Sleeping Beauty said, “I believe myself to be the
most beautiful girl in the world.”

Tom Thumb said, “I must be the smallest
person in the world.”

Quasimodo said, “I absolutely have to be the most
disgusting person in the world.”

So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of
World
Records to have their claims verified.

Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out
looking deliriously happy.
“It’s official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the
world.”

Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant,
“I am now officially the smallest person in the
world.”

Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking
utterly confused and says,

“Who the heck is Rosie O’Donnell ?

I guess you haven’t seen her much outside of movies. One time she was on the old Politically Incorrect (when it was on abc) expounding on the joys of communism. Even Bill Maher told her she didn’t know what she was talking about. So if she’s too liberal for Bill Maher, it’s safe to say that at the very least she’s a moonbat.

She addressed this type of thinking and says that she has had a change of heart on many issues…againg/maturity will do that.

Guinan

Here I was, blithely assuming that all “magical Negroes” were men. Of course, as soon as I was reminded of Guinan, I thought of The Oracle in The Matrix, too.

“Exit Question”: Who cares?

Of course not!

William

Or is he just gonna talk about how, OMG!, All the world’s oceans are gonna be dead by 1999 if we don’t…oh, wait.

It’s 2007.

Never mind.

Roninacreage, as far as I know, she’s not a lesbian – she’s had some very public boyfriends, for example – but even if she were, why is that pertinent?

Nemeti – jeez, switch to decaf! :-)

Lets have a countdown til how long til Whoopi says something as freakin dumb as Rosie does?

Rosie O’Donnell is being replaced by Whoopi Goldberg on the hit daytime talk show The View. No shockers, and I know alot of View addicts (a group of which I will admit I have joined the ranks of) are disappointed that a conservative was not put in……

Yet another ‘woman’ that will send my libido running for the hills.

Don’t be fooled. Whoopie is every bit the moonbat. Her packaging is certainly superior to the O’Truther, and her wit undeniable. But she is just as politically wacked, and just as infected with BDS.

Resolute, nice concise analysis. TNG was way too feelgood, too much political background and baggage. Voyager was people having to do whatever was necessary to survive.

Voyager was horribly reviewed at the time. But now, it’s a cool show. I think that people were growing sick of 10 plus years of Star Trek.
Canadian Infidel on June 11, 2007 at 5:48 PM

TNG alot of the time was like a liberal fantasy world. They have technology that could easily solve thier problems but somehow they still get stuck in life threating moral dilemmas. Whoopi Goldberg was right in the middle of this sometimes, but she could also fire a gun!

Voyager has a certain pioneering spirit. Janeway wasnt afraid to shoot first sometimes when the situation calls for it.

Unless she’s a closet moon-bat which I doubt she is.
AlexB on June 11, 2007 at 6:49 PM

I guess you haven’t seen her much outside of movies. One time she was on the old Politically Incorrect (when it was on abc) expounding on the joys of communism. Even Bill Maher told her she didn’t know what she was talking about. So if she’s too liberal for Bill Maher, it’s safe to say that at the very least she’s a moonbat.

The audience loved her, and I thought she did just fine. She’s so freaking mellow.

Tanya on June 11, 2007 at 4:11 PM

Of course they loved her. They know she’s a liberal, they’re idiots cut from the same cloth. And yeah, she’ll be laid back at first, but give her some time and she’ll be spewing the same crap as rosie.

Unless she’s a closet moon-bat which I doubt she is.
I honestly can’t think of a better substitute.