Comments on: Report: Inmate snapped covert Paris pics using camera hidden in her hoo-hah

By: OBX Pete

OBX Pete — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 17:45:25 +0000

“Say Cheese!”

geckomon on June 11, 2007 at 1:19 AM

Dammit Paris – I said ‘say cheese’ not cut the … oh, never mind!

By: CliffHanger

CliffHanger — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 16:29:04 +0000

Its amazing what some women will stick up there!

debi118 on June 10, 2007 at 6:43 PM

Oh yeah? Such as…?

Oops! Wrong forum, nevermind. I withdraw the question.

By: Jaibones

Jaibones — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 13:16:14 +0000

It was set to vibrate. Duh!

Mojave Mark on June 10, 2007 at 6:40 PM

Oh, no you didn’t.

By: seejanemom

seejanemom — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 12:36:45 +0000

Oh….the puns….where do I start?

SO many great ones have been covered already.

THREAD WINNER:

“Say Cheese!”

geckomon on June 11, 2007 at 1:19 AM

By: linlithgow

linlithgow — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 05:25:43 +0000

What’s the opposite of an @ss penny?

A mobo snitch.

By: geckomon

geckomon — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 05:19:09 +0000

“Say Cheese!”

By: DavePa

DavePa — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:06:54 +0000

“She’s refusing nourishment, claims the Daily News, lest she have to use the can and the prison guards turn into paparazzi.”

This ho-bag has made an x-rated porn movie and she’s worried about someone taking a snapshot of her taking a leak? Gimme a break!

By: serenity

serenity — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 03:38:06 +0000

That would explain the sort of “fuzzy” look around the edges…

By: Kini

Kini — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 03:30:33 +0000

I’m glad I bought my copy of Photoshop in Malaysia!

By: MirCat

MirCat — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 03:16:29 +0000

That is GROSS! Its amazing what some women will stick up there! debi118 on June 10, 2007 at 6:43 PM

Like this woman - The Cat

By: hillbillyjim

hillbillyjim — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 03:02:47 +0000

Yuck. Way too much information.

By: sonnyspats1

sonnyspats1 — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 02:43:54 +0000

U hum. The ole cooter cam EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! Women can be so nasty!!!

By: profitsbeard

profitsbeard — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 01:57:21 +0000

Limerick- Depends on who's holding it. (Rosie O'D.: nyet! Clara Morgane; oui!) (Is that a ringing in your panties, or are you just happy to see me?)

By: yo

yo — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 01:49:29 +0000

Lord help us if that cam took snaps before she got it out of there.

By: Jim Treacher

Jim Treacher — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 01:38:39 +0000

It coulda been worse… The other inmate coulda been a pooperazi!

By: fusionaddict

fusionaddict — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 01:34:56 +0000

With deference to Tony Schiavone, this is truly The Biggest Night In The History Of Our Great Sport™.

By: Attila (Pillage Idiot)

Attila (Pillage Idiot) — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 01:20:23 +0000

From Sleeper. Woody Allen says to Diane Keaton, who’s smuggled in a huge gun: “Where have you been hiding it? Don’t tell me.”

By: SouthernGent

SouthernGent — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 01:08:44 +0000

Isn’t “hoo-hah” Oprah’s favorite new term?

By: Defector01

Defector01 — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 01:05:41 +0000

inmate probably made enough the hire the same lawyer that Paris used on this case and lost

By: smellthecoffee

smellthecoffee — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 01:02:37 +0000

Once the paparazzi hear about this, they’ll be saying “Doh! To think I could have been sticking one up my heinie all these years!”

By: infidel4life

infidel4life — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 00:47:17 +0000

They don’t pussyfoot around at Twin Towers.

By: Limerick

Limerick — Sun, 10 Jun 2007 23:59:06 +0000

I don’t care if I have to call 911 or not…..I’m never borrowing a cell phone.

By: Pam

Pam — Sun, 10 Jun 2007 23:50:05 +0000

That is really dirty, but at the same time rather humorous!

By: WisCon

WisCon — Sun, 10 Jun 2007 23:44:30 +0000

Sooner or later, any discussion concerning Paris Hilton will evolve into a discussion of hoo-hahs.

By: Mortis

Mortis — Sun, 10 Jun 2007 23:23:20 +0000

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*catches breath*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA