HamNation: How does that Pony get so darned Silky?
posted at 4:47 pm on July 6, 2007 by Allahpundit
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There are two Americas, and like most of us the Hammer can’t afford a haircut in the one John Edwards lives in. So here’s the tonsorial equivalent of window shopping, minus the obligatory fundraising ploy to pay for it. Tough break for Silky that MK doesn’t have a slightly higher profile yet as a national TV pundit; this clip could have been the next peg for his virtual collection plate.
If you’d like to help fight the rising tide of leftism and the terrible people on the left who persist in saying and doing terrible things, mail a check to HA with “AP’s iPhone fund” on the memo line. Click the image to watch.
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More Ham, please!
Lawrence on July 6, 2007 at 4:51 PM
MKH is reaching newborn-Knut-levels of cuteness. Fatalities are sure to follow…
Enrique on July 6, 2007 at 4:52 PM
Iffen I was still a heathen, I’d have some snarky comment concerning blow dry & MKH.
Kyrkee doodle! Somebody get AP a new toy!!
locomotivebreath1901 on July 6, 2007 at 4:53 PM
Please, Hammer, don’t hurt ‘em.
Farmer_Joe on July 6, 2007 at 4:53 PM
I’d bet Silky got the body wax.
GoodBoy on July 6, 2007 at 4:54 PM
i like smart conservative women, their hot.
Locrian on July 6, 2007 at 4:58 PM
Boy I sure would love to have a Hamster all of my own……God I hate being an old geezer….
doriangrey on July 6, 2007 at 4:59 PM
Must be Neilsen week….I can’t get it to play.
Limerick on July 6, 2007 at 5:02 PM
Mmmmmmmm….full wax Ham
sunny on July 6, 2007 at 5:06 PM
The woman is too cute.
peacenprosperity on July 6, 2007 at 5:07 PM
Damn, MK, stop being so cute!
You’re killin’ me over here!
:)
Merovign on July 6, 2007 at 5:09 PM
Nice cut, MK. I kinda miss the peeps.
KelliD on July 6, 2007 at 5:11 PM
Wait. She tipped $15 on a $1235 bill? I wouldn’t go back to that barber again :P
lorien1973 on July 6, 2007 at 5:14 PM
Awesome screencap on the main page, AllahP.
And, just to be clear, I would send a check to buy MHK and Katie a zoom mic way before I donate to your IPhone fund.
MKH and Katie: awesome HamNation! But I still miss the old “She Drives Me Crazy” intro. I guess that was lost when your previous computer crashed.
Anton on July 6, 2007 at 5:16 PM
Only if I can use Monopoly money or if you’ll take a check written in crayon.
Edwards uses a powder puff folding mirror. I have to ask, is that his or his hair dresser?
Edwards should give Biden pointers on hair
braincare.Kini on July 6, 2007 at 5:23 PM
Add again, lorien. I came up with a $115 tip on a $1135 bill.
Incidentally, $115 is about a 5th of what AP needs to buy the iPhone (after those New York taxes).
steveegg on July 6, 2007 at 5:40 PM
Focus…Focus…Focus…
nailinmyeye on July 6, 2007 at 5:42 PM
pretty good… but the AARP ad that lead pissed me off so I had trouble getting in to it
RightWinged on July 6, 2007 at 5:48 PM
You can fast-forward through that offensive ad. The one good thing about that ad is the Photoshop of the Party-In-Government symbol.
steveegg on July 6, 2007 at 5:51 PM
Video won’t work for me…weak.
Bad Candy on July 6, 2007 at 5:51 PM
AP, need an alternative link……thanks
usarmyretired on July 6, 2007 at 5:52 PM
Video doesn’t work for me either (is it a mac thing?)
Weak indeed.
Townhall is user-unfriendly.
Tru2my2 on July 6, 2007 at 6:02 PM
Screen shot of a recent MySpace entry before it was removed -
Hi. My name is Johnny Reid Edwards former Senator from the Great State of North Carolina (actually I don’t think North Carolina is so great and never did, but my advisers have said that I should say that). You can just call me John if you want. I was born on June 10, 1953, although people tell me that I look at least 25 years younger.
I was the very first person in my dirt poor family to attend college. I earned my law degree from the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. It was a great accomplishment as I was so poor that I had to work 8 different part time jobs to pay for my tuition and just barely enough food to survive.
After getting my law degree I immediately went on my noble mission to save hundreds of victims of gross corporate negligence and gross medical malpractice. When necessary to win a case to help the poor victim that I was representing I would even feel the presence of dead people inside me, talking to me and through me to the members of the jury. If you don’t think that takes a lot out of a man, just try it sometime. I also split the settlement very fairly with my clients. I was VERY generous to them - 5% for them, 95% for me. More than fair. I mean I was the one who had to channel the dead, wasn’t I!!!
If I do say so myself I am so cute that you just can’t believe it! I have such great hair! I am also very boyish looking in a good way, not in a gay way at all. Did I mention that I have GREAT HAIR!!! Sometimes I think my great looks are almost a curse.
I sometimes like to chill out after a long day of campaigning to save America by eating at Wendy’s. I also like to spend some time at home sprucing up around my modest and humble house. I also like to spend hours in front of the mirror combing my hair. Wouldn’t you too if you had such great hair!!! BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN THAT I AM GAY!!! NOT AT ALL!!! In fact I HATE gays, just don’t tell Elizabeth, OK. Contrary to what some of my very few enemies say I never spend more than $399 on haircuts. That $400 on a haircut is a damn lie, as it included a very generous $1 tip.
I would like to think that I am open minded, honest, polite and straight. And I appreciate the same qualities in others.
Who I’d like to meet:
…other bloggers who grew up in poverty. People who like to help the poor. People with great hair so that I can comb your hair and you can comb mine. It’s going to be great!!!
No gays though. They make me feel icky!!!
MB4 on July 6, 2007 at 6:03 PM
I never got past the AARP trash, that ad is an automatic channel changer for me…sorry MK but you need better sponsors.
Wade on July 6, 2007 at 6:08 PM
For those that can’t get TownHall videos working…
The YouTube version
steveegg on July 6, 2007 at 6:10 PM
Oh, and the YT version doesn’t have the hAARPy ad.
steveegg on July 6, 2007 at 6:11 PM
I heard through the grapevine that the Boss was PO’d at you for not posting The Hammer’s excellent Sopranos-themed Ham Nation and responded by saying “well he can forget his iPhone now”.
Of course, it’s always possible that the translation got garbled …
thirteen28 on July 6, 2007 at 6:18 PM
It’s a good thing the mooslims take themselves out of the game…more Ham for me! :D
bikermailman on July 6, 2007 at 6:22 PM
I my dreams, anyway….
bikermailman on July 6, 2007 at 6:23 PM
Very cleaver MKH. It’s a privilege to be able to enjoy your commentary.
csdeven on July 6, 2007 at 6:24 PM
The femmist thing in that whole Edwards video (if you can watch the whole thing without getting all creeped out) is at the end when he’s looking into the compact and kinda mouths something like “it’s good, it’s ok” then does that mmhmmm, mmhmmm thing with his eyes closed. Ann coulter is so f’n right. What a ‘mo.
LtE126 on July 6, 2007 at 6:25 PM
Mary Katharine Ham is smart, sassy, beautiful, funny….
oh heck, I’ve just got to say this no matter how mad Allah gets…
MARY KATHARINE IS A GODDESS. LONG MAY SHE REIGN.
There… I said it, and I’m proud.
PS: the new haircut looks great.
Always Right on July 6, 2007 at 6:35 PM
I think I’m in love with Mary Katharine Ham.
No, scratch that, I KNOW I’m in love with Mary Katharine Ham.
Lincoln on July 6, 2007 at 6:38 PM
Cute
Helloyawl on July 6, 2007 at 7:00 PM
God may have created all men equal, but MKH is prrof that He did not create all women equal.
For those who follow 9 Chickweed Lane, I have only two words to say to Mary Katherine Ham: Hubba. Hubba.
Lancer on July 6, 2007 at 7:05 PM
That was supposed to be “proof.”
Lancer on July 6, 2007 at 7:05 PM
The song bed was terrific. Great job! This is what HA is all about.
Mojave Mark on July 6, 2007 at 7:25 PM
Mary Katherine Ham…I consider you to be in the same class as Michelle…great to listen to and great to look at.
Gee…I wonder what I would do if I were running for office..I don’t have any hair (at least not where you can see it.)
The False Dervish on July 6, 2007 at 8:00 PM
Anytime, is the right time, for Hammer Time
cudos TownHall… once again, you good folks nailed it ;)
AllahP, I know you were tempted to use the MK facial expression responding to the full body wax (about 1:05± in) for your topic screen cap… you shoulda ran with it >_
SilverStar830 on July 6, 2007 at 8:09 PM
oh, and MK is still the cat’s meow
SilverStar830 on July 6, 2007 at 8:11 PM
Mary Katharine:
We love you. You are the ultimate girl-next-door!!!!
MichelleFanClub on July 6, 2007 at 8:50 PM
WOW she is such a cutie-pie! And with brains!
AP - where do I send the check? :)
lsutiger on July 6, 2007 at 8:53 PM
MKH is far, far, cuter and prettier then
SlimeySilky any day.BTW: Just to ask. Does anyone know (has anyone looked) of a video of Edwards getting someone to channel the dead? I think that’ll be great in an advertisement…..
CrazyFool on July 6, 2007 at 9:20 PM
Mary Ham, airs the truth in a manner that is refreshing and makes us boomers feel closer to the next gen. Because humor is nothing more than the truth viewed from a different perspective, and it is so refreshing to see the proper mix of humor and truth to make us think and laugh is wonderful (life does not have to be so buttoned down).
Keep up the great work and do not let the left get you down.
MSGTAS on July 7, 2007 at 10:08 AM
Something about this video just makes me wish I could smell her hair. Nothing creepy, just a little whiff.
Ok, so maybe it’s a little creepy.
Blacklake on July 7, 2007 at 10:45 AM
Nice.
Readymade on July 7, 2007 at 11:22 AM
One of the many benefits of being bald. Look at all that money I save!
As my Dad (who is also bald) likes to say, “God is giving, God is fair, some he gave brains, the rest he gave hair!”
:D
Yakko77 on July 7, 2007 at 11:51 AM
FYI: I’m working with the web developers at Salem to figure out why some of us can’t view any of the HamNation videos at TownHall.com.
We all want to watch MKH on TownHall.com because that means the Christian conservatives at Salem win. Every time we watch YouTube it just adds to the 1,000ft-high money pile for the leftists at Google to contribute to Democrats.
ScottMcC on July 7, 2007 at 5:08 PM
Wowwaaa…. Very nice Katharine.
Griz on July 8, 2007 at 12:57 AM