Comments on: Thai military deploys female troops to battle jihadi insurgents

By: urbancenturion

urbancenturion — Wed, 30 May 2007 06:04:19 +0000

all I saw was Asian chicks with guns…
rowrrrr

By: profitsbeard

profitsbeard — Wed, 30 May 2007 02:43:30 +0000

That girl on the left in the photo knows what she’s doing.

(I hope Adam “Traitor” Gadahn comes up in her crosshairs soon.)

By: JimRich

JimRich — Wed, 30 May 2007 02:22:07 +0000

I wonder, in the event of new terror attacks in Thailand, if the usual idiots will say that Thailand brought it on itself by having females fight jihadists.

By: Mojave Mark

Mojave Mark — Wed, 30 May 2007 00:10:00 +0000

Has anyone told Tami Bruce about these, how do say… Iron Flowers?

By: Tony737

Tony737 — Tue, 29 May 2007 22:19:31 +0000

If ya get drilled by a chick, do ya still get into muslim paradise?

By: IrishEyes

IrishEyes — Tue, 29 May 2007 21:47:55 +0000

you dont need a proboscis to kill a terrorist, right?

lorien1973 on May 29, 2007 at 12:26 PM

Only if it is sharp on both sides … and maybe affixed to the end of an M16.

By: Tantor

Tantor — Tue, 29 May 2007 21:37:11 +0000

BURKA THIS, JIHADI!

By: paulsur

paulsur — Tue, 29 May 2007 19:00:45 +0000

Better wear that hijab with your earings while you are working in Southern Thailand.

By: KCSteve

KCSteve — Tue, 29 May 2007 18:23:39 +0000

Of course the most dangerous thing they’ll do to the jihadis is to simply exist. As the old song says, “How Are You Gonna Keep ‘Em Down On the Farm (Once They’ve Seen Paree)?”

Imagine what will happen when the women in the jihadi areas see these Iron Flowers and think “That could be me“

By: rw

rw — Tue, 29 May 2007 17:47:27 +0000

This movie writes itself, AP. They already have a cool name, a patriarchy to fight, and the possibility of wire-fu.

It's already been done, except for the based on a true story part, it's called So Close.

By: LakeRuins

LakeRuins — Tue, 29 May 2007 17:37:04 +0000

I love their nickname, “The Iron Flowers”. Hey Osamma, your cowardily, women and children butchers are no match for even our women in the civilized world. You are cowards. Dying is easy, it is living that is hard, but with women like this it sure is more enjoyable.

By: Attila (Pillage Idiot)

Attila (Pillage Idiot) — Tue, 29 May 2007 17:25:48 +0000

Enlist Lorena Bobbitt.

By: The Machine

The Machine — Tue, 29 May 2007 17:06:35 +0000

The Iraeli fighting forces have had females in them since the beginning.

Every real soldier I’ve talked to about that who has had firsthand experience with the situation gives the Israeli fighting women high marks.

By: seejanemom

seejanemom — Tue, 29 May 2007 16:52:53 +0000

Put ‘em in some HAWT skimpy outfits and you will have NO RETENTION OR RECRUITMENT PROBLEMS. EVAH…

AND…

the DEEEEELISCIOUS insult of being killed by a woman!!! WOOT!

Short of strapping a piglet in each bra cup, could it get ANY more insulting to the Religion of ~~Phobias~~ Peace?

By: SouthernGent

SouthernGent — Tue, 29 May 2007 16:51:00 +0000

I’m sure the muslims won’t have any problems killing them.

By: Krydor

Krydor — Tue, 29 May 2007 16:46:59 +0000

This movie writes itself, AP. They already have a cool name, a patriarchy to fight, and the possibility of wire-fu. Who needs Charlie’s Angels? Slap “Based on a True Story” at the beginning, and off you go.

By: soulsirkus

soulsirkus — Tue, 29 May 2007 16:40:20 +0000

I mean, really. Chicks with guns waging war on the mujahedeen? That’s not a battle plan; that’s a summer blockbuster.

Yep…”CHICKS WITH GUNS GONE WILD” Rated R for, um, Retreat?

By: G-man

G-man — Tue, 29 May 2007 16:33:11 +0000

Hahahahaha, take that “brave warriors” from the “Religion of Peace”
What delicious irony! The gender that has been oppressed and subjugated for centuries is now going to kick some tail.

By: Spurius Ligustinus

Spurius Ligustinus — Tue, 29 May 2007 16:29:48 +0000

Good Lord.

The rangers say that their sex is a defence in itself — it would be wrong to attack a woman — but one male officer said: “They are very brave, even the male rangers are not as brave as them.“

So lemme get this straight: they think that their sex is going to be “a defence in itself?”

- When they’re up against people who believe that their religion authorizes the enslavement of captured females?

- Who quote Mohammed as saying it’s A-OK to impregnate their female slaves?

- And who look to their “holy teachings” for guidance on how to beat their (multiple) wives?

Really.

Denial truly isn’t just a river in Egypt; its headwaters must be located somewhere in southern Thailand. But one thing’s for sure, these Womyn Warriors doubtless have every incentive to fight to the death, given what’s in store for them if they ever get taken alive…

By: Rick

Rick — Tue, 29 May 2007 16:29:41 +0000

I don’t see how you outdo this for pure jihadi shock value, unless the females also dip their rounds in pig’s blood.

Kid from Brooklyn on May 29, 2007 at 12:15 PM

If they show up in bikinis – deadly uncovered meat.

By: Zetterson

Zetterson — Tue, 29 May 2007 16:29:39 +0000

Exit question: This, in essence, is going to be the plot of “Charlie’s Angels 3″ if it ever gets made, isn’t it?

Yes it will but the movie will depict their enemies as evil sexist Republicans standing in the way of “fair” wages and abortion on demand. Other then that minor detail the movie would be very accurate and the women will be very brave in their battle for equal pay.

By: lorien1973

lorien1973 — Tue, 29 May 2007 16:26:48 +0000

you dont need a proboscis to kill a terrorist, right?

By: CurtZHP

CurtZHP — Tue, 29 May 2007 16:21:08 +0000

Hoo-rah!!

By: Alex K

Alex K — Tue, 29 May 2007 16:16:07 +0000

Exit question: This, in essence, is going to be the plot of “Charlie’s Angels 3″ if it ever gets made, isn’t it?

Uh…maybe with the jihadis as Serbs or Neo-Nazis or something.

By: Kid from Brooklyn

Kid from Brooklyn — Tue, 29 May 2007 16:15:46 +0000

I mean, really. Chicks with guns waging war on the mujahedeen? That’s not a battle plan; that’s a summer blockbuster.

I don’t see how you outdo this for pure jihadi shock value, unless the females also dip their rounds in pig’s blood.