I nominate CliffHanger to replace Gen Pace.

- The Cat

MirCat on June 10, 2007 at 5:11 PM

Actaully, the man likely to succeed him, Adm. Mike G. Mullen, would be an outstanding JCS chairman.

Here is a taste of how PC he feels the need to be.

You know a man more by his enemies than his friends. And how many of you didn’t even know Dodd was running?

Paranoia mixed with the physical D.T.’s topped off by terrifying hallucinations, seizures, and uncontrollable itching …and maybe a sudden taste for a matching cummerbund and dickey thrown in for fun.

Although — or perhaps because — I’m a big fan of “Get Smart,” I never saw the film “The Nude Bomb” when it came out to horrible reviews in 1980. No Barbara Feldon (too old), no Edwa ……

And if we can identify it, one day we will be able to abort (or genetically fix) gay fetus’s. You wanna see the gay crowd become pro-life in an instant?

csdeven on June 10, 2007 at 2:04 PM

No, they will only turn pro-life for the gay babies…The rest can get killed off.

Don’t ever forget how elitist homosexuals look at themselves as.

Look, I’m not “homophobic” because I recognize that female and male sexual organs that are uniquely designed (or uniquely “evolved” for our Darwinist friends out there) for producing offsprings, are not just a random coincidence. Yeah, I’m such a bad guy.

A United States Air Force research laboratory proposed in the mid-1990s creating a chemical agent that would stimulate homosexual behaviour among enemy troops, but the idea was quickly shot down by the Pentagon, a defence official said on Monday.

“It was a proposal that essentially came out of a brainstorming session as the best analogy,” Lieutenant Colonel Barry Venable, a defence department spokesperson, said. “The proposal was dismissed out of hand.”

- The Cat

The gay bomb is in a sub-category of methods proposed:
1) Chemical methods to attract stinging and biting insects to the enemy;
2) Chemical methods to mark the enemy to make them more detectable by sensors or animals; and
3) Chemical that affect human behavior and morale

The flavor of the memo is that of a response to a request for brainstorming on non-lethal weapons development. The weird thing is that it came from WL/FIVR, which was the Aircrew Enclosure Branch, responsible for improving cockpit design. WL/FIV was the Flight Dynamics Division, and WL/FI was the Air Vehicles Directorate (now AFRL/VA). [”WL” meant “Wright Laboratories” and the office symbols are ranked with the fewest letters being the highest level of organization.

Here is an organization chart for AFRL/VA.

This office was not even remotely working on weapons: weapons development is under the provenance of the Armaments Laboratory at Eglin AFB, FL.

First, you ask Americans to save and donate their bacon grease to the war effort. Next, we stockpile and load it into the Big Porker, which is more of a dispersal munition than a bomb that goes “Boom!”, and ship it out to the ME to be detonated over areas with large concentrations of enemy combatants.

My guess is the Jihadists will wish it were mustard gas.

The following message was found in a male latrine at an undisclosed military facility where testing of the Gay Bomb has been ongoing:

Oh the horror. The drapes in the fox hole are not color coordinated with the uniforms! The new digital camouflage patters of the Army and Marines are just IMPOSSIBLE!

At least the Marines have several color patterns, but the Army has only that yukky grey. Not even Ikea can provide table linen that come close to matching.

And those despicable haircuts. How can the well groomed soldier get up, get smartly dressed in his cammies, and fight in the morning when they can’t even use a good mousse product, because (1) their MRE’s don’t include one, and (2) their heads are either shaved or the hair is less than 1/4 inch long?

I mean, REALLY. It’s enough to make a stylist want to cry!

And let’s not even discuss those black, ugly rifles. Yuk. Don’t the girls at the Pentagon understand that with modern injection molding technology that rifles don’t have to be just black, but other colors, like Mauve. Or maybe Teal. In fact, they can swirl multiple colors into the molds and get a multicolor, party-like, effect. What soldier wouldn’t PROUDLY stand guard with a rifle consisting of yellow, green, mauve, and pink swirls in the stock. And think of the effect that a hot-pink parkerized bayonet would have on an enemy just before that 12 inches of “military love” gets jammed into their gut! Why, they’d be GLAD to die for their country (to borrow from that savage beast, George S. Patton) just to get some of that pink. I mean, who says we can’t make love AND war!

You know, this entire thing called “The Army” is just so butch sounding. We should rename it the “Posse.” We should leave the “The Navy” alone, after all it was immortalized by the Village People and that’s good enough for me. “The Air Force?” Why, that envisions a bunch of manly buff young things blowing air at the enemy. They can keep the “baby-blue” uniforms (it’s easier to match drapes and table linen), but the name is simply non-descriptive. How about the “FlyBoys.” I’m thinking a retro-WWII RAF style uniform with jodhpurs and black riding boots to go with a brown leather helmet and goggles. If you’re going to go out and fight Mano-a-Mano with the enemy, you should at least look marvelous!

Ugg. Marines. Way too much testosterone. And what’s with this “Merchant Marine” nonsense. Which is it? Do they sell stuff? Or do they kill stuff?

Hmm.

• Space Vehicles
• Information
• Air Vehicles
• Propulsion
• Directed Energy
• Materials & Manufacturing
• Sensors
• Munitions
• Human Effectiveness
• AF Office of Scientific Research

Not much in the way of chemistry or medicine there. Unless the project came out of AFOSR, I don’t see how any of the directorates at WPAFB would have had a hand in it.

Gay.

Totally.

- The Cat

PsyOps…what a wonderful thing.

Aren’t they the ones that scream, “Make Love not War”?

Double edge sword. If it is not a choice and it is genetic, then you can call it a bad mutation (like down syndrome) or even a disease (as genetics now seem to play a role in Alzheimer’s)

Tim Burton on June 10, 2007 at 1:59 PM

And if we can identify it, one day we will be able to abort (or genetically fix) gay fetus’s. You wanna see the gay crowd become pro-life in an instant?

I’m confused by this part. If sexual orientation is something that can be scientifically explained, why can’t it be scientifically changed?

I mean if it’s just a preference, then hormones won’t change that preference, but if it’s something physical, then wouldn’t hormones be able to change it?

Esthier on June 10, 2007 at 12:56 PM

That is why many homosexuals don’t want to be genetic.

I have a friend who is a homosexual and he called it the double edge sword. He advocates homosexuality as being, “just is”.

He said, if it is a choice, then a person can change. That is unacceptable by many homosexuals.

He said, if it is genetic, then it can be labeled as a bad mutation (fails Darwinism’s idea of passing one’s genetics on) or an outright disease (like down syndrome).

So he and a growing number of professionals are trying to get homosexuality labeled as “just is”.

The oddest thing about it is how needlessly complicated it is.

Perhaps Rube Golberg inspired?

If it is not a choice made by the individual than the individual cannot be judged for that choice, the sexual orientation becomes a normal healthy behavior. The need of the homosexual community to foster this belief onto the general public arises from the harsh reality that not only do most religions condemn homosexuality so historically has the vast majority of humanity.
doriangrey on June 10, 2007 at 1:53 PM

Double edge sword. If it is not a choice and it is genetic, then you can call it a bad mutation (like down syndrome) or even a disease (as genetics now seem to play a role in Alzheimer’s)