Too good to check: Sex party at Venezuelan embassy in Tehran
posted at 2:50 pm on July 11, 2007 by Allahpundit
It’s being reported on a hardline anti-Ahmadinejad Iranian news site and conveniently embarrasses Mahdi’s closest ally, so, you know, the scoop might not be “Dan Rather solid.”
Then again, it is the summer of love.
Update: I’m telling you, it’s a ceremonial dagger.
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Best front page pic for a story – evah!
nailinmyeye on July 11, 2007 at 2:53 PM
Hmmm.. Sex Party…
Wait…. anyone know where Hugo’s little luv muffin Cindy is???
(gack… can’t beleive I had that thought… )
Romeo13 on July 11, 2007 at 2:55 PM
Looks like it was Mahdi-Gras and Hugo brought the beads.
James on July 11, 2007 at 2:58 PM
The jokes write themselves. I can picture it: Chavez in a silk robe, swirling a brandy, relaxing on a bearskin rug; Ahmadinejad covered in baby oil, crawling across the tile floor covered in rose petals; candles in the background. The pizza delivery boy arrives. Cue the Boogie Nights soundtrack: chick-a-pow-wow. The chicks enter stage left and drop their burkas. Cut to Ron Jeremy in the corner, smiling.
Thomas the Wraith on July 11, 2007 at 3:04 PM
GRRRREEAAAAAT Just what my brain needed.
*reaches through his monitor and slaps Romeo13
On-my-soap-box on July 11, 2007 at 3:05 PM
I blame Boooooosh.
Couldn’t resist, soap-box.
Sorry. Peace.
RushBaby on July 11, 2007 at 3:08 PM
Oh please, we all know Armageddonjad’s policy with homosexuals is to execute them.
Although I suppose if he declared “diplomatic immunity”…
BKennedy on July 11, 2007 at 3:09 PM
No doubt any women who participated have already had their stoning pits dug and justice, er payment for their services will be meted out soon.
LakeRuins on July 11, 2007 at 3:09 PM
RushBaby
Believe it or not, I agree with most everything you have ever said.
Peace to you Brother
On-my-soap-box on July 11, 2007 at 3:10 PM
First he touches women, but now Iranadhimmijad is embracing a fellow male? Can the stoning (cue Bob Dylan) be far away?
Bigfoot on July 11, 2007 at 3:11 PM
Karl Rove, you magnificent bastard.
swami on July 11, 2007 at 3:24 PM
My paparazzi got a good photo off, too!
http://www.lorien1973.com/images/ca.jpg
lorien1973 on July 11, 2007 at 3:25 PM
I got cramps from laughing so hard!
RushBaby on July 11, 2007 at 3:42 PM
… loosely translated…
HC: come here sweet little man.
MA: i wish this night would never end.
HC: just a quick one while she’s away.
MA: i fear for my life. she’s twice as big as me.
HC: i’ll protect you, my little dictator.
MA: is it any wonder why i love you, you crazy socialist?
HC: in celebration, let’s close some universities and media outlets.
MA: 2 great minds, like hitler and and eva braun’s retarded half brother. let’s dance!
MA: take me now
fulhamfc on July 11, 2007 at 3:50 PM
Unless the 25 Iranian girls were actually men in the embassy then this post has defiantly spun into Ghey Ghold!
And that ceremonial dagger AP updates us on, I’ll bet vibrates.
Kini on July 11, 2007 at 4:12 PM
That’s not “sex party,” you idiots. It’s “sexy party!”
–Stewie Griffin
thejackal on July 11, 2007 at 4:32 PM
Seeing that pic made me realize what Ahmadinejad’s problem is…he has little man’s syndrome.
jediwebdude on July 11, 2007 at 4:52 PM
I clicked on AP’s link to the Aug. 14, 2006 “Look of Love” thread and concluded this – different picture, still two phalli.
Entelechy on July 11, 2007 at 5:32 PM
How come Mama Moonbat wasn’t in the photo?
Mallard T. Drake on July 11, 2007 at 5:41 PM
It looks like they’re slow dancing to “I Love You Just The Way You Are.” A little wine, some soft kisses, I bet that, before the sun rises again, Ahmadinejad is pregnant.
OhEssYouCowboys on July 11, 2007 at 6:01 PM
Here’s the definitive update!
Castro holding the ceremonial dagger; awaiting Chavez and Adhiminijad! Sexy party!
http://www.lorien1973.com/images/cac.jpg
lorien1973 on July 11, 2007 at 6:36 PM
So…just how do you get a job in a Venezuelan embassy?
madne0 on July 11, 2007 at 6:52 PM
I demand knighthood for Sir Lorien1973!
RushBaby on July 11, 2007 at 7:11 PM
I don’t know how much money I would pay to see this film.
krabbas on July 11, 2007 at 7:13 PM
Michael Moore sez Cuban doctors use it to perform a colonoscopy.
thedecider on July 11, 2007 at 7:59 PM
Romeo, you sick bastard. No amount of blue pills will ever work for me after that mental image. The thought scared me so much that I will now go underneath my kitchen sink to crouch in a fetal position. Oh the humanity!
Danilo on July 11, 2007 at 8:09 PM
What is it with terrorists and dictators making out. I don’t know which is more disturbing, the photo posted or the one from eighty-nine when Mandella was kissing Arafat. Of course in the latter it was two terrorists.
srhoades on July 11, 2007 at 10:32 PM
Poor camel, humped..again.
Speakup on July 11, 2007 at 10:38 PM
Two punks from punk countries that both need a good bitch slapping!
sabbott on July 12, 2007 at 4:55 AM