Video: Anheuser-Busch pushes the f@%#ing envelope

posted at 7:53 pm on June 2, 2007 by Allahpundit

Cute, but it won’t change the fact that Bud Light tastes like godd@%&ed p#$s.

Somewhere Theodore Dalrymple is having an aneurysm.

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The premise was lame, but the execution was funny.

frankj on June 2, 2007 at 7:58 PM

That’s &[email protected] great!

ROTFLMAO!

kevcad on June 2, 2007 at 8:02 PM

That was good but Bryan and Michelle’s cow bells etc. would have been icing on the cake…

Zorro on June 2, 2007 at 8:04 PM

Funny yes, but still tastes like wang.

Kini on June 2, 2007 at 8:07 PM

Oops, I meant, it has a wang to it.

Kini on June 2, 2007 at 8:08 PM

Now, do it without the beeps.

JayHaw Phrenzie on June 2, 2007 at 8:10 PM

….it won’t change the fact that Bud Light tastes like godd@%&ed p#$s.

Amen, AP. The only thing worse is a Miller Light.

BacaDog on June 2, 2007 at 8:12 PM

Is that f@%#ing Ginger dude on the cover Theodore Dalrymple?

abinitioadinfinitum on June 2, 2007 at 8:16 PM

Wang, eh? Wasn’t that the name of the exchange student in Sixteen Candles? Oh wait–that was Dong. But I agree, Kini–it does have a bit a “dong” to it. Hehe…

robblefarian on June 2, 2007 at 8:18 PM

Funny yes, but still tastes like wang.

Kini on June 2, 2007 at 8:07 PM
KINI well I never!! LOL Don’t you care Theodore Dalrmple is having an anurism? OH by the way you have a great site linked to your comment. Mind if I comment there?

sonnyspats1 on June 2, 2007 at 8:22 PM

OK, that was funny….

better without the beeps, though

Lonevoice on June 2, 2007 at 8:24 PM

Its not like they said “sochulism” or something like it.

Labamigo on June 2, 2007 at 8:27 PM

Natural Light is the most foul tasting dogp&*s in existence. Bud Light doesn’t even hold a candle to it.

packsoldier on June 2, 2007 at 8:31 PM

I found that Bud Lite began to taste better when I got married…’course that was after my wife took away my @alls.

Weight of Glory on June 2, 2007 at 8:32 PM

When it started out, I thought it was going to be dumb, but it got pretty funny! Thanks, Allah.

stonemeister on June 2, 2007 at 8:39 PM

Schlitz Beer is by far the worst beer ever! IMAO

abinitioadinfinitum on June 2, 2007 at 8:41 PM

Schlitz Beer is by far the worst beer ever! IMAO

abinitioadinfinitum

You’ve obviously never had Schaeffer or Ballantine’s.

stonemeister on June 2, 2007 at 8:48 PM

Or an Old Style, man, that stuff is rank.

Evilwhiteguy on June 2, 2007 at 8:50 PM

It’s a good thing they’re saving money so at least some of the court costs are defrayed.

Speakup on June 2, 2007 at 8:52 PM

“My beer is Rhinegold, the dry beer…It’s refreshing not sweet, it’s the extra-dry treat, won’t you try extra dry Rhinegold beer?”

stonemeister on June 2, 2007 at 8:58 PM

There used to be Iron City Beer in Jersey 3qts for a dollores. I would upgrade to Scmidts Beer 65 cents a qt. before I drank that ‘rot gut’. We were livin large. ha ha

sonnyspats1 on June 2, 2007 at 8:59 PM

Natural Light is the most foul tasting dogp&*s in existence. Bud Light doesn’t even hold a candle to it.

maybe that is because natural light is just bottom of the barrel bud light….makes me cringe just thinking about it

pmoshields on June 2, 2007 at 9:00 PM

AAHHHH good ol Schaeffer,
When I was in high school during spring break we would buy cases of Schaeffer for pennies on the dollar, go down to Florida and trade suckers for Bud. Bud wasn’t all that great but defiantly better then Schaeffer.
I just Googled , and found this…
Gasko & Meyer, Inc. still distributes Schaefer and Schlitz Beer

abinitioadinfinitum on June 2, 2007 at 9:02 PM

If it actually aired on television it would be awesome. But why censor yourself for an Internet commercial. Weak

Opinionnation on June 2, 2007 at 9:02 PM

Oh one of the best is Rolling Rock Beer of Latrobe PA. Brewed with mountain spring water. They were the original 7oz. Pony bottles mmmm best when icey cold mmmmm watching the friday night fights sponsered by Gillette.

sonnyspats1 on June 2, 2007 at 9:04 PM

Doesn’t change the taste—lessness of Bud Light.

Ian on June 2, 2007 at 9:07 PM

Mind if I comment there?

sonnyspats1 on June 2, 2007 at 8:22 PM

Not at all, please do!

Kini on June 2, 2007 at 9:07 PM

Bud Lite is like sex in a canoe…

F*&$ing close to water.

pappy on June 2, 2007 at 9:07 PM

Rolling Rock Beer
I’ll 2nd that

abinitioadinfinitum on June 2, 2007 at 9:08 PM

My grandmother used to say that Beer gives you the run for the money.

Hows about, Genesse Cream Ale, it’s funky without the funk.

Kini on June 2, 2007 at 9:10 PM

I used to cook with beer, but first tasting the beer to make sure it’s not too sweet, not too rancid, but just right! (hic)

Kini on June 2, 2007 at 9:13 PM

Mind if I comment there?

sonnyspats1 on June 2, 2007 at 8:22 PM

Yes, as I said before Kini lives well and eats well.

abinitioadinfinitum on June 2, 2007 at 9:13 PM

Hows about, Genesse Cream Ale, it’s funky without the funk.

Kini

Hey, that’s my favorite!

stonemeister on June 2, 2007 at 9:14 PM

I still like this Bud light commercial more.

Beer Dogs

AZPatriot on June 2, 2007 at 9:15 PM

All these comments are great, but one thing, in fairness to our over the boarder friends,… cerveza por favor?

Corona – beer was never suppose to have fruit in it.
And Winebeer from Holland, you gatta be kiddin me.

Kini on June 2, 2007 at 9:21 PM

Kini now your talking imported beer and for my money a Bass or Watneys draft pulled from a cold keg into a frostey mug is… well… Nirvana

sonnyspats1 on June 2, 2007 at 9:26 PM

Funny.

vcferlita on June 2, 2007 at 9:27 PM

Corona – beer was never suppose to have fruit in it.
And Winebeer from Holland, you gatta be kiddin me.

Kini on June 2, 2007 at 9:21 PM

I stay away from both. That Holland beer always had a fishy smell to it,… well maybe that was my gir…oh never mind

abinitioadinfinitum on June 2, 2007 at 9:28 PM

Amen, AP. The only thing worse is a Miller Light.

BacaDog on June 2, 2007 at 8:12 PM

Never tasted Schlitz have you?

Tim Burton on June 2, 2007 at 9:29 PM

Yes, as I said before Kini lives well and eats well.

abinitioadinfinitum on June 2, 2007 at 9:13 PM

I owe it all to capitalism. The redistribution of wealth the old fashion way, by earning it. Thanks.

I’m slightly attracted to some beers, like St. Pauly Girl, and Moosehead.

Ah, shouldn’t had gone there….. shucks….

Kini on June 2, 2007 at 9:30 PM

sonnyspats1 on June 2, 2007 at 9:26 PM

Harps Larger and Guinness stout, the perfect half and half. ♥

Kini on June 2, 2007 at 9:33 PM

Never tasted Schlitz have you?

Tim Burton on June 2, 2007 at 9:29 PM

It will curl your taste buds

abinitioadinfinitum on June 2, 2007 at 9:34 PM

I think I’ll go have me a Beer. good night all

abinitioadinfinitum on June 2, 2007 at 9:37 PM

well maybe that was my gir…oh never mind

abinitioadinfinitum on June 2, 2007 at 9:28 PM

Oh no say it isn’t so not my St. Pauley Girl.

sonnyspats1 on June 2, 2007 at 9:38 PM

Nice….thanks for the laughes. Now go have F@#$%ing drink.

VikingGoneWild on June 2, 2007 at 9:41 PM

Bud Light tastes like godd@%&ed p#$s.

…that’s been recycled through a f@$%*ing diseased camel.

infidel4life on June 2, 2007 at 9:41 PM

Kini on June 2, 2007 at 9:33 PM

Oh I’ve favored the Guiness Stout but it does get a little pungent at the bottom. Hmm try a little harps good idea.

sonnyspats1 on June 2, 2007 at 9:42 PM

I tried Bud Light once. It makes my Olde Frothing Slosh taste like champaigne in comparison.

Damn, now, I can’t remember what p*ss we bought by the case when I was in college. I do remember we all loved Cream Ale, but no one would let anyone else drink it.

Dusty on June 2, 2007 at 9:44 PM

Haha! And Sam Adams – brewer/patriot – that’s the way to go!

Spirit of 1776 on June 2, 2007 at 9:50 PM

That’s it, abinitioadinfinitum. Schaeffer! Wow, most of us tranferred out of that market after two years and into Strohs country to kill the remainder of our brains cells with that.

Dusty on June 2, 2007 at 9:51 PM

Bud Light is not as bad as “Dirty Dick’s Ale

Wade on June 2, 2007 at 9:52 PM

The more I drink the more pornographic my beer gets.
Under a bad influence.

Kini on June 2, 2007 at 9:58 PM

And what do they say when they taste the B*d L*ght:

Jesus F***ing Ch**st! This s**t s*cks worse than p**s from the bladder of a f***ing frozen g*dd*mned c***-****ing m*le!

And I agree.

Give me nutty Belgian brew.

profitsbeard on June 2, 2007 at 10:06 PM

AAHHHH good ol Schaeffer,
When I was in high school during spring break we would buy cases of Schaeffer for pennies on the dollar, go down to Florida and trade suckers for Bud.
abinitioadinfinitum on June 2, 2007 at 9:02 PM

Schaffer was what we used to get too, unfortunately we didn’t have any suckers to trade up with. For some reason we also developed a taste for malt liquor and would get Schlitz and Mickey’s a lot of the time.

forged rite on June 2, 2007 at 10:07 PM

“My beer is Rhinegold, the dry beer…It’s refreshing not sweet, it’s the extra-dry treat, won’t you try extra dry Rhinegold beer?”

stonemeister on June 2, 2007 at 8:58 PM

Ah, a Mets fan, circa 1962. Like me.

Attila (Pillage Idiot) on June 2, 2007 at 10:23 PM

Funny yes, but still tastes like wang.

Kini

Please descibe how you learned what wang tastes like.

okthankyoubye!

Kristopher on June 2, 2007 at 10:59 PM

Ah, a Mets fan, circa 1962. Like me.

Attila (Pillage Idiot)

OK, Attila, ready? Remember Bohack beer? AAAARRRGGH!

stonemeister on June 2, 2007 at 11:17 PM

“Poop!”

“Doesn’t count!”

“Shut the %$#@!! up!”

LMAO

Chuck on June 2, 2007 at 11:32 PM

Ham’s has to be the worst beer I’ve ever had, a close second is Schlitz or Schaeffer.

My favorite is Rolling Rock, smooth, not watery and bitter like Miller Light and Bud Light

NeverSubmit on June 3, 2007 at 12:02 AM

First off, Bud Lite tastes like weasel p1ss and all you Rolling Rock people are high on something (IT tastes like, I dunno, feet. Still better than Heineken, though). Guiness is the the good stuff as far as I’m concerned, but then I cut my teeth on good old Natural Ice (so lousy I forget which company actually makes it). The stuff was TERRIBLE, but so alcoholic that after three beers you just didn’t care anymore! Plus, the PX sold it for dirt cheap so my roommates and I would just pool our money after work and get a case. One case was usually enough to get three good sized Marines a good to heavy buzz, provided we hadn’t been pickling our livers lately on stronger stuff. Ah, the memories of barracks life!

Militant Bibliophile on June 3, 2007 at 12:03 AM

Hows about, Genesse Cream Ale, it’s funky without the funk.

Kini on June 2, 2007 at 9:10 PM

That was my beer of choice in high school. Oops. Did I say that out loud?

calirighty on June 3, 2007 at 12:36 AM

For office humor advertisement, nothing will ever beat Reebok’s old “Terry Tate: Office Linebacker” spots.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzToNo7A-94

Get ready for the pain train!

Blacklake on June 3, 2007 at 12:46 AM

I don’t drink Bud, or any beer for that matter (whisk(e)y only for me) but I always liked Bud commercials in that their product sells itself so well that they hardly advetise the actual product in their commercials.

Yakko77 on June 3, 2007 at 12:47 AM

A couple of other pee-water beers that I remembered were Bass and Old Milwaukee.

kevcad on June 3, 2007 at 12:49 AM

Sorry guys, I brew my own Scots ale and German lager.

Other than Guinness, Harp and some others, macro brews taste like watered down koolaid.

I might remind you;

Brew your own beer
By Michelle Malkin · September 05, 2006 05:10 PM

I’m getting tons of reports from readers and bloggers who are receiving stock e-mail replies and blog comments posted by Miller Media Relations denying that they sponsored the Chicago illegal alien march this weekend and claiming that the company supports the full enforcement of immigration laws. I also received the boilerplate CYA statement. Here it is:

http://michellemalkin.com/archives/005861.htm

Speakup on June 3, 2007 at 12:51 AM

Spirit of 1776 on June 2, 2007 at 9:50 PM

Haha! And Sam Adams – brewer/patriot – that’s the way to go!

Yes, why yes it is, one of my favorites in fact.

doriangrey on June 3, 2007 at 12:58 AM

How hard was it for them to do that without laughing? They must have known how funny it was going to be.

Black Adam on June 3, 2007 at 1:08 AM

Bud Lite is like sex in a canoe…

F*&$ing close to water.

pappy on June 2, 2007 at 9:07 PM

Funny. One of the obnoxious guys at work drinks Bud Lite all the time. I can’t wait to use that line on him……

Mallard T. Drake on June 3, 2007 at 1:13 AM

budweiser is still good at a tailgate and they have the best commercial writers in the game

Defector01 on June 3, 2007 at 1:16 AM

When you come to San Francisco, get Anchor Steam. For a quick hammerin’ by those of us who have no taste and want it cheap and easy, there is Keystone …

laelaps on June 3, 2007 at 2:50 AM

Abita Beer

From the Bayou….

EricPWJohnson on June 3, 2007 at 3:26 AM

Heineken? F#$k that s*(t! PABST BLUE RIBBON!!!

saint kansas on June 3, 2007 at 5:25 AM

Working strictly from memory, as I gave up drinking just after turning 21.

PBR, Schiltz ML, and Hamm’s were the heaviest advertised beers during my childhood years. Can still recall many of the jingles, and the Hamm’s bear cartoon commercials were a riot. Coors, Miller and Bud became the most popular a few years later.

I never did care for pale or most lager beers, preferring those with some depth to them, like Dos Equis (dark) or Guiness stout. At the same time, some malts were acceptable, like Carlsberg.

On a trip to Europe just before my 19th birthday, I discovered how badly imported beers are ruined in order to get to America. Heineken dark, Tuborg stout, Harp ale, and an amazingly heavy Munich brew called Doppelbock were all far smoother and tastier than the bitter replicas our import system allowed. I guess it was necessary to make most domestic beers seem drinkable in comparison. I can’t comment on light beers, never had one.

I did drink a Near Beer once, and have to say that whoever named it was a terrible judge of distance.

Has anyone else out there tasted ALL of the following brews?

Tiger
Hite
Tusker
Red Horse
Swan

Freelancer on June 3, 2007 at 6:58 AM

OK, Attila, ready? Remember Bohack beer? AAAARRRGGH!

stonemeister on June 2, 2007 at 11:17 PM

I said I was a Mets fan circa 1962, not that I drank beer back then. Never heard of Bohack. I thought Rheingold was the exclusive beer advertiser for the team.

Attila (Pillage Idiot) on June 3, 2007 at 7:57 AM

Bud Lite is like sex in a canoe…

F*&$ing close to water.

pappy on June 2, 2007 at 9:07 PM

You Monty Python fan, you! ;-)

These guys may be flaming left-wing wackjobs, but they make good beer.

I discovered how badly imported beers are ruined in order to get to America.

Freelancer on June 3, 2007 at 6:58 AM

It is a tragedy, a complete and utter tragedy.

TwinkietheKid on June 3, 2007 at 8:05 AM

Bohack was a supermarket chain.

Has anyone else out there tasted ALL of the following brews?

Tiger
Hite
Tusker
Red Horse
Swan

Homer (tasting) – “Hmmm….tastes good, but there’s something different. Something I can’t quite put my finger on…”
(Inside Red Tick Beer brewery) – “Needs more dog!”

Coronagold on June 3, 2007 at 8:12 AM

Real life in motion-some will do anything for a beer.

The comment about doing the commercial without the beeps is on the right track.

Let’s all think carefully, what word we associate most with the the beep and what is its true derivation?

MSGTAS on June 3, 2007 at 8:46 AM

The Marines in my office should be having a big party soon, if this was/is the case.

StuLongIsland on June 3, 2007 at 10:12 AM

Bohack was a supermarket chain.

Coronagold

That’s the point…they had their own store brand. I think this was the basis for Billy Beer (another winner)!

stonemeister on June 3, 2007 at 10:48 AM

American culture continues to rise from the sewers…

Halley on June 3, 2007 at 10:50 AM

I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time.

Poop.

ballz2wallz on June 3, 2007 at 11:54 AM

Wheres the love for Bud Light? I sell over 80 cases of it a week. Half of which are bought on Wednesday nights by these guys. Tell them it tastes like “wang.” :)

I guess no one here has ever had Red White and Blue or Pabst Blue Ribbon. Now there is some dog pi**

Capitalist Infidel on June 3, 2007 at 12:26 PM

Funny ad. They could probably get away with airing it after around 10 at night without a lot of guff. I mean, I’ve seen comparable stuff for a while now on most of the cable channels.

All these comments about good beer take me back a few years when we’d go across the border to PA to the distributor in Point Marion. We could get it all without paying an arm and a leg. Sold only by the case, which I never fully understood, but who’s complaining? Sierra Nevada, Sheaf Stout, St. Pauli Girl Dark, local favorite Yuengling, etc.

Those were the good old days. Damn A-B for whatever futuristic psychotropic additive they put in their brews. I think it’s time to break free of their tyranny and go back to better taste and quality.

Readymade on June 3, 2007 at 12:51 PM

Not funny, or should I sau, “[email protected]!ing stew-pit”
Does not deserve to be your highlight reel.

That said, the vid will likely become regular office vernacular as “Wazzzup” did.

SJBill on June 3, 2007 at 3:01 PM

Bud Light tastes like godd@%&ed p#$s.
…that’s been recycled through a f@$%*ing diseased camel.

WRONGO!

That’s what the CLYDESDALES are used for!

I went to college in Lacrosse, Wisconsin, where “Old Style” was brewed at the time (G. Heiliman Brewery). It was the late 1960’s. The legal age for beer was 18. Tappers in the local bars only served Old Style, and a schooner of it only cost a quarter (I considered the low cost a homage for being a local product, BTW).

But when you’re a poor college student, with only 2 bucks in your pocket, paying a quarter for a “pop” means you can get a pretty good head of steam up on two bucks. After 8 or so, you can impress the ladies with how swaave and de-bone-air you are. Then, who knows, you might actually get lucky.

But, watch what happens to men’s bathroom etiquette (see the other blog entry) when the someone puts up a sign above the urinals that reads “Roses are red, violets are blue, while you’re reading this, you’re pissing on your shoe.”

Followed by one by the proprietors: “We try to keep the bathrooms clean for your use. Please vomit ONLY in the toilets, not the urinals or or the floor, and flush afterwords. When using the urinal, DO NOT READ THE FOREGOING POETRY. We aim to please. You aim, too, please!”

Ah. Yes. Good times, good times.

georgej on June 3, 2007 at 5:04 PM

There was a time when we said, Their Parents must be proud

Is it time to say their kids must be proud. . . .

that was a really stupid advert.

Texyank on June 3, 2007 at 9:04 PM