Video: “I’ve Got a Lesbian Crush on Hillary”

posted at 7:05 pm on July 5, 2007 by Allahpundit

The official title’s “Hott4Hill,” I think. It’s the sapphic answer to Obama girl: not as clever or as catchy but crucial in sustaining this important new film genre of toned, tanned goddesses in hot pants gyrating ironically for their favorite presidential candidates. God bless America.

If not for the sexual element, this would capture the extent of KP’s adoration of the Glacier almost exactly.


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What no Janet Reno dance craze ?

William Amos on July 5, 2007 at 7:07 PM

I made the mistake of listening to the lyrics instead of just keeping it on mute. I actually threw up a little, but I’m good now.

blackrepublican on July 5, 2007 at 7:10 PM

I think they’re fake.

Jaibones on July 5, 2007 at 7:10 PM

I lost it when she got to the “pant suit” line.

I may have to watch this again. Muted.

Dave Shay on July 5, 2007 at 7:10 PM

I daresay the girl’s barking up the wrong Clinton.

Blacklake on July 5, 2007 at 7:12 PM

What no Janet Reno dance craze ?

William Amos on July 5, 2007 at 7:07 PM

That’s not the type of wealth beauty distribution I was looking for.

Kini on July 5, 2007 at 7:12 PM

Hillary’s not gay? Then what would explain this?

Capitalist Infidel on July 5, 2007 at 7:13 PM

Obamagirl is hotter makes a larger contribution to political discourse.

blackrepublican on July 5, 2007 at 7:14 PM

I like the picture of Hillary at the end. I can’t tell if she’s smiling or just baring her fangs.

trubble on July 5, 2007 at 7:14 PM

“But I hope that you’re bi…

LINGUAL!”

What a nice way to get those rumors out there.

see-dubya on July 5, 2007 at 7:14 PM

The sad part is that this satire isn’t that far from reality….public school teachers with nutroot, sectarian and homsexual agendas forcing them on the poor kids who’s families don’t have the luxury of picking a school that shares their parents’ values.

Side bar: the thought of getting a *taste* of Hillary makes me want to hurl.

Alden Pyle on July 5, 2007 at 7:15 PM

From the clips of the classroom in this video, I thought this was a documentary.

Spirit of 1776 on July 5, 2007 at 7:17 PM

Nice trend. I’m curious what’ll come out Fred!

And I’m wondering what parody conservatives might be able to come up with for Edwards.

Canadian Infidel on July 5, 2007 at 7:17 PM

ROTFLMAOCAG … cut it out, Black Republican, you killing me.

Dusty on July 5, 2007 at 7:18 PM

And I’m wondering what parody conservatives might be able to come up with for Edwards.

Canadian Infidel on July 5, 2007 at 7:17 PM

Don’t have to, Edwards parodies himself without any help.

Kini on July 5, 2007 at 7:19 PM

Lovely. As a teacher, I am disgusted that there are chidlren used in this stupid “video.” We get a bad enough name, we don’t need this trash.

“HEY KIDS! I’M GAY!”

Please tell me the apocalypse is near. Please?

robblefarian on July 5, 2007 at 7:19 PM

The images this song conjures, make me vomit in my mouth a little.

TheSitRep on July 5, 2007 at 7:19 PM

The use of the children in such a piece could possibly be considered corrupting the morals of a minor, or even considered corrupting the morals of minors.

Is anyone else disappointed that our nation has reached a point at which we see that Hillary, Obama, and some of the others, are the prospective candidates for President of the United States of America?

At a time when Muslims Jihadists are rampant, Communists-Socialists have risen to prominence, and racists from south of the border are pushing their agenda and succeeding, thus putting our nation’s sovereignty in jeopardy, the last person or persons we need as Commander-in-Chief is Hillary, Edwards, Gore, or Obama, yet this is a very real possibility!

Can our nation survive it?

I think it will be a great contributor to the dissolution of a once great country.

William

William2006 on July 5, 2007 at 7:19 PM

Please tell me the apocalypse is near. Please?

robblefarian on July 5, 2007 at 7:19 PM

Okay.

If you really want someone to tell you so …

The apocalypse is near!

The apocalypse is near!

The apocalypse is near!

I hope you are happy now.

Please go out and make it a great day!

William

William2006 on July 5, 2007 at 7:22 PM

I hope it was a spoof?? D+ either way.

SouthernGent on July 5, 2007 at 7:23 PM

Bethany needs to make one of these videos for Fred.

Everyone else can just quit campaigning if that happens.

World B. Free on July 5, 2007 at 7:26 PM

I Love Hillary now. Lets get all the hot chicks with poor eyesight and mush for brains in one place. Get those cameras rolling. I’d buy that for a dollar.

bigskinny on July 5, 2007 at 7:26 PM

Hmmmm…I liked this one MUCH better than the Obama song!!

asc85 on July 5, 2007 at 7:28 PM

Hmmmm. I thought this was a spoof, but Taryn Southern really does support Hillary according to her blog.

I don’t think the pantsuit will be impressed.

This is just delicious. She has just cost the glacier at least 1 point in the polls. If this video was to air the night of the general election, anyone-but-hillary would be a done deal.

jihadwatcher on July 5, 2007 at 7:32 PM

Well I’m sorry to say it but if God doesn’t destroy America for that then he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.

doriangrey on July 5, 2007 at 7:34 PM

Lovely. As a teacher, I am disgusted that there are chidlren used in this stupid “video.” We get a bad enough name, we don’t need this trash.

Couldn’t watch it all; too soon after dinner. I was hoping that the cuts to a classroom meant the “teacher” was not really in front of a room full of kids, but just as I stopped watching, it seemed to be so. Doesn’t this rank as child abuse?

If anything near this were done by a Repub, the “teacher” would be facing multiple lawsuits, I’m sure, and definitely out of a job (if a real teacher.)

IrishEyes on July 5, 2007 at 7:35 PM

The sad part is that this satire isn’t that far from reality….public school teachers with nutroot, sectarian and homsexual agendas forcing them on the poor kids who’s families don’t have the luxury of picking a school that shares their parents’ values.

My thoughts exactly.

PBoilermaker on July 5, 2007 at 7:36 PM

Good grief.

Next thing you know, there’ll be a wet t-shirt contest for the dem candidates.

Sad.

jdawg on July 5, 2007 at 7:42 PM

That was disgusting, but most of all morally reprehensible to involve children.

synycalwon on July 5, 2007 at 7:43 PM

I have to admit, this is going to be a really good
and entertaining presidential election.
Watching LIBERAL news programs,and LIBERAL MOONBATS
absolutely loosing it over a video,is going to be PRICLESS.
A little evidence of this is the Scooter Libby commute
sentence,with the CLINTON,s and Al(he,s going to save mankind)Gore having a fit over it already.

canopfor on July 5, 2007 at 7:44 PM

Lovely. As a teacher, I am disgusted that there are chidlren used in this stupid “video.” We get a bad enough name, we don’t need this trash.

“HEY KIDS! I’M GAY!”

Please tell me the apocalypse is near. Please?

robblefarian on July 5, 2007 at 7:19 PM

I agree whole wholeheartedly, but that’s the left, infect those kids with the Culture of Death!

It’ here now.

Irenaeus on July 5, 2007 at 7:45 PM

Hillary’s not gay? Then what would explain this?

Capitalist Infidel on July 5, 2007 at 7:13 PM

HEY, it’s not nice to make people laugh a puke at the same time…

urbancenturion on July 5, 2007 at 7:51 PM

“Hillary’s not gay?” No doubt in my mind, pilgrim.

MCPO Airdale on July 5, 2007 at 8:00 PM

Note to the Clintons; Did you really think that this would not come out, sooner or later? How’s that workin out for ya?

NEMETI IN SYRACUSE on July 5, 2007 at 8:02 PM

It’s the sapphic answer to Obama girl: not as clever or as catchy

Definitely true, but at least she doesn’t look like the type of broad who’s spent a lot of time in NBA locker rooms (like the Obama girl) if you know what I’m talking about.

RightWinged on July 5, 2007 at 8:03 PM

All is lost if Hillary has already sewn up the crackpot horny lesbian schoolteacher vote.

boru on July 5, 2007 at 8:07 PM

Bethany needs to make one of these videos for Fred.

Everyone else can just quit campaigning if that happens.

World B. Free on July 5, 2007 at 7:26 PM

……………I’m sorry. I was lost in thought for a mom…what time is it?

Darksean on July 5, 2007 at 8:16 PM

One of the more telling parts was noting that she had Ovaries as a reason to vote for her. Unfortunately that is enough to hypnotize many, otherwise sane, female voters into pulling the level in her favor.

Alden Pyle on July 5, 2007 at 8:19 PM

Shouldn’t that just be “I’ve Got a Lesbian Crush on Hillary”?

ReubenJCogburn on July 5, 2007 at 8:20 PM

Islamists are planning to kill us, the axis of Evil is planning our destruction, the Mexicans (and whoever else) are invading from the South border and the Communists are trying to destroy this country from within… and this is how America discusses how to elect a leader to deal with these serious issues.

Jiminy Freaking Crickets, no wonder the world hates us. This country is a freaking joke.

Michael in MI on July 5, 2007 at 8:24 PM

Alden Pyle on July 5, 2007 at 8:19 PM

When I saw that, that made me think this was a parody of an “I’m with Hillary” video. Someone earlier mentioned that the actor/singer that did the video is actually a Hillary supporter though, so I guess it’s legit.

That’s really sad if one of the main things you can say on behalf of your candidate are “Hey! She’s got ovaries and the rest of them don’t!”

JadeNYU on July 5, 2007 at 8:25 PM

Sapphic?

You dare to use the word sapphic when its been at least 2 hours since there has been a Fred! is God post followed up by 100 comments by people who have absoulutely no idea what he has done other than last weeks National Review pre-approved podcast?

Sapphic, indeed. God day, sir.

JackStraw on July 5, 2007 at 8:26 PM

What’s this…did I stumble into Lucianne?

krakatoa on July 5, 2007 at 8:29 PM

“To: someone

I wish someone would make a video for YouTube similar to the I’m hot for Obama one, only Lesbians Hot for Hillary.

posted on 06/21/2007 12:36:20 PM PDT by (me)”

I guess someone was listening when I made my request. Should have kept the kids out of it though.

Connie on July 5, 2007 at 8:29 PM

MOTHER OF GOD…

fusionaddict on July 5, 2007 at 8:31 PM

Here’s the problem today…

I would bet there are more people in this country who make their voting decisions based on what this young girl spouts in this video without having any clue about serious things like what Robert Spencer talks about in the previous post here at Hot Air.

Michael in MI on July 5, 2007 at 8:34 PM

Puking now, thanks alot!

warpmine on July 5, 2007 at 8:37 PM

http://i7.tinypic.com/68lkfhl.jpg

Nonfactor on July 5, 2007 at 8:42 PM

Hott4Hill and Hillary is not a sexual triste I would fantasize about watching…Hott4Hill and Megan Fox…Well, that would be fun….

Tim Burton on July 5, 2007 at 8:56 PM

I made the mistake of listening to the lyrics instead of just keeping it on mute. I actually threw up a little, but I’m good now.

Ditto. Well said. Someone mentioned being bothered by the presence of kids in the video; given the amount of sexual innuendo, I would agree. It’s funny up until the kids start singing along..then it crosses the border into creepy.

Incidentally, if I ever made a video like this for any Presidential candidate, even my dream write-in candidate, David LoPan, I would want someone to set me on fire and kick me in the b*lls hard enough to tear a tendon in their leg.

austinnelly on July 5, 2007 at 8:59 PM

Out for Bush in ’08

ericire12 on July 5, 2007 at 9:04 PM

Har har.

Richly deserved.

petefrt on July 5, 2007 at 9:17 PM

Well I would of posted earlier but, stomach acid is so hard on keyboards. Anyway….it’s just a travesty. I just don’t know what else to call it.

boomer on July 5, 2007 at 9:25 PM

Har har.

Richly deserved.

petefrt on July 5, 2007 at 9:17 PM

Good grief. I thought this was a slam. But then I went to the site, and found it’s for real. Bizarro world, or what?

petefrt on July 5, 2007 at 9:25 PM

I hope it was a spoof?? D+ either way.

SouthernGent on July 5, 2007 at 7:23 PM

I’d say she’s a C actually.

madne0 on July 5, 2007 at 9:25 PM

I’d say she’s a C actually.

madne0 on July 5, 2007 at 9:25 PM

http://i7.tinypic.com/66bqzaq.jpg

Nonfactor on July 5, 2007 at 9:29 PM

That’s really sad if one of the main things you can say on behalf of your candidate are “Hey! She’s got ovaries and the rest of them don’t!”
JadeNYU on July 5, 2007 at 8:25 PM

Come on now…. Don’t sell John Edwards short.
;-)

LegendHasIt on July 5, 2007 at 9:35 PM

Two things:

1. Mary. Kay. Laternau. WTF.

2. IT BURNS LIKE THE FIRES OF HELL, OH GOD WHY WON’T IT STOP!

BKennedy on July 5, 2007 at 9:35 PM

There should be a vomit warning on this… I actually threw up in my mouth…

m1a1usmc on July 5, 2007 at 9:36 PM

I was wondering why the Glacier took her gigolo to Iowa.

Entelechy on July 5, 2007 at 9:44 PM

Lovely. As a teacher, I am disgusted that there are chidlren used in this stupid “video.” We get a bad enough name, we don’t need this trash.

Irenaeus on July 5, 2007 at 7:45 PM

As not being a teacher, I am also disgusted that there are children used in this video. I am also very surprised such a video would be on Hotair, only because of the use of children.

Wade on July 5, 2007 at 9:45 PM

The sad part is that this satire isn’t that far from reality….public school teachers with nutroot, sectarian and homsexual agendas forcing them on the poor kids who’s families don’t have the luxury of picking a school that shares their parents’ values.

Side bar: the thought of getting a *taste* of Hillary makes me want to hurl.

Alden Pyle on July 5, 2007 at 7:15 PM

100% agree. What a sick ad. Women and children hardest hit.

unseen on July 5, 2007 at 9:49 PM

Only a few seconds watched. Grade in five parts: E,W,W,W,W!!!–for putting children in this video, along with the overall subject matter.

I guess the author is playing to the indoctrinate ‘em early base.

baldilocks on July 5, 2007 at 9:59 PM

This is gold for the republicans in ’08. Just gold. I hope that O’Reilly does a segment on this. I hope this video gets as popular as the Paris Hilton jail video.

jihadwatcher on July 5, 2007 at 10:03 PM

I believe it is possible to have a lesbian crush on John Edwards as well.

BDavis on July 5, 2007 at 10:06 PM

A near miss. I’m afraid we’ve wasted a lot of modeling time here.

Mojave Mark on July 5, 2007 at 10:29 PM

Every single one of these stupid “crush” videos has been unbearably unwatchable. I’ve never been able to sit through more than 30 seconds of one. I don’t care how hot the chick is. I can find much less irritating videos of girls in bikinis if that’s what I’m in the mood for.

The Unabrewer on July 5, 2007 at 10:47 PM

I have it on very reliable authority that the biggest fights Bill and Hill ever had in Arkansas was when they were both after the same woman.

Labamigo on July 5, 2007 at 10:54 PM

It was great!! I had to watch it two times, because I laughed so hard the first time. I’m glad a live in country where I can laugh at this type of stuff, and not in some muslim hellhole.

thuja on July 5, 2007 at 10:57 PM

Canadian Infidel on July 5, 2007 at 7:17 PM

Somebody already did some brokeback fred? vid already.

csdeven on July 5, 2007 at 10:58 PM

Hillary’s Public School System:

Where Gay Teachers openly preach the homosexual lifestyle and their desire to have sex with a member of their own gender to a group of [apparently] elementary school children.

The GOP should give this as an example of ‘HillarySchool’…..

CrazyFool on July 6, 2007 at 1:22 AM

Hey, where are the comment tools?

Alden Pyle on July 6, 2007 at 7:31 AM

Mmmmmmm-kaaaay.

I’ll skip the projective vomiting and jump to my question, since I’m really confused: was that really intended to support Hillary – to make people want to vote for her? Or was it from an opponent (or a Republican) who doesn’t want her elected?

I’m being serious. Call me dense, but I’m really not sure here. Other than inducing the aforementioned projectile vomiting with the sexual references to Senator Giant-Ass-in-a-Pantsuit …. what was the intended goal of this piece?

Just to amuse (and spread nausea)? Fine. Mission accomplished.

What’s the dilly-o, peeps?

Professor Blather on July 6, 2007 at 7:58 AM

http://i7.tinypic.com/68lkfhl.jpg

Nonfactor on July 5, 2007 at 8:42 PM

I’m praying fervently that you’re talking about the model and not Billary herself.

And the model isn’t that hot, either. Although she was apparently an American Idol contestant. So she must be really smart and talented, and probably has a solid grasp of geopolitical theory.

(Please don’t make me use a /sarc tag here)

Professor Blather on July 6, 2007 at 8:03 AM

Hillary is a woman? What species?

stanfil2 on July 6, 2007 at 8:17 AM

If this goes viral and it is NOT a parody, then Hillary is finished as far as her run for the presidency goes.

If this is a parody (as Ms. Southern claims it is), then Hillary just looks stupid.

This video does NOT advance her candidacy, regardless if a parody or not.

georgej on July 6, 2007 at 8:27 AM

Girl: hot.
Concept of “tasting Hillary”: not.

angryoldfatman on July 6, 2007 at 8:50 AM

I think I’m gonna puke. This is a typical liberal move. Take someone else’s idea, change it to suit your own twisted uninformed agenda and do a mediocre job of implementing it.

imshocked on July 6, 2007 at 8:54 AM

Soon I expect to hear that this gal and several children will have committed suicide in a park somewhere.

csdeven on July 6, 2007 at 9:04 AM

Side bar: the thought of getting a *taste* of Hillary makes me want to hurl.

Alden Pyle on July 5, 2007 at 7:15 PM

You read my mind, Alden. Ugh…

revolutionismyname on July 6, 2007 at 9:19 AM

I made the mistake of listening to the lyrics instead of just keeping it on mute. I actually threw up a little, but I’m good now.

blackrepublican on July 5, 2007 at 7:10 PM

ROFL yeah the ‘taste of you’ line made my breakfast come back to haunt me

Keli on July 6, 2007 at 9:35 AM

Silly, but I will freely admit that camo bikini’s are always A OK with me. She doesn’t wear the star and stripes well though…

God Bless James Kole for his rendition to Fred, but I like the comment about a Bethany crush on Fred vid. Bethany Bethany, where art thou? :)

Schweggie on July 6, 2007 at 10:45 AM

Did she say “the soldier that marches in your PERSPERADE”?

RushBaby on July 6, 2007 at 11:13 AM

I still can’t figure out the goal of this thing … anybody clue me in?

Is it really meant to support Hillary?

Professor Blather on July 6, 2007 at 11:17 AM

On the one hand: hot!

On the other hand: gross!

On her website, it’s listed as a “parody” video, but, parody or not, using the kids makes it absolutely digusting. And if it is a parody, it’s still a reflection of the kind of indoctrination our poor kids are subjected to day after day after day.

Kensington on July 6, 2007 at 11:28 AM

Well, I think that HRC is way beyond the needs of ordinary humans because she loves and respects herself so completely that she doesn’t need Vince or Webb, (that’s good cuz they’re deceased), and she doesn’t need her girlfriends either. She’s above all that sexual stuff and her evolution has allowed her to accept Billy’s addiction to having pretty much anyone perform that kind of sex that isn’t adultery.
When she makes it back to the WH maybe she will have weekly fireside chats explaining just how she does it. I just can’t wait, can you?
Uh, thanks alot; I almost stopped breathing when i saw that pic of Janet Sterno. She certainly takes the breath away…

Christine on July 6, 2007 at 12:50 PM

Did she say “the soldier that marches in your PERSPERADE”?

First parade.

Tanya on July 7, 2007 at 8:58 AM