“It was tasty, kind of like a cross between a Great White shark and a sea turtle.”

Note: Great Whites and sea turtles are on the endangered list. Just highlighting another case of notorious liberal hypocrisy that the dinosaur media refuses to cover. Hey, there’s a thought, if Jurassic Park were a reality, would the Goracle Gill try BBQ’d T-rex?

What liberal bias?

Heh. “Offsetty.” Nice.

You should seriously go copyright that word. In a year, I’ll bet you’ll wish you had.

Professor Blather on July 19, 2007 at 7:15 PM

Except that you can’t copyright a short phrase or a slogan much less a single word.
So like so many other things, ‘offsetty’ is my gift to the world.

algore is back.

He just can’t lose the weight.

jihadwatcher on July 19, 2007 at 10:40 PM

The Prince of Girth

I’m being totally serial. Super-serial.

That’s when he started binge eating and gaining all that weight. But since then, he has found a reason to live. He decided to really play up the environmental angle, an angle he had before the loss, but one which we never much heard about. Until somewhere in those dark, lonely days in deep despair, in the aftermath of the dream of being president, stolen from him, algore had an epiphany. He would come back. He would shake the image of the wooden VP, with no personality, always living in Clinton’s big shadow. He would remake himself into a new character, a man with a mission. He would become the environmental messiah, ostensibly above party politics, but in reality, even more leftist than before. He would become the goracle.

So he picked himself off the dirty floor, out of the pool of his own drunken vomit, and with one hand, stroked back his hair and lifted his chin in defiance. He would become important again. No more clubs. No more booze parties. Shave the damn beard. Tuck the shirt in.

algore is back.

He just can’t lose the weight.

;)

Or, more to reality, how about sea turtles? Would farm raised be OK?

I bet the environuts would go positively ballistic if it had been Bush or some other Republican eating the bass.

Wait, I may have gone to far…

Is that a Sea bass in Sandy Berglers pants or is he just glad to serve the Goracle?

malkinmania on July 19, 2007 at 7:31 PM

That’s a heck of a thing

- The Cat

Isn’t that the offsetty way?

Speakup on July 19, 2007 at 6:33 PM

Heh. “Offsetty.” Nice.

You should seriously go copyright that word. In a year, I’ll bet you’ll wish you had.

Yo Al, I’ve dropped 20 pounds since Christmas, it’s all about portion control baby. Cut back on the bass if you want a smaller…

Rather, the restaurant later confirmed, they had come from one of the world’s few well-managed, sustainable populations of toothfish, and caught and documented in compliance with Marine Stewardship Council regulations.

Then (to take a page out of the soft and fuzzy enviro play book) why didn’t he buy at least double the number of endangered fish and turn half of them loose to help replenish the endangered wild ones?
Or is that a standard only applicable to the dreaded earth hating Conservative and Gore is exempt?

Isn’t that the offsetty way?

Well, he’s no Michael Vick.

Zaire67 on July 19, 2007 at 6:07 PM

Well no…I don’t think he could run and throw, but as far
as endangered animals and abuse of animals. Let’s give him time. He may grow more into it. :)

Manbearpigfish?

Professor Blather on July 19, 2007 at 5:52 PM

Heh!