Creepus Maximus. It’s one of those slick sites that plays a game while it bombards you with ads. In this game, you play a race of sewer-dwelling demons called “Deviants” who perpetrate torture, mutilation, and genocide upon a race of conformist “sheeple”–humanoids with sheep faces that are guilty of the unspeakable crime of “painting the world gray”.

You also collect their green blood in a jar, which in the last stage you use to power a factory that produces…Toyota Scions.

Remember, when you think of Toyota Scions, think bloody disembowelment and genocide!

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Toyota Macht Frei!

So, who were the ad wizards who came up with that one? Not sure, but they were commissioned by Toyota Motor Sales, USA.

P.S. Sales in Gaza are expected to skyrocket, and there are already several orders coming in from Britain’s NHS!

Ghack!