Comments on: Video: Fearsome Russian military ain’t what it used to be

By: Jaibones

Jaibones — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:10:51 +0000

Gracias, amigo. I am currently experiencing some identity issues associated with the whole “up is down, white is black, illegal aliens are Americans” thing. For a minute there I thought I was queer; now I remember…

By: Misha I

Misha I — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 02:57:29 +0000

Oops… Sorry. Brainfart. My bad. Forget the above post while I go hit myself over the head repeatedly with a bowl of borstj ;-)

By: Misha I

Misha I — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 02:52:45 +0000

Ukrainian Army, Allah, Ukrainian! Would you like to be called "Mexican?" ;-) (If Jorge has his way, we all will be, pretty soon, but I digress...)

By: georgej

georgej — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 21:17:24 +0000

I see they are using the old Romanov “two-headed” eagle as their symbol.

As Donald Southerland’s character said in the movie The Dirty Dozen,…

“Very pretty. But can they fight?”

By: Tim Burton

Tim Burton — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 20:39:23 +0000

Whoa…She is a hottie!

Jaibones on June 19, 2007 at 3:53 PM

Fixed!

Maybe the whole Russian Bride thing could work….

By: Hening

Hening — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 20:31:29 +0000

Da, join army get Rubles to with buy flowers and go to fruit disco. More fun than Berlin 1946.

By: Jaibones

Jaibones — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 19:53:12 +0000

Whoa…he is a hunk!

By: Kini

Kini — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 18:43:50 +0000

Life without communism is in color. Except in the fringes where it’s still somewhat gray. Love those Bolshevik women though.

I’m having a Trojan moment. Oink.

By: Labamigo

Labamigo — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 16:46:22 +0000

Put this one in a blender with the Trojan pig video and see what you get.

By: Dread Pirate Roberts VI

Dread Pirate Roberts VI — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 16:40:31 +0000

Is it always gray in Russia!!!?????

By: infidel4life

infidel4life — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 16:24:48 +0000

Hey baby, wanna see my WMD’s?

By: tickleddragon

tickleddragon — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 16:02:13 +0000

Army of One…Beast with two backs. (teehee)

By: PRCalDude

PRCalDude — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 15:42:24 +0000

Considering they're butt-raping new recruits, I don't think they're going to have much success with this new ad campaign.

By: Spirit of 1776

Spirit of 1776 — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 15:37:16 +0000

Well Spencer was saying demographically on the decline, so 2 birds 1 bullet advertising.

By: Krydor

Krydor — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 15:34:58 +0000

The Russian army will serve you. Look out, enemies of Mother Russia, for their moves are too fast and fresh.

By: Attila (Pillage Idiot)

Attila (Pillage Idiot) — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 15:33:33 +0000

Don’t laugh. She’s an American agent.