Is it time to say their kids must be proud. . . .

that was a really stupid advert.

Bud Light tastes like godd@%&ed p#$s.
…that’s been recycled through a f@$%*ing diseased camel.

WRONGO!

That’s what the CLYDESDALES are used for!

I went to college in Lacrosse, Wisconsin, where “Old Style” was brewed at the time (G. Heiliman Brewery). It was the late 1960′s. The legal age for beer was 18. Tappers in the local bars only served Old Style, and a schooner of it only cost a quarter (I considered the low cost a homage for being a local product, BTW).

But when you’re a poor college student, with only 2 bucks in your pocket, paying a quarter for a “pop” means you can get a pretty good head of steam up on two bucks. After 8 or so, you can impress the ladies with how swaave and de-bone-air you are. Then, who knows, you might actually get lucky.

But, watch what happens to men’s bathroom etiquette (see the other blog entry) when the someone puts up a sign above the urinals that reads “Roses are red, violets are blue, while you’re reading this, you’re pissing on your shoe.”

Followed by one by the proprietors: “We try to keep the bathrooms clean for your use. Please vomit ONLY in the toilets, not the urinals or or the floor, and flush afterwords. When using the urinal, DO NOT READ THE FOREGOING POETRY. We aim to please. You aim, too, please!”

Ah. Yes. Good times, good times.

That said, the vid will likely become regular office vernacular as “Wazzzup” did.

How immature do you have to be to find this Bud Light commercial (embedded here) funny? I don’t know, but however immature it is, I’m a ……

All these comments about good beer take me back a few years when we’d go across the border to PA to the distributor in Point Marion. We could get it all without paying an arm and a leg. Sold only by the case, which I never fully understood, but who’s complaining? Sierra Nevada, Sheaf Stout, St. Pauli Girl Dark, local favorite Yuengling, etc.

Those were the good old days. Damn A-B for whatever futuristic psychotropic additive they put in their brews. I think it’s time to break free of their tyranny and go back to better taste and quality.

I guess no one here has ever had Red White and Blue or Pabst Blue Ribbon. Now there is some dog pi**

Poop.

Bohack was a supermarket chain.

Coronagold

That’s the point…they had their own store brand. I think this was the basis for Billy Beer (another winner)!

The comment about doing the commercial without the beeps is on the right track.

Let’s all think carefully, what word we associate most with the the beep and what is its true derivation?

Has anyone else out there tasted ALL of the following brews?

Tiger
Hite
Tusker
Red Horse
Swan

Homer (tasting) – “Hmmm….tastes good, but there’s something different. Something I can’t quite put my finger on…”
(Inside Red Tick Beer brewery) – “Needs more dog!”

Bud Lite is like sex in a canoe…

F*&$ing close to water.

pappy on June 2, 2007 at 9:07 PM

You Monty Python fan, you! ;-)

These guys may be flaming left-wing wackjobs, but they make good beer.

I discovered how badly imported beers are ruined in order to get to America.

Freelancer on June 3, 2007 at 6:58 AM

It is a tragedy, a complete and utter tragedy.

OK, Attila, ready? Remember Bohack beer? AAAARRRGGH!

stonemeister on June 2, 2007 at 11:17 PM

I said I was a Mets fan circa 1962, not that I drank beer back then. Never heard of Bohack. I thought Rheingold was the exclusive beer advertiser for the team.

PBR, Schiltz ML, and Hamm’s were the heaviest advertised beers during my childhood years. Can still recall many of the jingles, and the Hamm’s bear cartoon commercials were a riot. Coors, Miller and Bud became the most popular a few years later.

I never did care for pale or most lager beers, preferring those with some depth to them, like Dos Equis (dark) or Guiness stout. At the same time, some malts were acceptable, like Carlsberg.

On a trip to Europe just before my 19th birthday, I discovered how badly imported beers are ruined in order to get to America. Heineken dark, Tuborg stout, Harp ale, and an amazingly heavy Munich brew called Doppelbock were all far smoother and tastier than the bitter replicas our import system allowed. I guess it was necessary to make most domestic beers seem drinkable in comparison. I can’t comment on light beers, never had one.

I did drink a Near Beer once, and have to say that whoever named it was a terrible judge of distance.

Has anyone else out there tasted ALL of the following brews?

Tiger
Hite
Tusker
Red Horse
Swan

From the Bayou….

Bud Lite is like sex in a canoe…

F*&$ing close to water.

pappy on June 2, 2007 at 9:07 PM

Funny. One of the obnoxious guys at work drinks Bud Lite all the time. I can’t wait to use that line on him……