Poems to reveal “hidden depths” of Gitmo jihadis’, er, tortured souls
posted at 9:17 pm on June 20, 2007 by Allahpundit
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Prose simply wouldn’t do. It doesn’t fit the template they’re striving for, the passionate yet misunderstood “native” who, deprived of his trusty Kalashnikov, vents his outrage at western injustice through the only means available to him — song. Lift up your voice, mighty warrior poet!
I know why the caged turds sing. It’s for the same reason they occasionally hang themselves: as a publicity stunt. The military knows it, too:
The poems were cleared by U.S. military censors, who the lawyers said blocked the release of many others.
A Pentagon spokesman, Cmdr. J.D. Gordon, described the detainees’ poems as “another tool in their battle of ideas against Western democracies against whom they are at war.”
“While a few detainees at Guantanamo have made efforts to author what they purport to be poetry, given the nature of their writings they have seemingly not done so for the sake of art,” he said.
I.e., they suck. But, as with everything else, that’s not their fault:
But is it art? [Detainee attorney Marc] Falkoff said the original cadence may have been lost in translation to English, mostly from Arabic and done by a limited pool of translators granted security clearances by the U.S. military.
The Independent has already started mythologizing them by calling them the “cup poems” after the objects on which they were written, as though they represented some sort of genre or artistic “period.” Coming soon in volume two: the “toothpaste-on-toilet-paper poems.”
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Limerick on June 20, 2007 at 9:23 PM
How nice for them.
Apparently the suicides weren’t working as well as intended since most people actually hoped they would continue and save us the trouble.
Lehosh on June 20, 2007 at 9:23 PM
I guess with a last name like Falkoff, you would be a lawyer for terrorists.
How much are we paying those translators to translate that drivel?
I guess no one told them if they wrote children’s books, they’d get a former M*A*S*H star on their side.
reaganaut on June 20, 2007 at 9:28 PM
How very touching.
G on June 20, 2007 at 9:32 PM
If the poems are not published in the original Arabic, they are not the authentic Word of the Detainees. Any translation into Infidel is blasphemy and will result in the Removal of your Eyeballs.
-Hadith
RushBaby on June 20, 2007 at 9:33 PM
They were written like a post-colonialism-deconstructionist professor of neo-modern-marxist-gay-anthropological-superunleaded-studies.
now what the heck did I just say? Maybe that’s a poem, where do I send it in?
seriously it sounds more like some college student who had a really far left wing professor, I question the timing
Defector01 on June 20, 2007 at 9:34 PM
al-Reuters shills for our enemies yet again.
infidel4life on June 20, 2007 at 9:35 PM
There once was a terrorist named Mohammad, who’s….
better stop before I get banned.
Kini on June 20, 2007 at 9:38 PM
Huh. They seemed to have worked out a cadence well enough with the ‘Death to America’, ‘Death to Israel’, etc.
Spirit of 1776 on June 20, 2007 at 9:39 PM
HAHA!!
Spirit of 1776 on June 20, 2007 at 9:40 PM
gitmo detainees
wrenching heartfelt words on cups
aching for jihad
nailinmyeye on June 20, 2007 at 9:52 PM
paper cup terror
public relations poetry
hidden depths indeed
nailinmyeye on June 20, 2007 at 9:58 PM
shoot, that was wrong. 5-8-5. Should be:
paper cup terror
public relations poets
hidden depths indeed
nailinmyeye on June 20, 2007 at 9:59 PM
Once Obama is prez one of these clowns will be the poet lauriete.
Alden Pyle on June 20, 2007 at 10:07 PM
I’m trying to figure out what they would write about, certainly not turmoil.
“Today it is sunny with a cool tropical breeze blowing the pages of my Koran as I sit on my prayer mat and stuff my face with better meals than the running dog infidels. How I long for my rodent infested cave. I had the first dentist visit of my life today. I wish there were some Jooooos to kill in here.”
Alden Pyle on June 20, 2007 at 10:12 PM
I don’t care what you say, it’s still better than Howl.
Inevitable Next step: detainee interpretive dance.
Slightly off topic, here’s a very interesting book by a formerly leftist canadian poet, who explains how he came to see the light. Here’s an article about it, for the short version.
AdrianG on June 20, 2007 at 10:14 PM
Oh, Gitmo, how I hate thee,
Caging my jihadi corpus.
Oh, Gitmo, give me C-4
Or let me ride home on a porpoise.
(Found ‘composed’ of torn-out letters from a U.S. G.I. Koran and pasted with tapioca pudding onto the side of a Helfire missile.)
profitsbeard on June 20, 2007 at 10:59 PM
Are the Gitmo Lawyers working pro bono. If they are the b@st@rds are going to profit on the ‘art’!
sonnyspats1 on June 20, 2007 at 11:35 PM
Infidel cruelty
makes us fat from the Fruit Loops.
Where are my virgins?
Blacklake on June 20, 2007 at 11:35 PM
Start pumping in some Emo music, give them livejournals and a few razorblades, the Gitmo issue will solve itself.
Bad Candy on June 20, 2007 at 11:45 PM
Allah forgive me
for I truly do love these
Harry Potter books!
Blacklake on June 20, 2007 at 11:49 PM
Alla, I like Hot Airs layout a heck of lot better than the new one Michelle has. Really. Pardon me MM but it sucks. Big time. Who’s bright idea was it to change it to something so schmucky. It is hard as hell t read. What was wrong with the other one? I thought it was pretty darned nice. Really M. Go back to the original. Quickly. Thank You.
auspatriotman on June 21, 2007 at 1:27 AM
How about a poem that I thought of in about 5 seconds (I used the “u” and “2″ that postmodernists love and think suddenly makes something a “poem”). Can it be published in the same jihad anthology?
i hate U America
close up Guantanamo
Send me 2 your town
So i can wreck havoc there
by suing everyone around
Hey, it’s better than this poet.
januarius on June 21, 2007 at 7:11 AM
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I’m stuck here in Cuba
And I blame the Jew.
Or perhaps a Haiku–
The rays of the sun
Heat the cruel bars of my cell.
Guard! More ice cream, please!
morganfrost on June 21, 2007 at 8:31 AM
wake up gitmo
u r being used
get royalty checks
ur pal, ro
James on June 21, 2007 at 8:35 AM
I figure the ones that weren’t “done for art” were evaluated as hidden messages to their fellow terrorists.
jeffshultz on June 21, 2007 at 2:30 PM
O’ dear Osama, can there be no secret code
That will reach you in your far-off dirt abode?
Parhaps one stuck in these harmless rhyming loops
Will be passed on by our useful idiot dupes?
A University deep in the land of Satan
Is all giggly and, yes, breathlessly awaitin’
Our cunning meters and machiavellian rhyme
So that you may strike the infidels at the proper time.
profitsbeard on June 21, 2007 at 4:02 PM
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