Video: Early afternoon amnesty palate cleanser
posted at 1:57 pm on June 26, 2007 by Allahpundit
Two post-amnesty beers down, an untold number to go. I’m saving the hard liquor for the second cloture vote on Thursday night.
Here’s breaking news from the Onion. What would transportation policy look like if Bush handled that with the same skill and acuity with which he’s handled immigration?
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And have a bullet proof windshield perhaps?
kybowexar on June 26, 2007 at 2:00 PM
Isn’t this method already in use in NYC? Maybe it was the original test city.
Guardian on June 26, 2007 at 2:03 PM
Great idea? Um, not! Around my area honking at someone will get you run off the road or shot…
soulsirkus on June 26, 2007 at 2:06 PM
Thanks.. I needed that!
tshell on June 26, 2007 at 2:09 PM
Incompetence is spreading like a fire out of control through the national government. When you think you’ve heard the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard, something like this comes up. Its not even Bush this time for a change.
volsense on June 26, 2007 at 2:10 PM
That was really funny. I can just see constantly honking my horn and the other drivers moving out of the way so that I could go through. The “mother” teaching the son how to drive kind of reminded me of my drivers ed teacher. He was puffing away on the old cancer stick too while reminding us that he “controlled our destiny on the road” by deciding if we passed or failed.
Catie96706 on June 26, 2007 at 2:10 PM
I’m sure that will work really well here in Detroit. I’m guessing that pulling as close as possible to the cars in front of me will make it easier for them to hear my horn.
I’m going to go out and try it right now.
mesablue on June 26, 2007 at 2:26 PM
Sounds like the last time I was in Florida. Light went green and the honking was instantaneous. Every traffic light.
Krydor on June 26, 2007 at 2:28 PM
Pretty soon you’re going to turn into Mel Gibson.
Attila (Pillage Idiot) on June 26, 2007 at 2:37 PM
I’m wondering—after honking if the people in front of you don’t get out of the way, is a flying finger appropriate?
stringbean on June 26, 2007 at 2:50 PM
Would those post-amnesty beers be a couple Sam Adams, or a couple Dos Equis?
Spirit of 1776 on June 26, 2007 at 3:03 PM
These ONN videos are a hoot.
The Ugly American on June 26, 2007 at 3:17 PM
Nanosecond:
The measurement of time between the traffic light turning green and the car behind you honking.
(New York minute is just so yesterday…)
kybowexar on June 26, 2007 at 3:44 PM
I think Tequila would be appropriate for this occasion.
Number 2 on June 26, 2007 at 3:48 PM
Thanks Allah. I really needed that today also. My town has two sets of stoplights. Since I moved back from the US last December, I don’t think I’ve been in a traffic jam.
My Indian co-workers would tell me insane stories about driving in India. One guy said it once took him 3 hours to drive 12 miles.
Rum and coke sounds good.
Canadian Infidel on June 26, 2007 at 4:15 PM
You know those signs on the back of some SUVS, cars, etc., “Baby on Board”? What about “Pearl on Board”? Or “I break bones and laugh?” Will those work?
kiakjones on June 26, 2007 at 4:24 PM
I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m anxiously awaiting the report on how to handle long lines at the grocery store check-out!
taznar on June 26, 2007 at 5:04 PM
taznar on June 26, 2007 at 5:04 PM
I usually just rely on fake tourette’s. Works most of the time.
PowWow on June 26, 2007 at 5:13 PM
If honking will work so well, imagine what a crazy could do with a full supply of RPGs to alleviate the traffic ahead of him…
…or the annoying honker behind him.
Woody
woodcdi on June 26, 2007 at 7:32 PM