Video: Baseball like it oughta be
posted at 10:00 pm on June 2, 2007 by Allahpundit
The nicest thing about the new headlines feature? It frees me up to tackle the serious issues on the blog.
I guess the lesson here is if you’re going to make an ass of yourself, you might as well go the whole nine yards. Click the image to watch.










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Role model.
infidel4life on June 2, 2007 at 10:04 PM
Must have his eye on Bobby Cox’s job…
DCJeff on June 2, 2007 at 10:08 PM
I think that’s my old little league coach!
Sorry, but there’s nothing quite like a coach’s rant. Always worth watching–and that might have been the best one of all time. The stealth rosin bag grenade approach was tops. Gotta use that one in the classroom with the second graders…
robblefarian on June 2, 2007 at 10:12 PM
Embarrassing. Someone’s gonna get a big fine and suspension….
Attila (Pillage Idiot) on June 2, 2007 at 10:15 PM
Childish.
SouthernGent on June 2, 2007 at 10:16 PM
Heh,
I am taking my ball (or base in this case) and I am running home.
F15Mech on June 2, 2007 at 10:17 PM
Funny! Very, very, funny!
Weight of Glory on June 2, 2007 at 10:20 PM
hahahahahahahahaha Watch out! Incomming ! Rosen grenade !
sonnyspats1 on June 2, 2007 at 10:22 PM
Classic! The rosin/grenade part was the best.
forged rite on June 2, 2007 at 10:30 PM
that’s very funny….thanks for posting it AllahPundit.
hahahahaha
rslancer14 on June 2, 2007 at 10:33 PM
That’s why they call it Boosh.
laelaps on June 2, 2007 at 10:35 PM
Now that’s what I call 2 stolen bases!
TheBigOldDog on June 2, 2007 at 10:38 PM
in other news, Pitcher-for-hire Roger Clemens was scratched from Monday’s start against Chicago because of groin fatigue.
See what a night out with A-Rod will do to you when you’re in your 40s.
TheBigOldDog on June 2, 2007 at 10:43 PM
Another reason why I hate sports of all kinds.
Warner Todd Huston on June 2, 2007 at 10:51 PM
OK AllahP…yet another post about we Southerners…BUT you do have a POINT this time and are correct (ACKKKKKKKKKK I CANT BELIEVE I HAD TO POST THAT!!)
BUT…it is BASEBALL and it IS supposed to be played HARD…there is a phrase in baseball “dirt players” which means REALLY tough guys who slide in CLEATS-UP!
So, this is just bush league baseball but it is still entertaining and baseball is MEAN sometimes! Football is sissy stuff compared to a 95mph ball coming at your HEAD!
labwrs on June 2, 2007 at 10:53 PM
We’ll take him in Milwaukee over Milquetoast Ned Yost. At least that guy stands up for his pitchers instead of leaving them in too long and going to obvious losers too often.
steveegg on June 2, 2007 at 10:54 PM
Not a Well Man
baldilocks on June 2, 2007 at 11:02 PM
Spectacular… that was Earl Weaver on steroids. LMAO!
Terp Mole on June 2, 2007 at 11:16 PM
Yelling at the ump…….classic baseball.
After that he gets a pink-slip. He can take all that WWF stuff and confine it to his living room.
Limerick on June 2, 2007 at 11:19 PM
Idiot
dostrick on June 2, 2007 at 11:20 PM
hands down the best part of that clip was the Al Green soundtrack.
John from OPFOR on June 2, 2007 at 11:41 PM
I’d say Wellman has every bit as much respect for those baseball umpires as I do for our congressman in D.C.
CyberCipher on June 2, 2007 at 11:42 PM
He’s a better Bobby Cox than Bobby Cox (who almost holds the record for being ejected from games)!
Nice.
BobH on June 2, 2007 at 11:53 PM
Good stuff…baseball is boring and he made it interesting.
EnochCain on June 2, 2007 at 11:54 PM
Gitmo this man NOW!
Limerick on June 2, 2007 at 11:57 PM
This is why I prefer ice hockey. That dude would have to answer for those antics with his A$$.
liquidflorian on June 2, 2007 at 11:58 PM
I mean go local baseball team!
EnochCain on June 3, 2007 at 12:04 AM
A comment from Deadspin that cracked me up:
“Unless the umpire was raised by parrots, he still knows where home plate is.”
AdrianG on June 3, 2007 at 12:29 AM
That’s a scream. I love the sneaking up on the mound bit. I thought he was having a flashback to Nam.
I bet he’ll be checked into rehab toot sweet.
I love baseball – have season tickets to the A’s.
Bad Penny on June 3, 2007 at 12:33 AM
If not in the Braves system, perhaps Lou Piniella’s?
Exit question: Why can a manager get away with vandalizing the diamond, but when a paying spectator runs out on the field, the security people run him right down?
kevcad on June 3, 2007 at 12:45 AM
This is why football has a “delay of game” penalty.
Jim-Rose on June 3, 2007 at 1:03 AM
He started out doing an “Earl Weaver” in the umps face. He then sequed into a “Billy Martin” with the dirt and home plate. Act III with third base was a very nice “Lou Pinella.” He then rounded it out with an original movement and the rosin bag grenade. The coda was another “Lou Pinella” with second base.
A well composed and executed tantrum. I’ll give it an 8.5, mostly for his excellent interpretation of the classics.
Mallard T. Drake on June 3, 2007 at 1:05 AM
Looks kind of like the Republicans after the November elections.(or the Dems after 2000) take your pick.
LOL
Bradky on June 3, 2007 at 2:19 AM
There is no comparison between the post-election Republicans in ’06 and the post-election Dems in ’00. The former, for the most part, were gracious and accepting of their defeat. The latter are still in denial, acting like graceless pigs about theirs.
However, that video is damn funny stuff!
Kensington on June 3, 2007 at 3:59 AM
It is all part of Rove’s plan to take our attention out of immigration
Ropera on June 3, 2007 at 4:01 AM
Look, I’m a tiger!
Seixon on June 3, 2007 at 4:15 AM
So who knew Mississippi had a baseball team? I guess I’m a little behind on the headlines.
saint kansas on June 3, 2007 at 5:46 AM
It’s a minor league team, saint. That’s why you might not have heard about it.
Sean M. on June 3, 2007 at 6:31 AM
And you know – no matter how much this guy, or Earl Weaver or Billy Martin or Sweet Lou ranted the umpire never changed his call.
Ellen on June 3, 2007 at 6:38 AM
That must have been one bad call!
Zorro on June 3, 2007 at 7:10 AM
There was a time when a man acting like this would be taken away in a strait jacket to live with Nurse Ratchet. Ah, the good ol’ days.
Brat on June 3, 2007 at 7:54 AM
Anger Management
vcferlita on June 3, 2007 at 8:08 AM
Baseball like it ought to be would have the pitcher yelling at the batter, who is holding up a hand at the ump as he digs a spot in the batters box, something like this:
“Keep digging! Make a nice hole you can be buried in!”
The next four pitches would be fastballs thrown at the batter’s ear.
TwinkietheKid on June 3, 2007 at 8:15 AM
It’s boring only to those who don’t understand what’s going on. When I was listening to Cubs radio broadcasts in the ’80′s they had a commentator for [the idiot] Harry Caray, whose name was Steve Stone, a former standout pitcher for the NY Mets; he understood the game. Listening to him, I began to appreciate the subtleties of the game. There is a whole chess-game-within-the-game going on, with outfield and infield position adjustments, pitch selection and location, all depending on not just the hitter, but the score, the count, the number of men on base, etc. I also REALLY encourage everyone to read the book Moneyball, by Michael Lewis (Norton, 2003, available cheap in used editions). How advances in statistical techniques used by market traders (sp. fractals) began to be applied to baseball statistics, producing a whole new way of thinking about what makes a quality ball player, enabling the A’s to make and do well in the playoffs for a few years with the lowest payroll in the game (until everyone else caught up with the new thinking). The chapter in which Billy Bean (A’s manager at the time) is horsetrading with two other managers on two different phone lines at the same time is worth the price of the book itself. Saying that baseball is boring is like saying there is no difference between chess and checkers; it reveals one thing, and I don’t have to spell out what that is.
smellthecoffee on June 3, 2007 at 10:22 AM
Hey, look! It’s Enrico Pallazzo!
Readymade on June 3, 2007 at 1:01 PM
Uhhh, There’s no clock in baseball, the GREATEST game on Earth, period.
There is no better way to help a team at certain points during the season. Tensions evaporate in the clubhouse after this, teams laugh and enjoy these things, it is a great way to show emotion with out getting too stupid ( i.e. hockey blind sided hits that maim others, football taking out knees or leading with the helmet, basketball…well their almost all preschooler brats anyway, ….).
GREAT CLIP. GREAT GAME.
shooter on June 3, 2007 at 2:27 PM
they’re. there, I fixed their to they are…there ya go.
shooter on June 3, 2007 at 2:28 PM
This arsehole’s team should have had the game forfeited. Any organized sport can not countenance such ridiculous behavior. Now a new low has been set to which some nitwit will aspire to break.
thegreatbeast on June 3, 2007 at 4:44 PM
Mallard T. Drake absolutely nailed this one.
Way back in the sixties, my dad had painted on the basement walls scenes of manager/ump discussions. One had the cap tip to head, with chew or something not quite staying in the mouth
One had the kicking dirt on the plate thing going.
These were all classic scenes, played out like a best hits album in one fit.
OneEyedJack on June 3, 2007 at 7:14 PM
What a douche. He wasn’t standing up for anything; he was just acting like an asshole. What a strange way for a grown man to spend money.
Jaibones on June 3, 2007 at 7:59 PM
Is he like married to Rosie or something.
Over-rated overpayed baby. Time out in a corner
for a few years please.
Texyank on June 3, 2007 at 9:10 PM
Awesome.
Baseball IS a delay of game.
James on June 4, 2007 at 10:38 AM
I’m guessing he REALLLY wanted to earn his own case of Miller’s Light.
Blaise on June 4, 2007 at 3:15 PM