combed embrace. kisses.

If I had to guess here to he is being fabulous (fabulist). Striking a pose. Or not. Or somewhat.

dan on July 26, 2007 at 12:56 PM

Lawrence on July 26, 2007 at 12:52 PM

I had the same experience.

PRCalDude on July 26, 2007 at 1:01 PM

If you guys follow MM’s links she has an email from someone serving and he says from his access to some database he knows the guy got demoted at some point.

Bad Candy on July 26, 2007 at 1:02 PM

Hey, sorry if this has been mentioned but I’ve been surfing.

In a few of the criticisms of the Scott Thomas “skull” story, it was likened to one about ‘German troops in Afghanistan’. I’d never heard of that and never looked it up to see if it was true and if so, how close it matched. If true, it must have played big in Germany.

Does anyone know when it was supposed to have happened? I’d be curious to see if Beauchamp was in Germany at the time.

Dusty on July 26, 2007 at 1:03 PM

If I had to guess here to he is being fabulous (fabulist). Striking a pose. Or not. Or somewhat.

dan on July 26, 2007 at 12:56 PM

I agree. He’s a narcissist typical of many in my generation. He thinks he’s real smart, that he’s a real literary genius just waiting to be discovered and angry that he hasn’t been already. He writes doggerel that he mistakes for being brilliant. He’s such a pain in the ass that he gets assigned all the menial tasks in his unit.

PRCalDude on July 26, 2007 at 1:03 PM

If you click his profile, it looks like he used to have a blog called elephantskissing.blogspot.com but its wiped clean. I wonder if he ever used it, someone should see if they can find a cache of some sort.

Bad Candy on July 26, 2007 at 1:05 PM

The German Soldiers playing with skulls story Broke in late Oct, 2006. His blog stops in September 06.

Bad Candy on July 26, 2007 at 1:08 PM

profitsbeard,

This might help answer the why question:

Every morning I get up and say I’m Scott Beauchamp, in the army, living in Germany, and this is my life, and I’m going to be treated like shit today and do landscaping and janitorial work and practice killing people and there could be no other way to appreciate what I had or what I’m going to have once I get out other than enduring this now when all I really want to do is teach history and lay around and read and hustle around and repair the world (tikkun olam) and sift through knowledge and improve culture and learn how to sail and work in soup kitchens and start a family and really, I mean REALLY study the best the western civilization has to offer and facilitiate the mystery and power through everything I do, but I cant do it without getting through this army experience first, which will add a legitimacy to EVERYTHING i do afterwards, and totally bolster my opinions on defense, etc, and of course its making me a lot less lazy, just because im not use to being lazy any more, etc.

John on July 26, 2007 at 1:08 PM

Thanks BC.

Dusty on July 26, 2007 at 1:11 PM

Another ehren watada… Jesus…

It takes me back to when I asked a couple AF academy cadets what they wanted for an AFSC and they said anything but serve in a combat zone and killing people.

I’m 99% sure that on the form you fill out when contracting or enlisting, conscientious objector status is somewhere below the “I haven’t done X drugs” and somewhere above “I do not support any anarchist groups with the goal of the violent overthrow of the government”.

But what do I know- I last saw that form two years ago. Much could have changed since then.

TheEJS on July 26, 2007 at 1:11 PM

Photo of the German skull pic here.

John on July 26, 2007 at 1:13 PM

One more interesting bit. Apparently the news on the skull pics was presented this way by German newspaper editors:

Editors reported that the skull might be the remains of a villager pulled from a mass grave…

Familiar ring.

John on July 26, 2007 at 1:18 PM

I just saved his old blog. It’s sure to disappear.

PRCalDude on July 26, 2007 at 1:33 PM

PRCalDude on July 26, 2007 at 1:33 PM

Good thinking.

Bryan on July 26, 2007 at 1:36 PM

A quick check on Army Knowledge Online gives Beauchamp’s rank as PV2. Since promotion to PFC is almost automatic nowadays (at least in the units I have been in), my guesstimate is that he’s been busted at least once.
For the record, age does not necessarily correspond to rank. I didn’t enlist until I was 28. One of my drill sergeants was only 29.
Regarding John’s quote, after reading that, I would be very surprised if he’s not a druggie. Look at how addle-brained his thinking is (if you can call it “thnking”). Barring a career in Democrat politics a la John Kerry or filling the Ward Churchill Chair of Inane Lefty PC Studies in the University of (Fill-in-the-blank), this guy is going to go nowhere in his life, ever.
Even without his fabricated stories, it is clear this is one loser whom no one will want to share a foxhole with, or go on guard duty or a patrol. He is dishonest, lazy, has no respect for his fellow soldiers or chain of command, and I’ll wager he half-a$$e$ any assignment he’s given, unless there’s someone standing right over him the entire time. I do not know if his NCO’s are pushing their superiors to get him thrown out of the Army, but if they are, this affair is a godsend to them.
Here’s hoping he has a very short military career, ending with a discharge that only he would consider “honorable.”

Lancer on July 26, 2007 at 1:42 PM

Lancer on July 26, 2007 at 1:42 PM

It’s not so much that he’s a druggie, it’s that he reads so many druggies, post-moderns, beatniks, and the like that it’s screwed up his thinking to the point that it looks like he’s permanently on drugs.

PRCalDude on July 26, 2007 at 1:46 PM

Dusty said he copied the blog and comments too, so now we have two copies.

Bad Candy on July 26, 2007 at 1:51 PM

Does anyone else smell “smart kid who is too big for the menial jobs to which he has been assigned to and thinks he’s way smarter than any of his NCOs or Officers”?

BohicaTwentyTwo on July 26, 2007 at 1:59 PM

A commenter, Sue, at Blackfive found where he got his skull story.

More images showing German soldiers playing with skulls and bones in Afghanistan have surfaced.

Sue writes, “He took that story and made it personal to him.”

lowandslow on July 26, 2007 at 1:59 PM

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