Comments on: Quote Euphemism of the day!

By: Kevin M

Kevin M — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 14:08:40 +0000

‘People of girth’ is even more fun though.

By: Kevin M

Kevin M — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 14:06:25 +0000

Euphemism is fun to say.

By: MichelleFanClub

MichelleFanClub — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 00:36:42 +0000

We Love Laura! When will Allen finally figure out that she is just plain way smarter then him???

By: RushBaby

RushBaby — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 20:13:19 +0000

Huggin’ and chalkin’.

By: srhoades

srhoades — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 17:44:28 +0000

Mary Kathine Ham for you heathens out there.

By: srhoades

srhoades — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 17:43:03 +0000

whos laura ingraham?

jambus59 on July 20, 2007 at 12:24 AM

You’re kidding right?

She’s only one of the trifecta of smoking hot conservative thinkers of our time. The other two are MM and AC.

TheSitRep on July 20, 2007 at 6:33 AM

You forgot MKH

By: Freelancer

Freelancer — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 17:10:59 +0000

Alan is girthless, mirthless, and worthless.

And that’s a hattrick.

By: rmgraha

rmgraha — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 15:38:52 +0000

Funny comment coming from someone who looks under-girthed.

Canadian Infidel on July 19, 2007 at 10:35 PM

The proper term is “girth-challenged.”

By: cjn

cjn — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 14:30:15 +0000

Uncle Ted’s new nickname “Papa Girth”

By: Kowboy

Kowboy — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 14:23:40 +0000

“People of Girth”

Isn’t that anyone who weighs over 12 pounds to AC?

By: csdeven

csdeven — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 14:16:05 +0000

Since we have people of girth, shouldn’t have “people of delicacy” so we can stop calling Colmsey a cadaver?

By: csdeven

csdeven — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 14:06:28 +0000

AC is a girth head and has a girth mouth.

Perhaps he should go smoke a girthy blunt and mellow out?

By: MSGTAS

MSGTAS — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 13:51:21 +0000

“People of girth” and “Children of Earth” please understand basics of life. Girth is caused by excesses (intake exceeds outflow).

Uncle Ted suffers from an excess intake of adult beverages, and Aunty Hillery (check the pics of her a Billy Bob on their secluded beach-so secluded the press was around to photo the embrace) stores her trans fats in the back of her thighs (there is more than enough cellulose material there to produce miles of film or cordite.

By: Dork B.

Dork B. — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 13:51:08 +0000

ok, one more and I’m done…

Top Ten Nicknames for Imams of Girth

#10: ALI BUBBA

# 9: …

By: Dork B.

Dork B. — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 13:23:06 +0000

It’s not openly spoken of in Islamic society, but it really takes an Imam of girth to issue a FATwa that will carry any weight with the faithful…

By: Maxx

Maxx — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 13:09:41 +0000

Girthling… take me to your leader.

By: Dork B.

Dork B. — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 13:04:06 +0000

My homies call me “Lil’ Girf”.

By: Bicyea

Bicyea — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 13:02:28 +0000

If People of Girth are eating are the Girthing UP?

By: rockbend

rockbend — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:59:21 +0000

Rotund person’s legs = girth-movers

Would ‘people of girth’ be known as Girthlings?

By: Dork B.

Dork B. — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:52:34 +0000

I prefer the term “Person of Girth”.

By: SouthernGent

SouthernGent — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:18:58 +0000

I was expecting him to say something about a peaceful religion.

By: GoodBoy

GoodBoy — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:12:59 +0000

“People of Girth can you hear me…
Came a voice from the sky on that magical night
Seat belts in the colors of a thousand sunsets
They traveled to the world on a silvery flight…”

By: highhopes

highhopes — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:11:25 +0000

She’s only one of the trifecta of smoking hot conservative thinkers of our time. The other two are MM and AC.

TheSitRep on July 20, 2007 at 6:33 AM

You think Allen Colmes is a “smoking hot conservative thinker?” ;0

By: highhopes

highhopes — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:10:29 +0000

I didn’t think it was a big deal, thought it was a polite way of saying rotund.

Spirit of 1776 on July 19, 2007 at 10:33 PM

No Spirit,

Rotund is a polite way of saying fat. People of Girth is just PC run amok (once again). It’s the first step in liberals passing laws making the “people of girth” a protected class when it comes to civil protections. In other words, employers will be forced to prove they don’t discriminate against fatties in their hiring/promotion procedures. That means that everytime a plus-sized employee doesn’t think something is fair in the workplace, they can blame it on their “condition.”

By: Always Right

Always Right — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:15:31 +0000

Great Moments in Girthistory

Girth Kennedy to Lindsey Grahamnesty during recent amnesty bill deliberations:

“I wanna eat you, so GET IN MAH BELLY!!!!”