Berlusconi: Margaret Thatcher was one great piece of “gnocca”

posted at 9:09 pm on July 4, 2007 by Allahpundit

You’re all class, Silvy:

Margaret Thatcher was una bella gnocca, a “great piece of pussy”, Silvio Berlusconi declared this week, eulogising his ideological heroine as he lashed out at Romano Prodi’s government. The Italian media mogul has never shied away from the language of the public bar, but his choice of words to praise the former British prime minister was startling even by his standards. President François Mitterrand famously remarked of Baroness Thatcher that she had “the eyes of Caligula and the mouth of Marilyn Monroe”. Evidently Mr Berlusconi’s attention was focused elsewhere.

Gnocca, pronounced “nyokka”, is a vulgar term meaning “vulva” and is the standard word used by construction workers, white-van drivers and long-serving Italian prime ministers for any attractive woman who crosses their path. “The typology is composed of elements of the female sex with a high degree of attractiveness,” deconstructs one faintly priapic, cod-academic Italian website. “The fundamental characteristic of the gnocca is to grab from common mortals whatever she needs to satisfy her desires.” A definition that many former Tory cabinet ministers would probably go along with.

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Wow. My ears are burning.

ReubenJCogburn on July 4, 2007 at 9:13 PM

This man must walk like a penguin.

VolMagic on July 4, 2007 at 9:17 PM

As a gay dude, she’s a “gnocca” I love! If only the British had the gumballs to elect someone similar to her.

SouthernGent on July 4, 2007 at 9:19 PM

I’m afraid to learn the etymology of “gnocci” now.

Blacklake on July 4, 2007 at 9:40 PM

You know… while I am extremely impressed with Margret Thatcher’s skill, and intelligent decision making…

It’s just creepy to have a woman reminicient of my grandmother referred to in sexual terms.

[shudders]

Seriously. Can you imagine hearing from some creepy old guy about how good your grandma was in the sack?

the horror. [gouges out his own mind's eye]

Jones Zemkophill on July 4, 2007 at 9:40 PM

Really? Margaret Thatcher? Wow, never saw that

PowWow on July 4, 2007 at 9:51 PM

Can you imagine Ronald Reagan ever saying that? Man what a shocker that would have been.

sonnyspats1 on July 4, 2007 at 10:05 PM

Margaret Thatcher exploded a number of stereotypes on both the right and the left. Therefore a lot of people who should know better, on both the right and the left, have wound up saying remarkably stupid things about her.

I wish I could say that Burlusconi wins the prize for “most stupid thing said about Margaret Thatcher.” But I still remember a newspaper opinion column from the Eighties. I wish I had clipped it so I could reference it. The column was written by a feminist. The feminist argued that, since Thatcher had gone to war in the Falkland Islands and done other things disagreeable to feminism, she was therefore not really a woman. Wow — Thatcher could bear and raise several kids, but was still “not a woman” in the eyes of feminists.

I doubt the Iron Lady would dignify Burlusconi’s remarks with even a hint that she’d heard of them.

Anton on July 4, 2007 at 10:22 PM

If I recall correctly, Berlusconi has generally been the official court jester of Italy for quite a while. This isn’t the first stupid thing he’s done or said.

BKennedy on July 4, 2007 at 10:40 PM

Anton on July 4, 2007 at 10:22 PM

This one? “Is Margaret Thatcher a Woman?”

Obviously feminism hasn’t changed much since then–no matter how much a woman achieves, all that matters to feminists is whether or not she spouts the proper leftist ideology.

ReubenJCogburn on July 4, 2007 at 10:54 PM

I’m afraid to learn the etymology of “gnocci” now.

Blacklake on July 4, 2007 at 9:40 PM

Uh, yeah. I’m with you on this one, Blacklake. Might just have to skip the ol’ Italian cuisine for a little while…

major john on July 4, 2007 at 10:59 PM

The good news is that the plural of gnocca would be gnocche, not gnocchi!

Little Boomer on July 4, 2007 at 11:00 PM

What a mad bastard. Pity he didn’t beat Prodi.

aengus on July 4, 2007 at 11:15 PM

What crude, lewd cretin.

I love gnocci with a basil cream sauce, a whole garlic bread, asparagus with lemon butter, a bottle of Brunello di Montalcino, and lemon
gelato.

I dislike foul-mouthed political clowns.

Thatcher had class. This goofball has gas.

profitsbeard on July 4, 2007 at 11:22 PM

This one? “Is Margaret Thatcher a Woman?”

Obviously feminism hasn’t changed much since then–no matter how much a woman achieves, all that matters to feminists is whether or not she spouts the proper leftist ideology.

Wow, you weren’t kidding about not changing. Feminists still think if they get anywhere in life it’s because they had to work “twice” or “ten times” as hard as a man would. They still want Big Brother to take the place of husband and daddy. That really crystalizes it for me, even though I had already thought feminists were throwbacks from the 60′s.

BKennedy on July 4, 2007 at 11:31 PM

Sounds like something a conservative would say. You guys fawn and drool so relentlessly over your political idols that once in a while it comes out like this. Hence why the Republican debates so far have been hours full of inane babble checkered with “Ronald Reagan Ronald Reagan Ronald Reagan”.

Fragility on July 5, 2007 at 12:12 AM

That really crystalizes it for me, even though I had already thought feminists were throwbacks from the 60’s.

Hate to break it to you, buddy, and pop that little Fox News/talk radio conservative bubble of yours, but this is another issue where you’re losing pretty rapidly (like gay rights):

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/10/22/opinion/polls/main965224.shtml

Back in the 80′s women didn’t think much of feminism, a lot has changed.

Fragility on July 5, 2007 at 12:16 AM

Fragility is truly in its own world. In an almost charming way.

Almost.

Merovign on July 5, 2007 at 12:21 AM

again, I blame I blame ManBearPig

urbancenturion on July 5, 2007 at 1:56 AM

With apologies to Inigo Montoya…

Fragility, you keep posting “facts”, but I don’t think they mean what you think they mean.

As recently as the 1960′s, there were still states which wouldn’t allow a woman to buy land or a house, wouldn’t even let her apply for a loan or a credit card. There are many facets of life about which women are far better off than in the past generation. That doesn’t make feminism a good thing, and your linked article offers just such a distinction, but your blinders are able to tune that bit out, of course. Do you really believe, that the sort of fascistic feminism which denies Margaret Thatcher’s gender, has a positive value in the world?

Freelancer on July 5, 2007 at 3:10 AM

Although a bit on the crude side, quite honestly I think that it was meant to be a compliment to the Iron Lady. I wonder how many of us will be remembered in anything so much as flattering a light.

Few I doubt could dare to suggest that Margret Thatcher was anything less than a completely awesome individual. Most of us perhaps unlike Berlusconi have ever had the opportunity to consider the Iron Lady in terms of her sexuality.

Few would be the human beings that have ever lived that at some point in their life’s did not desire to be considered sexually attractive.

For most this is a short lived flicker across our minds, surrendered with a sigh and a heave of the chest.

A melancholy whimsy that drives our vanity on occasion, rarely satisfied, mostly resigned to acceptance that we are mediocre in that department.

Janis Ian scored a hit song in the 60′s with “At Seventeen” in which she exposed the pain most people feel when they realize that they will never be one of as Marilyn Manson put it, “The Beautiful People”.

Those of us who are the children of the Lion, those nations whose parent is the British Monarchy, America, Canada, Australia, we have inherited from our parent a Victorian sexual repression that even to this day is the cause of a very prudish attitude regarding sexuality.

It was not our civilization that produced the Karma Sutra, no our civilization produced the chastity belt. Many in Europe notably the French and the Italians seem to have cast off to a far greater degree their sexually repressive Victorian roots.

Berlusconi while expressing a respect for Mrs. Thacher most of us consider crude and vulgar has indeed cast Margret in a light which is in a disturbing manner quite flattering.

The Iron Lady not simply in terms of a powerful determined woman of principal and intellect, but as a woman of sexual desirability as well.

While we in the west prefer not to think of our leaders in terms of their sexuality, to deny them this basic aspect of their humanity is in a very real sense to deny them their humanity.

Yes indeed Margret Thatcher was a very sexy woman, would I put it in as crude of terms as Berlusconi has done…No, but neither would I ever consider denying that he is correct in his assessment, the woman was to quote Johnny Bravo…”All that and a bag of chips”…

doriangrey on July 5, 2007 at 3:21 AM

“Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!
Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!”

Coronagold on July 5, 2007 at 6:49 AM

Back in the 80’s women didn’t think much of feminism, a lot has changed.

Fragility on July 5, 2007 at 12:16 AM

Yeah, now NOW’s membership is at an abysmal low, and most women want nothing to do with thier quest to make every woman’s breadwinner uncle sam.

From your same link:

Even though many women value the achievements the women’s movement has made, most are reluctant to call themselves a feminist outright. Just a quarter of women say they consider themselves a feminist; 70 percent do not. These numbers have changed little over the years.”

It goes on to give a watered-down definition of feminism, which would be akin to asking someone if you thought you were a skinhead if the definition of skinhead were “someone who supports the protection of traditional american culture from percieved negative cultural changes.”

Its standard liberal bile. If something has a negative connotation, just change how you spin it and reframe it as something else.

For instance, a modern day feminist is not defined as “someone who believes in the social, political, and economic equality of the sexes,” it is someone who believes that women work the equivalent of 16 (or 80) hours to men’s every 8 for the same pay [twice or ten times as hard], who believes the government is preferable to a man for monetary stability, and in general only talk about equality when they can twist numbers. For instance, in family law where rulings are overwhelmingly in favor of women and essentially strip men of their right to see their children, the feminists are mute. That isn’t the kind of “equality” they want. They want animal farm type equality, where “all genders are equal, but some genders are more equal than others.”

That is why no-one wants to be a feminist unless you redefine it as something it stopped being long, long ago. I support the women’s movement: specifically the era of Susan B. Anthony and women’s suffrage. There are already equal pay laws, and compared apples to apples women make the same as men. Feminism has now moved from a truly virtuous movement to a morally bankrupt arm of socialism, just like the Civil Rights Movement has morphed from bringing true equality to blacks to becoming an excuse for race-baiters like Sharpton and Jackson.

BKennedy on July 5, 2007 at 7:11 AM

for those who may be wondering about the etymology of it all:

It’s like the french ‘moule’, unlike us anglos the latin countries prefer their euphemisms to bear a physical resemblance to the object they’re describing.

Put a piece of gnocchi (the pasta) on it’s back and have a look at the shape, the derivation then becomes pretty obvious.

Aylios on July 5, 2007 at 8:15 AM

Trust me, These are not the same people who built the roman empire. If you know what I mean, wink , wink.

TheSitRep on July 5, 2007 at 8:56 AM

WWMD?

(What Would Marcotte Do?)

Attila (Pillage Idiot) on July 5, 2007 at 9:26 AM

Fragility, get busy fighting for women’s rights the world over. Now, there w/b a cause to be proud of for you, NOW, the liberals, the U.N., countless do-gooders around the world,…

Here, take it from a woman, we have more rights than we know what to do with. Use them wisely, and still remain feminine (not slutty), and I can’t find the losing side of any issue. Yes, things can always get better in any domain, but not by griping, only by doing.

Entelechy on July 5, 2007 at 12:59 PM

Fragility, get busy fighting for women’s rights the world over. Now, there w/b a cause to be proud of for you, NOW, the liberals, the U.N., countless do-gooders around the world,…

Entelechy on July 5, 2007 at 12:59 PM

It’s funny how you don’t seem to hear anything from NOW about the constant abuse and denigration of women in Muslim culture. You’d think that an organization that allegedly stands for women’s rights would be out fighting to change that. Oh, wait–that would require that they weren’t complete hypocrites.

ReubenJCogburn on July 5, 2007 at 1:29 PM