Hamas promises to use more cartoon characters in future kids’ shows
posted at 5:40 pm on July 2, 2007 by Allahpundit
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I want to see Goofy in a suicide belt, but it’s not going to be Goofy, is it? It’s going to be Donald, of course. Hot-tempered, given to spouting incomprehensible gibberish, upper-middle-class by virtue of his Uncle Scrooge’s wealth — he’s a model jihadi.
If I’m wrong and it turns out to be Bugs, I say we invade.
Exit question: Will we also be treated to indoctrination videos of Huey, Dewey, and Louie?
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And Israel promises to use more JDAMs to take out Hamas TV stations.
Tony737 on July 2, 2007 at 5:52 PM
Can’t they invent their own cartoons?
xplodeit on July 2, 2007 at 5:57 PM
Clearly; Marvin the Martian is a jihadist:
Oh, I’m going to blow it up.
Oh dear, now I suppose I’ll have to use force.
You hav made me very angry. Very angry indeed.
Begging for mercy makes me angry.
Where’s the kaboom? There’s supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom.
Gee Wiz, that silly place irritates me so. (Clearly an israel reference).
The Earth? Oh the earth will be gone in but a few seconds.
This insignificant planetoid (israel) has been found guilty of crimes against the universe
lorien1973 on July 2, 2007 at 6:00 PM
Probably a safe bet that it won’t be Porky Pig.
sheik_rattle_n_roll on July 2, 2007 at 6:02 PM
Yosemite Sam, in more than a few episodes, was a jihadist. Even dressed in proper clothes.
http://www.wiseacre-gardens.com/buttons/animations/camel_tb.gif
lorien1973 on July 2, 2007 at 6:02 PM
That is so sweet! Martyring those cute little characters is beautiful.
TheSitRep on July 2, 2007 at 6:19 PM
They haven’t invented anything except for ways to mutilate genitalia, since Mohamed. It’s not allowed
TheSitRep on July 2, 2007 at 6:21 PM
It’s a good bet that Capt America won’t be in the running for any of those jobs.
Tennessee Dave on July 2, 2007 at 6:28 PM
Whatever cute, lil’ critters they come up with, it will be America’s fault. I get so angry that, because of America, Egghead, Jr., is forced to wear a vest, packed with C4 and nails. Damn us, damn us to hell.
OhEssYouCowboys on July 2, 2007 at 6:30 PM
“I bet you Jihadis live such interesting and short lives”
Bugs Bunny
400lb Gorilla on July 2, 2007 at 6:32 PM
Well, if it’s Bugs, here’s hoping Bugs strikes back. I’d love to see all the Looney Tunes characters take on Fatah and Hamas.
Dusty on July 2, 2007 at 6:36 PM
Dewey is a known terrorist sympathizer, and is even on the ‘no-fly’ list.
Kevin M on July 2, 2007 at 6:39 PM
lorien1973 on July 2, 2007 at 6:00 PM
Don’t forget another of Marvin’s classics -
Bugs: So, why do you want to blow up the Eoith?
Marvin: Because it disrupts my view of Venus.
Translation – Marvin the Martyr wants to blow up Israel, because it disrupts his view of Gaza.
OhEssYouCowboys on July 2, 2007 at 6:41 PM
So incredibly sad.
Where are the child advocates of the world?~!
bridgetown on July 2, 2007 at 6:47 PM
I think it will probably be Donald. Uncle Scrooge is clearly Jewish. Now, I know, McDuck & the accent, he’s supposed to be Scottish…..but only a Joooooooo would have a giant tower of money that he swam around in all day while his poor nephew was forced to live in poverty so terrible that he couldn’t even afford pants. So, Donald is the poor, downtrodden Islamic hero to Uncle Scrooge’s joooooness.
I’d be willing to bet my life savings that Betty Boop doesn’t make it onto their list of Jihad-friendly cartoon characters.
Seriously though, how hard is it for them to come up with one of their own characters. It’s pretty easy. Take an animal, anthropomorphize it and give it a silly first name thats’ alliterative with the type of animal (which will be it’s last name). Crazy Camel perhaps. He’s a tired old camel that’s always shouting about what those “crazy kids” are up to…..”Abduuuuuuuul…those crazy kids are publishing Mohammed cartoons again. That makes me soooooo angry!”…and then his head and both humps get steamy, turn red, and explode. Not hard at all, but, as with everything else past the dark ages, they have to borrow/steal from other civilizations instead of creating something in their own.
JadeNYU on July 2, 2007 at 6:48 PM
Trying to distract us with cartoons, eh, AP? But I’ve discovered the real reason you want an iPhone:
andycanuck on July 2, 2007 at 7:16 PM
Well it can’t be Ariel, no burka.
Limerick on July 2, 2007 at 7:17 PM
http://tinyurl.com/yv7wap
(And here it is, after misusing the “link” on the first try.)
andycanuck on July 2, 2007 at 7:17 PM
I think that the major problem is … what cute, lil’ animals can be used, that can also be linked to Abdul, Achmed, Mustapha, or Muhammad, et al? We have to think this through. Achmed the Ant is too trivial; and we can’t have a trivial martyr. Mustapha the Monkey? … no way in hell. Ya see? It’s all about the first names and, if you’re a Savage in need of cute, lil’ animals for martyr cartoons, ain’t that a bitch?
OhEssYouCowboys on July 2, 2007 at 7:25 PM
As hapless as the latest Jihadi attackers seem to be, my money is on Elmer al-Fudd or the Coyote.
kjspeedial on July 2, 2007 at 7:37 PM
Are there any other cultures/religions that screw with their kids heads the way these people do?
Blake on July 2, 2007 at 7:40 PM
True…..what about:
Mustapha the Mammoth
or
Achmed the Alligator
Perhaps the first won’t work because of the whole ‘extinction angle’…..and I’m not sure that Alligators are halal…..can’t have a haram cartoon star for the kiddies.
JadeNYU on July 2, 2007 at 7:49 PM
Why would Wili E. Coyote “Super Genius” get mixed up with these lunatics? Then again he blows himself enough to give the average suicide bomber wet dreams (ACME products must be made in China). With him showing these yahoos what to do in their training videos these guys might have more training accidents testing their suicide vests a real win-win.
KC-135A on July 2, 2007 at 7:50 PM
Maybe they can dig up Captain America now that Marvel’s done with him, and claim he had a remorseful re-awakening and conversion.
Spurius Ligustinus on July 2, 2007 at 7:56 PM
The chipmunks would make a good episode…with those voices.
nailinmyeye on July 2, 2007 at 8:19 PM
I know I am dating myself. But we can probably count out Crusader Rabbit. I guess if they ever stop having jews kill cartoon characters he might be in line.
400lb Gorilla on July 2, 2007 at 8:22 PM
Crusader Rabbit
400lb Gorilla on July 2, 2007 at 8:23 PM
True…..what about:
Mustapha the Mammoth
or
Achmed the Alligator
or Ali Gator – that was too easy
400lb Gorilla on July 2, 2007 at 8:25 PM
The Tasmanian Devil acts like most imams, jihadis and ayatollahs.
Blithering, spinning and destroying.
They can rename him the Palestinian Djinn.
And whirl like dervishes to their [lack of] heart’s content.
profitsbeard on July 2, 2007 at 8:27 PM
I’ve had people try and compare this stuff with old WWII Bugs Bunny cartoons. I found one on youtube, Bugs is harder on Elmer Fudd than he is on the Japanese.
Dash on July 2, 2007 at 8:51 PM
If they dare to bastardize Bugs…America’s greatest treasure, we are left with only one option……POPEYE UNLEASHED!!!!! Popeye never read the Geneva Conventions.
Dirthead on July 2, 2007 at 9:19 PM
Dash is right that there’s no comparison with the Bugs-in-WWII cartoons.
In any event, the point isn’t that we had cartoon characters fighting our enemies. The point is that we knew we had enemies.
Attila (Pillage Idiot) on July 2, 2007 at 9:23 PM
Why don,t we send in MIGHTY MOUSE,
and be done in one strike.
canopfor on July 2, 2007 at 9:49 PM
The following is a quote from a reformed terrorist:
“When I was still a member of what is probably best termed the British Jihadi Network – a series of British Muslim terrorist groups linked by a single ideology – I remember how we used to laugh in celebration whenever people on TV proclaimed that the sole cause for Islamic acts of terror like 9/11, the Madrid bombings and 7/7 was Western foreign policy.
By blaming the Government for our actions, those who pushed this “Blair’s bombs” line did our propaganda work for us. ”
I found that little jewel on Drudge
TheSitRep on July 2, 2007 at 9:50 PM
Eagle Sam?
amerpundit on July 2, 2007 at 10:00 PM
Ren and Stimpy enjoy the game!
Heckle and Jeckle
Kini on July 2, 2007 at 10:20 PM
Oh, for the days when warner bros. had bugs bunny on the warpath against Hitler. We could do with a little cartoon nose-tweaking propaganda of our own.
And elmer fudd would be the jihadist.
TexasDan on July 2, 2007 at 10:23 PM
And elmer fudd would be the jihadist.
TexasDan on July 2, 2007 at 10:23 PM
Be vewy vewy quiet. I’m huntin infidews.
PowWow on July 2, 2007 at 10:58 PM
Whataya bet if Hot Air issued a challenge there’d be plenty of readers who could figure out how to make people laugh at the jihadis? Maybe a muslim coyote and a Jewish Roadrunner? Tom and Jerry as little jews outsmarting a muslim cat? Who’ll be first?
bdfaith on July 2, 2007 at 11:18 PM
For starters, how about adding different audio to part of the toon at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNS8vR6Hl7k?
bdfaith on July 2, 2007 at 11:30 PM
Nope. They can’t invent anything. They are too busy hating Jews and Christians. To quote Michael Medved, ‘they couldn’t build a bicycle’. Look at the difference in output for the ‘Palestinians’ versus the Israelis. Israel produces every kind of high tech product, medical devices, computer hardware and software, and they have received every kind of award for their inventiveness and ingenuity. Name one ‘Palestinian’ who has invented anything that improved somebody’s life. I betcha you can’t. If it can’t be strapped on and exploded, they haven’t even thought of it.
Abu Daboo Doo on July 3, 2007 at 12:18 AM
Abu Daboo Doo-
On the contrary, they’re devilishly creative.
The “Palestinians” alone invented the 60 year whine.
profitsbeard on July 3, 2007 at 12:24 AM
If we’re talking about cartoon characters to briefly endure then be beaten up on television during the season finale, might I suggest Captain Planet? You could hit him with a bag of ice: Look out Captain Planet, it’s global cooling!
austinnelly on July 3, 2007 at 12:36 AM
Jihadist’s strike me more as the Wile E Coyote types. Love the bombs, but typically fail in their mission.
thedecider on July 3, 2007 at 1:00 AM
That’s exactly what’s needed, we have to start a nightly broadcast montage pointing out how absurd, ridiculous, opressive, dangerous, and maniacal these Islamo fascists are in the most degrading manner possible irregardless of the cries and howls from the left!
Compiling a montage won’t be difficult considering all the fodder these animals provide us on a daily basis, and the more we marginalize and show the world what sick and twisted people these Islamo fascist are the better!
Liberty or Death on July 3, 2007 at 1:15 AM
Islamic Rage Duck.
James on July 3, 2007 at 7:41 AM
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