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By: Hot Air » Blog Archive » Bad news: CIA death squad hunting the Mahdi in Iran

Wed, 15 Aug 2007 19:36:10 +0000

[...] Update: How do you surveil the Mahdi without getting caught? Easy. Suddenly it’s all coming into focus. [...]

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Loading… » Blog Archive » WSVG VIP on the QT — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 10:07:05 +0000

[...] Iran Smashes Zionist Squirrel Ring Next….the other cuddly rodent, rabbits. [...]

By: profitsbeard

profitsbeard — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 00:46:47 +0000

His left cheek pouch was found to contain precise maps and diagrams of the well where the Hidden Madhi is secreted. (The right pouch simply had a conglomeration of imams, ayatollahs and other mixed nuts.) (That's no DRAMATIC squirrel, that's a prairie dog!)

By: The False Dervish

The False Dervish — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 00:18:00 +0000

I suppose that Rocky is chief of the IDF Air Force.

By: Ryan Gandy

Ryan Gandy — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 21:35:25 +0000

The missing caption to that picture reads:

“I Can Has Bazooka?”

By: SilverStar830

SilverStar830 — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 21:01:57 +0000

Secret Squirrel and Morocco Mole have teamed up to defeat the lunatic Iranian president before he can launch his secret super-weapons from his underground lair.

By: The American Princess

The American Princess — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 19:50:14 +0000

They’re On To Us, Morocco Mole…

Secret Squirrel and the gang busted on the Iranian border…….

By: unseen

unseen — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 19:41:14 +0000

Conker! Our new Patton

By: Wake up America

Wake up America — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 18:42:28 +0000

The Iranian Irritation: Natanz Facility…

When a madman threatens to kill you, it would behoove you to BELIEVE HIM….

By: TBinSTL

TBinSTL — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 18:39:29 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-S_F9U9gNEQ

All you need to know.

By: Tanya

Tanya — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 18:28:21 +0000

We have spy moths, and spy pigeons, but spy squirrels? That's just silly.

By: Now Niblets knows we have moles, or errr … « The Hostages

Now Niblets knows we have moles, or errr … « The Hostages — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 18:13:12 +0000

[...] Now Niblets knows we have moles, or errr … well squirrels infiltrating his operation. [...]

By: MirCat

MirCat — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 17:26:53 +0000

But do they run around and say “!@#$%^*@$ing weeeeeeeeeee!”?

- The Cat

By: On-my-soap-box

On-my-soap-box — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 17:24:48 +0000

You know what you get if you water-board a captured squirrel? A wet rodent and PETA lawyers all over you like stink on….

By: infidel4life

infidel4life — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 17:23:30 +0000

“These squirrels were equipped by foreign intelligence services”

Boris and Natasha are up to their old tricks again.

By: James

James — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 17:06:10 +0000

I’m going to go out on a limb–ha!–and admit that squirrels electronically equipped for surveillance don’t seem completely implausible to me.

Especially not after seeing Twiggy, the waterskiing squirrel…nossir, it’s not at all implausible.

By: Keli

Keli — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 17:04:44 +0000

o well i guess our Special Forces Squirrels trained for nothing :(

trailortrash on July 9, 2007 at 12:37 PM

There’s rumors in the squirrel underground that they’re going to be used in an attempt to rescue the captured squirrels. shhhhhh

By: chinadrum

chinadrum — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 17:03:51 +0000

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secret_Squirrel

By: Kralizec

Kralizec — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 16:58:26 +0000

I’m going to go out on a limb–ha!–and admit that squirrels electronically equipped for surveillance don’t seem completely implausible to me.

By: trailortrash

trailortrash — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 16:37:24 +0000

o well i guess our Special Forces Squirrels trained for nothing :(

By: dave_lantos

dave_lantos — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 16:17:46 +0000

MrFreeman07, you’re not another one of these wild-eyed “the squirrels are actually moles!!” truthers, are you? I tell ya, where do these paranoid conspiracy theories come from? Moles disguised as squirrels… sheesh…

By: Dark-Star

Dark-Star — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 16:17:02 +0000

Tsk tsk. Putting all those nuclear plants so close together…

It would just be a crying shame if an EMP bomb just -happened- to knock out the gadgets that controlled all of them.

By: madne0

madne0 — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 16:16:25 +0000

This one is better i think

By: MrFreeman07

MrFreeman07 — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 16:09:44 +0000

They’re not really squirrels. They’re moles disguised as squirrels.

By: JetBoy

JetBoy — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 16:01:02 +0000

dave_lantos on July 9, 2007 at 10:53 AM

Great! I’m showing that one to everybody who passes by me…makes for a better Monday that’s for sure…thanks!