Heart-ache: Goracle chows down on precious, precious Chilean sea bass
posted at 10:50 am on July 18, 2007 by Allahpundit
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“Gore: Ate Bass, Looks Like an Ass” proclaims scienceblogs. “Take a Pass on Chilean Sea Bass” runs the pledge at the National Environmental Trust. They’re “vanishing” said a worried Tom Brokaw more than a year ago.
Hey. Nothing’s too endangered for daddy’s little girl.
Only a week after Live Earth, eco-warrior Al Gore didn’t do much for his green credentials when he shocked fellow environmentalists by serving up an endangered fish at his daughter’s wedding rehearsal dinner.
The former US vicepresident provided 75 guests with Chilean sea bass – one of the world’s most threatened fish species…
The gaffe will have been even more embarrassing for the Gores because they tried to make the wedding between Sarah Gore and businessman Bill Lee – who met at a function for An Inconvenient Truth – as green as possible.
My feeling is, let he who has not feasted upon the scrumptious carcass of the toothfish cast the first stone. Besides, an environmentally savvy gent like him must have known the deal; I’m sure he purchased sea bass offsets beforehand. Maybe they were one of the wedding favors.
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Typical political hypocrisy.
Is anyone, ANYONE, really surprised by this?
Lawrence on July 18, 2007 at 10:57 AM
I don’t eat fish…pass me the stones.
KelliD on July 18, 2007 at 10:58 AM
LOL! That’s hilarious! Now let’s see if the liberal media touches it…
DCJeff on July 18, 2007 at 10:58 AM
I’m not a big fish fan but this makes me want to go have the Chilean Sea Bass for lunch!
Ann on July 18, 2007 at 10:58 AM
It’s OK for Gore to act like the Earth wasting wretch he preaches against. It’s the peasants that need to tow the line or give up their existence in order to stop polluting and wasting the lives of fish that are probably the victims of evolution, like Gore himself.
Hening on July 18, 2007 at 10:59 AM
I linked this yesterday, I’m so cutting edge!
And I’ve never eaten rare endangered Chilean Sea Bass, so where are the stones?
Bad Candy on July 18, 2007 at 10:59 AM
Chilean Sea Bass. Doing the work that American Sea Bass won’t do: feeding the precious spawn of our elitist enviro-overlords.
I guess they couldn’t find enough ManBearPig steaks. Now that’s tasty!
Thomas the Wraith on July 18, 2007 at 11:00 AM
I love eating nearly extinct creatures!
lorien1973 on July 18, 2007 at 11:01 AM
Does Goracle own a fish offset company?
Wade on July 18, 2007 at 11:01 AM
I blogged about eating nearly extinct creatures like 3 days ago. I predicted this would happen!
http://www.lorien1973.com/eating-nearly-extinct-animals-for-fun-and-profit/
Beat that! HA!
lorien1973 on July 18, 2007 at 11:01 AM
That photo DOES LOOK SUSPICIOUSLY like he is choking.
COINCIDENCE?
seejanemom on July 18, 2007 at 11:02 AM
GREAT JOB LORIEN!
seejanemom on July 18, 2007 at 11:03 AM
When did Chilean Sea Bass become endangered? I see it served in restaurants all over the place.
Blake on July 18, 2007 at 11:04 AM
Blake, the problem is that there is a lot of illegal overfishing of Chilean Sea Bass, so its depleting the stock.
Bad Candy on July 18, 2007 at 11:09 AM
It’s ok though, because they transported the fish using a Prius going 100 mph.
pb5000 on July 18, 2007 at 11:09 AM
Hening on July 18, 2007 at 10:59 AM
Actually its more to the affect of us peasants that need to tow the line or give up their existence in order that Al and his elitist buddies dont have to.
doriangrey on July 18, 2007 at 11:11 AM
Oh, wait…never mind. It was only Patagonian Toothfish. The Goracle’s off the hook.
flipflop on July 18, 2007 at 11:11 AM
I don’t see the inconsistency. If you people would just stop eating Chilean Sea Bass, there’d be more than enough to go around for Al Gore and his friends. What’s the problem?
Blacklake on July 18, 2007 at 11:13 AM
The liberal media is probably choking on it now… so much for the Goracle’s “green” party… shouldn’t he be leading them instead of that other guy… um whats his name? oh yes Ralphie
Im with the others who never ate Chilean Sea Bass… but give me a few boulders, I’d like to roll ‘em over his much needed energy
efficientwasting mansion.Rena
ThinkingForMyself on July 18, 2007 at 11:15 AM
Sea Bass are flatulent
Gore eats Sea Bass
Gore saves earth again
Wade on July 18, 2007 at 11:17 AM
Gore needs the Burns Omni-net …
JetBoy on July 18, 2007 at 11:20 AM
Were they ill-tempered sea bass?
JohnW on July 18, 2007 at 11:21 AM
JohnW, good one!
Bad Candy on July 18, 2007 at 11:23 AM
Yes but he originally ordered sharks with fricking lasers on their heads.
bj1126 on July 18, 2007 at 11:24 AM
Ok if they really wanted to keep the wedding as “green as possible”, they could have gotten a justice of the peace and had the damned ceremony in the backyard of gore’s freakin mansion, I could go on and on about how they could have kept the stupid ceremony simple and “green”… WTF … how stupid are these people?? How arrogant are they??!! Good God they make me ill.
4shoes on July 18, 2007 at 11:25 AM
I’m sure he’ll tell us next that he’s buying “Endangered Species” Credits to offset anything he does like this.
And of course the moonbats will eat it up.
Kowboy on July 18, 2007 at 11:26 AM
I didn’t know Chilean Sea Bass were endangered. Next time I’ll get three, one for me and two for my dogs.
jaime on July 18, 2007 at 11:28 AM
And……….frog legs do not, I repeat, do not taste like chicken. Not endangered, but they don’t.
captivated_dem on July 18, 2007 at 11:30 AM
Arrrgghhh… but they be gettin caught by a PIRATE fishing fleet…. and that be makin it all right…
Cause everyone knows dat Pirates are much cooler than environmentalists…. and ninjas…
Romeo13 on July 18, 2007 at 11:31 AM
Hey, diamonds are the rarest of gems yet every woman on this planet has one.
Same marketing tactic applies here. If Chilean Sea Bass wasn’t endangered, they couldn’t sell it for $17.99 a pound or $29.00 per entree.
fogw on July 18, 2007 at 11:31 AM
BURP…So…how does algore replace them…???…can’t wait for the Today show to tackle that one…
areseaoh on July 18, 2007 at 11:33 AM
In all my years I have yet to eat or kill any “endangered” critter. (That would be wrong don’t you know).
That’s because I keep my meals simple.
Meat and plenty of tadders is my staple…no shortage of beef or ground grown tubulars around me.
I go to bed each night with a clear conscience…can Al?
Sgt. Khe Sahn
1GooDDaDDy on July 18, 2007 at 11:34 AM
Doesn’t this guy deserve a private life? Who cares if he just plays a wacko in public? At home it’s different. Is it really any of our business if he lets the vibrator run all night, even after he has finished using it, or double-dips from partially hydrogenated spreads. And writing “Goracle and Al-Gor is just plain silly!
In private, he’s just like you and me, hoping that Fred enters the race soon and saves our butts.
JiangxiDad on July 18, 2007 at 11:38 AM
I’m sure Big Al sold himself some ‘endangered species’ offset credits to cover it so no worries…..
CrazyFool on July 18, 2007 at 11:39 AM
I understand he also threw a brunch for guests and served them California condor egg omelets.
MoxArgon on July 18, 2007 at 11:39 AM
And perhaps next time, the main course will consist of grilled manbearpig with a nice mango chutney.
I’d say “unbelieveable”, but c’mon…this is Al Gore!
JetBoy on July 18, 2007 at 11:39 AM
I hate seafood, so let me go get my arm warmed up!
I wonder if he grilled the bass over a roaring gas BBQ?
Mallard T. Drake on July 18, 2007 at 11:42 AM
Actually, Al tried a new environmentally-friendly, progressive , eco-moisturizer, recommended by the silk-pony. Wouldn’t you know it, he had a bad reaction (sometimes caused by combining with rare fish) and now his conscience is not clear.
Did I get this right?
JiangxiDad on July 18, 2007 at 11:44 AM
I fit that bill.
Though I really don’t care about the fish either, so I’m a little too apathetic to throw the stones.
Esthier on July 18, 2007 at 11:58 AM
“Sea Bass Offsets” would be a good name for a rock band. (apologies to Dave Barry)
mikeyboss on July 18, 2007 at 12:03 PM
Sorry seejanemom but he is passing stones.
On-my-soap-box on July 18, 2007 at 12:05 PM
The Goracle’s Convenient Out:
“OMG! This is tragic! I was mis-led by the (Republican) fishmonger! What we must have is for the Government to no longer simply regulate but to ban the fishing of any “pressured” species, exacting fines which will be used to protect wildlife”
He does a mea culpa, and calls for increased Government control and confiscatory power. Even better than measley offsets.
eeyore on July 18, 2007 at 12:06 PM
No Chilean Sea Bass for me, so here goes:
uunnnhhh!: “You suck, Al, you pathetic, fat, pseudo-green hypocrite”
uuhhhuunnnhhh!: “Hey, that’s Great Bass!”
uuuhhhhUunnhhh!: (whispered) “How do you like the bass? I really had to pull some strings to get these…”
uuhhhUuhhnnnnhhh: “Hey, Tippy, wanna listen to some of my rap music cds? We can go for a ride in my super-charged Prius…”
Jaibones on July 18, 2007 at 12:06 PM
uuhhnnnhhh! = me throwing progressively larger stones.
Jaibones on July 18, 2007 at 12:07 PM
Far be it from me to defend Al Gore, the man is a disgrace to his species, a pathological liar, full of greed and deceit, pushing his global warming hoax to try and get into everyone’s pocket and forward his socialist agenda. Be that as it may, I say let Al Gore eat all the Chilean Sea Bass he can handle. Every time I hear some “scientist” or advocacy group spouting off about some species going extinct, I laugh. I’m not laughing at the little furry creatures (or scaled for that matter) but at the sheer arrogance of these people that think they know what is happening on a world wide scale. Their hubris is overwhelming.
How many times have you read an article that talks to the species “thought extinct ?” If you are paying attention, its a constant theme in the news. I remember my elementary school teacher telling the class that the buffalo was going extinct….. HA … not even close! The “species going extinct” line is just another scare/guilt-trip tactic to push the socialist/environmental agenda. Its sad that people give it so much consideration, it deserves none. But maybe you disagree. Then let me enter 54,000 examples of “Thought Extinct” into the record.
Maxx on July 18, 2007 at 12:07 PM
Turns out livin’ the life of an eco-warrior is harder than giving paid speeches on it.
Zach on July 18, 2007 at 12:07 PM
Yes, but the point is that this event undermines every single living breath that Al Gore has taken since December of 2000.
Remember, there is no greater sin in 2007 America than hypocrisy.
Jaibones on July 18, 2007 at 12:17 PM
Heh.
Jaibones on July 18, 2007 at 12:18 PM
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the Bass-o-matic ‘76 is the answer to all of your fish problems.
-SNL
James on July 18, 2007 at 12:20 PM
What astounds me is that so many morons support and follow this hypocrite. Don’t they pay any attention to what Mr. Internet is actually doing?
katieanne on July 18, 2007 at 12:21 PM
Ever play pool or liars dice?
Sometimes I wonder if Gore is a fish and who’s playing him.
Speakup on July 18, 2007 at 12:21 PM
I hate to be around the Goracle when he eats. He looks like he’d bite off your fingers and ask for seconds.
madmonkphotog on July 18, 2007 at 12:23 PM
Gore may actually die from lack of political relativism. He’s heading straight down that path. This coming from a guy who could not carry his home state of Tenn. in 2000, even though his caimpaign “victory” headquarters were stationed there.
awake on July 18, 2007 at 12:49 PM
Looks like he’s about to swallow one whole.
Bass-ackwards?
profitsbeard on July 18, 2007 at 12:53 PM
Actually, no, they’re not particularly rare. The traffic in them has just been very well controlled by a single business group, de Beers, for the last century. Who have also done a terrific selling job on everyone else. (Remember “A Diamond is Forever”?)
In fact, several other gemstones are both less common and more valuable carat per carat than diamonds; rubies and emeralds, to name only two examples. Diamonds are a classic example of how an artificial demand can be created and then exploited for monetary and/or political gain, simply by (a) controlling supply and (b) using this control plus artful P. R. to create a carefully-crafted illusion of scarcity or threat related to the resource in question.
For a good non-fiction treatment of this subject, look up the book The Diamond Smugglers by Ian Fleming. Much of the research Fleming did for that book he re-used in writing his later James Bond novel, Diamonds Are Forever, where he got a bit trenchant on the subject of the “real value” of diamonds. Or, if you prefer a more modern fictional treatment of the same subject, read Shock Wave, one of Clive Cussler’s Dirk Pitt novels. Again, the storyline is fiction, but the statistics Cussler cites about diamond “scarcity” and the history of de Beers he gives are the real thing.
which makes me wonder just what facts exist about the “scarcity” of some types of wildlife- or the actual amount, or cause, or whatever, of global warming- that AlGore From The Planet Eco and his cronies would prefer we didn’t know, either.
cheers
eon
eon on July 18, 2007 at 12:53 PM
I agree about the supposed endangered status of the Chilean Sea Bass as well. They are at my fish market every day.
It does stink of a ruse, like diamonds as a recent poster pointed out that are not rare at all. Endangered or scarce just means they can sell it for more, and it is the most expensive in NY, that’s for sure.
awake on July 18, 2007 at 1:02 PM
Genius!
Dork B. on July 18, 2007 at 1:02 PM
Sorry… couldn’t resist.
Maxx on July 18, 2007 at 1:08 PM
Some hilarious comments in this thread! The one that made me laugh the loudest was about transporting the fish in a prius at 100MPH!
The jib-jab bass is funny, too!
Thanks, folks!
JannyMae on July 18, 2007 at 1:19 PM
He must be living in a bubble not to see the crass hypocrisy of his actions. Either that, or he’s just an idiot.
I’d vote for the later.
congsan on July 18, 2007 at 1:20 PM
Hippie: So Al Gore you’ve hust caused a hundred years worth of environmental damage with a single concert, what are you going to do now?
Gore: “I’m going to eat an endangeded Chilean Sea Bass with my daughter and 74 friends!”
Hippie: Right On Man, Speak Truth To Power!
BKennedy on July 18, 2007 at 1:33 PM
I think you missed my point, or perhaps my sarcasm.
My point was, diamonds aren’t rare and Chilean Sea Bass aren’t endangered.
cheers :-)
fogw on July 18, 2007 at 1:39 PM
Karl Rove snuck into the wedding, had the chef replaced at the last minute, and had Dick Cheney catch the rare fish by shooting them with his shotgun.
The Goreacle was Rove-Rolled.
This is just a Vast Right Wing Conspiracy to discredit the Movement to Mollify Mother Gaia.
BUSH LIED, FISH DIED!!
FREE NELSON MANDELA!!
Want proof? It was all caught on tape.
http://www.yougotrickrolled.com/
Montana on July 18, 2007 at 1:53 PM
I guess they couldn’t find enough ManBearPig steaks. Now that’s tasty!
Thomas the Wraith on July 18, 2007 at 11:00 AM
I thought you filleted manbearpig steaks????
http://www.teens4sullivan2006.com/man%20bear%20pig.jpg
Joey1974 on July 18, 2007 at 2:22 PM
Oh wait you can’t fillet a steak…… I need a vacation.
Joey1974 on July 18, 2007 at 2:27 PM
Tadders? What’s tadders, Precious?
James on July 18, 2007 at 2:27 PM
Smacking Gore over his environmental fraud and hypocrisy is fine, he more than deserves it. But there is no value added in whining that he’s throwing a lavish party for his daughter’s rehearsal dinner, as any wealthy parent might.
Freelancer on July 18, 2007 at 2:33 PM
So, how many trees will Gore have to plant to make up for all these fish?
JinxMcHue on July 18, 2007 at 2:37 PM
Maybe they ran out of Panda kabobs?
But even with the blatant hypocrisy, mindless fools will continue to worship the manbearpig as the Saviour of all that is good and right and holy.
Heck, maybe the Gorecal should do a stint as president, if for no other reason than to show the morons just how bad things can get.
G-man on July 18, 2007 at 3:00 PM
Let’s tally up the hypocrisies.
Al Gore uses more electricity per month that the average person does per year.
Al Gore flies by private jet every chance he gets (unless there is a photo-op camera near by, then he flies commercial).
Al Gore serves ENDANGERED SPECIES as meals to his guests.
Al Gore’s son drives a Prius — at speeds over 100 miles per hour while under the influenc — thus endangering the lives of everybody else on the road.
Do as Al Gore says, not as he and his family does….
georgej on July 18, 2007 at 3:00 PM
And he has never had a real job in his life.
right2bright on July 18, 2007 at 3:07 PM
Impress your wife or significant other, w/o breaking a sweat.
1 big thick chunk of Chilean sea bass.
Rinse well and put on cookie sheet, or baking pan covered with alum foil. Preheat oven to farenheit 425.
Coat endangered fish liberally with olive oil. Sprinkle on Kosher salt and coarse ground black pepper.
Chop an orange pepper (because of the color, a red one is just as good), an equal amount of cherry or grape tomatoes cut in half, a chopped up onion (Vidalia if you have). Distribute the vegetables around the fish in an equal opportunity manner, some on top is ok, too. More olive oil, kosher salt c/g black pepper on veggies, stir them around so everything can swap flavors.
Squeeze juice of one lime over the whole thing. Pop in oven for 1/2 hour. Remove and check middle or thickest part of endangered fish, to make sure their is no translucency. Gourmets like it that way, the rest of us-yecch! If necessary a few more minutes until she’s all opaque inside. Squeeze juice of one more lime over everything, and serve. As the guy in the Italian fish market used to say in New Haven. Fagedaboudit!
smellthecoffee on July 18, 2007 at 3:15 PM
I see the Brazillian blue parrot is has made a comeback. That will be served at Gore’s next dinner party.
Thanks for the recipe.
There used to be (may still be) a resturant in San Diego that served rare species meat on a special nights. One night they would have lion meat, elephant, tiger, etc. The PETA crowd would gather outside and have a fit, and all of the patrons would drive up, valet parking and love tweaking the nose of the PETA crowd. Hugely successful, and great news item.
right2bright on July 18, 2007 at 3:32 PM
That was from the appetizer. Spotted Owl Salad
PowWow on July 18, 2007 at 4:18 PM
I bet Gore’s response to this is “We’re dealing with this as a private family matter.” That’s if anyone asks him. Which is highly doubtful
PowWow on July 18, 2007 at 4:20 PM
What, Coelacanth wasn’t available?
Only liberals could fail to see what an utter fraud Al Bore is.
ReubenJCogburn on July 18, 2007 at 4:28 PM
More like the bald eagle. That’s a way to **** on America AND endangered species at the same time.
BKennedy on July 18, 2007 at 4:46 PM
I’ve never eaten Toothfish either. I prefer baby Canadian seal with mango salsa.
csdeven on July 18, 2007 at 4:57 PM
OK, somebody needs to explain the “ill-tempered” reference.
csdeven on July 18, 2007 at 4:59 PM
Thank goodness someone finally posted a recipe! WooHOOOOO!
RushBaby on July 18, 2007 at 5:01 PM
Me neither! Woohoo!
Mephistefales on July 18, 2007 at 5:27 PM
Hey no problemo. He owns a company where he sells Chilean Sea Bass Credits.
So he is actually helping the planet.
TheSitRep on July 18, 2007 at 5:36 PM
What’s next on the menu…. manatee steaks?
bloviator on July 18, 2007 at 6:35 PM
It’s a Dr. Evil quote from Austin Powers.
Gore should grow his own food and ride around in a horse and carriage.
aengus on July 18, 2007 at 7:27 PM
Get your own here:
http://www.gortonsfreshseafood.com/product/9
If Gore knew the first thing about market economics, he’d have seen the $60 price per pound and realized the fish was scarce. Fish are dying because Gore was a C-student.
Kralizec on July 18, 2007 at 7:50 PM
Bigger the brown eyes, more tender the meat.
right2bright on July 18, 2007 at 8:39 PM
Look at the picture folks, just look at the picture. The man is out of his mind and anyone who followes his crap can claim the same cap.
NEMETI IN SYRACUSE on July 18, 2007 at 8:55 PM
Like in Po-Ta-Toes…Tadders…Did I make a spelling error?
Jeez guys!
“I knew Jack Kennedy…your no Jack Kennedy”
Sgt Khe Sahn
1GooDDaDDy on July 18, 2007 at 9:21 PM
Try it Rushbaby. You’ll be whoohooing out of the other side of your mouth.
smellthecoffee on July 19, 2007 at 12:14 AM
Ok, thanks. I’ll have to watch it again.
csdeven on July 19, 2007 at 12:40 AM
Uh, try taters next time, yeah. As it’s printed on the package of Tater-tots.
Freelancer on July 19, 2007 at 5:12 AM
Someone isn’t up on their Lord of the Rings quotes.
Or maybe they are.
James on July 19, 2007 at 10:33 AM
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