Comments on: Planned Parenthood helpfully explains to teen what a “golden shower” is

By: Kralizec

Kralizec — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 04:38:56 +0000

Thank you, RushBaby.

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Wed, 17 Oct 2007 12:45:05 +0000

[...] if you want your 13-year-old to be able to follow along during those tricky Planned Parenthood “golden showers” [...]

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[...] In the meantime, I formally call upon Angela Merkel to renounce this treatise and let her nation’s children learn about the sex the healthy way — through text messages and web postings from Planned Parenthood about golden showers. [...]

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Thu, 19 Jul 2007 20:12:27 +0000

[...] So, rest easy. Your children won’t be finding out what a “golden shower” is until they’re at least 13, when Planned Parenthood will happily inform them. [...]

By: RushBaby

RushBaby — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 20:18:45 +0000

I had to write something on this thread just so the comment count would not disappear into the vault numbering “69″.

Thank me!

By: Laura

Laura — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 18:56:48 +0000

Teenwire also has this gem: Some straight couples use anal sex as a way to preserve the woman's virginity.

By: Ali-Bubba

Ali-Bubba — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 15:45:46 +0000

Oh … wait. Golden showers.

I thought you meant “Golden Slumbers” — y’know, that lame piece-of-crap song Paul put on “Abby Road.” I could understand a teenager not knowing about that awful waste of vinyl, and was prepared to be outraged that Planned Parenthood would corrupt a kid’s musical taste by explaining that song to them.

But so long as it’s just kinky sex … whatever.

By: Freelancer

Freelancer — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 13:59:15 +0000

I’ll wade into this pond full of scum for one thought to back up AP’s call of BS, from a different angle. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, who would open a sentence with

iv heard of this

would go on to use the accurate, explicit and formal

please define

The more likely interrogative would have been something like
“so what does it mean?”

Fake but accurate? I think not. But you weren’t expecting moral or ethical behavior from Planned Infanticide, were you?

By: TheSitRep

TheSitRep — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 13:22:53 +0000

When Jocelyn Elders promoted the roughing of clams, all hope was lost.

By: Hawkins1701

Hawkins1701 — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 12:06:24 +0000

“I Had An Abortion” t-shirts……

Seriously, God help us.

By: Captain Scarlet

Captain Scarlet — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 11:26:37 +0000

Queens and Blue Peters in one post, golden showers in another. How did this ever get past my filters at work, I ask you?? (Not that I’m surfing at work, I should add…)

By: SouthernPride

SouthernPride — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 06:20:12 +0000

Ok, like, if I get in my shower and the water turns yellow, does that like mean someone is p’ing on me??? OMG!

Like, last night, at the time, I thought I was going to have to call algore and tell him about my polluted water problem in my apartment. That happened just yesterday! Ewww!!!

Bodily fluids? Ewwww!!!

(Sorry…Another Blonde moment)

By: unamused

unamused — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 06:14:09 +0000

Cleveland Steamer involves someone pooping on someone else in some fashion.

No doubt PPH regards this as “Kink”.

By: Kensington

Kensington — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 05:59:51 +0000

You’ve got to be sh***ing me!

No, no, that’s the Cleveland Steamer, and there’s nothing inherently wrong or hurtful about this sex practice…

By: Guardian

Guardian — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 04:17:23 +0000

After Googling most of the terms used here I can now say I know much more about this subject than I ever wanted to.

By: Jaibones

Jaibones — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 03:58:52 +0000

OMG

By: Joshua P. Allem

Joshua P. Allem — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 03:50:59 +0000

In my home town, we’ve got a Planned Parenthood outlet stationed right next door to a Christian bookstore in the same shopping mall.

By: Mojack420

Mojack420 — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 03:44:55 +0000

dose this mean i can call PPH and find out what a cleveland steamer is , i thought it might be a type of luggage.

By: tickleddragon

tickleddragon — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 03:25:26 +0000

I’ve tried REALLY hard NOT to learn these terms…and have gone 38 years now without most of them breaking into my linguistic repetoire. Unfortunately, I now have friends that know this and try to educate me QUICKLY for fun, before I am able to start humming very loudly, with my fingers in my ears.

But I have to admit, some of you guys are making me so darn curious, that I’m fighting an urge to look these stupid things up. Thanks, Guys! :)

By: D2Boston

D2Boston — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 03:20:31 +0000

I love the beginning of the response to the question: “There’s nothing inherently wrong or hurtful about this sex practice…”

You’ve got to be sh***ing me!

By: y2church

y2church — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 02:48:47 +0000

Sorry to jump in late. I hope everyone reads this, check it out.

I teach in a Tennessee school. We have a serious internet filter, so strick that even Hotair got blocked eventually. Thankfully, I can still get my daily dose at MM.com. Anyway….

My wife works for the Women’s Care Center, a Christian organization that really provides help to women in crisis. Think of it as the anti-planned parenthood. She told me about this crazy site, teenwire.com, where there were basically pornographic flash movies designed for kids to teach them all about stuff they have no business knowing. On a lark, I thought I’d check it from school, because it was sure to be blocked, right???? Nope. Surfed right to it.

I was in shock. One of the videos, which I think is about how babies are born, is “hosted” by a man (animated penis) and a woman (an animated vagina, no joke, full length fur coat with the really large fluffy lapel fur.) During this video, the “man” gets so excited by the “woman’s” description of the act, that his head ejaculates. I’m not kidding here, and my 2nd grade daughter could have pulled that site up in computer lab if she had wanted to. Or worse, she could have been present when some other kid I have no control over did.

So, I did what any concerned parent or teacher would have done. I called up my friend who runs the tech department at school and asked him to check it out and see why it wasn’t blocked. He was shocked by the site to and sent in a request to the state review board saying that the site needed to be blocked because it was grossly vulgar and inappropriate for students to see.

He forwarded me the response from the state. It was a very terse email stating that the site would NOT be blocked because, after all (as if we were stupid or something), the site was classified as EDUCATIONAL!

My friend the tech guy blocked it on our end anyway!

Liberal filth running our educational systems, unfortunately. But some good people in place on down the food chain.

By: 4shoes

4shoes — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 01:47:01 +0000

Isn’t that how Zeus appeared to Danae?

(I don’t get out much.)

see-dubya on July 12, 2007 at 6:05 PM

That was the original meaning…!

(I try not to get out too much.)

By: EricPWJohnson

EricPWJohnson — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 01:30:04 +0000

Great,

Damn Hamilton and Jefferson!

By: cougfan

cougfan — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 01:00:55 +0000

This whole unpleasant thread could have been avoided if the teenwire lady had just said a golden shower is what you get when you don’t cover a baby boy with a diaper quickly enough. But apparently Planned Parenthood is not about being a parent, really, is it.

pedestrian on July 12, 2007 at 8:51 PM

unpleasant thread or hilarious thread?

By: pedestrian

pedestrian — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 00:51:05 +0000

This whole unpleasant thread could have been avoided if the teenwire lady had just said a golden shower is what you get when you don’t cover a baby boy with a diaper quickly enough. But apparently Planned Parenthood is not about being a parent, really, is it.