Glasgow cabbie tears tendon in foot from kicking jihadi — in the balls

posted at 9:15 am on July 4, 2007 by Allahpundit

That’s just Glasgow. They’ll set about ye.

“The guy in the passenger seat was wearing a white T-shirt. He got out carrying what looked like a petrol bomb and seconds later the Jeep was in flames.

“Then he kicked and punched a man to the ground before punching a policeman square in the face. That’s when I saw red. That sort of thing just isn’t on.

“I told my passenger to run for her life, then I went for the man in the T-shirt and managed to skelp him in the face. I followed it up by booting him twice…

“I’ve heard people say since that he was shouting ‘Allah!’ but I didn’t hear that. It just sounded like a lot of c**p to me.

“I ran for the guy and punched him twice in the face with pretty good right hooks.

“Then I kicked him with full force right in the balls but he didn’t go down. He just kept on babbling his rubbish.

“I couldn’t believe that he was still standing. I know I would have been floored by that kind of kick.”

As a great man once said, “You’re nae hitting the Polis mate, there’s nae chance.”

Update: Now we really know they’re amateurs. What, no video will?

Update: The great man spoke to the media today for the first time since the attack, but from the boilerplate sound of it he’s already got himself an agent. I choose to remember as he was: “I want to thank him for saving my life. He’s a hero.”

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“You’re nae hitting the Polis mate, there’s nae chance.”

What additional comment could I possibly make?

Jaibones on July 4, 2007 at 9:20 AM

God bless the Scots!

Steve LLamabutcher on July 4, 2007 at 9:20 AM

That’s the kind of guy who makes a great neighbor.

windbag on July 4, 2007 at 9:21 AM

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

400lb Gorilla on July 4, 2007 at 9:22 AM

Now THAT’S an injury I would be proud of. (both my torn tendon and his aching balls)

P. James Moriarty on July 4, 2007 at 9:26 AM

And another British Knight is born.

warriorlawyer on July 4, 2007 at 9:28 AM

4hours til http://www.ShoutingAllahIsCrap.com is up and running. lol

Static on July 4, 2007 at 9:29 AM

We need more Scots for cabbies. I doubt that the majority of cabbies in our major cities would have stepped in.

driller on July 4, 2007 at 9:30 AM

I always love a man who gets his Scots up (or Irish, whatever) when he “sees red.” Having a hot temper ain’t always a bad thing.

Bob's Kid on July 4, 2007 at 9:37 AM

They’ll set about ye.

4 simple words and a good pair of fists. How did you like your martyrdom, Dr Shishkebob?

dhimwit on July 4, 2007 at 9:37 AM

Then I kicked him with full force right in the balls but he didn’t go down.

Proof that these guys don’t have balls.

mgtanner on July 4, 2007 at 9:40 AM

don’t think the policeman I saw at the scene drew his baton during the whole thing. He should have given it to me – I’d have leathered those guys with it.”

big government in action!

Resolute on July 4, 2007 at 9:44 AM

It appears the Scots still have a couple of sheepdogs left in their lineage. They get the Highlanders and their neighbors really hot the Jihadist are going to need all the help from the “Moon God” they are enslaved to. Nothing more dangerous than an enraged Scotsman, Welshman, or Irishman (I believe Kipling had a line in a poem about watching out for his countrymen when they become really polite).

KC-135A on July 4, 2007 at 9:47 AM

I wonder what skelping is; whatever, it doesn’t sound pleasant. I love this guy.

ahem on July 4, 2007 at 9:49 AM

10 bucks this fella eats grits.

Limerick on July 4, 2007 at 9:53 AM

Good man.

LtE126 on July 4, 2007 at 9:54 AM

Skelp apparently means to strike or slap.

Attila (Pillage Idiot) on July 4, 2007 at 9:54 AM

National drink of Glasgow:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs

(Fair warning, one naughty word in there.)

Dash on July 4, 2007 at 9:56 AM

Obviously, The perps where hopped up on dope. They where all from medical backgrounds. Or maybe they where channeling there strength and nerve from their pedophile profit.

TheSitRep on July 4, 2007 at 9:57 AM

Do we really need DARPA?

sonnyspats1 on July 4, 2007 at 9:59 AM

Nothing more dangerous than an angry Scot. It looks like the only “real” men left in the UK are in Scotland.

Mooseman on July 4, 2007 at 10:07 AM

I lived in Edinburgh for a year and a half, and visited Glasgow from time to time, and I have to say that from my experience, Scots kick a lot of a$$. They don’t take a lot of crap from anyone… This guy is exemplary.

I love Scotland.

nailinmyeye on July 4, 2007 at 10:07 AM

“Then I kicked him with full force right in the balls but he didn’t go down. He just kept on babbling his rubbish.

Yea but that’s bad news, 72 virgins wise. Could be a real sore spot when you burn in hell.

Speakup on July 4, 2007 at 10:09 AM

The jihadi says, “Now I know what a free-kick from Beckham feels like–to the ball.” What a tough day in the jihadi biz. You wake up in the morning telling yourself that that night you’ll bedding down with 72 willing virgins, and instead you wake up in the hospital feeling like you’ve been mauled by 72 drunk Hokies (Virginians).

smellthecoffee on July 4, 2007 at 10:09 AM

Ya gotta love those Scots and that ancient Celtic warrior ethos. When the flaming jihadi falls in their lap, they’re not trying to figure out the root causes of their enemy’s motivation and how they can apologize for it. They take the fight to the enemy.

James Webb wrote a very good book about the Scotch influence on America: “Born Fighting: How the Scots-Irish Shaped America.” If you want to understand the character of the American military, and America itself, you must read this book because the Scotch had a major influence on them. If you have been in the US military, you will be fascinated to find how Celtic tribal traditions have been transmitted and preserved in the US military and middle America. It’s also interesting to discover how the centralized authority of the enemies of the Scots-Irish have been preserved in the Blue States and expressed in contempt for the redneck Scots-Irish descendants and their values.

Tantor on July 4, 2007 at 10:11 AM

Wasn’t there a story a couple of years ago about a ferocious battle between Scottish soldiers and jihadis in Iraq? The Scots killed every one of them but it had gotten down to hand to hand combat.

Blake on July 4, 2007 at 10:13 AM

Love those Scots!!!

jeanie on July 4, 2007 at 10:14 AM

Glasgow cabbie tears tendon in foot from kicking jihadi in the balls

Small price to pay for a lifetime of satisfaction no doubt.

IrishEi on July 4, 2007 at 10:15 AM

“I couldn’t believe that he was still standing. I know I would have been floored by that kind of kick.”

They must have drugged themselves up….

TheBigOldDog on July 4, 2007 at 10:18 AM

Jim: I need more power, Scottie!
Scottie: I’m kicken im as hard as I can!

MrFreeman07 on July 4, 2007 at 10:18 AM

Shhh. Listen… I think I hear Alistair MacLean struggling to get out of his grace and write a novel about this guy!

Where Smeaton Dares
Force Smeaton From Glasgow
Night Without End…Until Smeats Arrives
The Way To Dusty Death…via the Baggage Station At Glasgow

thejackal on July 4, 2007 at 10:25 AM

If you did that here – in the USA on her birthday – you would do more time than the jihadi. Not to mention you would have Pinko, the ACLU, Jessie Jackson, Al Sharpton et. al. clamoring for your head.

Again, I wish I dould do the “/sarc off”

On-my-soap-box on July 4, 2007 at 10:25 AM

Obviously, The perps where hopped up on dope. They where all from medical backgrounds. Or maybe they where channeling there strength and nerve from their pedophile profit.

TheSitRep on July 4, 2007 at 9:57 AM

i wondered about that too, that guy is sitting there burning alive, kicked in the balls, and he’s still goin on. Could be drugs or fanaticism or both.
I never knew that about the Scots-Irish descendants as they apply to red state vs. blue state but it makes allot of sense. I’m in Texas which is definitely a red state, and there are allot of scots-irish descendants here.
My boyfriend is of Scottish descent and I’ve got the Irish (along with a little German and Indian too).
I would love to read up more on how the Celtic tribal traditions have had their influence

Keli on July 4, 2007 at 10:26 AM

The best 4th of July headline ever!!!

A mickle man!

profitsbeard on July 4, 2007 at 10:27 AM

grace = grave

damned keyboard!

thejackal on July 4, 2007 at 10:27 AM

Nutcracker… sweet!

Way to give those Jihadis a Celtic thumpin’!

kjspeedial on July 4, 2007 at 10:35 AM

Here’s the story I was referring to back in 2004:

SCOTTISH troops fixed bayonets and fought hand to hand with a Shi’ite militia in southern Iraq in one of their fiercest clashes since the war was declared more than a year ago, it was reported last night.

Soldiers from the Argyll and Sutherland Highlanders mounted what were described as “classic infantry assaults” on firing and mortar positions held by more than 100 fighters loyal to the outlawed cleric Moqtada al-Sadr, according to military sources.

British soldiers – tough
Scottish soldiers – very tough
British sailors – not so tough, in fact, some are just plain weenies.

Blake on July 4, 2007 at 10:40 AM

I don’t know why it did that:

http://scotlandonsunday.scotsman.com/scotland.cfm?id=559592004

Blake on July 4, 2007 at 10:41 AM

Bullseye! Or, I guess I should say ballseye!

If that happened here in America (especially NYC), then that Islamo-Nazi probably would have sued that person for kicking him there. And the MSM and ACLU would probably be right there to encourage a lawsuit and kiss his balls to make the hurt go away! Ewwwww!

The False Dervish on July 4, 2007 at 10:46 AM

I hope they play the “Nutcracker Suite” every time he comes on stage for a public appearance.

Doctor Zero on July 4, 2007 at 11:05 AM

My Scottish ancestors are proud this day. Do you know why it’s called a kilt? Cus anyone who calls it a skirt gets kilt.

Hooray for Scotland!

Ignorant Mensan on July 4, 2007 at 11:53 AM

Where did Hadrian build his wall? Right next to Scotland. The Empire stopped right there. The Brits created the Black Watch as the only place Scots could be Scottish, and they were the best of the best. The Brits tried to get rid of the Scots via The Highland Clearances, and ended up fueling the massive growth of North America. The US founding fathers were of Scots-Irish descent, to boot.

A bunch of idiots in overalls and plastic bags for shoes aren’t going to succeed where the greatest empires in the world failed. I mean, come on.

Krydor on July 4, 2007 at 12:55 PM

How ’bout a nice, gentle, Glaswegian Kiss!

Frozen Tex on July 4, 2007 at 1:19 PM

Hmmmmm, he’s a doctor, fighting a cop while on fire,and a strudy Scottish kick to the groin didn’t faze him? Do you think he may have been on some really good drugs?

TunaTalon on July 4, 2007 at 1:24 PM

“I couldn’t believe that he was still standing. I know I would have been floored by that kind of kick.”

Simple explanation: Terrorists have no balls.

mojojojo on July 4, 2007 at 2:16 PM

This stuff is incredible. I’d always heard about Scots. But this is awesome. I want to see if Craig Ferguson says anything about this when he finally has some new shows. The last couple were taped last week.
But this cab driver. A ticket and they took his sneakers? This should be taken care of. Post haste

PowWow on July 4, 2007 at 2:26 PM

Allah, MAKE WITH THE SMEATON PHOTOSHOP CONTEST ALREADY! Seriously though, I think that would be fun.

By the way, I encourage everyone to bombard RedEye with emails encouraging them to bring him on as a guest (preferably for an entire show). “RedEye at Fox News .com, send me something to read and I will try to read it…”

RightWinged on July 4, 2007 at 2:44 PM

Jihadis are often drugged up, though it’s not often reported in the MSM – maybe they’re afraid of offending the sick perverted mass-murderers.

Merovign on July 4, 2007 at 3:10 PM

Glasgow cabbie tears tendon in foot from kicking jihadi in the balls

Too bad he has to depend on the socialized medical treatment of UK National Health Service.

I used to live/work in the UK, and the health care over there is scary.

Whenever my Brit co-workers scheduled dental check-ups, they had to take a week off b/c dentists in the UK are not known for their hygiene. The week off is recover from any infections they might have picked up at the dentist’s office.

Needless to say, I got my dental and medical check-ups on trips back to the States.

zb42 on July 4, 2007 at 3:17 PM

Scots aren’t so tough, we kicked their ass at New Orleans.

Still, props to this guy. I guess when you’re wreathed in flames and your skin is sloughing off, a kick in the nuts is the least of your worries.

JohnW on July 4, 2007 at 3:28 PM

The dude on the picture is as ugly as Uday and Qusay, and Zarquawi. Too bad they don’t have even more in common.

Entelechy on July 4, 2007 at 4:07 PM

Scotland! Of all places, I would never have thought of the Scots as being the ones to show the world on how to treat a terroist.

I’m thinking if that all would have happened here the “Hero” would be facing civil rights charges. grrrr

NORBZ1 on July 4, 2007 at 4:24 PM

“Then I kicked him with full force right in the balls but he didn’t go down. He just kept on babbling his rubbish.
“I couldn’t believe that he was still standing. I know I would have been floored by that kind of kick.”

I’m nor sure, but I may be onto something. Abdul [Red Mosque Abdul] is captured wearing a burqa [something that shouldn't include a pair of testicles]; so, maybe, the Savage who “didn’t go down” was a Savage-ette? Was He a She?And, don’t go on appearances, just look at members of NOW.

OhEssYouCowboys on July 4, 2007 at 5:34 PM

Scotland! Of all places, I would never have thought of the Scots as being the ones to show the world on how to treat a terroist.

NORBZ1

Hopefully, that’s an attempt at humour. Some kind of tag is needed for that, I’m thinking. It’s not like they’re the FRENCH or anything like that.

Krydor on July 4, 2007 at 5:47 PM

Then I kicked him with full force right in the balls but he didn’t go down.
Proof that these guys don’t have balls.

mgtanner on July 4, 2007 at 9:40 AM

How true, it doesn’t take balls to blow up innocent civilians, it only takes an insane, fanatical, and rabid adherence to a sick and twisted ideology! The fact these turds turn and run or hide behind women and children whenever our troops get close is proof they are nothing but COWARDS!!

Ya gotta love those Scots and that ancient Celtic warrior ethos. When the flaming jihadi falls in their lap, they’re not trying to figure out the root causes of their enemy’s motivation and how they can apologize for it. They take the fight to the enemy.

Well put Tantor, we need more of that mentality here in the US and in the overall WOT! I am so sick of the appeasement and apologist left it makes me want to hurl!! At least the fact the latest attacks in London and Scotland were conducted by middle-class to upper-middle class perps will hopefully squelch some of the insipid drivel from the left, but then again they’ll just say it’s because of Bushitlers policies!

We need to start hearing and seeing more Patton type doctrine…”we’re gonna kill those bastards by the bushel, we’re gonna wade through the enemy like Shiite through a goose!”

Dismissed!

Liberty or Death on July 4, 2007 at 6:14 PM

Scotland Forever!

wherestherum on July 4, 2007 at 6:59 PM

Keli: “I never knew that about the Scots-Irish descendants as they apply to red state vs. blue state but it makes allot of sense. I’m in Texas which is definitely a red state, and there are allot of scots-irish descendants here.”

It’s a fact, Keli, baby. The English were centralized and authoritarian in their approach and were intolerant of non-Anglicans. The Scots were decentralized and democratic and took in anyone who accepted Scottish values. The English planted themselves on the East coast of America on the good land and refused to let the Scots worship their own Presbyterian religion there. So the Scots cut a deal with the English where they established their settlements on the frontier up in the mountains, like the Appalachians, where they would form a buffer from the Indians and live as they please.

The Scots organized themselves as military communities, just like back in Scotland when they fought the English, which worked well against the Indians. The Scots recognized no authority but their own. Scots became leaders by demonstrating courage in battle to their community. Their religious leaders were locally elected, not appointed centrally.

The English coastal elites, in what are now known as the Blue States, looked down upon the Scots who rejected their religious and political authority. That English authoritarian tradition is based on medieval nobility where wisdom comes down from high up. That’s been translated down into the Democratic top-down approach for doing everything, where there is an orthodoxy which must be obeyed, set by the elite.

This Scots-Irish ethos was displayed by the Confederates from the uplands who fought because they objected to anyone telling them how to run their lives. The Celtic warrior ethos carried by the Scots-Irish was contrary to the more urban Anglican sensibilities. Naturally, the Scots-Irish joined the military in greater numbers because they held it in high esteem, though it was hard for the Southerners to join the Union Army and wear blue after the Civil War. However, they didn’t mind joining the Marines and wearing green.

After the Spanish-American War, the stigma wore off some as far as far as the army was concerned and many southern Scots-Irish joined up. When WWII came along, the Army cadre had a critical mass of Scots-Irish. The masses of draftees in WWII found that democratic warrior ethos admirable, adopted it, and spread it back through middle America when they returned from the war. The Celtic values the Scots-Irish brought to America became the values of America. That’s why real Americans see this Scottish guy as a hero while the real un-Americans say the guy shouldn’t have gotten involved or called the authorities to stop it.

That is part of the reason why there is a blue-red split between the coasts and flyover country. It’s why half of America prefers to rely on themselves and why the other half prefers the government to run our lives. That’s why half the nation wants to fight it out with the jihadis and the other half demands appeasement.

Tantor on July 4, 2007 at 7:23 PM

I have to say that reading that brought tears to my eyes. Tears of joy.

If nobody forgives the ticket, I would gladly contibute to help pay it… and buy him some new sneakers. That man is a hero.

the goddess anna on July 4, 2007 at 7:56 PM

I’ll take a Scottish dude in a kilt over a muslim dude in a burka!!

SouthernGent on July 5, 2007 at 1:10 AM

How F’d up does a country have to be to give a real man like this a ticket and confiscate his sneakers?

No wonder the Brits have problems…

Ochlan on July 5, 2007 at 9:58 AM