And in so doing condemns himself to an eternity of hate-mail torment from this Bircheresque crank’s fanatic disciples. As for the capital-p Patriot’s comic stuttering incredulity upon being informed of his chances, I’m reminded of Count Rugen’s immortal words: “Good heavens. Are you still trying to win?

Of course, Inigo did end up winning, didn’t he? Maybe that’s a bad example.

Thanks to my new wingmen for the clip.