Comments on: Suicide bomber desecrates Koran

By: smellthecoffee

smellthecoffee — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 14:46:36 +0000

lan astaslem on June 11, 2007 at 2:24 PM

In Israel there was discussion of putting little (well sealed) bags of pig fat in various places on the bus. The idea was that if the bus got blown up, the pig fat would vaporize and mix with the parts of the terrorist. No virgins for Ahmed Bacon Bits. But it was scotched (is that an ethnic slur, btw?) by the seeenssitive elements in Israeli society. Yeah, they’ve got the same kind of idiots we do.

By: lan astaslem

lan astaslem — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 18:24:55 +0000

Did you guys see the comment titled “Islamic Terrorist Pig Brigade(ITPB)”? Collect the remains of all suicide bombers, and you have a tasty lunch for the pigs. Okay, it’s a little bit nauseating so soon after lunch, but you have to wonder if that would be a deterrent, don’t you? I thought it was an interesting proposal…

By: 4shoes

4shoes — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 18:12:58 +0000

Maybe he thought holding the koran would protect him… glad no one else was killed. Too bad it doesn’t always work out that way.

By: Professor Blather

Professor Blather — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 17:35:37 +0000

Thanks for the ironic laugh, dead guy.

Rest in pieces.

By: Drtuddle

Drtuddle — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 17:15:27 +0000

Goat Crap happens!

By: smellthecoffee

smellthecoffee — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 16:49:27 +0000

Kill the apostate!! Listen, if anyone could figure out how to kill someone twice, it’s these nutjobs.

By: James

James — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 16:25:47 +0000

My exit question: Since he blew up only himself (and his Koran), does that make him a candidate for a Darwin Award?

looking4statesmen on June 11, 2007 at 12:15 PM

Wouldn’t they call it an Evolution of the Prophet Mohammed Award?

It worked with danishes.

By: looking4statesmen

looking4statesmen — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 16:15:54 +0000

Seeing there was only one casualty, I’m willing to guess there was no pre-strike target practicing and he missed. Oops.

I would love to see the day where the entire Muslim world wakes up and says, “Ya know, this whole suicide bomber idea was really stupid. We should stop.” I’m not holding my breath, though.

My exit question: Since he blew up only himself (and his Koran), does that make him a candidate for a Darwin Award?

By: right2bright

right2bright — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 16:02:56 +0000

He was taking the Koran to a higher place. He will be considered a hero and matyr, this will be mandatory to take the Koran with you to show that out of the Koran you gain strength. You and the Koran shall perish together is the ultimate sacrifice.

The idiots.

By: wccawa

wccawa — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 16:01:29 +0000

Just another “work accident” by an “activist” “youth.” Nothing to see here, folks. Move along.

By: 400lb Gorilla

400lb Gorilla — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 15:59:38 +0000

So maybe the 72 virgins will spend eternity slapping him over the head with their Korans.

Its like like Korans aren’t destroyed every time mulsims blow up a mosque.

By: LakeRuins

LakeRuins — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 15:55:17 +0000

No worry as was pointed out on an earlier thread I am sure there is a subsection of some fatwa that forgives this. What is unforgiveable is the fact that he killed no infidels. That will probably send him to Hades.
/Good help is getting harder to find, but it has nothing to do with our actions in Iraq.