As for Waffles, I wouldn’t go insulting anyone if I was him. He has a real tendency to stick his foot in his mouth.

He ran for office but was beaten
And to back to his wife
That awful cretin

There once was a blowhard named Ted
Who murdered a girl it is said
He went on a drive
That changed to a dive
But in lieu of helping he fled

James on July 21, 2007 at 2:13 PM

James…that was classic!

There once was a blowhard named Ted
Who murdered a girl it is said
He went on a drive
That changed to a dive
But in lieu of helping he fled

Thank you MB4 – you’re doing a fine job with all of them. You only forgot the ‘reporting for duty’ :)

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Kerry’s a traitor
Screw him

fogw on July 20, 2007 at 10:30 PM

Laughed tears fogw – thank you my friend – amazing wit and independence. Much admired.

There once was a blog named Hot Air
Full of wit, its masters debonair
Mostly political its intentions
Audience oft held in suspensions
With humor and pop culture to spare

Whose comrades in arms he’d besmirch

Nominated by a left wing gang.

He answered the call “you rang?”

He spits in the face of his church.

There once was a man named Kerry
Whose “seared” memories sounded quite scary;
But swift-boaters, with speed,
Laid waste to his screed,
And he ended up looking quite “fairy.”

There once was a man named Kerry
Who looked for rich women to marry;
He was hardly a stud
Just TeRAYza’s dud,
So she gave him her luggage to carry.

There once was a man who threw medals
then endlessly tried to backpedal
Won them all in four months
and hey this is a hunch
but I think he just used them to peddle.

The man was racked with indecision
He can’t even lie with precision
Go away Hanoi John
you’re a sick lying pawn
who talks down to us all with derision.

There once was a loser from Mass.
all his buddies think he’s a jackass
He’s a part of a duo
that loves to screw you-o
and the MSM gives them a pass.

Riehl World View

I once knew a man named John Kerry,

Ann Coulter called his would-be VP a fairy,

When he reported for duty,

his wife was no beauty,

But that he almost won is what’s most scary!

Heh!

URL: Riehl World View…

HANOI JOHN
AND
HANOI JANE

By January of 1970, Kerry’s anti-war stance led him to “tell his boss that his conscience dictated that he protest the war, that he wanted out of the Navy immediately so that he could run for congress.” He lost his bid for election.

John Kerry attended an anti-war rally in September of 1970 with “Hanoi” Jane Fonda and Donald Sutherland…AFTER Fonda and Sutherland had organized their “F*ck the Army” tour. This tour, a spoof of USO tours, was performed outside military installations, and as its name indicates, was intended to undermine the morale of American soldiers fighting in Vietnam.

The communist Daily World published photos of John Kerry speaking to protestors and bragged that Kerry’s group displayed a banner portraying a portrait of Communist Party leader Angela Davis, who once stated publicly that she was “dedicated to the overthrow of your [the United States'] system of government and your society,” the New American reported in May of 2003.

By his regular participation in VVAW demonstrations, Kerry aligned himself with what the Boston Herald Traveler labeled ‘revolutionary Communists.’ The December 12, 1971, Boston Herald Traveler reported that an ‘abundance of Vietcong flags, clenched fists raised in the air, and placards plainly bearing legends in support of China, Cuba, the USSR, North Korea and the Hanoi government” were present.’

Vietnam Veterans Against John Kerry says: “As a national leader of VVAW, Kerry campaigned against the effort of the United States to contain the spread of Communism. He used the blood of servicemen still in the field for his own political advancement by claiming that their blood was being shed unnecessarily or in vain.

With John Kerry as their leader, “VVAW members mocked the uniform of United States soldiers by wearing tattered fatigues marked with pro-communist graffiti. They dishonored America by marching in demonstrations under the flag of the Viet Cong enemy.”

In recent years, John Kerry’s blatant exploitation of the Vietnam Veterans’ Memorial for political gain and Veteran’s Day photo ops have resulted in many veterans, who are still outraged by his Winter Soldier testimony and his betrayal of his fellow soldiers and his country, turning their backs on him.

Testifying before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee on April 23, 1971, Kerry claimed that U.S. soldiers had “raped, cut off ears, cut off heads, taped wires from portable telephones to human genitals and turned up the power, cut off limbs, blown up bodies, randomly shot at civilians, razed villages, shot cattle and dogs for fun, poisoned food stocks, and generally ravaged the countryside of South Vietnam.”

In his testimony, Kerry claimed there was no communist threat and said: “In 1970 at West Point Vice President Agnew said ‘some glamorize the criminal misfits of society while our best men die in Asian rice paddies to preserve the freedom which most of those misfits abuse,’ and this was used as a rallying point for our effort in Vietnam. But for us, as boys in Asia whom the country was supposed to support, his statement is a terrible distortion from which we can only draw a very deep sense of revulsion, and hence the anger of some of the men who are here in Washington today. It is a distortion because we in no way consider ourselves the best men of this country ….”

On April 23, 1971, Kerry led members of VVAW (Vietnam Veterans Against the War)in a protest during which they threw their medals and ribbons over a fence in front of the U.S. Capitol. Kerry, it should be noted, did not throw his own medals—they hold a place of honor in his congressional offices.

John Kerry then led Operation Dewey Canyon III, which began on April 18, 1971, with nearly 1,000 Vietnam veterans, armed with toy rifles, gathering on the Washington Mall for what they called “a limited incursion” wherein they staged mock “search and destroy” missions and massacres of civilians. Under Kerry’s leadership, VVAW members mocked the uniform of American soldiers by wearing tattered fatigues marked with pro-communist graffiti. They dishonored America by marching in demonstrations under the flag of the Viet Cong.

Kerry ran for election to the House of Representatives in 1972, and in a further attempt to cover up his perfidy, he quashed reproduction of the picture on the front cover of his own book, The New Soldier. His political opponents reported that “it depicted several unkempt youths crudely handling an upside down American flag to mock the famous photo of the U.S. Marines at Iwo Jima.”

http://www.geocities.com/misscoors/Truth_about_kerry.html

There’s a whole lot of us who remember a whole lot more who pissed on those who went through hell and came out with a bond forged of hellmade steel.

They’re not likely to forget a turncoat, someone who during that time of great anguish went to the other side.

John Forbes Kerrys’ gerrymandered career is built on bullshit.

He’s a hater liberal one of the worst.

BOTOX REX, THE KETCHUP KING!

Hi there fellow bloggers. My name is United States Senator John Forbes Kerry from the great state of Massachusetts. You can call me JFK if you want. I was born on December 11, 1943, although people tell me that I look at least 20 years younger. It’s probably my great hair and rugged good looks.

I graduated from Yale in June 1966 in the top 1% of my class. To earn extra money during the summers, I loaded trucks in a grocery warehouse and sold encyclopedias door to door. That is probably one of the reasons that I am so humble. Over my four years at Yale, I maintained a 96 grade average and received a 101 average in my senior year.

I am one of the most senior members of that grand and much loved and respected institution known as the U.S. Senate. Probably the only living Senator even a little bit greater than me is my dear friend Ted Moore Kennedy. I also have a very high IQ. Very high. Much higher than that creep who stole the election from me. I know that he stole it because exit polls are never wrong.

I am also a great war hero. I set all kinds of records for heroism when I was in Vietnam. I was greviously wounded at least three times yet continued to insist on staying in the fight when lesser men would have given up. I won the bronze star with extra V’s for extra valor and the Silver Star for defeating a whole battalion of NVA with my bare hands.

I sometimes like to chill out after a long day of serving the American people by having a double martini with my good friend Ted. We usually have a servant bring 21 double martinis. I get one and Ted gets one for each of his fingers and each of his toes. Contrary to what some of my very few enemies say I never marry women for just their money. They must also have a pulse. BTW, did I mention that I was in Vietnam? I was also in Cambodia, so don’t forget that!

I would like to think that I am open minded, honest, polite, and trustworthy. And I appreciate the same qualities in others.

Who I’d like to meet:
…other progressive bloggers. Other great war heroes who hate that damn S-T-U-U-P-I-D Texan in the White House. Cool people who live close to Washington D.C. so that we can get together, talk about you for about 30 second and then spend about 3 hours talking about me. BTW, did I mention that I was in Vietnam and Cambodia?

He met a young beauty indeed
Who said, “You’re just what we need!”
Her name was Michelle,
“And if you’ll give ‘em hell,
We wish you good luck and God Speed!”

They met a young trooper named Bryan
So adept at exposin’ the lyin’
They brought him onboard
Just equipped with the sword
Of the keyboard he uses for fryin’.

There once rode a soldier called Ian
Who shined on us all just by bein’
He took his own way
On a very sad day
’cause by now he might be European.

But the Pundit’s bright light shines on fair,
And we all get to write in and share,
If you have a quibble,
Just log on and nibble
At one of his posts, if you dare!

Limerick on July 20, 2007 at 7:56 PM

Heh.

There once was a Bramann named Kerry
who was tall, gaunt and oddly scary
but in a French way
not inclined to the fray
in his bike suit he looked like a fairy