Fred’s ex-girlfriends: He’s the man
posted at 7:31 pm on June 23, 2007 by Allahpundit
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I feel warm and gushy inside. Fred!, cuddle me.
lorien1973 on June 23, 2007 at 7:35 PM
The man obviously has some serious negotiating skills then, plus he seems to have dated sane women.
bbz123 on June 23, 2007 at 7:39 PM
“Women love a soft place to lay and a strong pair of hands to hold us.”
Make a note of it.
Scotsman on June 23, 2007 at 7:42 PM
-Lorrie Morgan
F15Mech on June 23, 2007 at 7:47 PM
Hilliary = Hillary
F15Mech on June 23, 2007 at 7:49 PM
Hey didn’t Troy Aikman use to boink Lorri Morgan? She likes manly men!
Drtuddle on June 23, 2007 at 7:52 PM
Well, aren’t we starting the mudslinging early, eh, liberal Times?
This is so old news, and not even news at all.
kevcad on June 23, 2007 at 7:53 PM
Ahhh… but you all don’t get it…
This is all part of FRED!s campaign…
Guys are goin… yeah… go MAN… I mean, who would you rather have… Someone who is stupid enough to stay with slutty Bill Clinton? or someone doing beautiful women…
Its going after the Retrosexual Male vote!
Romeo13 on June 23, 2007 at 7:58 PM
Lights your cigarettes?
Kokonut on June 23, 2007 at 8:00 PM
Does this mean we can get McCain to run as a democrat?
F15Mech on June 23, 2007 at 8:02 PM
Mods,
Please delete the above comment, was reading one of the headlines (in another tab), not the post. As a result, it is off-topic.
F15Mech on June 23, 2007 at 8:07 PM
Feminists “Fred Thompson treats women well, the misogynist pig”.
F15Mech, got your note. Thank you. We owe you and not the other way around.
Entelechy on June 23, 2007 at 8:07 PM
That’s what you’re looking for in a future President? A guy who can succeed in sleeping with the most women? This whole time I thought that important factors included the WOT and abortion.
Besides, I thought the Bible said you can’t sleep with women, unless you’re married.
amerpundit on June 23, 2007 at 8:09 PM
LOL next thing we know an ancient manuscript will be unearthed that foretold that the creation of the statue “David” by Michaelangelo had been inspired by a vision he had of Fred!
Bradky on June 23, 2007 at 8:19 PM
Huh. The most I can get one of my ex-girlfriends to say is…”Well, I guess he wasn’t a total loser.”
Except for the one that broke up with me on my birthday. She hates me.
Slublog on June 23, 2007 at 8:24 PM
Hmmm… lets put it this way… rather have a manly man? or a wimp? He was out lookin for his new mate at the time, not screwin around on a wife…
And as to the Bible… I’m agnostic…
Romeo13 on June 23, 2007 at 8:30 PM
Nothing wrong with a little swooning if it is deserved. Fred! seems to deserve it.
CrimsonFisted on June 23, 2007 at 8:31 PM
Grrrr…. sorry… last was shot towards Amerpundit….
appologies Tantor…
Romeo13 on June 23, 2007 at 8:31 PM
You’re missing the point. The mans a gentleman, he’s had a number of relationships with women, he treated them well and didn’t string them on. After the relationships ended, they STILL like him and respect him! How many of your ex-girlfriends or ex-wives still like you? In other words, he’s decent man with integrity.
cmdrsubfleet on June 23, 2007 at 8:33 PM
That’s a good indicator. My first wife asked for a divorce on Christmas day.
cmdrsubfleet on June 23, 2007 at 8:36 PM
If you can get the ex-girlfriend vote then you simply deserve to be president. Clinton had the former mistress vote but Fred can do much better.
Mojave Mark on June 23, 2007 at 8:37 PM
Oh, man. Timing is everything, I guess.
That’s harsh.
Slublog on June 23, 2007 at 8:39 PM
I guess I don’t get it. I don’t consider him attractive. I wouldn’t have wanted to date him. The only way I’d ever *want* him is for president – and I want him for president bad.
Shay on June 23, 2007 at 8:48 PM
You just wrote the best bumper sticker… EVER! I see that slogan scrolling on Fred!’s home page later tonight.
RightWinged on June 23, 2007 at 8:49 PM
I have to disagree with you there, Mark. Seems to me at least some of them wanted the public to know so he wouldn’t be elected.
KelliD on June 23, 2007 at 8:51 PM
Now I think that is the best reason yet to vote for him.
MamaAJ on June 23, 2007 at 8:52 PM
Nonfactor on June 23, 2007 at 8:53 PM
Quite a few of my ex-girlfriends like me. We didn’t break up in a fight, it just wasn’t working out. I suspect it’s the same with Fred. I use manners, always eat with a napkin on my lap, and love to get dressed up nicely. Perhaps I should run for Prez.
amerpundit on June 23, 2007 at 9:02 PM
So long as you haven’t announced yet, you are amerpundit? the vacuous and prone to fakery one :)
Entelechy on June 23, 2007 at 9:08 PM
What the heck. Wanna be my VP?
amerpundit on June 23, 2007 at 9:17 PM
Can’t – wasn’t born here :( Don’t take it personal :)
Entelechy on June 23, 2007 at 9:20 PM
What is the nicest thing about this to me is that not one of them has said ANYTHING about the bedroom.As a gentleman the information about what may or may not have happened in the bedroom is not a point for public discourse.Class act, the Clintoons, not so much….
bbz123 on June 23, 2007 at 9:24 PM
Now when amerpundit runs, Entelechy can accuse amerpundit of bribery.
Sorry amerpundit you are no longer Fred! material. :)
F15Mech on June 23, 2007 at 9:25 PM
If we chose who would be president by whether/how many times s/he had violated biblical proscriptions, nobody could be president. Besides, one sin earns damnation. That’s what that Jesus thing was about.
Your first wife and my ex-husband have something in common. He probably wouldn’t have anything good to say about me and the best thing that I can say about him is that, a few years back, I stopped wishing that I’d catch him in a crosswalk while I was driving.
However, some of my old boyfriends still call or email me just to say ‘hi.’ One even wanted to continue being friends after he got married, but I put a stop to that, since I would be POd to high heaven if my (hypothetical) husband were still talking to one of his old girlfriends.
baldilocks on June 23, 2007 at 9:38 PM
Oh jeeze. I changed my mind. He is definitely qualified for president. And it sounds like he has enough ex-girlfriends to vote him in all by themselves. /sarc off
I guess when you don’t have the experience to be president you can just appeal the the groupie mentality that got you the poll numbers you’re sooooo proud of.
This clown has no shame.
csdeven on June 23, 2007 at 9:48 PM
You realize, of course, that Fred! didn’t write this piece, don’t you?
Pablo on June 23, 2007 at 10:01 PM
You are refering to yourself, right?
News2Use on June 23, 2007 at 10:02 PM
The prodigal stalker returns… I see a restraining order in csdeven’s future.
Watcher on June 23, 2007 at 10:12 PM
Mums the word, Roman-nemet. Most Americans don’t know about that. You and me and The Terminator and Colin Powell are unauthoried; same with Zsa-Zsa Gabor and Mark Steyn and Dan Ackroyd and……the list goes on and on
Janos Hunyadi on June 23, 2007 at 10:32 PM
You would think, if Thompson were such a fraud, fake, phoney-baloney con artist like our resident deranged Fred-hater says he is, that there would be at least one bitter ex-girlfriend around to denounce him. The guy was sating for something like 15 years and seems to have left a wake of good feelings behind.
What say you, FDSdevin?
Random Numbers (Brian Epps) on June 23, 2007 at 10:39 PM
Powell was born in NYC. Else no one would have been talking about him running for president back in 2000.
baldilocks on June 23, 2007 at 10:43 PM
I think that is an excellent assessment. Just like the John Kerry/skiing/S.Service incident, there are certain marks of character that are important. This is a complementary statement about him.
Spirit of 1776 on June 23, 2007 at 10:44 PM
Camelot or Camelnot….inquiring minds want to know.
Limerick on June 23, 2007 at 10:44 PM
Thank God he never dated Hillary.
profitsbeard on June 23, 2007 at 10:45 PM
Too funny!
sanantonian on June 23, 2007 at 10:53 PM
Is there any evidence to indicate that Hillary ever actually ‘dated” as opposed to conspire to put up appearances?
bbz123 on June 23, 2007 at 11:05 PM
We have already established earlier in this thread that he dated only sane women.
Mojave Mark on June 23, 2007 at 11:07 PM
I don’t care so much about the ex-girlfriends, but when the wife of 26 years you divorced and then married a woman 24 years younger will campaign for you, that’s impressive.
Dudley Smith on June 23, 2007 at 11:10 PM
What part of FRED! don’t you understand?
SouthernGent on June 23, 2007 at 11:25 PM
He’sth a lady’sth maaan. (SNL character played by Tim Meadows – can’t think of the characters name). Anyway, do we really need an endorsement from ex-girlfriends for our political candidates. Come to think of it, I wonder if Monica supported Bill’s second run for POTUS?
thedecider on June 23, 2007 at 11:29 PM
Retrosexuals! Yes, there’s some glow on that term…
F is for FRED!
R is for Retrosexual
E is for Everybody throw their hands up
D is for Did anyone get the number of that bus?
! is for Repeat the previous word loudly.
RiverCocytus on June 23, 2007 at 11:29 PM
Yeah, That’s what I’m looking for in a president.
csdeven on June 23, 2007 at 11:31 PM
You are getting really, really scary.
wccawa on June 23, 2007 at 11:36 PM
Dearest Bradky, that w/b like comparing elephants to donkeys.
Entelechy on June 23, 2007 at 11:37 PM
FRED!
Rather refreshing to see a candidate that doesn’t have a bunch of
skeletonswomen hiding in the closet, a la Clinton.These ladies tell it like it is.
MITX on June 23, 2007 at 11:43 PM
LOL – Good one!
Bradky on June 23, 2007 at 11:49 PM
What a ringing endorsement. csdeven, I’m officially on your side. If only you’d renounce Mitt.
SouthernDem on June 23, 2007 at 11:53 PM
Look at what they are digging up on Fred!…..not much.
The way the hit machine goes (on both aisles) it is all pretty lame. Actor-no belly fire-he dated(OMG)-bad suit…
If anyone is going to have dirt on Fred! it is the L&O crew. If NBC hasn’t thrown a hardball yet I doubt they have one.
Limerick on June 24, 2007 at 12:04 AM
Hmmm… He also said on Jay Leno that he’d like to do the things that only a President can do and now I’m thinkin’, which rooms in the White House haven’t yet been christened by Billy.
Hello, hot young interns… get your resumes ready!!
Oh, get a life… I’m kidding!!
CliffHanger on June 24, 2007 at 12:38 AM
Truthfully, I’m not sure about Mitt. For me, so far, the only guys that are viable are Rudy, Mitt, and maybe Newt.
Although my cousin lives in San Diego and he says Hunter is awesome.
csdeven on June 24, 2007 at 1:24 AM
You have spent an entire thread bashing Fred! because of his gentlemanly relationships with women, and yet you are considering voting for Rudy???
Where is officer Paddy O’Irony when you need him?
Jack M. on June 24, 2007 at 1:30 AM
I think csdeven is in the midst of a desperately unsuccessful attempt to deny his man-crush on Fred!
infidel4life on June 24, 2007 at 1:37 AM
I agree. csdeven needs to spoon with Fred! Feel Fred!’s hands carress him into the voting booth to pull that lever for him.
lorien1973 on June 24, 2007 at 1:44 AM
Hey, if a Washington insider partisan lefty like Margaret Carlson is swooning over Fred! then we must acknowledge the man has magic powers and horse-like schwanz.
ScottMcC on June 24, 2007 at 2:01 AM
LOL
I think I am going to be sick.
F15Mech on June 24, 2007 at 2:09 AM
With a side of Newt. Irony, indeed.
Pablo on June 24, 2007 at 2:42 AM
America has come a long way in the last 50 years.
A long time ago men in high office were expected to be role models with high moral standards.
For a gut level check lets reverse the gender and apply Freds situation to those we love most and want the best for: How many parents hope their daughters will grow up and have multiple relationships with gentlemen? Most I know – regardless of their own past – hope their children will have one spouse for their lifetime. (Which is what God recommends in the Bible)
At least Newt has acknowledged what he did was wrong. That along with his well expressed conservative views leaves him as the most likely candidate evangelical Christians will support.
roydee43 on June 24, 2007 at 6:22 AM
You mean like these stalwarts of moralism?
THOMAS JEFFERSON: Secretly fathered children by slave Sally Hemings.
GROVER CLEVELAND: Ten years before Cleveland’s presidency, store clerk Maria Halpin named him as the father of her illegitimate son.
WARREN HARDING: Harding got around. One mistress, Carrie Phillips, took $20,000 in hush money from the GOP while Harding ran for president.
FRANKLIN ROOSEVELT: FDR’s affair with Lucy Mercer was discovered by his wife Eleanor in 1918.
DWIGHT EISENHOWER: While fighting World War II in Europe, Eisenhower allegedly began an affair with his driver, Kay Summersby.
JOHN F. KENNEDY: Who hasn’t heard the tabloid rumors about JFK? Always a ladies’ man, Kennedy had a boatload of girlfriends before marrying Jacqueline Bouvier in 1953. After their marriage he reportedly continued to see other women, supposedly even sneaking them into the White House.
And, we all know Slick Willie’s terpid past.
No moral authority from our distinguished leaders of the past. Some were remarkable Presidents though.
BacaDog on June 24, 2007 at 7:28 AM
Oh, don’t forget these guys too.
James Garfield had an affair with an 18 year-old New York Times reporter named Lucia Gilbert Calhoun until his wife caught wind of the affair and made him decide between them. He stuck to his marriage like a loser.
Lyndon Johnson, who referred to his own Johnson as “Jumbo”, shagged Madeleine Brown for 21 years (and fathered her son) all behind his wife Lady Bird’s back. Meanwhile he was also busying himself with the movie actress Helen Gahagan Douglas and the knock-out Alice Glass.
BacaDog on June 24, 2007 at 7:32 AM
If I had to pick between three equally immoral candidates, two who are actually qualified to be the president, and one who is barely qualified to be the press secretary (freddie boy), it’s pretty clear that there is a lesser of evils choice to make.
fred? is definitely Mr. Smooth with the ladies and the last thing we need is another Clenis in the WH.
The more fred? tries to sell himself the worse he looks. This is the reason why the coward has not announced yet. He counts on name recognition and the groupie mentality to propel him into the WH.
csdeven on June 24, 2007 at 8:31 AM
Bottom line….after marriage, it seems that Fred has settled down with his new wife. Shrillery’s husband, on the other hand, well, did not. So….what’s the problem?
lynnv on June 24, 2007 at 8:31 AM
What’s immoral about dating? Even if Fred! isn’t elected, he’s still not going to dump Jeri and date you, csdeven. Let. It. Go. Some things were never meant to be.
Pablo on June 24, 2007 at 8:55 AM
That’s sweet, Fred, but the only hot button I’m interested in your ability to push is a big red one with missles attached to it.
Billy boy had girlies on a string too. Business first….
locomotivebreath1901 on June 24, 2007 at 9:03 AM
Right. Immorality has always been with us. I was talking about the common response to it. Notice I did say “expected” and “a long time ago”
I think the current trend of acceptance of this life style in public officials started soon after Kennedy. During his life his exploits were not well known – at least not in area where I lived. During the airing of Clintons escapades I think his popularity actually increased.
Prior to Kennedy when something like this made news it was considered a scandal – and it was the exception, not the rule.
roydee43 on June 24, 2007 at 9:03 AM
Scoffed & debated as highly unlikely. -THOMAS JEFFERSON: Secretly fathered children by slave Sally Hemings.
Halpin claimed it, but so what? No facts. – GROVER CLEVELAND: Ten years before Cleveland’s presidency, store clerk Maria Halpin named him as the father of her illegitimate son.
Harding’s admin. was a train wreck, but at least the country got Coolidge out of the deal. – WARREN HARDING: Harding got around. One mistress, Carrie Phillips, took $20,000 in hush money from the GOP while Harding ran for president.
It was a life-long affair. Besides, have you seen Eleanor? – FRANKLIN ROOSEVELT: FDR’s affair with Lucy Mercer was discovered by his wife Eleanor in 1918.
Allegedly… – DWIGHT EISENHOWER: While fighting World War II in Europe, Eisenhower allegedly began an affair with his driver, Kay Summersby.
Slick Willie’s hero, and probably the only true master of the zipper zombies to occupy the whitehouse. – JOHN F. KENNEDY: Who hasn’t heard the tabloid rumors about JFK?
(JFK lite) – And, we all know Slick Willie’s terpid past.
locomotivebreath1901 on June 24, 2007 at 9:25 AM
locomotivebreath1901 – I clicked your link and really appreciate your title block quote:
‘We have no government armed with power capable of contending with human passions unbridled by morality and religion. Avarice, ambition, revenge or gallantry would break the strongest cords of our Constitution as a whale goes through a net. Our Constitution is designed only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate for any other.’ – John Adams
roydee43 on June 24, 2007 at 9:37 AM
Oh, is that what we call it now? Dating? hahaha
csdeven on June 24, 2007 at 9:43 AM
Big deal. Giuliani’s got ex-wives, a cousin and two dapper gentleman, former roommates, who will all vouch for him.
Diversity!
Well, actually the ex-wives are pretty pissed. And the cousin is an ex-wife.
Rudy! He knows how to leave the gentlemen smiling!
Stephen M on June 24, 2007 at 10:19 AM
I think I just heard Amanda Marcotte’s head explode.
Natalie on June 24, 2007 at 11:33 AM
This is going to be freds? undoing.
Can anyone guess why?
csdeven on June 24, 2007 at 11:34 AM
The advice he gives to Moore really does apply to you, as well.
wccawa on June 24, 2007 at 11:42 AM
Get over it you sissy crybaby. Go whine to your mommy that the mean old csdeven is making fun of your little freddie boy.
csdeven on June 24, 2007 at 11:45 AM
OH.My.Gosh!!! freddie boy is becoming more qualified for POTUS as the days go on!
Mitt! better divorce his wife, carouse around Washington for a few months plonking good looking babes, just so he can be as qualified as fred? is!!!
A man whore, lobbyist, faker, and liar…..YOU GO fred?!!!
csdeven on June 24, 2007 at 11:53 AM
That is some man-crush you have there, csdeven.
What exactly qualifies a man for the job of POTUS, btw? I looked in the Constitution and I’m pretty sure Fred! was born in the US at least 35 years ago so I’m not sure what you think disqualifies him.
birkel on June 24, 2007 at 12:05 PM
amen birkel.
Romney? He has already shown that he can be deceived.
Rudy? Oh Hell No! We need another RINO like we need a hole in the head!
Gingrich? Hmmm. I am just not sure that his baggage would get past the press and donkeys.
Fred it is!
MITX on June 24, 2007 at 12:18 PM
/stomp on
Well, now you’ve done it. I’m going to go cry. You’re such a meanie!
/stomp off
wccawa on June 24, 2007 at 12:24 PM
csdeven, I can sense you are resisting your desires.
You long to feel Fred! rubbing your back, gently kissing your neck and hold you to him.
You want to hear Fred! whisper sweet nothings into your ear as he nibbles on your earlobe.
Just give in to the longing for Fred! Lay back and let Fred! hold you tenderly and make sweet sweet love to you.
lorien1973 on June 24, 2007 at 12:44 PM
Well, Fred managed to figure out how to keep his marriages and his girlfriends separate, and is still on very good terms with all of his exes… is that something he is supposed to apologize for?
Watcher on June 24, 2007 at 1:06 PM
Newt is good, Jeb is better.
Zorro on June 24, 2007 at 1:11 PM
MITX/12:18pm has it right with regard to the other candidates…
Notwithstanding the absolute disagreement I feel w/ GW over immigration, etc., when 9/11 happened, I was glad that the ADULTS were in the White House. GW knew, then, how to pick cabinet members and the Dhimmi-BRATS would have only wrung their hands and wondered why they hate us so much.
I will probably vote for whoever gets the (R) nom, but I won’t be terribly thrilled about any of them…unless it’s Fred! I agree with most of his radio/blog addresses. He makes sense, corn-pone or not.
This article neither qualifies nor disqualifies him as a candidate….it is just a window into some of his previous relationships, the kind of article that all (R) candidates will probably be subjected to. But given the responses from those women, Fred has less to worry about than some should have had.
Vanquisher on June 24, 2007 at 1:20 PM
The qualifications I am referring to are my qualifications. freddie boy has none of them AND he has waaaaaaay too much baggage to be POTUS.
I am not impressed by freddie boys pride in his philandering nor at all his ex-girlfriends. I am not impressed by freds? acting career. Apparently he was on some TV show? His senate career was lack luster at best. He was a lobbyist who apparently worked for some clients whose interests were toward their own agenda, at the expense of the American people. He is a fake. He was pro-choice and now he is pro-life. He plays games with his non-announcement date. He has ZERO, NIL, NADA, no executive experience at all.
So really, what is fred?? fred? is an empty suit. Period.
csdeven on June 24, 2007 at 1:50 PM
Oh, and for you fred? groupies out there (whoever you are), here is the reason this is going to be freds? undoing…..
as fast as freddie boys lies are spread by the internet, is exactly how fast the truth about his checkered past, weak public service, and absolute fakeries will be spread. And mighty will be his fall!
Live by the internet, die by the internet freddie boy.
csdeven on June 24, 2007 at 1:57 PM
Oh, wow, cs, you’ve finally opened my eyes! I see it all with so much clarity now. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you!
Tennman on June 24, 2007 at 2:39 PM
Live by the insanity, die by the insanity csdevie boy… go crawl back under your bridge before you end up in a padded cell somewhere.
Watcher on June 24, 2007 at 2:46 PM
Record. Broken.
cmdrsubfleet on June 24, 2007 at 2:51 PM
I do believe that our resident troll csd is the only one of Fred!s ex-girlfriends (or “Pole-riders”) who doesn’t have nice things to say about him.
She so caaaaaaarrrrrrraaaaaazzzzzzyyyyyyyy!
omnipotent on June 24, 2007 at 4:36 PM
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