Scott Thomas revealed; Update: So is his blog
posted at 8:20 am on July 26, 2007 by Bryan
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He’s Private Scott Thomas Beauchamp, a member of Alpha Company, 1/18 Infantry, Second Brigade Combat Team, First Infantry Division. He’s also calling most of his critics chickenhawks, even though most of his critics a) served in the military and/or b) have been to Iraq or c) both. The pre-amble to Pvt Thomas’ letter is one more exercise in silliness from TNR:
Although the article was rigorously edited and fact-checked before it was published, we have decided to go back and, to the extent possible, re-report every detail. This process takes considerable time, as the primary subjects are on another continent, with intermittent access to phones and email. Thus far we’ve found nothing to disprove the facts in the article; we will release the full results of our search when it is completed.
It’s actually not that complicated, guys. Was there or was there not a mass grave that contained the bones of children underneath everyday, mundane household items? If there was, Pvt Thomas’ writings could be true, but if there wasn’t — and we know that there wasn’t — then they can’t be true. Are the Iraqi police the only ones who use Glocks in Iraq? If they are, his writings could be true. If they’re not — in a country awash in weapons, they’re not — his writings contain fabulism.
That’s the bottom line. There’s no need to blame the lack of a good fact check a week after the saga erupted on the difficulty of tracking down witnesses to all the events Thomas claims to have witnessed. All one needs to do is check the basic checkable facts he reports. That wasn’t done before publication, and hasn’t been done yet.
I’ll probably have more to say on this later, once I’ve sifted through Pvt Thomas’ account more thoroughly.
Update (AP): In hindsight, that he’d call his critics chickenhawks was as easy to predict as the way the left will spin this story now that he’s come forward. I’ll be interested to see what Yon, Greyhawk, Blackfive, their military readers and the vast majority of Beauchamp’s other challengers have to say about their alleged inexperience in Iraq given that their main knock on him all along has been “I’ve been there and it wouldn’t have happened that way.” The definition of “chickenhawk” is a wondrous protean creature, able to evolve at any moment to suit the left’s tastes, so who knows? Maybe Greyhawk’s a chickenhawk now too. Our nutroots non-veterans of the latest hunter-killer campaign outside Kabul led by Lt. Col. Frank “Cobra” Foer will inform us in short order.
Still, this is my favorite part:
My pieces were always intended to provide my discreet view of the war; they were never intended as a reflection of the entire U.S. Military. I wanted Americans to have one soldier’s view of events in Iraq.
Yeah, please don’t read anything into the fact that TNR plucked this guy, whose style per one expert is carefully calculated to affect sociopathy and whom Grey(chicken)hawk calls a “scumbag” for having participated in and not reported the events he describes, from a field of 160,000 to be their point man for “slice of life” pieces from Iraq. It’s just one man’s view. They might as well have filed it under “Quirk.”
Which raises an interesting question, incidentally: how exactly did Thomas/Beauchamp land his gig at TNR? I’ve gotten a few tips about that but nothing so solid that it’s worth running yet. Let’s see if it pops up somewhere today.
Update (AP): Here’s his old blog. Per Bad Candy, of particular interest is the entry from May 8, 2006. He’s not in Iraq at this point (i.e., as of May 8, 2006), I don’t think: his sidebar bio says he’s training in Germany and he cops to being in Amsterdam three weeks later, but I guess it’s possible (is it?) that he was in Iraq and then went to Europe in the intervening time. Either way, the May 8 item can only be one of two things: an exercise in creative fiction that looks exactly like the sort of thing he wrote for TNR or a bit of reportage of an actual incident — in which a U.S. commander ordered the murder of children. Which is it?
Update (AP): It’s neither big news nor especially relevant to the issue that this guy is a liberal who didn’t think much of the war even before he got there, but per our commenters you’ll find supporting evidence here, here, and here.
Update (AP): John Noonan e-mails to confirm that Beauchamp’s unit is in Iraq now. I think he was confused by what I said about him being in Germany “at this point” vis-a-vis the May 8, 2006 blog post. By “at this point” I meant at the time the post was written. I added a parenthetical to clarify that. Noonan’s also thinking the same thing I am re: the Times article this morning about Hollywood’s anti-war turn: same basic narrative as Scott Thomas, same disingenuous denial that they’re trying to do anything more than tell “discreet” — or, rather, discrete — stories.
Update (AP): A nice catch by Hugh Hewitt Dean Barnett. May 18, 2006:
I know that NOT participating in a war (and such a misguided one at that) should be considered better than wanting to be in one just to write a book…but you know, maybe id rather be a good man than a good artist…be both?
How remarkably lucky for Scott that he encountered precisely the sorts of incidents during his tour that would make good librul readin’ when people like Yon, Greyhawk, and Blackfive have had to do without. I guess the Muse had special plans for him.
Update (AP): JD Johannes guessed Beauchamp’s unit five days ago, and says he knows his C.O. Veteran turned chickenhawk Uncle Jimbo offers his own analysis:
As I said every unit has a Private Beauchamp who is more or less universally disliked as a whiny loser. No one understands them and they are always getting screwed over. They always have aspirations to grandness coupled with an absolute uselessness and laziness that ensures they will never achieve it.
The incidents described by Private dung beetle did not happen in the way he described them, but some event containing morsels of truth did and then our fabulist enbellished it to match the narrative of the voices in his head. They tell him the war is evil and consequently he and the folks around him are compromised and now agents of evil. He was just doing his part to ensure that people get the truth as it should be, damn the facts.
We’ll see.
Update (Bryan): Not to break my arm patting myself on the back or anything, but after making the mental connection between the landfill, the children’s cemetary and Beauchamp’s stratified “mass grave” the other day, here’s what I said.
I now think that what the TNR has on its hands is not a fraudulent soldier, but a Walter Mitty. He’s there, he’s bored, and he’s using his real experiences as a basis to make stuff up.
Several people have sent in this post, from Beauchamp’s blog, that serves as confirmation:
This weekend was horrible. I worked all weekend, 12 hour shifts. Today was spent mainly in the motor pool attempting to stop and oil leak in a Bradley Fighting Vehicle. Now anyone who knows me should be laughing right now at the mental image of ME working on a military armored vehicle worth hundreds of thousands of dollars when I can barely change the tire of an Escort. But…it did give me time to daydream about poetry…good things happening in that department. Its also been nice to finally talk to people on the phone. If you havent gotten a call from me yet, dont worry, its on the way.
posted by Scott Thomas at 2:14 PM 1 comments
He’s there, he’s bored, and he’s an aspiring poet. As Uncle J says above, most units have a guy like Beauchamp, and they’re always low-functioning high-maintenance types that drag on the unit. In email, a civilian counter-insurgency advisory currently awaiting deployment with an Army unit observes:
You’ll understand what I mean when I write that Thomas is the nightmare of every platoon sergeant. He’s a wise a** who thinks he knows it all, is actually incompetent at most military tasks and is too much of a wise a** to admit that he’s clueless. He must live with his platoon sergeant’s boot permanently up his backside.
The Thomas affair actually raises a somewhat larger issue: Thomas is an infantryman. Our infantry (as well as other combat-arms soldiers) in Iraq also function as evidence collectors. They search locations (houses, caches, etc.) for evidence of insurgent activity and then document the results of their search for inclusion in prosecution packages to be submitted to the Iraqi Courts. If Thomas felt free to invent evidence of a U.S. atrocity and submit his invention to a major U.S. publication how then can he be trusted to document evidence of insurgent crimes for possible prosecution?
He’s useless in this important function and should be confined to the FOB and assigned to police cigarette butts for the duration of his deployment.
I couldn’t have said it better myself. I guess that makes me and my emailer chickenhawks, eh Scott?
More (Bryan): Just to clarify, the Scott Thomas post I quoted above was written while he was in Germany. Still, it gives us much information about him and what kind of individual he is. He’s a bored grumbler who hates the Army and has aspirations to be a writer (check out the post of his quoted by Bad Candy down in comments, beginning “Wednesday, April 26, 2006″ for evidence on that.) Bad Candy has also found more fabulism, in the post beginning “Monday, May 08, 2006″ in which he says the chaplain of his unit (or one that’s on the streets with him witnessing atrocities, anyway) will be “Handing out bibles in the marketplace tomorrow.” I believe that Thomas was still in Germany as of that date, yet he’s describing scenes of kids who are undergoing various horrible things as a result of water rationing, which doesn’t sound like Germany. And, US troops don’t hand out Bibles in the Iraqi marketplaces. I know from having personally sent soccer balls over there that our troops don’t even want to have any kind of church logos or anything else like that on anything that they do hand out over there. Cultural sensitivities and all that, ya know.
Update (AP): Per Bryan’s last update, my sense is that the stuff on the blog was all written while he was in Germany, that it’s all fiction, and that he’d make no bones about that fact. Just an author honing his style, practicing a little creative writing. The significance of it is that the fiction looks and sounds an awful lot like the alleged nonfiction he ended up writing for TNR. It seems an astonishing coincidence that an aspiring Hunter S. Thompson of the Iraq theater would end up in country and find precisely the sorts of incidents he’d fantasized about months earlier unfolding before his very eyes. His answer to that, I’m sure, would be to say “those types of incidents really aren’t that unique,” which contradicts an awful lot of milblogger opinion on this subject and puts the lie to his “one man’s view” nonsense. It’s one man’s view of what he wants you to believe is par for the course theater-wide.
Case in point of how life imitates art: Dan Riehl flags his April 26, 2006 post — preciously titled “ill return to america an author” — and finds something familiar:
a grandma memeory of cracked heavy crystal balls and smoke serpitine around stacks of tarot cards. the smell of the antiseptic physical therapy room filled with limbless veterans, some missing half a face, and one wearing a god bless america t-shirt…of course this was all before the war, but the war is closer here and an everlengthening shadow over my half closed eyes…but this is all in our time, here and coming back to america…
The “God Bless America” shirt is a nice hacky touch, but note the boldface. “[N]early half her face was severely scarred. Or, rather, it had more or less melted, along with all the hair on that side of her head,” he wrote in his latest dispatch for TNR about the mysterious woman in the “chow hall.” He saw half-faces in his fever dreams before the war and sure enough, by god, he saw ‘em again for real when he was there. Maybe he’s just clairvoyant?
More (Bryan): Again, not to pat myself on the back, but I’ve been expecting the likes of Scott Thomas Beauchamp to emerge from the fetid swamps of the left for about three years now.
I can imagine the scenario a year or more from now. A young Lieutenant, perhaps an Army tank officer or a Marine platoon leader and an Iraq war veteran, testifies before the Senate, or these days, makes his stand on 60 Minutes or with Barbara Walters. With the serious tones of a young idealist chastened by war, he will deliver a stone-faced diatribe against President Bush, against Defense Secretary Rumsfeld, against Richard Perle and Paul Wolfowitz and anyone else who led us into or supported the war that ended Saddam Hussein’s brutal reign. The decorated veteran will lie through his teeth about America’s actions and interests, about the Iraqi people’s opinion of us and our intentions–just like Kerry did in 1971 about Vietnam–and will lead some kind of Iraq veterans’ effort to cut and run from Iraq–just like Kerry advocated abandoning South Vietnam in 1971. Kerry’s advocacy succeeded a few years later, and the Communists overran our former allies.
Read the rest, as they say. There have been several Lurch mini-me’s over the intervening years. And read this old post of mine too if you have a few minutes. Miscreants like Scott Thomas are very very useful to the America-hating left and to the country’s enemies, and they realize their usefulness and they capitalize on their usefulness. It doesn’t matter to them that they end up causing us to lose wars. That’s a feature of their work, not a bug.
Update (Bryan): This update is directed at Franklin Foer, who is no doubt trying to corroborate Thomas’ tales. Ahem.
Update (AP): Air Force special ops vet turned chickenhawk Jeff Emanuel offers his services to TNR:
Beauchamp’s identity has been confirmed; at least that part of his series of claims was true. However, many, many questions surrounding his stories themselves remain. If TNR is as serious about verifying his claims (this time) as they say, then I would like to offer my services to the publication. I will be at FOB Falcon this September, working with the 4th IBCT, under whom Beauchamp’s unit falls. While I am there, I’d be more than happy to do whatever investigative work is necessary to either corroborate or debunk the stories and provided to you by Scott Thomas Beauchamp. Given the Stephen Glass episode of years past – and the speed with which questions were raised about this episode – I would say that your credibility could definitely use the boost of an outside source working to verify this for you.
Update (AP): We’ve been getting tips similar to the ones Ace has about Beauchamp being intimately connected to someone on the TNR staff. He claims to have a source within TNR itself (although not anymore, perhaps — more on that in a bit) who thought Beauchamp was either married to someone who works there or was recommended by someone married to someone who works there. There are a lot of “Scott Beauchamps” in the world, no doubt, but if this is a coincidence, it’s a fabulous one. Here’s Elspeth Reeve’s page at the TNR site. There’s some ambiguity about whether they’re married yet or just planning: the Wedding Channel thing says October but a tipster pointed me to the comments on this MySpace page. Check the May 19 entry for Ian Cognito (Beauchamp’s alias) and you’ll see he says he was married the week before. Whether they’re married or engaged isn’t really important but there you go, for the record.
Thanks to liberrocky for finding the Wedding Channel thing and thanks to Ace for summing this up nicely:
It’s all so Plame-ish. As Gracie wrote to me, of all the embeds and milbloggers and real journalists they could have picked for the job, they instead chose to go with a very partisan, very inexperienced blogger just out of “laziness.” Just because they knew him. Just because it was easy.
I actually think part of the reason was that they knew Beauchamp’s politics — he having put them on display on his goofy blog — and so, just like with Valerie Plame, they knew the report was going to come back the way they wanted it when they sent him. But Gracie says it’s just Occam’s razor: Laziness.
Yeah, I have a hard time buying the convenience angle. They knew what they were getting and they got it. Surely they didn’t agree to publish him sight unseen just because he was Elspeth Reeve’s squeeze. Someone, probably her, showed them his blog or a writing sample and they dug his Apocalypse Now “I can’t believe I’m still in Saigon” vaudeville. So now the dilemma for TNR: If they find out that Beauchamp’s been exaggerating or outright fabricating in his Iraq stories and they come down hard, they probably lose Reeve too. Then again, they’ve already allegedly lost one employee over this — follow the link to Ace’s site and see what became of his TNR source, “gracie” — and if it turns out Beauchamp’s a liar then Foer will probably be hitting the bricks too, so what’s one more staff vacancy?
Given the number of milbloggers invested in this story and the number of guys with direct links to FOB Falcon — JD Johannes most notably and, per one of the updates above, Jeff Emanuel — the scrutiny of TNR’s findings after they publish the results of their investigation will be intense. They’d better do more than just check with Beauchamp’s buddies, who’ll naturally want to protect a pal, especially one who just got married and whose wife’s job may be on the line.
Update (AP): Actually, there’s another possibility here — that Beauchamp became acquainted with Reeve through his work for TNR. That would ruin the “Plame” scenario and throw open the question again of how TNR found him, but the stuff about possibly going easy on him so as not to alienate his wife would of course still apply.
Update (AP): Per tipster Mark Seavey, it looks like Beauchamp certainly knew Reeve before TNR. Not only did they go to school together, but he’s quoted here in a 1994 2004 article she wrote about an abortion rally he attended. Still doesn’t prove the Plame scenario, though: it could be that they knew each other, lost touch, and then were recently reacquainted through his work for TNR.
Update (AP): Yet another article of Reeve’s quoting Beauchamp, and yet another article with resonance. Contain your surprise.
“Glenn is completely submerged in politics on campus. It is honestly impossible to think about politics at MU without thinking of Glenn,” says Scott Beauchamp, editor-in-chief of Prospectus, a liberal campus news magazine. Beauchamp and Rehn met one year ago while campaigning for Howard Dean.
Update (AP): See-Dub puts it well here. The news about Beauchamp and Reeve isn’t big and it doesn’t necessarily imply anything untoward, but it does raise a question of motive. Was TNR really just lazy, as Ace’s source said, and decided to give a guy who was practically in house a shot at writing for the New Republic? If so, it may actually make Foer look less bad — reckless, perhaps, in trusting a guy he wasn’t sure about but bighearted in giving a staffer’s husband a shot at a prime publishing gig.
Update (AP): Yeah, pretty much:
This story is being overplayed on the right because, let’s face it, it’s slightly juicy. It’s got the thrill of a secret revealed to it. Undoubtedly more is being read into it than should be. No doubt I’m getting more traffic today than Blackfive, Greyhawk, etc., who really ought to be getting more traffic, because their reportage is more important.
So I concede that: This is a minor story which is, wrongly, playing huge just because it has a little bit of skullduggery and sex appeal to it.
Partly it’s a product of a slow news cycle, partly it’s a bloggers-versus-MSM thing, partly of course it’s wanting to vindicate the military from a suspected smear, and partly it’s sincere interest in the question of whether TNR has been fooled again and how its editorial process could have let that happen. It’s not a huge deal but even a small deal is a deal. And if what Ace says about “gracie” being fired is true, then evidently it’s a deal to TNR too.
Update (MM): Disagree. Strongly. Since when is thoroughly covering a story “overplaying” it? Because John Podhoretz says so? I’m getting plenty of e-mail from troops and veterans who don’t think the story is being “overplayed.” No, it’s not Watergate or Rathergate. So? Do we ignore every story that isn’t?
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Then wade through this.
Dusty on July 26, 2007 at 8:33 AM
Didn’t they announce before that “Scott Thomas” was a pseudonym?
So, how can that statement be true if his name IS Scott Thomas? At best there’s still fudging going on – and if fudging continues to be necessary on TNR’s side, so is a lot more fact-checking and demands for full cooperation to find out the truth.
One can be part of a genuine army unit, be genuinely deployed and still write pure fiction. There’s no law says ya can’t – just don’t pass it off as non-fiction.
Also, with the number of Lefties who’ve been encouraged to enlist by such hard Left icons as Ward “frag-’em” Churchill to create trouble, what’s so ridiculous about wondering about the motives of any soldier composing lurid and alarming prose that puts the military in a bad light?
naliaka on July 26, 2007 at 8:34 AM
When are the cameras getting in this guys face? Have his articles been posted all over his FOB?
Our next step is demand a full investigation of the events and not let up until there is a full accounting. This has to be followed out to the end.
peacenprosperity on July 26, 2007 at 8:37 AM
Dusty
Wade through! – you forgot to mention to wear hip boots.
naliaka on July 26, 2007 at 8:37 AM
Hippy dippy alert:
The World According to Garp
naliaka on July 26, 2007 at 8:40 AM
LOL, it will be interesting to see how Barnes’s thought stand up. I haven’t read anything yet, I’m saving for posterity…it might disappear.
Dusty on July 26, 2007 at 8:42 AM
Now that he’s known, let the fact-checking begin!!
Chuck on July 26, 2007 at 8:42 AM
Isn’t it a well-known fact that the real Beauchamps are born without earlobes?
James on July 26, 2007 at 8:48 AM
I’m quoting this Thomas entry so we have a record. I guaranatee his blogspot will be blocked before long.
Bad Candy on July 26, 2007 at 8:49 AM
If he is a true soldier and in Iraq wouldn’t writing such things be aiding and abiding, giving comfort to the enemy or sedition? I thought that the Military kept close watch on what was being sent back home via mail, email and blogs. If so then how does this type of stuff get past the censors?
I just think it’s stupid what he is doing. If I were in a hostel environment I sure as heck wouldn’t be publishing stuff that would make the locals dislike me any more then they already do.
Jon
jmarcure on July 26, 2007 at 8:51 AM
Here’s another, looks like he’s been itching to be an author for a while, too bad he can’t write.
Bad Candy on July 26, 2007 at 8:51 AM
From Beauchamp’s letter:
What nonsense. I’m not going to pretend I know his exact motivation for writing these pieces, but he had to recognize the propaganda potential in what he wrote.
Slublog on July 26, 2007 at 8:54 AM
http://ghostsonfilm.blogspot.com/2006/03/to-mount-strawberry-roanperchance-to.html
Here’s a bunch of guys he says he served with.
Bad Candy on July 26, 2007 at 8:55 AM
Always remember that a lie to a liberal is not whether the facts are true or not, but whether you believe it is true or not. The libs believe this trash and nothing factually proven that it is a farce can ever change it. Reality is in the eyes of the beholder. Scary times.
volsense on July 26, 2007 at 9:02 AM
Like any liberal, he holds the average American in high esteem too….
Bad Candy on July 26, 2007 at 9:03 AM
Yeah, I just added an update about that.
Allahpundit on July 26, 2007 at 9:08 AM
The world is full of lying SOBs. Scott Thomas is just one more of them. My choice would be to keep the focus on the failure of TNR to filter this out of the public’s attention.
When (soon) Scott Thomas is forgotten TNR will still be up and spouting. People will remember allegations of disgusting behaviour by the U.S. military. Will the distrust of web news sources rub off on all web sites? Even Hot Air?
TunaTalon on July 26, 2007 at 9:09 AM
A private?
E-1, 2, or 3?
And why does he report these petty “misdemeanors” to the press and not his commanders?
Was he afraid the his obvious attempt to undermine morale, slander the troops, and weaken the war effort in general, would not have been accomplished sufficiently through normal military channels?
Something in “Scott Thomas”’s means stinks.
profitsbeard on July 26, 2007 at 9:09 AM
We need to remember the old saying: “Don’t be fooled by perceptions, which, contrary to conventional wisdom, are not reality.”
Pvt. Thomas may well be writing what he believes to be true. But that doesn’t mean he is properly interpreting what he sees.
He talks about “mass graves” and about “children buried under household trash”. Is this a terrible thing? It is in our society. However, in a third world country this is often a common and accepted practice for the lowest elements of society.
Just because we find a mass grave doesn’t automatically mean foul-play. It often means that the people digging the grave didn’t consider it necessary to dig individual graves.
In a society with high infant/child mortality rate and a low value on human life it is often considered prudent to bury children with the household trash.
And if this guy is a Private I’m going going out on a limb and say that he probably isn’t privy to all the information available, and therefore isn’t seeing things in the full context.
Lastly, if the stuff he is claiming where to be true, the military would definitely be investigating. Because, contrary to MSM spin, Army officers aren’t stupid robots, they are actually dedicated and honorable professionals. If something like what the Private claims where true, some NCO of Officer would be stepping up and making an issue of it.
So what this all tells me, is that we have another Army Private complaining about the Army. And every Army private I know complains about the Army. It goes with the job.
Lawrence on July 26, 2007 at 9:10 AM
That depends on your definition of “then”, “they”, “can’t” and “be”.
And “true”, of course, but that goes without saying.
Niko on July 26, 2007 at 9:11 AM
You don’t say.
benjamin on July 26, 2007 at 9:12 AM
I copied this whole entry, but it got filterpwn3d, so I’ll leave the link, http://ghostsonfilm.blogspot.com/2006/05/i-make-me-feel-stupid.html .
Seems to me he’s saying they just randomly blew away some dude.
Bad Candy on July 26, 2007 at 9:12 AM
Given that Mr Thomas is a private of undetermined rank (PVT,PV2,PFC), he should be careful throwing around the C word. This is probably is first tour and his first assignment after completing AIT. He hasn’t been in the Army long enough to start considering himself an expert on the profession of arms. Either that or he’s a dirtbag who’s lost his E-4 rank at least once. I’m not certain of that last point, just nearly certain.
BohicaTwentyTwo on July 26, 2007 at 9:12 AM
I said it before, I’ll say it again. He’s a buddy f—er and needs to be the guest of honor at a blanket party. Any one (I refuse to call such refuse a “man”) who would make up such stories, or deliberately embellish an actual event to make his brothers in arms look like blood thirsty buffoons needs to have a bar of soap land squarely on his solorplexes four or five times.
Jerks like this are the reason why Vietnam Vets have the unjustified reputation as wastes and burnouts. The NYT is running a column about Hollywood making movies trying to paint our Iraq Vets with the same brush.
Beauchamp better hope he never meets me in a dark alley, or broad daylight for that matter. He can rest assured that he will see me coming.
srhoades on July 26, 2007 at 9:13 AM
Sure. That’s why his bullshit was headlined “One Shock Trooper”.
Niko on July 26, 2007 at 9:14 AM
I was really hoping this guy wasn’t military.
On a side note, that link to Ace’s article is hilarious.
BadgerHawk on July 26, 2007 at 9:15 AM
Bohica, he’s a PFC. http://ghostsonfilm.blogspot.com/2006/09/hells-waiting-room.html
Bad Candy on July 26, 2007 at 9:18 AM
To quote my great former Drill Instruct Sgt. Mike Buckley, “Ahhhh, poor little wee wah!”
srhoades on July 26, 2007 at 9:19 AM
By the way, I’m starting to see a parallel to the non-flying Imams story, as in:
Let one disgruntled third-rater soldier make ridiculous claims in public, smearing his fellow soldiers who he barely new. Let the VRWC demand his name and position be revealed. Let the soldier be punished by his superiors for unprofessional conduct, possibly leading to his dismissal.
Let the soldier then commence a nation-wide tour misconstruing the scandal as in, “I was being punished for writing about the war” (cf. “My truth is that I’m an American gay.”)
Niko on July 26, 2007 at 9:20 AM
That semiotic fellow pegged him – Beauchamp was in the writing program at the University of Missouri, Columbus. If you go here, click on “Table of Contents” and you’ll find two of his poems in their writing magazine.
geoff on July 26, 2007 at 9:21 AM
srhoades on July 26, 2007 at 9:23 AM
I screw that one up.
srhoades on July 26, 2007 at 9:23 AM
He was also the Editorials Editor for the Lindbergh High School Pilot.
geoff on July 26, 2007 at 9:25 AM
Let’s be nice now, remember, we’re talking about a future Democratic Senator and Presidential candidate here.
Lancer on July 26, 2007 at 9:26 AM
Why do these moron’s always fancy themselves to be poets? I’ve seen better efforts by second graders.
srhoades on July 26, 2007 at 9:26 AM
[Bad Candy on July 26, 2007 at 9:12 AM]
May ‘06? A later post talks of Germany and returning from Amsterdam. One in between says deployment cancelled. Is “i make me feel stupid” practice telling his story?
It will be nice to fit it in the timeline!
Dusty on July 26, 2007 at 9:27 AM
Scott Thomas Beauchamp’s stories are no more plausible than Scott Thomas’. He stands by his details of quickly swerving to hit a dog, taking off a helmet to put on a scull, the mass grave even existing, and making fun of an IED victim. Meanwhile, the statements made by his fellow soldiers, including on his base, still stand as well.
Their statements included:
The first was made by a Sergeant on the base, the others by a Major in the Public Affairs Office.
amerpundit on July 26, 2007 at 9:27 AM
Character? If indeed the events happened as he described, neither he nor his comrades have any character.
Sue on July 26, 2007 at 9:31 AM
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That struck me as well, Sue.
Nothing besmirched the character of Scott Thomas and his comrades as thoroughly as his own writing did.
benjamin on July 26, 2007 at 9:33 AM
Are you questioning his patriotism?
Niko on July 26, 2007 at 9:36 AM
The the college student vernacular the “poem” you post is considered an MSU. (Making S**t Up for a grade).
Lawrence on July 26, 2007 at 9:36 AM
What seems to be his myspace page: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=20102767
jaychandra on July 26, 2007 at 9:39 AM
Yeah, wait, this makes no sense, he writes this story about some guy named LeClaire blowing some Iraqis face off and kids starving on May 8, then a few days later on May 14 he says;
What gives?
Bad Candy on July 26, 2007 at 9:39 AM
I’ll say. I’ll go so far as to say the same guy didn’t write both sets. I’ll say that TNR rewrote that crap so heavily it doesn’t even read the same.
TinMan13 on July 26, 2007 at 9:39 AM
Assuming that Dusty is right.
jaychandra on July 26, 2007 at 9:39 AM
-Scott Thomas Beauchamp, June 9, 2006
I think we’re beginning to see what motivates this guy.
Slublog on July 26, 2007 at 9:40 AM
Check this out,
The * is my edit to bypass filters.
Bad Candy on July 26, 2007 at 9:43 AM
Translation: Their investigation hasn’t started yet.
fogw on July 26, 2007 at 9:44 AM
Translation: fiction
ACtaully, yes. In the Sahara Desert, in a country with a GDP a fraction of Iraq’s – in a place that looked like Mad MAx and the Thunderdome – and that was considered normal. Kid’s convulsing in semi-orgasmic rhythms??? Saaay what? Scott Thomas a pedophile or something?
Been in a heap of Third World countries in poorer and more pathetic conditions than Iraq and never once saw anything like that.
Uh huh. I’m right, I’m wrong, I’m … I dunno.
Writing to deliver a product tailored to reflect a particular stereotype.
100%! That fellow’s stock just went waaaaaay up.
naliaka on July 26, 2007 at 9:45 AM
Hell yeah, put my 9:43 and 8:51 posts with your post, sounds like it.
Bad Candy on July 26, 2007 at 9:45 AM
The chutzpah of that statement is mind-boggling.
Here’s a guy who anonymously back-stabs his “comrades in arms” in a publication of such ill repute as The New Republic of Stephen Glass; then when others – including many current and former military servicemembers – come to the defense of those comrades by pointing out the myriad holes in his stories, they’re “chickenhawks” who are questioning the character of those same “comrades?”
That kind of self-serving, self-contradictory self-righteousness is on par with lefties who revel in smearing their own country, and then snivel about their “patriotism” being questioned.
Foer and “Scott Thomas” are, I suspect, going to be very, very sorry for starting this episode, in ways which are going to become clear sooner than they think.
Spurius Ligustinus on July 26, 2007 at 9:45 AM
No, I’m questioning his character.
Sue on July 26, 2007 at 9:45 AM
Only liberals don’t know the definition of “true.”
Maxx on July 26, 2007 at 9:46 AM
Wow, he’s an emotional one.
From the Semiotic profile at Amazon:
Eh, maybe not so much….. I have another stereotype in mind.
DWB on July 26, 2007 at 9:47 AM
Nice catch, Bad Candy. This kid makes me want to puke.
A premeditated betrayal.
benjamin on July 26, 2007 at 9:47 AM
Exactly!
naliaka on July 26, 2007 at 9:49 AM
The John Kerry of the 2020 election campaign. I wonder if Elana deLori is a billionaire?
andycanuck on July 26, 2007 at 9:50 AM
He’s all worried about his “comrades” when he just buddy fucked every troop in theater…
Thanks…
I’m waiting for that blogger who knew his CO to come up with something… I hope it will be worth the wait.
BadBrad on July 26, 2007 at 9:50 AM
Hard Left Embedded tool.
naliaka on July 26, 2007 at 9:50 AM
Hell yeah, put my 9:43 and 8:51 posts with your post, sounds like it.
Sounds like Kerry-esque resume padding.
geoff on July 26, 2007 at 9:50 AM
Oops – andycanuck beat me to it.
geoff on July 26, 2007 at 9:51 AM
The people most critical of Beauchamp’s Milius-like war fantasies were people who served in Iraq (honorably, I might add).
Mike Honcho on July 26, 2007 at 9:51 AM
On July 25, 2006, he claims
Doesn’t sound like he has been to Iraq by this date.
Sue on July 26, 2007 at 9:53 AM
Then there’s this, from July 25, 2006:
His May 8th piece was written in Germany, before he’d ever set foot in Iraq. So, it’s more of his fiction.
Pablo on July 26, 2007 at 9:54 AM
Doesn’t sound like he has been to Iraq by this date.
I don’t think he shipped out to Iraq until September 2006.
geoff on July 26, 2007 at 9:55 AM
Got a contender!
http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/
“Where www means Worst Writers Welcome”
check out 2006 “winners” of worst prose. Thomas is a serious contender.
naliaka on July 26, 2007 at 9:56 AM
PFC = FNG
Although calling calling Camp Buehring Hell’s Waiting Room is a nice touch. I ran the Army 10-Miler there in 2004. It was a good run, until a Florida NG soldier dropped dead at the finish line. And unlike Beauchamp’s experiences, that really happened.
BohicaTwentyTwo on July 26, 2007 at 9:57 AM
He’s served. Kudos to that.
But, lets take a look at the definition of Patriotism.
Summary blocks from Wikipedia:
I keep seeing the leftists scream “patriot” when their action’s don’t fit the definition of patriotism. Rather than admit non-support they obfuscate the term. Then we have the “Killitary” style “support of the troops”. Meh.
So, are you assigning him Absolute Moral Authority?
DWB on July 26, 2007 at 9:59 AM
Priscilla:
RUN.
RushBaby on July 26, 2007 at 10:01 AM
That was sarcasm on my behalf, straight from the Left’s playbook.
Niko on July 26, 2007 at 10:01 AM
Maybe you could spice it up a bit, BohicaTwentyTwo, and sell it to TNR? Use “sweltering” and “Nietzsche” alot.
andycanuck on July 26, 2007 at 10:02 AM
2006 Bulwer-Lytton Worst Prose winners …
Mind ya’ll – those people TRIED to get dishonorable mention. Scott Thomas is SERIOUS.
naliaka on July 26, 2007 at 10:03 AM
All of this is obviously fake but accurate, mythological yet congruent with the meta-narrative.
And all of the evidentiary details you seek will certainly be released within 24 business hours. In fact, they’re probably going to appear alongside Karl Rove’s indictment and John Kerry’s SF-180 form.
This is the left. The is what they do.
The only thing newsworthy is that any of us respond to it anymore.
Professor Blather on July 26, 2007 at 10:04 AM
I see from naliaka’s 10:03 comment that Sgt. Leclaire is a recurring character in Beauchamp’s oeuvre.
geoff on July 26, 2007 at 10:07 AM
He has a job waiting for him at the NYT.
Jason Blair’s job, specifically.
And given the Walter Duranty chair for foreign correspondence. (It swivels only left.)
profitsbeard on July 26, 2007 at 10:07 AM
Just finished saving all posts with comments. Sorry I didn’t weigh in more Bad Candy.
Skimming them as a went, it appears he was in Germany ’til August ‘06 at least. By Sept 3 he was in Kuwait. I wonder if he’s had a tour before. If not, his May “i make me feel stupid” story is either writing practice or training with brown faced Dutch or Germans.
I think his blog is going to tell us as much as anything else about the veracity of his “discreet view” in Iraq.
Dusty on July 26, 2007 at 10:10 AM
Well he certainly sounds, like, really really “intlligent.”
Jesus wept. The irony. The stupidity. The self-parody. I just can’t take it.
Professor Blather on July 26, 2007 at 10:10 AM
The problem is this: unless challenged, it becomes part of the media/Left REALITY that is then quoted and repeated as false “truth.” See Thomas waving the Moral Authority Card -no questioning of the veracity of the prose are valid, based on the simple techincal data point of the geographical location of the presumed writer.
naliaka on July 26, 2007 at 10:10 AM
Yes, but his idiotic blog is primarily devoted to his poems AND in one posting he made he’s whining about working at the motor pool for twelve hours but adds, “I came up with some really great poems so it wasn’t all a loss” (that’s a paraphrase).
Besides, if he makes a grade (other than F-) on that then higher education in the country slipping faster than we thought. I assume he did make more than an F- on it because MSU posted it on their website.
srhoades on July 26, 2007 at 10:13 AM
If what Beauchamp wrote was not true, then he could be in for quite a bit of trouble. Could he be punished under Article 132 of the UCMJ if this turns out to be false?
Slublog on July 26, 2007 at 10:14 AM
And here.
amerpundit on July 26, 2007 at 10:15 AM
One can hope.
About the long-suffering Sgt. LeClaire … ahem.
naliaka on July 26, 2007 at 10:16 AM
Or does that article cover claims as in claims with a financial aspect?
Slublog on July 26, 2007 at 10:16 AM
As in: “The truth is that, regardless of what I know, I feel guilty about this so it must be bad.”
Lawrence on July 26, 2007 at 10:17 AM
Running dogs,
are they lackeys?
Waiting for aHummer tire
Grandma’s cranked crystal ball
looks like my crib sgt.’s eye
as he kicks a tiny skull like a
soccerball through the pissy dust
of this republic of fear
as trinkets of candy
lure the urchins
toward a mass
grave of our
making.
Barmy Shiv.
Thomas’s louche writing style will be his undoing, since the media pundits and journalists will enjoy eviscerating its pretensions (since a lot of the reporters are frustrated fiction writers who will resent Thomas’ inferior literary merits and notoreity).
profitsbeard on July 26, 2007 at 10:18 AM
OK, so first I laughed at that. And then I though, well, didn’t John F. Kerry sign up to add some cool war stories to his resume before he ran for office?
A guy who sumbits poetry to the college literary mag and quotes Smiths lyrics? Maybe he enlisted because he (1) was otherwise unemployable and (2) needed some life experience to inspire his poetry.
saint kansas on July 26, 2007 at 10:19 AM
That would be Sgt … LeClaire?
Ya think?
naliaka on July 26, 2007 at 10:20 AM
LeClaire I think is bogus, just sent this to Michelle
On April 26, he wrote the following here http://ghostsonfilm.blogspot.com/2006/04/ill-return-to-america-author.html
Yet, on May 8, Sgt. LeClaire is mowing down Iraqis.
http://ghostsonfilm.blogspot.com/2006/05/i-make-me-feel-stupid.html
Bad Candy on July 26, 2007 at 10:20 AM
While you’re at it, you could also save his MySpace page and the comments/ he left on other people’s pages, also his own journal entries, like this one titled “Jew York City”.
Niko on July 26, 2007 at 10:22 AM
Sgt LeClaire short a d*ck and eyeballs?
naliaka on July 26, 2007 at 10:23 AM
Again, I severely doubt LeClaire’s blowing away people that soon after having his schmeckel blown off.
Bad Candy on July 26, 2007 at 10:23 AM
Maybe he’s grumpy now.
naliaka on July 26, 2007 at 10:24 AM
I would think (and hope) Scott Thomas is already being nuked by his 1SG and CO.
His writing is baloney.
He’s postering with the BS bravado of an E2 who has a little military time and no context in which to put said experience.
He’s been caught selling wolf tickets to the world and I would wager a months pay that the chain of command(and the other Joes in his unit)are going to stomp a mudhole in his *ss as a result of his treacherous conduct toward the unit.
Trooper on July 26, 2007 at 10:24 AM
OK, here’s my unfounded theory. Like those kids obsessed with Natural Born Killers, Thomas watched Full Metal Jacket, like, 10,000 times as a kid and thinks he’s Private Joker.
saint kansas on July 26, 2007 at 10:24 AM
Dusty copied his whole blog, good move! We need to be better with that, making sure we keep copies of this sort of stuff before it goes down the memory hole.
Bad Candy on July 26, 2007 at 10:25 AM
[Niko on July 26, 2007 at 10:22 AM]
Strike two.
Dusty on July 26, 2007 at 10:27 AM
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