Comments on: Awesome: The world’s dumbest fatwas

By: Kini

Kini — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 18:16:42 +0000

What, no fatwa against Teletubbies?

eon on July 20, 2007 at 9:50 PM

Jerry Falwell already covered that.

It seems Fatwa’s are an equal opportunity form of religious stupidity.

By: robblefarian

robblefarian — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 17:21:45 +0000

What? No Rosie Fatwas? Awww, C’MON!

By: profitsbeard

profitsbeard — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 14:09:14 +0000

Any ‘religion’ that is so out of control, intellectually and morally, will come to no good.

ASAP.

By: atadOFF

atadOFF — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 12:53:31 +0000

I was just wondering, is the breast feeding of co-workers part of the new employee orientation process?

I think I need to speak to Human Resources…

…just saying.

By: Dhimmi Watch

Dhimmi Watch — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 12:36:56 +0000

The Worlds Stupidest Fatwas…

Foreign Policy, of all places, has published “The List: The Worlds Stupidest Fatwas” (thanks to Hot Air) — from Rushdie to breast-feeding in the workplace, which I believe we were the first to break, here. The teaser says: No central……

By: trigon

trigon — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 05:29:28 +0000

There was no ‘Jewish-Cretaceous’ period. Two words, ‘circumsize’ and ‘T-rex’. I rest my case.

By: Im_no_dhimmi

Im_no_dhimmi — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 05:06:15 +0000

Cool! That was fun…now just for chits n giggles let’s see the “Top 5 Smartest Fatwas”!

Anyone got 5?

Going once, going twice…

OK, then how about the “Top 3 Really Sensible Fatwas”?

Anyone? …hello?

OK then, how about “The Top Fatwa that is NOT Complete and Utter Nonsense!” (or TTFtiNCaUN for short)

Help me out here…anyone?

By: PowWow

PowWow — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 04:31:36 +0000

Sometime you think you’ve seen it all. Then you see something…

By: infidelpride

infidelpride — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 04:28:04 +0000

Which fatwas do you think are not dumb?

By: Double Tap Blog » The stupidest fatwas of all time

Double Tap Blog » The stupidest fatwas of all time — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 03:53:23 +0000

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By: Mcguyver

Mcguyver — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 02:30:46 +0000

Well.

Funny.

Interesting.

I have not heard the Liberals/Democrats or any other Jihadist sympathizer talk about how educational it is to highlight fatwas as an way of understanding the Muslims.
Yet they keep telling us we need to “reason” with them and try to “understand” them.

Maybe Obama and Ellison could be debated on this and give us some more “insight” into the Muslims “inner life”.

There should really be three (3) Muslims to debate this, but, oh well, Obama has to two pie holes.. so that will do.

By: Alex K

Alex K — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 02:01:55 +0000

I love the phrase “Jewish-Darwinist theory.” Gotta slap “Jewish” in front of that to make its perfidy clear I guess.

I think I’m going to start just prefixing “Jewish” to every proper adjective I use from now on.

“The Jewish-Cubist works of Picasso were enormously inventive.”

“The Jewish-Calvinist strain of Protestantism is probably the strictest form.”

“Tyrannosaurs date back to the Jewish-Cretaceous period of the Jewish-Mesozoic era.”

“The Jewish-Jacobean period of English theater had many great actors, but Richard Burbage was distinctive for his lifelike Jewish-Shakespearean style, parting from Ned Alleyn’s more declamatory Jewish-Marlovian style.”

By: ticticboom

ticticboom — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 01:52:57 +0000

I thought some of the stuff I learned in CCD was weird. When can we expect Amanda Marcotte to comment on Mohammed’s sex life?

By: eon

eon — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 01:50:18 +0000

A fatwa against…. Pikachu?

What, no fatwa against Teletubbies?

Maybe Farfur’s successor, the Jihad Bee, will prononuce that one.

Vaguely androgenous bipeds of indeterminate species are not halal. They must be…. well, something must be done about them.

We’ll get back to you on exactly what as soon as we figure out exactly what they are.

Think of it. An entire civilization predicated on perpetual outrage against things they cannot comprehend.

/It sort of reminds me of Hollywood.

cheers

eon

By: Dusty

Dusty — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 00:47:30 +0000

“When Khalil ruled in January 2006 that for married couples, “being completely naked during the act of coitus annuls the marriage,” liberal Egyptians howled with derision. Other scholars rejected Khalil’s logic …”

They just can’t help writing that way; they’re are born with the superiority gene.

By: Defector01

Defector01 — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 00:35:58 +0000

the pokemon one was from 1999, when the saudis were….normal and weren’t hating bush so much

By: Kowboy

Kowboy — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 00:33:39 +0000

So if a muslim woman breast fed a pokemon, could she have sex with it if they weren’t naked?

By: flipflop

flipflop — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 00:23:16 +0000

The world’s dumbest fatwas

Now, think for a second. Has anyone ever heard of a fatwa that sounded rational?

By: boomer

boomer — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 00:03:51 +0000

I have seen some women who would never be able to work with alone with another man…ewww.

By: BadgerHawk

BadgerHawk — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 00:00:30 +0000

Ah yes, the evil Zionist Pokeman. Woooo is right Irish.

By: On-my-soap-box

On-my-soap-box — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 23:51:32 +0000

Ah, wouldn’t that be people-of-girth-wa? I mean we wouldn’t want to upset anybody would we?

This absurd comment brought to you courtesy of Alan Colmes!

By: IrishEyes

IrishEyes — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 23:41:05 +0000

A little glimpse into the “logic” of an illogical religion. Wooo.

By: Blake

Blake — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 23:40:50 +0000

Now, Allah, if you tried the first recent absurd fatwa you listed and it worked, would you be calling it dumb?

Also, looking at the photos on the page linked, it never ceases to amaze me how western these people want to be yet destroy everything that is western. Specifically, I’m referring to all the brides wearing western bridal gowns and carrying bouquets and wearing a bag over their heads. Jeesh.