Comments on: Too good to check: Sex party at Venezuelan embassy in Tehran

By: sabbott

sabbott — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 08:55:22 +0000

Two punks from punk countries that both need a good bitch slapping!

By: Speakup

Speakup — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 02:38:29 +0000

Poor camel, humped..again.

By: srhoades

srhoades — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 02:32:57 +0000

What is it with terrorists and dictators making out. I don’t know which is more disturbing, the photo posted or the one from eighty-nine when Mandella was kissing Arafat. Of course in the latter it was two terrorists.

By: Hot Air » Blog Archive » Video: Mary Katharine Ham talks hot tub sex, jihad on O’Reilly

Thu, 12 Jul 2007 02:13:43 +0000

[...] It’s all part of a rip-roaring “Factor” expose of that Tehran sex party I wrote about earlier. No, no, I kid. It’s the weekly “policing the Internet” segment, in which Bill and MK go spanning the globe for new and ever more outrageously outrageous outrages. The hot tub is in the context of the Nick Lachey/Vanessa Minnillo coitus captured on film by intrepid paparazzi; I wish I could link it for you, but then I also wish I had an iPhone — and ain’t neither one happening. The jihad is in relation to those fake movie posters I blogged about yesterday. Sky News think they’re the product of clever Islamists, Radar sees the nutroots’ hand at work. My money’s on the latter but there’s no proof either way so far. [...]

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Thu, 12 Jul 2007 01:17:39 +0000

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By: Danilo

Danilo — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 00:09:44 +0000

Romeo, you sick bastard. No amount of blue pills will ever work for me after that mental image. The thought scared me so much that I will now go underneath my kitchen sink to crouch in a fetal position. Oh the humanity!

By: thedecider

thedecider — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 23:59:21 +0000

Update: I’m telling you, it’s a ceremonial dagger.

Michael Moore sez Cuban doctors use it to perform a colonoscopy.

By: krabbas

krabbas — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 23:13:58 +0000

The jokes write themselves. I can picture it: Chavez in a silk robe, swirling a brandy, relaxing on a bearskin rug; Ahmadinejad covered in baby oil, crawling across the tile floor covered in rose petals; candles in the background. The pizza delivery boy arrives. Cue the Boogie Nights soundtrack: chick-a-pow-wow. The chicks enter stage left and drop their burkas. Cut to Ron Jeremy in the corner, smiling.

Thomas the Wraith on July 11, 2007 at 3:04 PM

I don’t know how much money I would pay to see this film.

By: RushBaby

RushBaby — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 23:11:04 +0000

I demand knighthood for Sir Lorien1973!

By: madne0

madne0 — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 22:52:25 +0000

So…just how do you get a job in a Venezuelan embassy?

By: lorien1973

lorien1973 — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 22:36:20 +0000

Here’s the definitive update!

Castro holding the ceremonial dagger; awaiting Chavez and Adhiminijad! Sexy party!

http://www.lorien1973.com/images/cac.jpg

By: OhEssYouCowboys

OhEssYouCowboys — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 22:01:19 +0000

It looks like they’re slow dancing to “I Love You Just The Way You Are.” A little wine, some soft kisses, I bet that, before the sun rises again, Ahmadinejad is pregnant.

By: Mallard T. Drake

Mallard T. Drake — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 21:41:36 +0000

How come Mama Moonbat wasn’t in the photo?

By: Entelechy

Entelechy — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 21:32:49 +0000

I clicked on AP’s link to the Aug. 14, 2006 “Look of Love” thread and concluded this – different picture, still two phalli.

By: jediwebdude

jediwebdude — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 20:52:16 +0000

Seeing that pic made me realize what Ahmadinejad’s problem is…he has little man’s syndrome.

By: thejackal

thejackal — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 20:32:11 +0000

That’s not “sex party,” you idiots. It’s “sexy party!”

–Stewie Griffin

By: Kini

Kini — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 20:12:07 +0000

Unless the 25 Iranian girls were actually men in the embassy then this post has defiantly spun into Ghey Ghold!

And that ceremonial dagger AP updates us on, I’ll bet vibrates.

By: fulhamfc

fulhamfc — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 19:50:44 +0000

… loosely translated…

HC: come here sweet little man.
MA: i wish this night would never end.
HC: just a quick one while she’s away.
MA: i fear for my life. she’s twice as big as me.
HC: i’ll protect you, my little dictator.
MA: is it any wonder why i love you, you crazy socialist?
HC: in celebration, let’s close some universities and media outlets.
MA: 2 great minds, like hitler and and eva braun’s retarded half brother. let’s dance!
MA: take me now

By: RushBaby

RushBaby — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 19:42:18 +0000

lorien1973 on July 11, 2007 at 3:25 PM

I got cramps from laughing so hard!

By: lorien1973

lorien1973 — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 19:25:16 +0000

My paparazzi got a good photo off, too!

http://www.lorien1973.com/images/ca.jpg

By: swami

swami — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 19:24:48 +0000

Karl Rove, you magnificent bastard.

By: Bigfoot

Bigfoot — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 19:11:47 +0000

First he touches women, but now Iranadhimmijad is embracing a fellow male? Can the stoning (cue Bob Dylan) be far away?

By: On-my-soap-box

On-my-soap-box — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 19:10:33 +0000

RushBaby

Believe it or not, I agree with most everything you have ever said.

Peace to you Brother

By: LakeRuins

LakeRuins — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 19:09:58 +0000

No doubt any women who participated have already had their stoning pits dug and justice, er payment for their services will be meted out soon.

By: BKennedy

BKennedy — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 19:09:15 +0000

Oh please, we all know Armageddonjad’s policy with homosexuals is to execute them.

Although I suppose if he declared “diplomatic immunity”…