Via our pal Ian Schwartz, it’s every friend you’ve ever had who isn’t remotely as funny as he thinks he is. For what it’s worth, I’ve actually begun to sour on Rudy, not because I think the sun rises and sets in Fred’s derriere like so many of our commenters do but because America’s mayor is, in fact, a bit of a one-trick pony, isn’t he? And before you ask, yes, it pains me to agree with Ron Paul about this. But since I’d sooner vote for Hillary than for that Truther-pandering Bircheresque crank, I think it’s okay. Besides — he knows. He. Knows.