Episcopalians have first Muslim priest

posted at 2:01 pm on June 18, 2007 by Bryan

No, that’s not just a Scrappleface headline (anymore). The Episcopalian Church, a major diocese of which is headed up by an openly gay bishop who left his wife and kids, now also has a Muslim priest. Or is that imam?

Shortly after noon on Fridays, the Rev. Ann Holmes Redding ties on a black headscarf, preparing to pray with her Muslim group on First Hill.

On Sunday mornings, Redding puts on the white collar of an Episcopal priest.

She does both, she says, because she’s Christian and Muslim.

Redding, who until recently was director of faith formation at St. Mark’s Episcopal Cathedral, has been a priest for more than 20 years. Now she’s ready to tell people that, for the last 15 months, she’s also been a Muslim — drawn to the faith after an introduction to Islamic prayers left her profoundly moved.

“…for the last 15 months…” So she converted or appended or whatever you’d call this well after 9-11. Just sayin’.

Redding, who will begin teaching the New Testament as a visiting assistant professor at Seattle University this fall, has a different analogy: “I am both Muslim and Christian, just like I’m both an American of African descent and a woman. I’m 100 percent both.”

Islam denies the divinity of Christ; Christianity doesn’t function without the divinity of Christ. Redding is suffering from cognitive dissonance. So is her superior in the church.

Redding’s bishop, the Rt. Rev. Vincent Warner, says he accepts Redding as an Episcopal priest and a Muslim, and that he finds the interfaith possibilities exciting. Her announcement, first made through a story in her diocese’s newspaper, hasn’t caused much controversy yet, he said.

Oh, isn’t heresy exciting!

Next on the Episcopalian agenda: Finding a priest who’s Christian, Muslim, gay, straight, Zoroastrian, Hindu and a practicioner of transcendental meditation while claiming to channel Vanuatu, a sixth-century alien who lived on Saturn (but was actually an illegal immigrant from the planet Xanadu). Won’t that be exciting too!

(h/t Mark Steyn)


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I guess the Caliphate will only chop off half her head?

Hoodlumman on June 18, 2007 at 2:07 PM

I hate to break it to her, but she’s neither a Christian or a Muslim. They are leading many down the wrong path!

Stevel on June 18, 2007 at 2:07 PM

Great. Just great.

She’s going to be teaching the New Testament?? I think it would be kind of hard to teach if you haven’t even read the thing.

emmaline1138 on June 18, 2007 at 2:08 PM

“I was born a poor black boy in the South…”

unamused on June 18, 2007 at 2:10 PM

She should do a lecture series in Saudi Arabia. The title could be “Christian/Muslim = Tomato/Potato”. I’m sure they’ll love her to bits.

Idiot.

natesnake on June 18, 2007 at 2:10 PM

Where’s a Grand Inquisitor when you need one?
And you thought hot coals and racks were blase. Heh.

Iblis on June 18, 2007 at 2:12 PM

If I were an Episcopalian, I would be leaving that denomination today. It has become a parody of itself.

archon2001 on June 18, 2007 at 2:13 PM

I’ve always considered Episcopalians to be relatively mainstream (excluding the ghey bishop thing). This is pretty strange.

Do we have any Episcopalians reading this who could shed some light?

natesnake on June 18, 2007 at 2:13 PM

How exactly can you be both? I mean, what exactly do you believe, have faith in?

Good thing I was Episcopal last in the early 80′s. I’m far enough away to not be a part of either mess…

Darksean on June 18, 2007 at 2:14 PM

How progressive.

Have you heard this one?

“An Episcopalian, an Episcopalian, and an Episcopalian walk into a bar….”

reaganaut on June 18, 2007 at 2:14 PM

unamused-

LOL! (Thanks for the Martinizing spit*take, bro!)

Her version would be:

I was born useful and an idiot on both the coldest and hottest day of the year.”

profitsbeard on June 18, 2007 at 2:14 PM

Nothing means anything anymore. Thank you, liberals!

ReubenJCogburn on June 18, 2007 at 2:14 PM

My robe, Antoninus. My taste includes both snails and oysters.

Co-religiosity, it’s the new bisexuality, and makes about as much sense.

rw on June 18, 2007 at 2:16 PM

Allah has blessed Rev. Redding with enough melanin to provide absolute immunity to any and all written and verbal criticism in the e-e-e-e-e-e-e-vil white European-dominated patriarcy of our “so-called” democracies.

So unless we all want to be called raaaaaaacists, we probably shouldn’t even be discussing this r–

Man, I couldn’t finish typing this without rolling my eyes!

ScottMcC on June 18, 2007 at 2:17 PM

I give it 24 hours and someone’s going to be calling for her head.

Dread Pirate Roberts VI on June 18, 2007 at 2:24 PM

What would Xenu think?

Number 2 on June 18, 2007 at 2:26 PM

This new faith obviously needs a name, so let me be the first to suggest –

Fluffy McNutterism

The belief that combining two opposite ideas will provide a world of unicorns, rainbows, boundless love and Kevin Spacey.

rw on June 18, 2007 at 2:31 PM

Will she be asked to be Obamessiah’s new spiritual advisor?

common sensineer on June 18, 2007 at 2:32 PM

So do we stone her of chop her head off

400lb Gorilla on June 18, 2007 at 2:36 PM

Hmm, maybe she can be assigned to some missionary work – like tending to the Christian flock in the Gaza Strip. Oh, wait, they don’t have a church anymore, it just got looted, pillaged and burned by the local Mohammedans. Never mind.

Maybe she can go work with the Coptic Christians in Egypt … perhaps her “Hey, I’m one of you guys, sorta” schtick will be persuasive when the local Mohammedans try their routine of kidnapping her and gang-raping her until she converts, then “marrying” her off to one of her rapists.

Or, maybe she can do some field work in Indonesia; perhaps she won’t get her head cut off like Christian schoolgirls there, assuming of course that the local Mohommedans let her get off more than “No! Wait! I can exlain –” before the blade comes down.

All kinds of bridge-building possibilities…

Spurius Ligustinus on June 18, 2007 at 2:37 PM

400lb Gorilla on June 18, 2007 at 2:36 PM

Neither. She has to chop her own head off.

Kid from Brooklyn on June 18, 2007 at 2:38 PM

Never has Ann Coulter’s comment about “The Episcopal Church, which is barely a church anyway…” been more true. It’s more of a church/umma’ (whatever that word is for the Islamic community in totality)

chumma?

apostle26 on June 18, 2007 at 2:38 PM

Wow, truth is stranger than fiction! You can’t make this stuff up!

/sarc on
Sure this isn’t from the Onion?
/sarc off

SSG Fuzzy on June 18, 2007 at 2:39 PM

I’ve seen this type before on a “Dateline-NBCNews” report-a Jewish Rabbi Hindu Christian Muslim Buddhist lady in New York who was married to another religious-Heinz 57-she had about a dozen little statues on her table representing most faiths,and they would pray to all of the gods.
Sort of like the lady with multiple personalities who tried to commit suicide by throwing herself off a building-lucky for her she was wearing 8 parachutes. (Don’t Google it-just a joke)

Doug on June 18, 2007 at 2:40 PM

So would she be a Chruslim Imaministrix?

fusionaddict on June 18, 2007 at 2:43 PM

Another Easter ham out the door.

DrM2B on June 18, 2007 at 2:47 PM

Wow… sooo… lets see her try to do her Haj…

Black Female Appostate… like they would let her anywhere near one of the major mosques…

Romeo13 on June 18, 2007 at 2:51 PM

Wait what about Islamojew? Or, Musjew, jewmusto, chimusjew?!
I’m confused, it’s like a religion with multiple dysfunctions. Alphabet religion?

Kini on June 18, 2007 at 2:51 PM

Vanuatu, a sixth-century alien who lived on Saturn (but was actually an illegal immigrant from the planet Xanadu).

C’mon Bryan, everyone knows Vanuatu was from the 5th century…

Dunno.

Bad Candy on June 18, 2007 at 2:52 PM

LOL… does she celebrate Kwanza too?

Romeo13 on June 18, 2007 at 2:56 PM

Quaere: can this walking insult to two different faiths manage to be her own dhimmi?

morganfrost on June 18, 2007 at 2:57 PM

She does both, she says, because she’s Christian and Muslim.

So She is Evil and a Dingbat!
How could someone teach, even more preach the koran and the Bible, clearly without reading either one! Much more who are the lost fools that follow this Nut!

abinitioadinfinitum on June 18, 2007 at 2:59 PM

This is the strangest thing I’ve heard in a long time. I called my husband’s grandmother who is an Episcopalian and asked her about this. Well she said in her 89 years she’s never heard of such a thing but she’ll be sure to ask her Priest next weekend when she goes to services. She asked me if I was making this up and I told her to come to the website and see for herself. I don’t think she believed me. It is unbelievable.

Catie96706 on June 18, 2007 at 3:00 PM

This is what you get when someone is not held accountable for their beliefs. If she sat down in front of a group of Christian scholars she would have to answer tough questions. Ones she could not answer without denying one religion or the other.
Instead, some Bishop says isn’t this exciting. Some scholar this Bishop is.

Next thing you know she will be a Mary Kay Rep.

right2bright on June 18, 2007 at 3:02 PM

Put her in… THE COMFY CHAIR!

mojo on June 18, 2007 at 3:03 PM

Islam denies the divinity of Christ; Christianity doesn’t function without the divinity of Christ.

Liberals, including those who have lost their faith yet have stayed in the Catholic Church and Protestant Churches, also deny the divinity of Christ. This is why they will be the very first to convert to Islam when forced to sometime in the future.

It does have historical precedence, but very few people know the history of the Catholic Church, which is a shame since it was the only church for 1500 years. If you don’t know its history you don’t know the history of Western Civilization.

The Arian heresy, which almost tore apart Christendom shortly after Constantine unified the Empire, denied the divinity of Christ. The Heresy was put down within a few decades in the West but remained strong in the East and North Africa. Not surprisingly, this was the area that all became Muslim. They simply didn’t have the ability intellectually and militarily to resist.

Liberals, likewise, will not be able to resist and will easily convert when forced to in the future.

januarius on June 18, 2007 at 3:06 PM

War is peace, freedom is slavery, Episcopalians are Muslims.

No problem.

Laura on June 18, 2007 at 3:06 PM

2TH 2:11
And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
2TH 2:12
That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

abinitioadinfinitum on June 18, 2007 at 3:13 PM

Yeah, I didn’t realize that The ECUSA was offering a new “seminary-free” program for becoming a priest.

apostle26 on June 18, 2007 at 3:20 PM

Her embrace of Islam makes a strange sort of sense, because her Christology is compatible with Islam and not with Christianity.

Bill Ramey on June 18, 2007 at 3:23 PM

She shouldn’t play around with kinda converting to Islam without renouncing the divinity of Christ. This could be considered a blasphemous innovation of Islam. It may be heavily frowned upon in some circles.

forest on June 18, 2007 at 3:23 PM

2TH 2:11
And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:

Strong delusion is putting it mildly. If these moonbats each chugged a gallon LSD I think it might sober them up.

Coronagold on June 18, 2007 at 3:23 PM

Well, she’s just following in the footsteps of Prince Charles…

Steve LLamabutcher on June 18, 2007 at 3:25 PM

If the muslim in her convinces the other side ( i just can not call her a Christian) to killing herself , jihadi style, does she still get the 72 female virgins? Allah gives her only half? 36? or are the virgin bodies cut in two pieces (religion of pieces, ya know).
I’m really confused.

Heck she’ll starve to death soon, I mean, what can she eat?
seriously tho…
One can NOT fully understand the New Testament with the 300+ prophecies fulfilled by Jesus from the Old Testament, w/out the Old Testament…hence the Jews. p.s.testament is a covenant, a covenant between humans and God. Islam is a deal breaker.

shooter on June 18, 2007 at 3:28 PM

One of the MAJOR tenants of Christianity is that Jesus Christ IS the Son of God. God says in his Word, referring to Jesus, that this is His Son in whom He is well pleased.

The Quran states that Allah has NO SONS. Isa (Jesus) is merely a prophet.

Being a member of a church or in the priesthood does NOT make you a Christian. If you don’t believe that Jesus is the Son of God, you are not a Christian.

This woman is not a Christian, but a deluded fool. An apostate at best.

I have lost a lot of respect for the Episcopalian church over the years. There are still some Christians left in the organization, but not many and based on what I have been reading lately they are becoming even fewer indeed.

Sadly, they invoke the Name of Christ; yet they don’t know Him nor do they follow the Word of God. They are not Christians, but enemies of Jesus Christ and He will repay.

FLLaw33870 on June 18, 2007 at 3:37 PM

postmodernism at its finest.

jp on June 18, 2007 at 4:00 PM

So what is it – Mo or J.C.?

Hilts on June 18, 2007 at 4:04 PM

I couldn’t tell this story apart from the piece in The Onion about the sleeper cell in California. Too.Much.Fun.

Jaibones on June 18, 2007 at 4:05 PM

When God closes a door, He opens a window:
The long forgotten missionaries to Africa left seeds that have produced a crop of no-nonsense pastors that are coming up and out to challenge the flaccid, moribund and decadent leadership of the churches.

http://www.christiantoday.com/article/rev.peter.akinola.africa.anglicans.letter.to.episcopal.church.usa/6717.htm

Rev. Peter Akinola – one of several Third World pastors who are about to split the Episcopalian Church. Watch the old Leftie Liberals squeal and snarl. They haven’t figured out yet how to attack – it’s hard to call “racist” against an African and accuse the “white” churches which are peeling off to follow Akinola’s leadership of the same.
They’ll come up with some nasty line, but for the moment, they’re snarling impotently (ironically.)

naliaka on June 18, 2007 at 4:14 PM

Bryan,

Bishop Warner says Ms. Redding offers “exciting” “interfaith possibilities”. The opportunities are actually pretty boring. Once people decide that doctrines are cultural baggage and that feelings/experiences are at the core of religion, then there isn’t so much to talk about.

Example: If there is no way to tell the difference between good beer and bad beer, it’s hard to get all worked up about talking about beer. Imagine Frater’s Libertas’s Beer Ratings list if they could make no distinctions but gave every beer a solid 6 but they insisted that it was important to catalogue all those 6s and educate everyone about how each beer is a 6. Say a microbrewery learns its trade from the crustiest trappist monks and performs Gregorian chants over each barrel, but it makes beer that tastes like warm Rolling Rock. You might still drink it, but you won’t write a poem in its honor or fund university professorships devoted to its study.

‘O Taste and See that the Lord is better than average…’

‘O Taste and See that the Lord is as good as any other god…’

jaychandra on June 18, 2007 at 4:31 PM

Islam cuts off the hands and feet of apostates. Lucky for her she went the other way. The Episcopal church will just keep sending her tithing envelopes. I guess once you allow anything to happen with your priests sexually that this is the next step. They already have the Earth Mother sect in place.

Whoever passed her through discernment to be a priest should be flogged. What a theological head case. Her teaching the New Testament is the kicker. Who’s version?

Hening on June 18, 2007 at 4:37 PM

One of the MAJOR tenants of Christianity is that Jesus Christ IS the Son of God. God says in his Word, referring to Jesus, that this is His Son in whom He is well pleased.

Mohammad was an illiterate that screwed up others theology and then condemned it without understanding any of it. He thought the Trinity was Moses, Mary (Mother of Jesus born a thousand years too early, and Jesus).

Christianity believes that Jesus is God. One of the Trinity. The god that Mohammad made up is a single, nasty, all powerful dolt that has zero interaction with humans, except to punish them if they eat pork or menstruate. He lives part time in a big black box leftover in Mecca from when they removed the first three hundred gods that Mo claimed were Allah first.

Hening on June 18, 2007 at 4:43 PM

Many NT faculties are profoundly skeptical about any traditional Christian beliefs: virgin birth, bodily resurrection, water into wine, fish and loaves, etc.

Ms. Redding got her Ph.D. from Union Theological Seminary in NYC. It’s a bastion of progressive Protestant theology.

jaychandra on June 18, 2007 at 4:48 PM

In a way, this is not a surprise, just another step down the slippery slope for the Episcopal church in general and St. Marks in particular. This is the church that installed the first openly gay dean, Robert V. Taylor, in 1999. This church is located in the gay district in Seattle, and while they minister to the gay community (a good thing), their theology regarding homosexual behavoir is very liberal, as you might imagine.

I have heard that St. Marks is losing its congregation as it slides towards apostacy. I can’t imagine a dual muslim/christian priest will help that situation.

Mallard T. Drake on June 18, 2007 at 4:55 PM

Doesn’t Scripture say that there will be a great Apostasy in the end times…

Well, every journey starts with one step….there it is…

Tim Burton on June 18, 2007 at 5:35 PM

When your priest is a muslim woman, I think you pretty much already slid into apostacy, knocked yourself senseless, and woke up in an alternate universe. IMO.

NellE on June 18, 2007 at 5:39 PM

Episcopalian atheists?

Kevin M on June 18, 2007 at 6:12 PM

I wonder how the Muslims tolerate her being an Episcopal priest?

I wonder what Redding’s bishop, the Rt. Rev. Vincent Warner, would say if one of his priests announced an intention to convert to Judaism – not that a sincere Jewish convert would ever consider remaining a Christian clergy.

I’ve known a few former Christian clergy who have become Jews, including Asher Wade (Methodist), Amos Wittenberg (Mennonite), and John David Scalamonti (Catholic). All of them realized that they had no future in their churches and left their pulpits. While Redding is embraced by her church, Asher Wade’s experience is about what I’d expect of a liberal protestant denomination today, particularly because Wade lives in Jerusalem and is an Israeli citizen.

Born in Danville, Virginia (May 31, 1949) as Wallace Spencer Wade, Rabbi Wade studied at several liberal arts colleges and graduated Averett College with a Bachelor of Arts in philosophy (June, 1971).

Afterwards, he traveled to Scotland, where he earned a Master’s degree in philosophical theology at New College, Edinburgh University (June, 1974).

Thereafter, he took a sabbatical from university studies and moved to Berlin, Germany (Oct., 1974) where he attended the “Goethe Institut” for language and cultural studies. While in Berlin, he also did an internship as an adolescent & marriage counselor at the U.S. Army chaplaincy center.

After his stay in Berlin, he moved to northern Germany and enrolled at the University of Hamburg (March, 1975) where he worked toward his first doctorate in the field of Metaphysics and Special Theory of Relativity. Nearing completion of his dissertation, Rabbi Wade was offered a post-doctoral teaching fellowship at Churchill College, Cambridge University in England.

Rabbi Wade is also a convert to Judaism. His background is that of a religious Christian. While in Hamburg, he was ordained a pastor in the Methodist Church (Aug., 1975). For three & a half years during his doctoral studies, he was employed as a minister of an English speaking Protestant congregation (June, 1976 to Dec., 1979). During this time, he met his wife (Jan., 1978) whose father and grandfather were very pious Lutheran German pastors.

Several months after their marriage (Sept. 15, 1978), he and his wife began to investigate Judaism (Sunday, Nov. 5, 1978 – on the 40th anniversary of Kristallnacht). It took about a year and a half for both of them to reach the conclusion that Torah Judaism fulfilled all the intellectual, academic, spiritual and emotional truths for which they had been searching. After withdrawing themselves from the church and leaving the ministry, both husband and wife began their conversion procedure which took three & a half years and finally culminated with them traveling to Frankfurt-am-Main and converting to Orthodox Judaism (May, 1983).

During their conversion process, Rabbi Wade suffered the hardship of not being allowed to finish his first doctorate at the hands of his supervising professor, who, it turned out, had been a chaplain in one of Hitler’s tank divisions which rolled into Poland during World War II (and pastor of the biggest cathedral in Hamburg). He and his wife nevertheless stayed on in Hamburg as he pursued a second doctorate on Rabbi Samson Raphael Hirsch and the Orthodox-Reform Schism. More than two years later, with controversy growing about his Jewish status, he withdrew from the university and together with his wife moved to the United States (Aug., 1983).

rokemronnie on June 18, 2007 at 6:29 PM

Well, she’s just following in the footsteps of Prince Charles…

Steve LLamabutcher on June 18, 2007 at 3:25 PM

Shouldn’t that Prince Charles – who is to be ‘Head of the Church of England and Defender of the Faith’?

This is a classic example of doublethink – the belief of two completely contradictory beliefs at the same time.

Islam (and the Islamic ‘god’) is nothing like the christian God – they are opposites. Where Jesus said ‘Love your enemy’ Mo says ‘Kill your enemy and do not make friends with them’. Christianity is based on Salvation and love (from/of God) while Islam is based on condemnation, fear, and hatred (of/from Allah). Christians do things for their love of God while Muslims do things for fear of Allah and/or hatred of non-muslims.

CrazyFool on June 18, 2007 at 6:33 PM

There’s breaking news that Imam Redding just launched a suicide attack upon herself as an apostate when she attempted to put on her reverend’s garb, then denied the attack was perpetrated by a Muslim by pointing at the reverend garb she had half on. A recovering Rev. Redding accepted responsibility for the misunderstanding at which point she punched herself in the nose and cried “Allah Akbar!”

Tantor on June 18, 2007 at 6:52 PM

Episcopalians–with minds so open their brains fell out long, long, ago.

smellthecoffee on June 18, 2007 at 6:54 PM

C’mon Bryan, everyone knows Vanuatu was from the 5th century…

Dunno.

Bad Candy on June 18, 2007 at 2:52 PM

No, Bryan is right Vanuatu was from the sixth century, Velsigal was from the fifth.

Troy Rasmussen on June 18, 2007 at 7:03 PM

Somehow, I’m envisioning a bad episode of The King of the Hill.

Kini on June 18, 2007 at 7:04 PM

She does both, she says, because she’s Christian and Muslim.

That must make for an exiting week. On Fridays Jesus was a prophet who didn’t really die on the cross but played a first class switch-a-roo thus avoiding the cross. Saturdays must be this nitwit’s day off. Come Sunday Jesus is the Son of God who’s death on the cross and subsiquent resurrection frees mankind from all sin for all time if they’ll accept it. Riiiiight… Talk about your cognititve dissonance!

Mojave Mark on June 18, 2007 at 7:18 PM

I live in a medium-sized Southern city and my Episcopal church is nothing like this one in Seattle or the national Episcopal church as described by the media. Don’t condemn all Episcopals on account of some libtard in Seattle who thinks that she’s found dual faith.

bigbeas on June 18, 2007 at 7:49 PM

No, Bryan is right Vanuatu was from the sixth century, Velsigal was from the fifth.

Troy Rasmussen on June 18, 2007 at 7:03 PM

Actually Vanuata is from the 21st century and the blog MyDD.

Bryan on June 18, 2007 at 8:35 PM

Black Female Appostate

This ‘tard is black, too? Just great. Almost makes me want to turn in my sistah card.

baldilocks on June 18, 2007 at 8:54 PM

From the article:

Being Muslim has given her insights into Christianity, she said. For instance, because Islam regards Jesus as human, not divine, it reinforces for her that “we can be like Jesus. There are no excuses.”

If she believes that Jesus was not not divine, then she’s not a Christian. Strong delusion, indeed.

baldilocks on June 18, 2007 at 9:02 PM

Where’s the Spanish Inquisition when we really need it?

This silly twit and her fecal-instead-of-gray-matter idiot boss, the so-called “Rt. Rev.” Vincent Warner cannot be considered to be Christians any more.

In those “fondly remembered” days of the Inquisition, these two idiots would have been burned at the stake, alive, without benefit first being strangled, but only after days of scourging and torture. Lucky, only Islam MURDERS its apostates these days.

georgej on June 18, 2007 at 9:02 PM

I hate to admit it but I was once a member of this silly denomination (and I use the term loosely) but I left when I came to know Christ as my savior. I was told by an ECUSA priest that you could believe almost anything and still be an Episcopalian. I think they can now safely drop the word “almost” from that recruiting pitch. This priest apparently read in the Bible to deny self but opted instead to deny reality. After professing the Islamic faith she puts her life in serious jeopardy if she ever decides this Muslim schtick is not garnering enough attention. She could not engage in this type of blasphemy in an Islamic country.

Theseus on June 18, 2007 at 10:42 PM

Next on the Episcopalian agenda: Finding a priest who’s Christian, Muslim, gay, straight, Zoroastrian, Hindu and a practicioner of transcendental meditation while claiming to channel Vanuatu, a sixth-century alien who lived on Saturn (but was actually an illegal immigrant from the planet Xanadu). Won’t that be exciting too!

Yes, that would be exciting, but for good measure perhaps there should be sacrifices of poodles to Zorpan the Space God as well.

At this rate the President of Iran should be the new Episcopalian Pope as that church (loosely called) fully embraces apostasy.

Emmett J. on June 19, 2007 at 1:06 AM

I am waiting for the Episcopalian church to announce a Gay muslim wiccan goddess worshiping priestess, or a transgenderedmultypolythiest priest (or TGMPT for short)

Aaron on June 19, 2007 at 9:50 AM

In those “fondly remembered” days of the Inquisition, these two idiots would have been burned at the stake, alive, without benefit first being strangled, but only after days of scourging and torture. Lucky, only Islam MURDERS its apostates these days.

georgej on June 18, 2007 at 9:02 PM

Gee,

That sounds exciting, and like a lot of fun!

Where do I sign up? /sarcasm off /humor off.

William

William2006 on June 20, 2007 at 12:34 AM