Comments on: Handwriting expert: Paris shows “diminished capacity of comprehension”

By: Jaibones

Jaibones — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 00:11:29 +0000

Fair question. And note that she apparently has no gag reflex. Is this natural, or just lots of training?

By: Stuck On Stupid

Stuck On Stupid — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 23:39:38 +0000

Larry King Stumps Paris Hilton: Asks Her Favorite Bible Passage…

Two intellectual giants come together for the most inspiring interview in television history.

Suggested Bible Verses for Paris:
JOB 8:9 – For we were born only yesterday and know nothing, and our days on
earth are but a shadow.
PRO 8:5 -…

By: naliaka

naliaka — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 21:45:24 +0000

How about the hair expert? Is Paris a natural blonde or a bleached brunette?
Is it fair that the blondes get all the scorn that should be towards the dumb brunettes?

By: Dr. Charles G. Waugh

Dr. Charles G. Waugh — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 16:20:20 +0000

Handwriting expert: Paris shows “diminished capacity of comprehension”

How on earth could you tell?

By: Christine

Christine — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 16:05:48 +0000

I was roflmao-ing before I saw the video. It was the “diminished capacity of comprehension” sound bite that got me. I think I may need a padded room and a barf bucket.

By: KC-135A

KC-135A — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 13:03:54 +0000

Subsisting on nothing but booze and drugs will take a toll.

By: thedecider

thedecider — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 05:31:47 +0000

And in other news, Paris is a slut who (thanks to her esteemed parents and upbringing) seems to have no moral compass. Who knew?

By: George

George — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 05:00:07 +0000

Paris would be a great press secretary for Harry Reid.

By: Guardian

Guardian — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 04:48:02 +0000

Her handwriting is way better than mine. What does that say about me? Besides, her “art” is way more telling.

Says Romberger: [Paris] linework demands a new genre. Poignant and unintentionally surreal, heavily-laden with encoded symbology. He calls her work, “post-modernist-ish insider/outsider Art.”

In other words, Crap.

By: Jaibones

Jaibones — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 04:12:07 +0000

I refuse to read these comments, duh, but has anyone else yet noted that this skank is not good looking. I went to my sister-in-law’s surprise 50th birthday party tonight, and there were five better looking women, just off the top of my head…

By: Darnell Clayton

Darnell Clayton — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 04:11:12 +0000

I need to take a breather or just log of this… you people piss me off. AND yes I’m a conservative but your being malicious and cruel… let it go. Go find someone else to pick on. She’s someones girl and she might even be the Lord’s girl for all you know.

I’m done with this.

matthew

amend2 on June 30, 2007 at 7:12 PM

I agree. It’s time to discuss real issues, as I come to hotair for some thoughtful (yet humorous) analysis of what’s happening in “the red zone,” not Entertainment tonight.

By: Glynn

Glynn — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 03:07:19 +0000

I thought a quarter of Great Britain almost going up in a huge fireball woulda taken her off the front page, but guess I’m wrong ;)

gmoonster on June 30, 2007 at 10:38 PM

One would think.

By: Glynn

Glynn — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 03:05:27 +0000

I’d still hit it. Wouldn’t you?

Wait. Maybe not.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/03/09/paris_hilton_probably_has_herp.html

“I wanted him to be aware of it–that she had herpes. To make sure he didn’t catch anything. He informed me that he was [aware],” Quintana said.
lorien1973 on June 30, 2007 at 8:41 PM

Why not, half the men on earth have. There’s video to prove it. Lord love a duck. This is definitely exasperation speaking (on my part).

By: gmoonster

gmoonster — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 02:38:36 +0000

I thought a quarter of Great Britain almost going up in a huge fireball woulda taken her off the front page, but guess I’m wrong ;)

By: desertdweller

desertdweller — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 02:28:13 +0000

Time for pushback. I don’t get this whole Paris Hilton thing.

Can I request a feature to filter topics I don’t want to see?

By: E. M.

E. M. — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 02:22:37 +0000

I don’t get it. Her writing looks almost exactly like mine, and I’ve managed two masters (almost) and a doctoral degree.

By: Buzzy

Buzzy — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 02:18:21 +0000

“Rarely do we see an independent adult write with such diminished capacity of comprehension,”

Apparently they haven’t read the McCain Kennedy Comprehensive Immigration Reform Bill.

By: PowWow

PowWow — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 02:16:38 +0000

Paris who?

By: Stephen M

Stephen M — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 02:01:21 +0000

Who said this:
“Mom, Mom, Mom…. It’s not right.”

a) Paris Hilton to her Mom – when being re-jailed for a misdemeanor.

b) AP to MM – when MM told him to buy his own darned iPhone.

By: StuLongIsland

StuLongIsland — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 01:45:00 +0000

Oh Geez, now the rich chick is handicapped? Does she need special parking too ? Where does the disabilities act kick in?

By: Stephen M

Stephen M — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 01:41:34 +0000

At this point one must begin to wonder if there's such a thing as a 26 years-of-age, non-virginal, blonde millionaire that AP does not despise.

By: Mojack420

Mojack420 — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 01:40:59 +0000

diminished capacity of comprehension
I am shocked and appalled at this news.

Larry King you forgot to ask her if she learned how to cook with hot water and a plastic bag.

By: Liberty or Death

Liberty or Death — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 01:19:36 +0000

ooops, double post, thought my previous one didn’t go through…sorry!

By: Liberty or Death

Liberty or Death — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 01:18:49 +0000

p.s.: Admit it — you’re pissed off that Paris got a free iPhone. lol

Blake on June 30, 2007 at 7:06 PM

Yep, just another reason to hate that spoiled rich skank biatch…into the mud scum queen!

By: Liberty or Death

Liberty or Death — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 01:14:16 +0000

p.s.: Admit it — you’re pissed off that Paris got a free iPhone. lol

Blake on June 30, 2007 at 7:06 PM

Yep, just another reason to hate that spoiled little rich-bitch tart! Into the mud scum-queen!