Comments on: Good news: Dog has kitten

By: Freelancer

Freelancer — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 05:36:41 +0000

Now, how on earth did I get the quote tag backwards? Pfffft

By: Freelancer

Freelancer — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 05:36:07 +0000

I swear to God I found one of those mutant puppy kittens in a Pepsi can once.

Or was that the Wendy’s chili?

saint kansas on June 13, 2007 at 5:08 AM

Finger-licking good!

By: bspoogeferd

bspoogeferd — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 16:42:56 +0000

Probably caused by all the chemicals in the pet’s food.

By: RightWinged

RightWinged — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 16:33:06 +0000

Treacher, where was Gutfeld on this?! Did it break too late for the taping?

By: jdpaz

jdpaz — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 15:40:47 +0000

What a crock! This farmboy calls shenanigans.

By: Neo

Neo — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 15:11:46 +0000

I wonder how many of these from-Asia stories have had lines such as “and we are still going to eat it, unless the local priest says it is bad luck to eat a cat born of a dog” lines removed?

By: James

James — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 14:48:20 +0000

Rancid Rabbit was unavailable for comment.

Readymade on June 13, 2007 at 10:45 AM

That’s because I ran over him and squashed him flat on the way to work yesterday morning.

By: Readymade

Readymade — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 14:45:14 +0000

Rancid Rabbit was unavailable for comment.

By: naliaka

naliaka — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 14:36:20 +0000

Nowhere near as cringingly pathetic news reporting as the Kenyan paper a few years ago that had huge front-page headline: “Missing Link Found” with a photo of an obviously disturbed person cowering in the corner of a room. Sub-header: “Leaky called to investigate.”

Richard Leaky was later quoted as declining the invitation to investigate. Autistic kid who’d been lurking in the forest returned to parents.

By: flipflopper

flipflopper — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 13:16:38 +0000

this story made me naseuous.

By: OBX Pete

OBX Pete — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 12:48:10 +0000

No big deal here – after all, mama Hilton gave birth to a pig.

By: soulsirkus

soulsirkus — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 12:30:15 +0000

Hmmmmm, cat box or fire hydrant? Then we’ll know the truth…

By: bloggless

bloggless — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 12:15:34 +0000

Hey, I know a nurse who swore that a woman had given birth to a litter of puppies in a hospital in Virginia. She said they kept the woman in a secret location on the top floor of the hospital and that her Doctor said to her (and I quote), “Lady, I don’t know what you’ve been doing, but you better stop!” The puppies later became a well known boy band.

By: doufree

doufree — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 11:59:56 +0000

These items are more “nuisance” than “nuance.”

By: James

James — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 11:30:36 +0000

It apparently yaps like a puppy.

Of all the canine features to retain, they had to choose this one?

By: right2bright

right2bright — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 11:22:57 +0000

I ordered fresh rabbit from a Chinese rest. once, when I asked how fresh…he said “very fresh, rabbit hop on fence and meow every morning”.

Didn’t the Chinese claim to have the oldest living person at age 140 or something. I think Gore has been over there giving speeches, and teaching them how to s t r e t c h the truth.

By: Alden Pyle

Alden Pyle — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 10:26:03 +0000

ummm….that’s a litten. nuff said.

By: saint kansas

saint kansas — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:08:11 +0000

I swear to God I found one of those mutant puppy kittens in a Pepsi can once.

Or was that the Wendy’s chili?

By: Attila (Pillage Idiot)

Attila (Pillage Idiot) — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 06:39:31 +0000

Hey, why not? They said “reportedly,” after all.

By: lsutiger

lsutiger — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 05:51:19 +0000

Ok, so in China of all places, DNA doesn’t make sense any more…Can we get some more tabloid news? That’s what I come here for!!(NOT)

By: Liberty or Death

Liberty or Death — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 05:20:49 +0000

Hey, if this story is true than maybe there’s hope the Islamo-fascist Jihadists will soon lay down their arms and hold hands with the rest of the world in peace and sing Koom-baya….naaaaaaa…I’d believe the dog giving birth to a cat story first…..

By: Joshua P. Allem

Joshua P. Allem — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 05:18:33 +0000

How do we know it’s not the dog and her other pups who are actually cats that have been mutated to look like dogs?

By: Liberty or Death

Liberty or Death — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 05:12:17 +0000

Dogs laying with cats, dogs giving birth to cats…it’s anarchy I tell you, the end is near, judgement day has come, repent…repent…oh, whew…it’s just another dog/cat story out of China…carry on, false alarm…sorry!

By: RightWinged

RightWinged — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 04:18:06 +0000

Slow news day AP? No Rosie stories or stories about Paris Hilton doing her jail stretch?

Scorched_Earth on June 12, 2007 at 11:37 PM

One could argue that Paris has “stretched” more than most people will in a lifetime, but her stint in the joint will be her longest she goes without a “stretch”.

By: Bad Candy

Bad Candy — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 04:09:14 +0000

Oh, I get the what the nuance was directed at…heh, better be careful Allah, I wouldn’t push frankj too far, that guy’s packin’.