Comments on: Fatwa uproar: Does the Prophet’s urine have sanctifying properties?

By: Hening

Hening — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 12:29:48 +0000

As a Christian father of four, I was not loving what I found in those Pampers. No surprise that Islam would picture the display as lunch since their religious leader’s brains consist of it entirely.

By: JennyP

JennyP — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 19:03:39 +0000

(why am I even commenting on this thread??? eeeeewwwww)

This goes to show that Islam is really Mohammedism. Mohammed is their god.

This is similar to how, in one of the Infancy Gospels, the baby Jesus’ bathwater had miraculous healing properties.

By: franksalterego

franksalterego — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 16:38:14 +0000

I mean, after all, drinking wine, pretending it’s blood, and eating a biscuit, pretending it to be flesh, may seem strange, to some.

By: franksalterego

franksalterego — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 16:19:52 +0000

I just don’t know, if any of this can be resolved by tossing insults.

But, don’t let ME throw water on your parade.

By: James

James — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 16:01:55 +0000

Why do we insult the Prophet?…When the object of our derision should be the person who issued the Fatwah?

Huh? Nobody is saying that Big Mo’s urine is substandard in any way, shape, or form. We’re saying that it’s the same vile, disgusting, unsanitary fluid that everyone else has. The central theme of all the derision is that Gum’a says it isn’t the same. Or are we not allowed to profess our unbelief?

By: franksalterego

franksalterego — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 14:52:42 +0000

Why do we insult the Prophet?…When the object of our derision should be the person who issued the Fatwah?

Aren’t we playing right into his hands?…Giving him all the ammunition he needs, to say “See…See how they insult our religion.”

I think George Bush is right, when he says, this is a religion being hijacked by Anarchists, and Fanatics…And, this “Dr. Ali Gum’a” is one of them…*HE’S* the person, who should be laughed off the stage.

Jus’ sayin’

By: Mojave Mark

Mojave Mark — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 02:45:42 +0000

R&B singer R Kelly has converted to Islam. mattshu on June 12, 2007 at 7:23 PM

Now he can hook up with 9 year olds AND IT'S LEGAL in Sharia countries.

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By: NEMETI IN SYRACUSE

NEMETI IN SYRACUSE — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 01:48:05 +0000

Sure, after the Pedophile plunked his nine year old wife I’m sure he thought his pee was holy.

By: mattshu

mattshu — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 23:23:26 +0000

In a related story…

R&B singer R Kelly has converted to Islam.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R._Kelly#Controversy

By: GT

GT — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 22:31:45 +0000

One question. Does Holy Pee go with fish or red meat?

By: profitsbeard

profitsbeard — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 22:14:30 +0000

I thought my imported Zam-Zam water tasted a little funny! Whta's the prophet margin?

By: heroyalwhyness

heroyalwhyness — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 20:54:30 +0000

IIRC . . . there may be more stories about ‘sacred’ urine/sweat within the islamic culture. Having read Giles Milton’s “White Gold, The Extraordinary story of Thomas Pellow and Islam’s One Million White Slaves”, I recall reading that Moulay Ismail a tyrannical sultan of Morocco used slaves to collect his sweat/urine – considering it sacred as well.

By: Misha I

Misha I — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 20:30:21 +0000

What happened to semen?

You’d have to find a way to get it back out of the goat first.

By: RushBaby

RushBaby — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 20:22:19 +0000

What happened to semen?

Entelechy on June 12, 2007 at 4:15 PM

Oh – that’s reserved for plowing the harem.

By: Entelechy

Entelechy — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 20:15:16 +0000

“This blessing,” Al-Gum’a added, “[can also] be done with the honorable saliva, sweat, hair, urine or blood of the Prophet. This is because anyone who knows the love of the Messenger of Allah is not repulsed [by these]; just as a mother is not repulsed by the feces of her son

What happened to semen?

By: hollygolightly

hollygolightly — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 19:49:11 +0000

Okay guys, thanks a lot! I’m at work and I can’t even breathe from laughing at all your comments!

By: abinitioadinfinitum

abinitioadinfinitum — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 19:45:20 +0000

Prophet’s “pee-ons”
common sensineer on June 12, 2007 at 3:37 PM

HaHaHa, now thats funny !!

By: csdeven

csdeven — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 19:44:48 +0000

I wonder if mo’s piss is drank straight from the tap or is there some ceremonial golden cup involved?

By: abinitioadinfinitum

abinitioadinfinitum — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 19:43:34 +0000

Jim Jones or David Koresh didn’t even go this far.

In reality, the Muslim people have been drinking Camel urine for centuries to stay alive in the desert. So they quench their thirst and get blessed all at the same time. Two birds, one drink!

By: common sensineer

common sensineer — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 19:37:15 +0000

James on June 12, 2007 at 2:41 PM

BAHAHAHA! I laughed a little too loud here at work. There are many of the Prophet’s “pee-ons” here, so I must keep it muted.

By: Limerick

Limerick — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 19:36:59 +0000

I’m gonna make a fortune. Baskin-Robbins Tehran flavor of the month. Move over Bill Gates.

By: csdeven

csdeven — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 19:33:11 +0000

Wasn’t there a story a few weeks ago about women eating the snot of their husbands? The prophets snot must be especially sanctifying.

By: doufree

doufree — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 19:09:46 +0000

From Hidath (sp) number 6,321.99 …

“And the prophet of peace said, ‘No matter how much I curse and behead, a little of your tea, runs down my leg’”

By: Doug

Doug — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 19:05:03 +0000

Do you realize the implications of this? You can do whatever you want to any Muslim-argue, spit, yell, whatever…and then tell him that Mohammed told you to do it, so he has to take it. They can’t answer that, as their ‘faith’ doesn’t allow backtalk against Mohammed. And he’ll feel that he deserves it, as he is sinful.
Make Legalism work for you!