Coming soon to Broadway: Howard Dean, The Play
posted at 6:00 pm on June 15, 2007 by Allahpundit
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Idealistic naif who just wants to Make A Difference ends up crushed by his ruthelessly cynical elders, who themselves were once idealistic naifs before they too were crushed by zzzzzzzz…
Last week, Oscar-nominated actor Jake Gyllenhaal did a private reading of “Farragut North” (written by playwright and former Dean campaigner Beau Willimon) about the presidential hopes of a charismatic, unorthodox candidate and his staff. The 26-year-old “Brokeback Mountain” star would play the idealistic young communications director sabotaged by old political dogs with dirty tricks, reports the New York Post. If he’s cast, it would be Gyllenhaal’s Broadway debut.
“Jake was a big campaign supporter of mine, so I hope he takes it,” Dean told us yesterday. “But I want him to play me.” The DNC chairman likes the concept — “Hell, I’ll go to it” — even if it includes his famous scream. “I’d like to see him do that.”
Exit question: How on earth do you put on a show about Dean-o and not make it into a musical?

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He already has a pretty strong background
Viewtifulgare on June 15, 2007 at 6:08 PM
Rational people can quit you, deanie.
On a serious note that is waaaay off base, the fine folks over at the Jawa report have done a yoeman’s job of shutting down some jihadi web sites formerly hosted on U.S. based servers.
Stop by and drop something in Dr. Rusty’s paypal kettle…before his wife gives him too much grief.
locomotivebreath1901 on June 15, 2007 at 6:18 PM
Will the play include the line “Worst case of jungle fever Doctor Dean-o has ever seen!”
And when are you gonna start doing the COMICS? Hmmmm?
Andy in Agoura Hills on June 15, 2007 at 6:21 PM
“Mr. Moron Goes to Washington”
JayHaw Phrenzie on June 15, 2007 at 6:22 PM
‘Broke Down Mountain’
Limerick on June 15, 2007 at 6:24 PM
I saw that post today, but was remi$$. Thanks for the gentle reminder.
RushBaby on June 15, 2007 at 7:04 PM
No Dean-O show would be complete without a little Allah photoshop.
Attila (Pillage Idiot) on June 15, 2007 at 7:11 PM
Entelechy on June 15, 2007 at 7:24 PM
Always thought Dean was auditioning for a Gravy Train commercial voice over, not POTUS.
Now I’m sure.
profitsbeard on June 15, 2007 at 7:58 PM
Coming soon to a theatre near you ……
The Scrotum Monologues, a testament to a nutbag.
fogw on June 15, 2007 at 8:17 PM
Did you mean organism? How about a Bugs Life?
Kini on June 15, 2007 at 8:20 PM
Oh Dean starring in a mexican western? Whats the title El Presidente Douchebagaro?
sonnyspats1 on June 15, 2007 at 8:47 PM
No Kini, I stand by my comment.
Entelechy on June 15, 2007 at 9:09 PM
*sigh* I miss your parodies of the Dean, mr. Allah. Gosh, won’t you republish them with MUSIC? Surely, Michelle and Bryan can come up with something!
Jewel on June 15, 2007 at 9:11 PM
Anyone think about the end-to-end costs to produce a Broadway show? A show written by a 28 year-old Columbia University grad student whose previous plays were caustically left-wing diatribes about 9/11 and abortion?
All total, there will be literally millions of dollars spent on this show starting from pre-production to rehearsals to marketing to opening night and the end of its run–two days later.
Why? Because rich liberals agree with Beau Willimon’s politics and are good enough businessmen that they can fund his ridiculously bad play on Broadway.
Liberals, somewhat paradoxically, are very good at making money. They have no problem spending millions per year on mostly unprofitable (at best these would be “revenue-neutral”) projects like this or Li’l Bush. Based on an elevator pitch, a rich liberal will figure out how he can make money off a play that very few people will ever see and will likely piss off 51% of the entire population of the United States of America. This is an axiom that will never change.
Political conservatives that are wealthy will identify themselves as fiscal conservatives. In contrast to the liberal rich guy, the political/fiscal conservative never wants to spend any of his own money on funding some “artsy-fartsy” production even if it was conceived by a fellow conservative. Based on an elevator pitch, the rich conservative will give a million reasons to the artist why the production won’t be a good return on investment (starting with: “Do you have any idea how much it costs to rent rehearsal space and a theater in this town?”)
I understand that conservatives would only produce the highest quality entertainment that anyone and everyone can enjoy unlike the e-e-e-e-e-e-evil liberals polluting our nation’s youth with all their hip hop music and video games. The key word here is “would” produce… conservatives on the whole are not producing any significant amount of entertainment for anyone whose age is less than room temperature. Talk radio is great for my parents and grandma, but Limbaugh isn’t very entertaining to Gen-X, Gen-Y, and beyond.
Limbaugh recognized that people in his generation were starving for a voice like his to connect with in the mass media and he deftly exploited that market… when he was in his 30s… twenty frickin’ years ago. Limbaugh was able to get funding from like-minded rich guys at Clear Channel who became even richer. God bless ‘em for it.
Bottom line: Limbaugh belongs to the Boomers. On the whole, Gens-X, Y, and beyond don’t identify with Limbaugh at all. So, who’s the twentysomething/thirtysomething person that will make that same connection with this generation? Who’s the like-minded rich guy who will fund this connection and become even richer?
Michelle?
Gutfeld?
Breitbart?
ScottMcC on June 15, 2007 at 9:13 PM
HOW did you BEAT ME to this?!?!?!
Sheesh. This is what I get for studying for the Bar Exam when I clearly should be blogging.
E. M. on June 15, 2007 at 9:41 PM
I’ll give you a hint on the multi-state… all the answers are C.
As far as alternate working titles for the play, I recommend Scream 4. Another possibility: Reach-Around on Reason.
SailorDave on June 15, 2007 at 10:04 PM
Man, AP, I saw that Dean-o-with-guitar pic and my heart skipped a beat. Good to see that something from the old site still survives.
Mike H on June 16, 2007 at 10:10 AM
Don’t Cry For Me, Ardent Deano’s
B Moe on June 16, 2007 at 11:36 AM
I could see this production having some strong elements of butoh.
eeyore on June 16, 2007 at 1:58 PM
YYYYYYYYYYYYEAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGH
unamused on June 16, 2007 at 6:59 PM
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