Comments on: Video: “3D Mailbox”

By: Hot Air » Blog Archive » Video: Impressive yet useless image software of the day

Tue, 18 Sep 2007 12:54:24 +0000

[...] Rad, but why would you need it? Is a MySpace avatar that moves its head slightly but otherwise looks lobotomized really that much cooler than a static photo? Being able to scan the people of your choice into a virtual reality world from photos would be cool and efficient, but since we’re still 15 years or so away from affordable VR and AI, this application seems about useful as, well, this one. [...]

By: canopfor

canopfor — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 05:30:11 +0000

I think were going down a slippery slope here.

By: profitsbeard

profitsbeard — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 01:37:10 +0000

God help us when the ad holograms start appearing next to your computer… hawking the enlargement of selected organs with preternatural demonstrations.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Ryan Gandy

Ryan Gandy — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 22:08:55 +0000

MadisonConservative on July 19, 2007 at 8:24 AM

That’s exactly what I was thinking.

By: RightWinged

RightWinged — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 19:59:31 +0000

do you really want to be physically attracted to your own e-mail?

You’re assuming I’m not already!

Dealing with spam is distracting enough.

See previous.

By: csdeven

csdeven — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 19:08:26 +0000

As long as I don’t have to hook it up to my balls, it might have some nice G rated possibilities. Stupider concepts have become awesome ideas.

By: Tim Burton

Tim Burton — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 18:06:16 +0000

It looks worse than a pop – up trojan.

abinitioadinfinitum on July 19, 2007 at 9:51 AM

If you use this program, you will never use a “Pop-up Trojan”.

By: MirCat

MirCat — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 18:00:55 +0000

Sorry, but This is the best e-mail ever. - The Cat

By: jihadwatcher

jihadwatcher — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 17:26:10 +0000

This would be a great idea of all mail was personal mail from one of the many hot chicks, sexy milfs, or steaming hot librarians, you’ve met at the club. In reality, all mail is spam mail from fat guys in China doing online pharmacy spamming.

Rather than make this useless garbage, why not make an email program that actually blocks spam from reaching your account? I have yet to find such a program. No one has been able to create such a program.

Make that and I will buy it.

By: jeffshultz

jeffshultz — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 16:57:58 +0000

They should shoot their marketers – not even a URL in the ad.

By: madne0

madne0 — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 15:43:55 +0000

Those are “incredible graphics”?? Yeesh, needs some work.

4shoes on July 19, 2007 at 9:55 AM

Yeah, looks like something out of 1997.

By: “Go where no email has gone before” « Full Metal Cynic

“Go where no email has gone before” « Full Metal Cynic — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 15:33:29 +0000

[...] “Go where no email has gone before” This looks interesting–3D email and Hot Air has the rundown, with plenty of feedback and a cool video from Youtube. [...]

By: landlines

landlines — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 15:29:17 +0000

WOW!…so now I can enhance the 590 pieces of SPAM I receive every day to include GRAPHICS and SIM SCENES?? …and it will only cost me 4-5 extra hours of email reading time per day? What a deal!!!

(but “free” is too much for this…)

By: Professor Blather

Professor Blather — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 15:27:04 +0000

Seriously?

No – seriously? This was … serious?

No. Way.

Well, I can die happy. I’ve now officially seen everything.

By: infidel4life

infidel4life — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 14:39:36 +0000

living proof most programmers still haven’t kissed a girl

EricPWJohnson on July 19, 2007 at 9:24 AM

And are themselves morbidly obese.

By: Mojave Mark

Mojave Mark — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 13:57:49 +0000

Wait till the jihadis go 3D, then we’re in big trouble.

It looked more like double D email to me.

By: 4shoes

4shoes — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 13:55:55 +0000

Those are “incredible graphics”?? Yeesh, needs some work.

By: abinitioadinfinitum

abinitioadinfinitum — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 13:51:43 +0000

I wouldn’t take this if it was FREE, Oh it is, well they would have to pay me big bucks to put this crap on my computer!
It looks worse than a pop – up trojan.

living proof most programmers still haven’t kissed a girl

EricPWJohnson on July 19, 2007 at 9:24 AM

That says it all

By: highhopes

highhopes — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 13:50:20 +0000

Mental Health Alert:

Anybody who would be interested in “clubbing” with their e-mail needs serious help.

By: Attila (Pillage Idiot)

Attila (Pillage Idiot) — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 13:46:14 +0000

As a tech matter, you want your email program to be as thin as those chicks. This one’s as fat and ugly as those weird looking dudes. Windows doesn’t like stuff like this.

By: tickleddragon

tickleddragon — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 13:43:30 +0000

That is very simply the dumbest thing I’ve seen all week. And I’m at Myrtle Beach, SC this week – HOME of dumb shite.

By: mundayr

mundayr — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 13:42:48 +0000

Woops, sorry, fat guys are standard, you can choose to see either girls or guys for email. Will Silky choose the guys, to see if their hair is better?

William Teach on July 19, 2007 at 9:30 AM

No, I think that he’ll pick the girls so that way he can gloat over how much prettier he is than them.

By: Nethicus

Nethicus — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 13:39:34 +0000

So I can finally meet that hot chick that wants to sell me interesting stock tips and sexual enhancement drugs.

(Damn your spam filter– it’s ruined my joke!)

By: corbettw

corbettw — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 13:37:01 +0000

Reminds me of the Doom sysadmin tool that came out a few years ago. Running processes on a system would show up as monsters from Doom, the more CPU or memory the process used the bigger the monster would be. To stop a process, you’d shoot it with your shotgun.

By: William Teach

William Teach — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 13:30:11 +0000

Woops, sorry, fat guys are standard, you can choose to see either girls or guys for email. Will Silky choose the guys, to see if their hair is better?