Comments on: Utah AG dazzles teens with surefire way to score chicks

By: TallDave

TallDave — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 21:01:21 +0000

Five kids, yeah, but only two are his.

By: tickleddragon

tickleddragon — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 15:46:44 +0000

Freelancer on June 15, 2007 at 5:52 AM

TEASE! ;o)

By: Freelancer

Freelancer — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 09:52:48 +0000

Goulet – Andrews – Burton

That’s the Camelot to get the girl. Oh, I’m a Richard Harris fan, but Goulet singing “If Ever I Would Leave You” is a deal-closer.

tickleddragon on June 14, 2007 at 6:20 PM

“And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.”

Uhh, sorry, I’m taken.

I have to ask. What do women have to do to seduce a guy?

Based on the comments that any pictures of a female generate around here, have a pulse.

By: CliffHanger

CliffHanger — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 06:25:36 +0000

I have to ask. What do women have to do to seduce a guy ?

Just two beers and a bag, man.

By: Shy Guy

Shy Guy — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 04:02:35 +0000

A screen condom?

Take my wifi – please!

By: profitsbeard

profitsbeard — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 03:45:03 +0000

Shy Guy- You need the patented ScreenSaviortm... a square plastic PC condom for all such involuntary spit-takes. (Invented by Henny Youngman's nephew Bennie, I think.)

By: Shy Guy

Shy Guy — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 03:33:42 +0000

Big mistake. I ran the video, saw Vanessa Redgrave and my Jewish neshama caused me to involuntarily spit at the computer screen.

By: profitsbeard

profitsbeard — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 02:47:14 +0000

Editor-

What did it take Hillary to get Bill in the mood?

Eraserhead.

(Speaking of the stultifying fetor of Lynch…)

By: Claire

Claire — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 00:27:23 +0000

and here I thought a sword was just a sword, Doc Freud.

By: ScottMcC

ScottMcC — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 00:10:19 +0000

You were guaranteed to get some using Michael Penn’s first CD on the stereo and Ghost or any dumbass movie with subtitles until about 1998 and then you had to switch over to Jane Austen movies.

By: Spirit of 1776

Spirit of 1776 — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 23:18:17 +0000

Heh. You don’t want to know!

By: Editor

Editor — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 23:14:39 +0000

The real question is: What did it take Hillary to get Bill in the mood?

By: tickleddragon

tickleddragon — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 23:11:22 +0000

Thanks, profitsbeard!
YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN was on tv the other night…first time I’ve watched it in at least a couple years, and found that I was saying the lines with the movie. :) Brooks’ best film, I’d say – and Wilder’s best writing!

As to BLUE VELVET…I couldn’t get through it the first time. I have a great aversion for David Lynch work of any stripe. Sorry in advance, but… BLECH.

By: Mojave Mark

Mojave Mark — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 23:00:37 +0000

My wife hates chick flicks. *basks in the envy of the HA married man crowd” She’s up for an action shoot-em-up every time.

By: Gottafang

Gottafang — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 22:58:53 +0000

Blue Velvet: the litmus test of all date movies.

“Mmmmmmmooooommmeeeee. . .”

By: profitsbeard

profitsbeard — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 22:47:23 +0000

tickledragon- Nothing better than a girl who leans in the dark. Or, to quote Peter Boyle in a tux: "Putin on the Ritz"

By: Nonfactor

Nonfactor — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 22:47:09 +0000

Richard Harris was awesome.

By: Spirit of 1776

Spirit of 1776 — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 22:43:26 +0000

jummy on June 14, 2007 at 5:48 PM

Sorry should have been clear:) I meant the character he played. strong and valiant but with a taste for wine and women.

By: dalewalt

dalewalt — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 22:26:05 +0000

Holy Grail I’ve got memorized… Young Frankenstein still needs work.

By: tickleddragon

tickleddragon — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 22:20:48 +0000

And dalewalt, the man that ends up with me, will be required not only to watch HOLY GRAIL, he must know it word for word and able to quote at the drop of a hat. That requirement extends to include also YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN.

By: tickleddragon

tickleddragon — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 22:17:20 +0000

It’s only a model…

By: dalewalt

dalewalt — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 22:13:45 +0000

We’re Knights of the Round Table.
We dance whene’er we’re able.
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot.
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
We’re Knights of the Round Table.
Our shows are formidable,
But many times we’re given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We’re opera mad in Camelot.
We sing from the diaphragm a lot.
In war we’re tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.
It’s a busy life in Camelot.
I have to push the pram a lot.

I don’t know… I’ve tried and tried to get my girlfriend to watch Holy Grail with me, but it’s never put her ‘in the mood’.

By: tickleddragon

tickleddragon — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 22:12:49 +0000

But then I lean toward the “dark” anyway…

By: tickleddragon

tickleddragon — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 22:12:12 +0000

“Freaks” by Tod Browning works with some.

.)

profitsbeard on June 14, 2007 at 5:59 PM

Heeheehee…’wonder if I’ll be the only movie geek to laugh at that. Actually, profitsbeard, I’d sooner watch FREAKS than that, ahem, 6ay version of CAMELOT. I liked the 80s version of CAM muuuuuuch better. Gave me nightmares, but I loved it.

By: Spirit of 1776

Spirit of 1776 — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 22:06:02 +0000

profitsbeard on June 14, 2007 at 5:59 PM

I’ll get back to you on that! :)