Too good to check: Jihadist savage horrified by gay prison nurse named “Queenie”; Update: Even better — Captain Hooker!
posted at 12:14 pm on June 26, 2007 by Allahpundit
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It’s simply too delicious to be true. The dogfaced, hook-handed icon of British Islamism, forced to coexist with a flamboyant male caretaker? That’s not a news article; that’s a sitcom. But the Mirror says it’s true and we all desperately want it to be true, so true it is!
Savor the rich, nougaty justice of a fascist who shrieked about “tolerance” and “multiculturalism” to defend his incitements to murder being forced to practice a little of what he insincerely preached. He’s still preaching it, in fact:
[T]he cleric is claiming it is against his religion and human rights to be treated by a homosexual. The source said Hamza’s solicitor wrote to the governor demanding his client is given a new regular nurse.
The prison service refused saying it does not discriminate on grounds of sexuality.
The source said: “The nurse is upset about it. He has spent the last couple of years doing everything for Hamza, even wiping his bottom.
“It shows how little respect Hamza has for others. The nurse dresses him, washes him, cleans his teeth, cuts his toenails, trims his beard and applies ointment for his skin disorder.”
Supposedly the nurse is openly gay and has a “camp” voice. Your quote of the day: “Officers at Belmarsh jail are said to be surprised Hamza, 48, has not noticed before.”
Exit question: Is there any possibility of common ground here? Exit answer: Perhaps.
Update: This is old, I think, but also too good to check. Sugiero sends it with the tagline, “He had an eye for the ladies!”
HOOK-handed cleric Abu Hamza cheated on his first wife with a HOOKER, The Sun can reveal.
And it was the fall-out from his fling that transformed terrorist “recruiting sergeant” Hamza — jailed for seven years yesterday — into a religious fanatic.
Jurors at his Old Bailey trial heard the menacing Muslim preacher declare: “Every brothel is a target, everybody who endorses them is a target.”
At the time of his affair Hamza, now 47, was in his 20s, wed to Briton Valerie Fleming and working as a bouncer at a sleazy club.
His guilty secret was revealed by a Sun investigation. And Valerie, 51, said: “I can confirm that one of the reasons our marriage broke up was my husband’s infidelity with a prostitute.”
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Me thinks Captain Hook has been enjoying his stay a bit too much.
Grafted on June 26, 2007 at 12:17 PM
You have to be a little screwy to want a job like that. A couple of years ago, they revealed how much they had to fork over for private nursing care for this ahole. I don’t remember the exact amount but it was quite high. However, I don’t think the nurse got the full amount since he worked through a private registry and they take a big cut. Anyway, there has to be a better way of earning a living. Could you imagine being some young girl, sold into marriage to this guy? Not only is he gross to look at, your job would be to wipe his butt every day. Yech!
Blake on June 26, 2007 at 12:19 PM
I almost snorted coffee through my nose reading this.
Please tell me “Queenie” is or has some Jewish ancestry.
Puleeeeeze….
G-man on June 26, 2007 at 12:20 PM
Delicious justice it is.
AlexB on June 26, 2007 at 12:22 PM
This is tomorrow’s Vent, Bryan.
ScottMcC on June 26, 2007 at 12:24 PM
You must never fact check this, nor retract it should it prove false. I just have this vision of a 1970’s era homosexual, a la Paul Lynde, flitting about the cell getting the ointment ready.
Krydor on June 26, 2007 at 12:26 PM
Ah, what a laugh. The hostages and prisoners kept by fellow jihadists in other countries can only dream of treatment like that. Alas, instead of getting their asses cleaned by a man named Queenie, they get drilled in the arms and legs and get their heads chopped off.
mram on June 26, 2007 at 12:27 PM
Muslims are higher on the protected-class list than gays. In fact, I’m not sure there’s anyone higher now.
Attila (Pillage Idiot) on June 26, 2007 at 12:29 PM
Completely OT: Funny as this story is, and it is very funny, I’ve got to ask has the Boss caved in and agreed to get you an iPhone?
I just wasted 15 minutes poking around Apple’s iPhone site and am surprised at the itch I’m feeling to squander six of the big ones to have this thing. I’m not usually susceptible to such temptation but somebody over there at Apple really knows how to instill iPhone envy!
I may be helpless in the face of it.
Retread on June 26, 2007 at 12:35 PM
I dunno.
‘queenie & hook’…. it just gives me the freakin’ creeps!
locomotivebreath1901 on June 26, 2007 at 12:37 PM
HA! Now, send him in to tell this jagoff that he’s not only gay but jewish and is carrying a ham sandwich!!
Take that, you vicious, scum-sucking jihadi!
tickleddragon on June 26, 2007 at 12:40 PM
buttpirate?
libertytexan on June 26, 2007 at 12:40 PM
HAHAHAHA!!!
And I totally agree with Krydor!!!!
HAHAHAHA!!
I need a laugh with this amnesty insanity…
Bad Candy on June 26, 2007 at 12:44 PM
Hmmm…
Islamofascist nutter with a hook aiming to kill us all
or
fruity gay male nurse nicknamed Queenie.
The former is certainly the larger threat, but the latter is disturbing on a whole lot of different, lesser levels.
It really is true, reality is impossible to parody these days.
BKennedy on June 26, 2007 at 12:46 PM
I just saw “Diamonds are Forever” on Sunday, and I think the two “flamboyant” Hit Men would make great nurses for him.
JayHaw Phrenzie on June 26, 2007 at 12:47 PM
This needs to be a movie. “Kiss of the Spider Woman part two: The Convalescing.”
Mojave Mark on June 26, 2007 at 12:49 PM
Next on The Sands of Passion…
Grunt2Jag on June 26, 2007 at 12:51 PM
If Hamza doesn’t like it he’s welcome to wipe is own rear. Good luck with that one Matey…
ARRR!
Dkshideler on June 26, 2007 at 12:53 PM
The source said: “The nurse is upset about it. He has spent the last couple of years doing everything for Hamza, even wiping his bottom.
Hamza does have one good hand doesn’t he? I would have to be armless and legless before I’d be having another dude wiping my butt, but that’s just me…
soulsirkus on June 26, 2007 at 12:54 PM
No problem. If the infidel-hating murderer of our fellow citizens doesn’t like his taxpayer supported nurse, let him do without.
NellE on June 26, 2007 at 12:54 PM
Makes me wonder where he put his hand that caused its removal…
ricer1 on June 26, 2007 at 1:01 PM
well this certainly brightened my otherwise dismal day lol. This is whats going to get the left to realize the depths of Islamofascism. When gays start being attacked by Islamics then they will gay-pride-parade their way into the mosque, painted faces/stilts/nude bike-riding,boobs not bombs…the works, bless em
(one can dream and man thats a fun dream lol)
Keli on June 26, 2007 at 1:02 PM
That’s code for something I’d rather not think about.
infidel4life on June 26, 2007 at 1:17 PM
Cue the Monty Python music…
crazy_legs on June 26, 2007 at 1:19 PM
How about he gets another nurse – one of those slutty Sun girls to give Sweetie a breather. Just imagine….
Ellen on June 26, 2007 at 1:20 PM
HA! Now, send him in to tell this jagoff that he’s not only gay but jewish and is carrying a ham sandwich!!
tickleddragon on June 26, 2007 at 12:40 PM
You do realize that Jewish people don’t eat pig meat either? Sorry to be pedantic, but I couldn’t not point that out.
cardindex7 on June 26, 2007 at 1:28 PM
No wonder he doesn’t wipe his own butt. Look at that hook! I bet he has no problems with hemis. If I was him I would just be thankful someone was willing to do it for me. It’s either that or have my entrails hanging off the hook.
sdd on June 26, 2007 at 1:34 PM
I’m disturbed by the both of them, but also willing to admit in a strange way that this is funny as heck.
They deserve each other.
Ryan Gandy on June 26, 2007 at 1:41 PM
I thought he had one good hand, too. A quick google says he lost both hands and an eye while “de-mining.” Yeah, right.
Blake on June 26, 2007 at 1:48 PM
It Israel they call it “white steak” and many Jews love it.
Blake on June 26, 2007 at 1:50 PM
“Many Jews” strikes me as a bit of an overstatement. None of my family in Israel or the West will touch ham or pork.
cardindex7 on June 26, 2007 at 2:04 PM
More like As the Stomach Turns, don’t cha think.
silenced majority on June 26, 2007 at 2:04 PM
While Islamic Cleric is getting his daily ointment treatment by male nurse:
Islamic Cleric – “In the name of Allah, that is not my bellybutton”
Horney Homo Nurse – “..and that ain’t no mega Q-tip, Hooky”
Hening on June 26, 2007 at 2:44 PM
LOL gay people always be trying to have sex with us!!
cardindex7 on June 26, 2007 at 2:50 PM
This is priceless! I don’t ever want to hear if it’s untrue!
thedecider on June 26, 2007 at 4:08 PM
This is one of my favourite posts ever.
Canadian Infidel on June 26, 2007 at 4:25 PM
You mean he was hooking up?
rokemronnie on June 26, 2007 at 4:33 PM
Whatcha wanna bet that his “skin disorder” is directly related to all of the flora and fauna forced to seek new shelter, after his toenails are cut and his beard is trimmed?
OhEssYouCowboys on June 26, 2007 at 4:46 PM
Haven;t the Brits ever heard of the word bidet?
Retire the expensive “nurse” and just get a firehose.
Which is more than this spittle-flecked lunatic deserves.
(When’s the death penalty coming back for terrorist scum?)
profitsbeard on June 26, 2007 at 7:04 PM
This really would make a great sitcom! The prison angle is no fun though. Concoct some reason for them to have to live together, like a version of All in the Family for the new century!
Resolute on June 26, 2007 at 7:32 PM
I have a strong suggestion where that low life terrorist can place his hook.
Indeed, I would like to see him hang by a certain part of his anatomy (no doubt measured in millimeters)on that hook of his for his devotion to terrorism.
The False Dervish on June 26, 2007 at 8:14 PM
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