Heart-ache: “At least three piles” of dookie found in the Senate
posted at 12:46 pm on June 15, 2007 by Allahpundit
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And you thought they were only crapping on America metaphorically.
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Friday Guffaw!
Nice tradition you have started here, Allahpundit!
Your page hits will probably tank today as all of us sprint off to shop for new keyboards.
RushBaby on June 15, 2007 at 12:49 PM
This is what happens when at least three Senators started reading their recent emails from their constituents on illegal immigration.
profitsbeard on June 15, 2007 at 12:49 PM
It’d be funny if it weren’t true.
amerpundit on June 15, 2007 at 12:52 PM
It should read ‘Heart-ache?’
PRCalDude on June 15, 2007 at 12:56 PM
That picture just absolutely defines the disconnect.
Spirit of 1776 on June 15, 2007 at 1:01 PM
Damn. I clicked on the link thinking, “Were their names Kennedy, McCain, and Graham?” So close. But Martinez is equally deserving of the fecal distinction.
ReubenJCogburn on June 15, 2007 at 1:04 PM
It isn’t funny! Some poor FBI crime lab underling is now processing the evidence. Some poor NSA audio analyist is pouring over hours of tape for odd sounds coming from the gallery. A special prosecutor is being appointed to look into the matter!
Limerick on June 15, 2007 at 1:09 PM
Somebody better talk to my senator, Senator Akaka.
Not saying he did it, but there’s something about the name.
Kini on June 15, 2007 at 1:09 PM
Witnesses said they couldn’t believe that a single culprit could have produced the volume of poo present or that a person could have, well, deposited it the normal way without attracting attention. Several witnesses speculated it had been brought in from elsewhere.
Quite the mystery….a real Poo Dunnit?
soulsirkus on June 15, 2007 at 1:09 PM
Braying Asses
pat on June 15, 2007 at 1:10 PM
Someone had an extra copy of the amnesty bill and left it in the hallway?
bdfaith on June 15, 2007 at 1:13 PM
My guess - Lindsey Graham.
thirteen28 on June 15, 2007 at 1:13 PM
This whole thing stinks of WH involvement.
Limerick on June 15, 2007 at 1:14 PM
Can’t they do DNA testing on it and find out who pinched it?
bloggless on June 15, 2007 at 1:21 PM
Let me be the first to say: I question the timing!
liberrocky on June 15, 2007 at 1:21 PM
John Boehner turns out to be a great practical joker! He called the amnesty bill a piece of sh*t, now he goes and does this?
Brat on June 15, 2007 at 1:27 PM
I’d question the tissue
Ann on June 15, 2007 at 1:29 PM
MmmmmKay, I wanna know who took a dookie in the Halls of Congress, MmmKay. You think this is funny? Well I’m here to tell you its not, MmmmKay! I wanna know who thought it was funny to drop a mudmonkey in the halls of the Capitol, MmmmKay.
/Mr. Mackey
Bad Candy on June 15, 2007 at 1:34 PM
DNA!
Tru2my2 on June 15, 2007 at 1:34 PM
Were they voting or debating?
Speakup on June 15, 2007 at 1:36 PM
When will PETA launch a campaign to protest bigotry against prairie dogs?
RushBaby on June 15, 2007 at 1:38 PM
Yeah, blame it on Bush…
Tomas? You have any insight on this?
ricer1 on June 15, 2007 at 1:52 PM
Bingo!
To these arrogant elitists, elected time and again by the sheeple of America, it’s all a big game. Unfortunately, our lives and our children’s future are the ante.
fogw on June 15, 2007 at 1:54 PM
From the
mouthsrears of babesTheBigOldDog on June 15, 2007 at 2:03 PM
Shiites eating Shitake mushrooms.
Mazztek on June 15, 2007 at 2:10 PM
The frat house image is now complete. How nice.
robblefarian on June 15, 2007 at 2:17 PM
You win.
silenced majority on June 15, 2007 at 2:19 PM
You’ve got to be $hitting!
csdeven on June 15, 2007 at 2:20 PM
Who forgot their Depends? Byrd?
Brat on June 15, 2007 at 2:24 PM
A special prosecutor is being appointed to look into the matter!
Sounds like a job for fitzfong, Limerick.
thebookkeeper on June 15, 2007 at 2:28 PM
Someone didn’t have a square to spare?
Kini on June 15, 2007 at 2:29 PM
Any seen Dingy Harry? Maybe he turned to dodo for the pigs to eat.
Wade on June 15, 2007 at 2:30 PM
Sen. Sessions to Sen. Graham “this ain’t ma caca, is it yours, or is is for ya?”
Entelechy on June 15, 2007 at 2:35 PM
I thought you were talking of the first three tries at getting the immigration bill passed.
right2bright on June 15, 2007 at 2:36 PM
This isn’t a laughing matter!!1 A congressman getting his brains splattered all over the floor.
jdpaz on June 15, 2007 at 2:44 PM
AP, please consider posting the picture of those 3 (from the inside of the thread) to the front. There’s no better analogy to doo than those 3 in that pic.
I hate to modify anything of MM’s but here we go, corageously
and
Entelechy on June 15, 2007 at 2:44 PM
…courageously, that was meant to be.
Entelechy on June 15, 2007 at 2:46 PM
I can’t wait to find out who the poopetrators were!
Unbelievably, this happened recently at my office. Right in front of one of the executive’s office door. Is it free speech if it comes out of your hindquarters?
common sensineer on June 15, 2007 at 2:53 PM
Now thats how you make a statement regarding the value of the current crop of congress-critters…How better a way of telling them that they are full of $hit…
doriangrey on June 15, 2007 at 3:02 PM
A statement on the Amnesty Bill, no doubt.
Jaibones on June 15, 2007 at 3:09 PM
Donkey poop we’ve come to expect. Elephant poop like this amnesty bill, though… now that’s another matter.
flutejpl on June 15, 2007 at 3:37 PM
If you look at the pic above you can see “King Ted” showing the finger to the others. I can imagine he’s thinking “what a bunch dumba$$’s. They actually believe what I’m feeding them?”
bubbadog89 on June 15, 2007 at 4:08 PM
That’d be four turds, AP, including Lott.
Kid from Brooklyn on June 15, 2007 at 4:28 PM
LMAO if everyone began mailing fake poo to their senators with a note attached that read “Shamnesty is the Sh*t”
Not a bad idea, actually.
The Ugly American on June 15, 2007 at 4:58 PM
Hmm. This smells like an inside job to me.
sonnyspats1 on June 15, 2007 at 5:11 PM
Well, we always knew it was a cesspool, but I would like to send in the Survivor Man of Discovery Channel Fame, and have him try to extract potable water from all that dookie.
Jewel on June 15, 2007 at 5:31 PM
Were the ‘freshmen Senators’ found outside of Senate offices? And if so - whose? I find this to be an important aspect of this story that is driving me crazy, yet is not being addressed.
Was it McCain, Kyl & Kennedy?
Anyone got a map of the Senate building they can photoshop with little chalk outlines?
Timothy S. Carlson on June 15, 2007 at 5:49 PM
Since there was so much of it, they should be looking for a Democrat.
Maxx on June 15, 2007 at 8:10 PM
I love it. Great way to make a point!
CCRWM on June 15, 2007 at 8:49 PM
One of the reasons I love to read this blog is because many people here are so smart and witty and I’m not. I learn a lot and I laugh a lot. Here is my attempt to be witty…
CCRWM on June 15, 2007 at 9:08 PM
How a pro poo
CCRWM on June 15, 2007 at 9:09 PM
That photograph is starting to drive me insane.
MrC_5150 on June 16, 2007 at 1:14 AM