Good news: Dog has kitten

posted at 10:50 pm on June 12, 2007 by Allahpundit

It’s totally real. Even better news: We “Red Eye” fans know exactly what to name it.

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They named it Number 4 Special with duck sauce.

Dash on June 12, 2007 at 10:58 PM

Local residents have been flocking to his house to see the ‘kitten’ which local vets say is really a puppy which looks like a cat because of a gene mutation. It apparently yaps like a puppy.

I’m not sure I’d trust a Chinese veterinarian’s claim on this matter as far as I could throw him. Nevertheless, let the Creation versus evolution battle resume!

Blacklake on June 12, 2007 at 11:02 PM

the chinese are the one’s that tried using embryonic stem cells on a human, the human got a tumor that had bone and teeth in it and died.

jp on June 12, 2007 at 11:12 PM

And with the next litter this dog will poop out a Lock Ness
Monster egg.

… someone’s pulling someone’s leg here.

Lawrence on June 12, 2007 at 11:13 PM

Fluffy McNutters!!!!

Oh, and Levy’s supposed to be back today, isn’t he?

Bad Candy on June 12, 2007 at 11:13 PM

Oh god how i gets here am not gud wif bilogy

askheaves on June 12, 2007 at 11:16 PM

Ahhh!

frankj on June 12, 2007 at 11:18 PM

Today was a high nuance day.

Allahpundit on June 12, 2007 at 11:19 PM

I had a fingernail in my wonton once. They can do anything I tell ya.

Seriously, quit screwing with nature….

johnnyU on June 12, 2007 at 11:19 PM

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey, it’s RedEye. It’s like Wild Kingdom, but for retards!

RightWinged on June 12, 2007 at 11:23 PM

Today was a high nuance day.

Allahpundit on June 12, 2007 at 11:19 PM

You mean me, or the ten ‘Chinese people eats housepets’ jokes?

Bad Candy on June 12, 2007 at 11:23 PM

You mean me, or the ten ‘Chinese people eats housepets’ jokes?

Bad Candy on June 12, 2007 at 11:23 PM

Please don’t, I’ve got a stomach full of sweet and sour chicken and pork fried rice (seriously).

RightWinged on June 12, 2007 at 11:24 PM

I’m not the one who made the jokes RW!

Bad Candy on June 12, 2007 at 11:28 PM

Alright, one or two jokes…I exaggerated.

Bad Candy on June 12, 2007 at 11:29 PM

Slow news day AP? No Rosie stories or stories about Paris Hilton doing her jail stretch?

Scorched_Earth on June 12, 2007 at 11:37 PM

Allah,
Fred’s not even out the gate yet and you are calling a dead horse. Don’t you think there should be at least an actual active campaign before committing to criticizing said campaign or are you going left of center on us and playing the MSM’s game of discrediting opponents.

Give him week to fall on his face of fly then I’ll enertain your critiques.

Egfrow on June 12, 2007 at 11:55 PM

Shit! I posted in the wrong thread. LOL!

Egfrow on June 12, 2007 at 11:56 PM

Opps! Definitely wrong thread.

Egfrow on June 12, 2007 at 11:57 PM

I think that dog ate some of that tainted dog food. Maybe his son brushed her teeth with some of the tainted toothpaste.

Helloyawl on June 13, 2007 at 12:07 AM

Oh, I get the what the nuance was directed at…heh, better be careful Allah, I wouldn’t push frankj too far, that guy’s packin’.

Bad Candy on June 13, 2007 at 12:09 AM

Slow news day AP? No Rosie stories or stories about Paris Hilton doing her jail stretch?

Scorched_Earth on June 12, 2007 at 11:37 PM

One could argue that Paris has “stretched” more than most people will in a lifetime, but her stint in the joint will be her longest she goes without a “stretch”.

RightWinged on June 13, 2007 at 12:18 AM

Dogs laying with cats, dogs giving birth to cats…it’s anarchy I tell you, the end is near, judgement day has come, repent…repent…oh, whew…it’s just another dog/cat story out of China…carry on, false alarm…sorry!

Liberty or Death on June 13, 2007 at 1:12 AM

How do we know it’s not the dog and her other pups who are actually cats that have been mutated to look like dogs?

Joshua P. Allem on June 13, 2007 at 1:18 AM

Hey, if this story is true than maybe there’s hope the Islamo-fascist Jihadists will soon lay down their arms and hold hands with the rest of the world in peace and sing Koom-baya….naaaaaaa…I’d believe the dog giving birth to a cat story first…..

Liberty or Death on June 13, 2007 at 1:20 AM

Ok, so in China of all places, DNA doesn’t make sense any more…Can we get some more tabloid news? That’s what I come here for!!(NOT)

lsutiger on June 13, 2007 at 1:51 AM

Hey, why not? They said “reportedly,” after all.

Attila (Pillage Idiot) on June 13, 2007 at 2:39 AM

I swear to God I found one of those mutant puppy kittens in a Pepsi can once.

Or was that the Wendy’s chili?

saint kansas on June 13, 2007 at 5:08 AM

ummm….that’s a litten. nuff said.

Alden Pyle on June 13, 2007 at 6:26 AM

I ordered fresh rabbit from a Chinese rest. once, when I asked how fresh…he said “very fresh, rabbit hop on fence and meow every morning”.

Didn’t the Chinese claim to have the oldest living person at age 140 or something. I think Gore has been over there giving speeches, and teaching them how to s t r e t c h the truth.

right2bright on June 13, 2007 at 7:22 AM

It apparently yaps like a puppy.

Of all the canine features to retain, they had to choose this one?

James on June 13, 2007 at 7:30 AM

These items are more “nuisance” than “nuance.”

doufree on June 13, 2007 at 7:59 AM

Hey, I know a nurse who swore that a woman had given birth to a litter of puppies in a hospital in Virginia. She said they kept the woman in a secret location on the top floor of the hospital and that her Doctor said to her (and I quote), “Lady, I don’t know what you’ve been doing, but you better stop!” The puppies later became a well known boy band.

bloggless on June 13, 2007 at 8:15 AM

Hmmmmm, cat box or fire hydrant? Then we’ll know the truth…

soulsirkus on June 13, 2007 at 8:30 AM

No big deal here – after all, mama Hilton gave birth to a pig.

OBX Pete on June 13, 2007 at 8:48 AM

this story made me naseuous.

flipflopper on June 13, 2007 at 9:16 AM

Nowhere near as cringingly pathetic news reporting as the Kenyan paper a few years ago that had huge front-page headline: “Missing Link Found” with a photo of an obviously disturbed person cowering in the corner of a room. Sub-header: “Leaky called to investigate.”

Richard Leaky was later quoted as declining the invitation to investigate. Autistic kid who’d been lurking in the forest returned to parents.

naliaka on June 13, 2007 at 10:36 AM

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Readymade on June 13, 2007 at 10:45 AM

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Readymade on June 13, 2007 at 10:45 AM

That’s because I ran over him and squashed him flat on the way to work yesterday morning.

James on June 13, 2007 at 10:48 AM

I wonder how many of these from-Asia stories have had lines such as “and we are still going to eat it, unless the local priest says it is bad luck to eat a cat born of a dog” lines removed?

Neo on June 13, 2007 at 11:11 AM

What a crock! This farmboy calls shenanigans.

jdpaz on June 13, 2007 at 11:40 AM

Treacher, where was Gutfeld on this?! Did it break too late for the taping?

RightWinged on June 13, 2007 at 12:33 PM

Probably caused by all the chemicals in the pet’s food.

bspoogeferd on June 13, 2007 at 12:42 PM

I swear to God I found one of those mutant puppy kittens in a Pepsi can once.

Or was that the Wendy’s chili?

saint kansas on June 13, 2007 at 5:08 AM