Video: Larry stumps America’s sweetheart with a Bible question

posted at 4:36 pm on June 29, 2007 by Allahpundit

And to think, I doubted the sincerity of her jailhouse conversion. Admit it, though: if she’d come back at him with the verse about the camel and the eye of the needle, you’d have loved her for it. Just for the sheer balls it would have taken.

A fine, fine lookin’ woman, though.

Might it be Paris’s deep, abiding interest in scientific pursuits that have led her to this godless end? Survey says: nope!

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Thou shalt not expose your stuff in public.

TheSitRep on June 29, 2007 at 4:38 PM

Thou shalt not bogart my stash

Number 2 on June 29, 2007 at 4:39 PM

Thou shalt not be a public nuisance and absolute bore!

CrimsonFisted on June 29, 2007 at 4:40 PM

That was funny Number2

TheSitRep on June 29, 2007 at 4:41 PM

Tomorrow night, Colin Powell!

After that, a special show with Joe Francis and Pope Benedict XVI.

see-dubya on June 29, 2007 at 4:42 PM

She should have picked anything having to do with Mary Magdalen.

Alex K on June 29, 2007 at 4:46 PM

I’d wager her favorite was the Wedding at Cana. She tried to do the same thing with sugar and prison issue fruit in her toilet…

Bad Candy on June 29, 2007 at 4:46 PM

When Larry repeatedly misspoke of Paris’ ADD by calling it ADT Paris graciously sounded it out for him by saying all the words. Larry caught his error but not the meaning. Then Larry blustered forward requesting that an ADD sufferer quote scripture.
Then Anderson Cooper gave us an hour’s worth of, “I don’t get it. Why do people like her? Don’t they get that she’s stupid?”
Yeah, she’s not bright. Let’s ridicule her.

Stephen M on June 29, 2007 at 4:46 PM

Do you think she knows what “mass” is?

nailinmyeye on June 29, 2007 at 4:47 PM

Well Larry, I think it’d have to be “Every rose has it’s thorn, just like every night has it’s dawn. Just like… every cowboy, sings a sad, sad song.”

Dash on June 29, 2007 at 4:50 PM

Do you think she knows what “mass” is?

nailinmyeye on June 29, 2007 at 4:47 PM

Paris: “Like, yeah, that’s what the maid says when I pay her, or something.”

Bad Candy on June 29, 2007 at 4:51 PM

Oh, I’m going to hell…

Bad Candy on June 29, 2007 at 4:51 PM

Do you think she knows what “mass” is?

Nah. I doubt she paid much attention in physics.

Harpazo on June 29, 2007 at 4:53 PM

Yup.

natesnake on June 29, 2007 at 4:53 PM

A fine, fine lookin’ woman, though.

…with a scorching case of herpes.

natesnake on June 29, 2007 at 4:54 PM

There’s nothing new under the sun here, people. Move along now.

MrC_5150 on June 29, 2007 at 4:55 PM

A new Paris Hilton? I’d settle for a new Larry King.

Attila (Pillage Idiot) on June 29, 2007 at 4:55 PM

Maybe Matt 6:28 would have been apropos…

And why are ye anxious concerning raiment? Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow; they toil not, neither do they spin, yet I say unto you, that even Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these.

max1 on June 29, 2007 at 4:56 PM

Do you think she knows what “mass” is?

nailinmyeye on June 29, 2007 at 4:47 PM

Nah. I don’t think she paid much attention in science class.

Harpazo on June 29, 2007 at 4:56 PM

I’d wager her favorite was the Wedding at Cana. She tried to do the same thing with sugar and prison issue fruit in her toilet…

You owe me a new monitor, Bad Candy. This one has soda all over it now.

corbettw on June 29, 2007 at 4:57 PM

Aw, look, give her a break. I don’t doubt for a minute that she hit the Bible on the inside. Who amongst us wouldn’t, other than the most pointed of atheists?

But to modern ears, and certainly to vapid modern ears, common versions of the Bible are going to seem awkward, clumsy and, arguably, even impenetrable. My King James gives me a headache, and I’m mildly intelligent.

Maybe some of it soaked into her through osmosis, even if she can’t quote any of it. Hell, I can’t even quote Genesis, and that’s the first chapter!

Kensington on June 29, 2007 at 4:58 PM

nailinmyeye on June 29, 2007 at 4:47 PM

That’s what I was wondering. I’m pretty sure she didn’t become Catholic in three weeks in jail.

Jaibones on June 29, 2007 at 5:00 PM

Thou shalt not make others no longer desire roast beef sandwiches.

wecoyote6969 on June 29, 2007 at 5:00 PM

Are you going to Mass?
Nothing like a glass of Alter Wine while you dine on the host.

Change my jail water into wine.

I think she has developed Mary Magdalen syndrome.

A fine, fine lookin’ woman, though.

She’s still better than you, ya know.

Entrance question: Do you think an iPhone would impress her?

Kini on June 29, 2007 at 5:01 PM

She is completely unattractive in my eyes, do not understand why people think she is “hot”. Too thin, bad eye shape, wrong hair color, bad face build, etc. And dumber than just about anyone on the planet. Oh well. Guess I am just one of the lucky ones.

Voidseeker on June 29, 2007 at 5:01 PM

Do you think she knows what “mass” is?

nailinmyeye on June 29, 2007 at 4:47 PM

Yes, she knows it is sex with more than one person.

Wade on June 29, 2007 at 5:04 PM

Methinks Larry could have stumped Ms. Hilton if he asked to quote anything, from any book, ever.

tmitsss on June 29, 2007 at 5:07 PM

Try the New Testament that is where we are today. Anyway, what a joke and no AP she is not that fine looking. You need to get you a steady, so that you can see the diff. between fine and not so fine.

mjkazee on June 29, 2007 at 5:07 PM

Thou shalt not make others no longer desire roast beef sandwiches.

wecoyote6969 on June 29, 2007 at 5:00 PM

dude, that is nasty

urbancenturion on June 29, 2007 at 5:07 PM

The light has been brought out of the prison, and it’s still a half-watt bulb.

…but goddamn 90% of us guys would hit that.

MadisonConservative on June 29, 2007 at 5:08 PM

Thou shalt not make others no longer desire roast beef sandwiches.

wecoyote6969 on June 29, 2007 at 5:00 PM

dude, that is funny

Professor Blather on June 29, 2007 at 5:08 PM

All Paris knows is that in jail, bible pages are thin and make great rolling papers.

You know…It’s hard to read the words when the pages are twisted into little tubes.

Book of Narcotics, chapter one, verse one: Thou shalt puff no more than twice, and then thou shalt pass it. Thou shalt not puff once, unless you then proceedeth to two.

Five is right out.

Holy Smokes people! She was in jail for what, 15 minutes? Naturally her credentials as America’s top theologian should be questioned.

Holy Smokes. Yup. See ‘ya there, Bad Candy.

JunkCoast on June 29, 2007 at 5:09 PM

In all fairness I do hope that this experience has turned her act around. After all if we are going to talk about scripture or acting as the Bible tells us, then we must be willing to forgive.
So Paris, consider yourself forgiven this once. We all deserve a second chance. Just don’t expect a third or fourth or 69th. Oh no I didn’t go there did I?

wecoyote6969 on June 29, 2007 at 5:09 PM

A fine, fine lookin’ woman, though.

I thought she looked her best on her way out of jail, with the toned-down make-up. She should stick with that. She goes the way of the clown far too often.

marykatharine on June 29, 2007 at 5:12 PM

Yeah, she’s not bright. Let’s ridicule her.

Stephen M on June 29, 2007 at 4:46 PM

Oh, I think we’d have to wander through about 150 other wonderful reasons to mock her before we got down to her not-so-brightness.

Professor Blather on June 29, 2007 at 5:12 PM

Try the New Testament that is where we are today. Anyway, what a joke and no AP she is not that fine looking. You need to get you a steady, so that you can see the diff. between fine and not so fine.

Yeah, that’s my strange fetish for thin, tan, young blonde women kicking in. I’ll have to see someone about that.

Allahpundit on June 29, 2007 at 5:13 PM

but goddamn 90% of us guys would hit that.

MadisonConservative on June 29, 2007 at 5:08 PM

If by “hit that” you mean swat her on the backside and tell her to go get an education and a job … I’m with you.

If you had something else in mind, well … put me in the other 10%. I have standards.

Unless she buys me dinner first. But it has to be a nice place.

Professor Blather on June 29, 2007 at 5:14 PM

Yeah, that’s my strange fetish for thin, tan, young blonde women kicking in. I’ll have to see someone about that.

Can I suggest Rosie?

Kensington on June 29, 2007 at 5:16 PM

Good Lord, could we drop this topic, please, and never, ever mention Paris Hilton again as long as we live?

morganfrost on June 29, 2007 at 5:16 PM

Yes!!! She deserves a good spanking!
(A spanking!!! A spanking!!!)
And after you are done with her you will spank me. In fact we all deserve a good and proper spanking.
And after that we get to the oral…

Dear god somebody stop me!!!

wecoyote6969 on June 29, 2007 at 5:18 PM

SO the link about scientist. Well surprise most of them make up their mind due to their home experience. HA! Continually no thought of their own, only that mommy put me on a cold toilet seat and it ruined me for life.

mjkazee on June 29, 2007 at 5:19 PM

marykatharine on June 29, 2007 at 5:12 PM

Speaking of women who are actually attractive …

Professor Blather on June 29, 2007 at 5:20 PM

I thought she looked her best on her way out of jail, with the toned-down make-up. She should stick with that. She goes the way of the clown far too often

.

I thought the exact same thing. I can’t stand her normal “I’m so sexy-hot-goddess like” sneer you always see on her. But walking out of the clink, she actually looked pretty cute.

Just don’t expect a third or fourth or 69th. Oh no I didn’t go there did I?

wecoyote6969 on June 29, 2007 at 5:09 PM

Too funny coyote!

bernzright777 on June 29, 2007 at 5:28 PM

She is, young, blond, thin,Multi millionaire, dumb, muti miliionair, too much make up,porn star(Home movie style)Multi millionaire, Airess. I think the dumb part would be the legacy though. But then, I’m married…. with children…. her age………….

Guest1.1 on June 29, 2007 at 5:31 PM

To all the people who post here saying things like “let’s move on” or “no more Paris posts”, Guess what? You don’t have to read the post! There is plenty else to read and post comments on. We get it, your above this, so please stop reminding us how superior you are.

bmac on June 29, 2007 at 5:33 PM

Who the fug cares what Paris is doing next? Why do we waste so much time on complete tools like her? There’s lots of dumb rich girls like her, give it a rest. Damn.

Seixon on June 29, 2007 at 5:36 PM

I want a “Paris Hilton” urinal cake.

No, I want a whole box of them

G-man on June 29, 2007 at 5:38 PM

For someone who cannot act, cannot sing, has never had a stable job in her entire life and has no known viable talent at all; other than her natural born female talents (demonstrated on her ‘leaked’ homemade porno’s… *so I hear!*), and her learned ability to imbibe all manner of chemical concoctions, herbs, and alcohol; she sure gets a-lot of face time in the camera lenses. She’s the court jester. Maybe if her parents hadn’t solely and exclusively pampered her, while completely ignoring her at the same time, while she was growing up, she may have been a different person altogether.

You know, maybe, just maybe, she got something out of her jail experience (other than something contagious) and she will turn over a new leaf. Maybe she’ll give up the antics and attention whoring of a bored heiress brat. After all, it would probably be something new for her that she hasn’t done yet, which is what she craves in her never-ending millionairess boredom.

/nahhhhhhhh

SilverStar830 on June 29, 2007 at 5:39 PM

To all the people who post here saying things like “let’s move on” or “no more Paris posts”, Guess what? You don’t have to read the post! There is plenty else to read and post comments on. We get it, your above this, so please stop reminding us how superior you are.

bmac on June 29, 2007 at 5:33 PM

Followed by:

Who the fug cares what Paris is doing next? Why do we waste so much time on complete tools like her? There’s lots of dumb rich girls like her, give it a rest. Damn.

Seixon on June 29, 2007 at 5:36 PM

That’s funny. Serendipitous even.

I question the timing.

Professor Blather on June 29, 2007 at 5:40 PM

Hey AP, do they have to be tan?

It might not be a tan, after all. That might be her natural pigmentation.

We currently have no evidince of a single tan line.

Ok! I’m off to go peruse the body of evidence that attests to that fact. Alone. With the mute button on.

JunkCoast on June 29, 2007 at 5:42 PM

Listening to Larry King conduct an interview is like listening to Chris Matthews moderating a Presidential debate.

Dave Shay on June 29, 2007 at 5:43 PM

She is completely unattractive in my eyes, do not understand why people think she is “hot”. Too thin, bad eye shape, wrong hair color, bad face build, etc.

Look at her shoulders sometime. They are like way too wide for her body. It’s like she has a big hanger under her skin. Creeps me out.

Bad Penny on June 29, 2007 at 5:47 PM

Thou shalt not bogart my stash

Number 2 on June 29, 2007 at 4:39 PM

Ok #2, you owe me a new keyboard and some monitor cleaning wipes. That was really more funny than it should have been.

I’m sure everybody’s seen them by now, but just in case videos of Paris doing drugs.

mojojojo on June 29, 2007 at 5:48 PM

Bernie was fuunnnny the other night talking about the interview.

Best line (well, he had about a dozen) was they should not call it “Larry King Live” who knew he was alive?

The one of the three most obvious questions, one being…”you are associated with a hotel chain, which one is that.”

Ok, you had to have seen it, Bernie is great.

right2bright on June 29, 2007 at 5:53 PM

Unless she buys me dinner first. But it has to be a nice place.

Professor Blather on June 29, 2007 at 5:14 PM

Yea, if she springs for dessert you kinda have to put out.

BadgerHawk on June 29, 2007 at 5:53 PM

The only thing she learned in jail was how much people really hate her, which I don’t think she had any idea about. I think she thought everybody loved her. Hence the image makeover: subdued makeup,contrite attitude,etc. I will say she looks way hotter this way. Her PR people obviously gave her a good talkin to.

bmac on June 29, 2007 at 5:56 PM

I don’t know. She looked…different, somehow. Maybe it was the understated makeup, maybe it was the lack of drugs/booze in her system.

I know you all are just having fun, but I really do hope that the Lord has called her. He’s called people who have done worse things.

BTW, does anyone know how Christopher Hitchens is reacting to the “poor child’s” alleged and newly-found piety? ;-)

baldilocks on June 29, 2007 at 5:58 PM

And, yeah, I’m cutting some slack, now. She’s paid her earthly dues.

baldilocks on June 29, 2007 at 6:05 PM

…but goddamn 90% of us guys would hit that.

I’m in the other 10%. She has a kinda odd look to me.

gmoonster on June 29, 2007 at 6:07 PM

Hey guys, let up. She went to jail 3 weeks, not seminary.

While I hate the media she get’s, I for one who like to see her truly turn her life around. I did work in a correctional facility for years and even though some would hide behind their religion, there were also some who took it seriously. Is her faith real? Is yours? Time will tell.

Therefore bear fruits worthy of repentance
Luke 3:8

OrthodoxRobert on June 29, 2007 at 6:08 PM

I’m sorry. As soon as she uttered “I’ve definitely matured”, the long-repressed Tourette’s syndrome in me swiftly emerged and caused my vocals cords to emit, in full throat, “BULLSH*T!” Or something along those lines, likely not re-printable here.

Can I now sue Paris to recover my costs for negating all those years of professional therapy?

Exit question: Where can I place a bet on how long it will be before the next Paris faux pas hits the headline stories of the news anchors and front pages of the dead-tree media?

notta_dhimmi on June 29, 2007 at 6:14 PM

It’d be more intriguing if Miss Hilton had turned ol’ Larry King down, citing a new direction in her life (less media – a LOT less) but guess she still thinks she needs the malicious flattery.
That was an interesting link, Baldilocks. Hitchens points it out – all Hilton has around her are syncophants and hangers-on who fawn all over her, then snicker and howl and jockey to get the most unflattering photo possible to make fun of her. Men without honor film themselves with her to leer into the camera to show everyone that they, “Look at me: got the rich **tch and you didn’t.”
Hilton has made a mess of her life – all that money and no direction or inner dignity – her parents gave her all the material things, but she’s empty inside. She’s pathetic enough on her own – no role model in any way – but the behavior of the people around her is just plain sickening.

naliaka on June 29, 2007 at 6:20 PM

So basically we learned she’s 26 years old. My sister has a toddler that can tell you his age too.

thedecider on June 29, 2007 at 6:31 PM

Paris Hilton doesn’t appeal to me. I have a strong aversion to anorexic, mindless, foul-mouthed (in both words and diseases) whores.

Now, give me a nice 4’10-5’2 Brunette ca. 100-110 lbs (you know, in the realm of the physically possible) and we’re in business.

The only thing I’d “tap” Paris Hilton with is a 40-foot long cattle prod.

BKennedy on June 29, 2007 at 6:35 PM

She didn’t actually READ the Bible……….

The jail had a Bible coloring book and crayons and she got to color different Biblical scenes.

Sources tell me that her fav line from the coloring book was, “Jesus pets the donkey”….

Talon on June 29, 2007 at 6:36 PM

Men!

Glynn on June 29, 2007 at 6:38 PM

Glynn on June 29, 2007 at 6:38 PM

Pfft. You know you love us. Don’t deny it.

BKennedy on June 29, 2007 at 6:43 PM

Judging by her eyes, if she’d been born in Sparta she’d have been thrown off the cliff.

fusionaddict on June 29, 2007 at 6:47 PM

WOW Cool. Someone who knows less about the bible than me.

400lb Gorilla on June 29, 2007 at 6:52 PM

I thought she looked her best on her way out of jail, ..”
marykatharine on June 29, 2007 at 5:12 PM

Agreed, and a true look of happiness, not that waxy camera face she exhibits.

I do hope she does well now tho. She has a chance, today.
The media made her, now they take shots at her. It’s what they do.
As for her life… We can’t really relate, can we? No one here is their own boss & solely their own product… with the name Hilton- recognized almost anywhere in the world?
She did it well for a kid that didn’t have to work. People bought it. Weird world.
Yet she’s probably lucky that life style hasn’t killed her, but it still could.
Give it 6 months, we’ll know if she’s ‘grown-up’ yet .

shooter on June 29, 2007 at 6:52 PM

She did look better on her way out. I hope she gets better. As fun as it is to goof on her, I hope things get better for her.

Bad Candy on June 29, 2007 at 6:56 PM

Aw come on, that HOT!

Kini on June 29, 2007 at 7:00 PM

Maybe she is smart she is just not good at tests?

Drtuddle on June 29, 2007 at 7:18 PM

Well at least Paris wasn’t the dumbest one on the show…

sabbott on June 29, 2007 at 7:42 PM

Being the smartest person on Larry King Live is about as impressive as being the least inbred at a hillbilly reunion.

wecoyote6969 on June 29, 2007 at 7:43 PM

Unless she buys me dinner first. But it has to be a nice place.

Professor Blather on June 29, 2007 at 5:14 PM

Yea, if she springs for dessert you kinda have to put out.

I’d require all than and a few excellent Cubans, several very expensive bottles of after dinner wine (to go) I’ll sell it later, a condo overlooking Central Park in NY City, Free stays in any Presidential Suite at any Hilton Hotel worldwide anytime I show-up period…whoever is checked-in get’s kicked out for me…then maybe I’d “do” Paris Hilton…MAYBE!

sabbott on June 29, 2007 at 7:47 PM

She goes the way of the clown far too often.

marykatharine on June 29, 2007 at 5:12 PM

Ha Ha Is that good girl code speak? Mabey its just a snap observation.

sonnyspats1 on June 29, 2007 at 7:51 PM

Methinks Larry could have stumped Ms. Hilton if he asked to quote anything, from any book, ever.

tmitsss on June 29, 2007 at 5:07 PM

LMAO!

sonnyspats1 on June 29, 2007 at 7:54 PM

A fine, fine lookin’ woman, though.

Ugh, please.

aengus on June 29, 2007 at 8:14 PM

A fine lookin’ woman?

Are you talking about Paris?

Ummmm, no.

Bob's Kid on June 29, 2007 at 8:28 PM

I had family responsibilities I had to take care of yesterday morning, but I found time to run into a local deli that I knew had a TV to see what was going on with the vote. I knew they usually ran CNN Headlines, but I figured it would have some updates. To my disgust they were replaying the Larry King interview of Paris Hilton. The headlines ticker was running the weather! I had to call my husband on my cell phone to find out what was going on.

INC on June 29, 2007 at 9:21 PM

It’s lucky for most of us that we’re not judged by our actions when we were in our early 20′s. Paris has the bad fortune to mature in the public’s eye.

Mojave Mark on June 29, 2007 at 10:39 PM

A fine lookin’ woman?

Are you talking about Paris?

Ummmm, no.

Bob’s Kid on June 29, 2007 at 8:28 PM

A fine, fine lookin’ woman, though.
Ugh, please.

aengus on June 29, 2007 at 8:14 PM

So shines a light in a dim world.

Glynn on June 29, 2007 at 10:44 PM

A fine, fine lookin’ woman, though.

Make-up is like money and lies. Liberally applied it covers a multitude of sins and flaws.

eclark1849 on June 29, 2007 at 10:50 PM

I think people are way too hard on her. And yes, she is an attractive woman.

Blake on June 29, 2007 at 11:07 PM

I think people are way too hard on her. And yes, she is an attractive woman.

Blake on June 29, 2007 at 11:07 PM

I agree Blake. I know it’s fun to poke fun at someone who has been in the press so much but I think we should take her at her word. That doesn’t mean I expect her to join a convent either. Most people do a lot of growing up between 20 and 30 especially when you are suddenly held accountable for your actions.

imshocked on June 29, 2007 at 11:54 PM

Unfortunately, going to Mass isn’t going to help her much. But beyond that, we can only hope that she was more sincere in the rest of what she said than she was while claiming she had never done drugs…

NRA4Freedom on June 29, 2007 at 11:56 PM

Thou shalt not bogart my stash

Number 2 on June 29, 2007 at 4:39 PM

Out of ALL that discussion so far…THIS is still my favorite in the thread. Ding ding ding…we have a winner.

thanks, Number 2. That was hot. ;)

tickleddragon on June 30, 2007 at 1:29 AM

I’ve never said a word about her one way or the other. I really don’t care if she is sincere or not. It is OBSCENE the amount of press this gets and and the obsession with this woman when there are so many other things to care about going on. Like the troops, the war on terror, the illegal immigration issue, health care, and the list goes on. Frankly, that she gets this much attention should be an affront to anyone who cares about any one of those issues.

Glynn on June 30, 2007 at 1:41 AM

Look at her shoulders sometime. They are like way too wide for her body. It’s like she has a big hanger under her skin. Creeps me out.

Bad Penny on June 29, 2007 at 5:47 PM

I don’t know why, it’s probably her lips and the shape of her head, but to me Paris Hilton has always resembled a marionette from an old kids TV show called “Thunderbird-6” … or for that matter, from Team America” World Police.

She just has that plastic puppet-head thang going on.

SilverStar830 on June 30, 2007 at 1:56 AM

King: What… is your favorite color?

Hilton: Blue… no, yellooooowwwwwwwwwwww…

Mephistefales on June 30, 2007 at 4:09 AM

All right. So perhaps she could ahve saved herself by simply stating “John 3:6.”
But, there are people I have known who have been believers for many decades who don’t know if the book of Hezekiah is in the Old Testament, the New Testament, or not a book of the Bible at all!

ToddonCapeCod on June 30, 2007 at 8:40 AM

I’ve been a christian since I was a kid (40+), done loads of missions work, co-written a book on sharing ones faith and I would have been pretty dumbfounded by that question as well. Its kind of like, “Whats your favorite song?” or “Whats your favorite ice cream?”

As we heard she just started reading the Bible recently why would she have or even think about having a “favorite bible verse”.

Let me also add that the way most people talk about Paris, in the news and HERE is so insulting and judgmental you might want to be a bit more careful what your thoughts are guided by.

-matthew

amend2 on June 30, 2007 at 9:24 AM

I have to agree with Orthodox Robert here: she was in jail for three weeks and if that’s what it took to get her to look at her Bible, so be it. How many of us (and I’m a religious studies major at Clemson saying this) had scripture memorized 3 weeks after being saved?

She seemed contrite, she seemed to drop the dumb blonde act (though she still didn’t seem that smart), and she made the exact right kind of statements (“I’m 26…Its time I grew up.”) She got less punishment than she deserved, but she seems to have gotten the right lessons.

papabryant on June 30, 2007 at 11:22 AM

Leviticus 19:29 (KJV)

Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a whore; lest the land fall to whoredom, and the land become full of wickedness.

angryoldfatman on June 30, 2007 at 12:10 PM

90% of us guys would hit that.

MadisonConservative on June 29, 2007 at 5:08 PM

So sorry for you and the rest of the 90%.

AP, that was a great (if underhanded) trick. With Larry King’s help, you got all of the Bible-thumpers here to actually read a PH post.

I only wonder how King would have reacted had she quoted Romans 8:38,39

For I am persuaded, that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor powers, nor things present, nor things to come, nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord.

Freelancer on June 30, 2007 at 1:01 PM

Paris Hilton was invented by the media. She was created out of whole cloth to gin up the ratings because she is eye candy to the gossip mongers.

What is disgusting is that people like Bill O’Reilly complain about it and then have her featured several times a week on his show.

If the media dropped her for a couple of weeks nobody would care. I, for one, would be ecstatic if Paris Hilton B Roll was dropped.

ScottyDog on June 30, 2007 at 5:18 PM

When Larry asked she should have quoted something from Revelation.

Woe to you of earth an sea for the devil sends the beast with wrath because he knows the time is short, Let him who has understanding reckon the number of the beast for it is a human number its number is three six hundred and sixty six.

American8298 on June 30, 2007 at 5:57 PM

she should have said,

“Like, oh my gaawd thats like the lamest question I’ve ever been asked in a taped interview.”

amend2 on June 30, 2007 at 6:06 PM

Revelation as far as books of religion it has the most action.

American8298 on June 30, 2007 at 6:11 PM

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