Call now and order “Jihad’s Greatest Hits!” You’ll enjoy classics like these:

“You are my bomb belt, my only bomb belt, you make me ex-plode, when Jews are near, you’ll never know belt, how much I love you, please just fill, those Jew hearts with fear.”

“Why do you blow me up, bomber belt baby, just let me live? My life I will give. And then worst of all, ya never kill babies when ya say ya will, but I love ya still. I need you (I need you) more than anyone bomb belt, ya know that I have from the start, so blow me up (blow me up) bomber belt, don’t break my heart.”

“You ain’t a nuthin’ but bomb belt, ‘splodin’ all the time, you ain’t a nuthin’ but a bomb belt, ‘splodin’ all the time, well you ain’t never killed a jewboy but you’re still a friend of mine.”

“I hate you, you hate me, let’s hang Jewboy from a tree, with a knife in his back and a bullet in his head, aren’t you glad that Jewboy’s dead?”

Call now and we’ll include these great jihadi classics:

“How much is that bomb belt in the window?”

“Paradise by the Bomb Belt Lights.”

“Sgt. Jihad’s Lonely Bomb Belt Band.”

“Bomb Belt Hero”

Call and order Jihad’s Greatest Hits right now! … Or ELSE!

Because it does not fit their ideology, they can’t comment on topics like this because it exposes their hypocrisy. You can’t call Bush a liar who got us into an illegal war over oil if you have to admit that Muslim extremists are really like this. And that Al Queda really are not so very different from mainstream Arab Muslims.

Why do our liberal friends avoid these threads? Really, I want to know. What makes them shut their mouths about a story like this while a story about maternity leave will send them into a frenzy? Paint me stupid.

Limerick on June 3, 2007 at 12:19 AM

I would like to know the answer to that too.

What could ever possess a human being to think like this? My mind is just exploding trying to figure that out. I mean sure, brainwashing since departure from the uterus, but don’t they get to a point where they’re like, hey, hmm, wait a minute here?

Whatever their faults, these people are brilliant at brainwashing people for life.

They seem to be out of names. Has Wyld Stallyns of Islam been taken? If it has not, then that is what I will name my group. We shall be most excellent.

I wonder why they think being crappy to women is somehow a step forward. I’m curious as to how outside the norm this kind of thing is in the PA.

I agree; the real problem is Islam itself.

I fully believe that the liberation of women in islamic societies and countries (WAKE UP SAUDIS!) will be the saving of that religion. If not, then they will get what they deserve!

labwrs on June 2, 2007 at 10:47 PM

The liberation of women in Islamic society will destroy their religion, not save it. But in destroying Islam, it will indeed be a great step toward saving them from it.

“If necessary, we will behead and slaughter to preserve the spirit and morals of our people.”

Only the best tribal logic.

Gee, ya think not everybody in the world wants to be just like America?

On your way out, be sure to stop by our new Islamist Barbarians R Us store beheading knives 20% off, free falafel with every youthful fantasies of Muhammad purchase.

“A woman sped through a crowded street festival Saturday night, injuring about 35 people including two police officers who drove their motor scooters into the path attempting to stop the driver, authorities said.”

[emphasis mine]

“If necessary, we will behead and slaughter to preserve the spirit and morals of our people.”

Nice. The beheadings will continue until morale improves!

Radical Islam = terminal societal cancer

I am not holding my breath.

Shortest trip on record.

profitsbeard on June 2, 2007 at 10:44 PM

Under-(or is that over-)statement of the night.

Seriously, they’re in the Dark Ages when Hamas is considered the “moderate” group.