Video: Bill Nelson heralds the quality of his intercourse

posted at 2:50 pm on July 13, 2007 by Allahpundit

Hey, when it’s that good, sometimes you’ve just got to tell someone. Even on the Senate floor.

Reached for comment, David Vitter said, “I know the feeling.”

Breaking on Hot Air

Blowback

Note from Hot Air management: This section is for comments from Hot Air's community of registered readers. Please don't assume that Hot Air management agrees with or otherwise endorses any particular comment just because we let it stand. A reminder: Anyone who fails to comply with our terms of use may lose their posting privilege.

Trackbacks/Pings

Trackback URL

Comments

“…was the best…”

There it is.

Jaibones on July 13, 2007 at 2:52 PM

I think he was trying to say he’s invoved in the “best Congress ever.”

The Therapist on July 13, 2007 at 2:54 PM

I love playing Army! You know, I lay on the ground and you uhh…I better not.

kahall on July 13, 2007 at 2:56 PM

He musta missed the “Don’t ask, don’t tell” memo.

infidel4life on July 13, 2007 at 2:58 PM

The best?

Well . . . obviously he had an inside track to all of the quality houses. Must have been an office perk.

rplat on July 13, 2007 at 2:59 PM

Well the sexual satisfaction in a marriage is the ultimate barometer, he is just complimenting himself…

Theworldisnotenough on July 13, 2007 at 2:59 PM

how many times do I have to see this?

Kaptain Amerika on July 13, 2007 at 3:04 PM

isn’t this the guy who just gave Cheney his budget?

Kaptain Amerika on July 13, 2007 at 3:05 PM

“The best” means it was better than everyone else’s. Did he ask all the other returning service members so he could make a legitimate comparison?

Attila (Pillage Idiot) on July 13, 2007 at 3:08 PM

Ron Paul had better. That’s cuz he was taking the blue pill (instead of the red pill) at the time!

Ron Paul. The last hope. The best hope. For humanity. Take the BLUE pill. Save the Republic. Ron Paul.

lorien1973 on July 13, 2007 at 3:18 PM

he pulled a boner.

jummy on July 13, 2007 at 3:18 PM

I don’t have the context, but isn’t he basically saying, via the contrast, that when he came home he had good, civil discussions and he wasn’t spit on like some others? It may sound a little pompous for other reasons, ie, he was an officer and, what milled with a different crowd, but otherwise I don’t think his point was he is a better ‘intercourser’.

Dusty on July 13, 2007 at 3:18 PM

service members

Attila (Pillage Idiot) on July 13, 2007 at 3:08 PM

uhhuhhuhhuh…you said “members”…uhhuhhuhhuh.

Miss_Anthrope on July 13, 2007 at 3:23 PM

And the context is… ?

AlexB on July 13, 2007 at 3:32 PM

Obviously he’s talking about the social interactions he had with people.

Allahpundit on July 13, 2007 at 3:34 PM

And the context is… ?

AlexB on July 13, 2007 at 3:32 PM

the word “intercourse” has a double meaning and, if you have a sense of humor, you can derive amusement from its use. for instance: link

jummy on July 13, 2007 at 3:37 PM

Surely he means “discourse.” Doesn’t he?

Similarly, last week, or whenever it was that Bush and Putin were meeting in Kennebunkport, I caught just a moment of the press conference where Putin’s translator said, I paraphrase, but he used the term: “the quality of our discussions has been good, and we will continue our intercourse…”

I thought it was hilarious.

nailinmyeye on July 13, 2007 at 3:38 PM

Obviously he’s talking about the social interactions he had with people.

Allahpundit on July 13, 2007 at 3:34 PM

Sometimes the audience is just to predictable :)

he pulled a boner.

jummy on July 13, 2007 at 3:18 PM

That’s Boehner.

- The Cat

MirCat on July 13, 2007 at 3:40 PM

Intercourse = discussion

Nice choice of words considering the Vitter story. But then, you knew that didn’t you AP?

csdeven on July 13, 2007 at 3:45 PM

uhhuhhuhhuh…you said “members”…uhhuhhuhhuh.

Miss_Anthrope on July 13, 2007 at 3:23 PM

Thats funny MA!! (aka Beavis)

bernzright777 on July 13, 2007 at 3:50 PM

Intercourse = discussion

Maybe Senator Nelson was talking about a small town in SE Pennsylvania.

Bigfoot on July 13, 2007 at 4:00 PM

I wonder if the Members Intercourse with Pelosi is just as good?

/OK… I’ll admit… putting that picture in your mind is just EVIL!!! Mu Haaa Haaaa

Romeo13 on July 13, 2007 at 4:06 PM

Ha.

marykatharine on July 13, 2007 at 4:21 PM

WTF???

D2Boston on July 13, 2007 at 4:21 PM

he pulled is a boner.

jummy on July 13, 2007 at 3:18 PM

Better.

I have written his office many times and if any bill is good or conservative, he has been against it 100% of the time. Even double-talked partial birth abortion. I still do not know where he stands by his letters (but I do by his votes). Reid wanna-be.

On-my-soap-box on July 13, 2007 at 4:22 PM

I wonder if the Members Intercourse with Pelosi is just as good?

/OK… I’ll admit… putting that picture in your mind is just EVIL!!! Mu Haaa Haaaa

Romeo13 on July 13, 2007 at 4:06 PM

First Cindy and Chavez. Now this. Don’t make me hurt you.

On-my-soap-box on July 13, 2007 at 4:23 PM

maybe he is talking about what the Ukranian Military is talking about…
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cH_E6YSQqTo

clghitis on July 13, 2007 at 4:32 PM

Intercourse with Pelosi? C’mon what’s next? Clinton? How about Reno or Albright or let’s go all the way HELEN THOMAS

sabbott on July 13, 2007 at 4:42 PM

At least he didn’t mention any foxholes.

fogw on July 13, 2007 at 5:02 PM

uhhuhhuhhuh…you said “members”…uhhuhhuhhuh.

Miss_Anthrope on July 13, 2007 at 3:23 PM

A good straight man knows how to set up a joke.

Attila (Pillage Idiot) on July 13, 2007 at 5:10 PM

Obviously he’s talking about the social interactions he had with people.

Allahpundit on July 13, 2007 at 3:34 PM

You sure? Maybe he enjoyed screwing people more when he was in the military than he does now.

Kowboy on July 13, 2007 at 5:31 PM

TMI, Bill.

ToddonCapeCod on July 13, 2007 at 5:52 PM

Kaptain Amerika,

Unfortunately, this is my senator, Bill Nelson, from Florida. (My other senator is Martinez, so you know what kind of shape we’re in here!).

The other Nelson is Ben Nelson of Nebraska, also a Democrat, but not one of the insane ones. Ben gave Cheney his funding. I will trade Bill for Ben any day of the week.

INC on July 13, 2007 at 5:55 PM

Was Nelson somewhere in Borat? I can just see it now… “Jak sie masz? My name-a Bill. I like you. I like sex. Iz nice!”

TheEJS on July 13, 2007 at 8:12 PM

I wonder if he, uh, served with Murtha or J. Kerry

PowWow on July 13, 2007 at 10:26 PM

“Jak sie masz? My name-a Bill. I like you. I like sex. Iz nice!”

Interesting how that crazy Khazak Borat can sound so Polish.

Bigfoot on July 13, 2007 at 10:40 PM

Hey, I can take a joke, but this thread shows that a lof of us conservatives are literarily and verbally retarded — to say nothing of unnecessarily crude.

I like what the Senator said: He patently had no intention of connoting anything sexual.

If you want sex as your subject (whish is certainly your prerogative) just Google the four-letter word (beginning with “F”) that is synonymous with intercourse, but don’t drag this Senator into it.

sanantonian on July 13, 2007 at 11:51 PM

Hey, I can take a joke, but this thread shows that a lof of us conservatives are literarily and verbally retarded — to say nothing of unnecessarily crude.

It’s the weekend buddy, loosen up. I always found rum and coke to do the trick. Also watching Greg Gutfeld in the early hours of the morning without any pants. Make sure you let him know 5 minutes ahead of time so he can search it up on google street views.

TheEJS on July 14, 2007 at 12:51 AM

Mark Levin was all over this one on his radio show last night. He says he’s putting up the soundbite on his website for the benefit of all Florida voters, so that they can see what sort of certified idiot they let loose in the Senate.

pilamaye on July 14, 2007 at 8:41 AM

Yeah, I thought he had to mean something like “communication” but its still funny. Especially when you’re tired and in need of a laugh.

Ryan Gandy on July 14, 2007 at 11:27 AM

TheEJS on July 14, 2007 at 12:51 AM

Exactly, when you’re faced with a barrage of news stories from MSM with an agenda, politicians angling for control, just left wing loons in general. There has to be a way to get your frustration out. I like to end it with Redeye. P.J. O’Rourke called the phenomenon pants-down Republicanism, he himself is one, found it funny then, still do.

PowWow on July 14, 2007 at 3:26 PM

That is funny. That is a true Bush-quality gaffe. Very unfortunate choice of words. That’s right up there with this classic:

http://politicalhumor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?zi=1/XJ&sdn=politicalhumor&zu=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ifilm.com%2Fifilmdetail%2F2649834

jihadwatcher on July 14, 2007 at 6:04 PM

That’s hilarious!

CP on July 15, 2007 at 5:27 PM