Comments on: Onion exclusive: Liechtenstein tests nuclear weapon

By: TheSev

TheSev — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 23:43:07 +0000

Heh, GDO Fenwick has the riveted football!

Take that!

By: James

James — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 19:29:27 +0000

The small size of thei warhead allows them to be mated to RTF (”ready to fly”) radio controlled “cruise missiles” purchased from Toys R Us.

Controlled, of course, by a Wii.

By: Kini

Kini — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 17:51:57 +0000

Lickmystine, ha! Is there really sucha place? HA HA!

It’s like watching a throughly modern Monty Python episode!

By: mojo

mojo — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 17:41:19 +0000

The Duchy of Grand Fenwick is NOT amused…

By: Kristopher

Kristopher — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 16:49:16 +0000

Saturday Night Special nukes …

By: georgej

georgej — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 10:22:52 +0000

The small size of thei warhead allows them to be mated to RTF (“ready to fly”) radio controlled “cruise missiles” purchased from Toys R Us.

Tiny Liechtenstein will soon have a strategic nuclear strike capability second only the that of the US.

No wonder France already surrendered…..

By: pat

pat — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 05:47:49 +0000

LOL

By: SouthernGent

SouthernGent — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 04:57:22 +0000

The news crawl at the bottom is hilarious!

Red Cross: 98% of CPR training goes to waste…lmao!

By: JM Hanes

JM Hanes — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 04:44:44 +0000

A correction is in order here:

Puns, as you yourself suggest, are not the lowest form of humor, so the sight gag hold on the bottom of the totem poll is secure.

Puns are the lowest for of wit. Wit, however, is the highest form of humor.

By: profitsbeard

profitsbeard — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 04:39:18 +0000

(Is the national pastime of this country licking steins?)

By: fusionaddict

fusionaddict — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 04:29:55 +0000

Snake Plissken does not find this amusing.

By: alflauren

alflauren — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 04:10:02 +0000

Have you seen this one, also from ONN? So wrong.

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/al_qaeda_also_fed_up_with_ground

By: Coyote D.

Coyote D. — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 04:04:34 +0000

I think Liechtenstein jokes will always be funny in any context.

By: MirCat

MirCat — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 04:00:26 +0000

I don’t know, I mean, Hogan’s Heroes was pretty popular when I was a kid. You know, that comedy show about those wacky, zany Nazi’s and their prisoners. JayHaw Phrenzie on June 18, 2007 at 11:33 PM

Hogan!! - The Cat

By: Entelechy

Entelechy — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 03:53:48 +0000

Liechtensteiners are indignant at the way all these characters repeatedly mutilated the name of their now significant nuclear nation.

By: JayHaw Phrenzie

JayHaw Phrenzie — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 03:33:58 +0000

IMHO, nuclear proliferation jokes are going to be as popular as concentration camp jokes after Iran’s first test.

I don’t know, I mean, Hogan’s Heroes was pretty popular when I was a kid. You know, that comedy show about those wacky, zany Nazi’s and their prisoners.

By: fogw

fogw — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 03:21:13 +0000

BBC is reporting that France has surrendered to Liechtenstein.

By: Bill C

Bill C — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 03:01:39 +0000

IMHO, nuclear proliferation jokes are going to be as popular as concentration camp jokes after Iran’s first test.