Thai military deploys female troops to battle jihadi insurgents
posted at 12:11 pm on May 29, 2007 by Allahpundit
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Mindful of the fact that the enemy in the current conflict is particularly, shall we say, non-gallant, I’m torn between worrying what will happen if one is taken prisoner and just reveling in the sweet, sweet symbolism of it all.
I mean, really. Chicks with guns waging war on the mujahedeen? That’s not a battle plan; that’s a summer blockbuster.
Along with heart-shaped earrings and a golden bracelet, Napassanan Muensawat accessorises her black uniform with an M16-A1 assault rifle.
The weapon, with a shorter stock and barrel than the standard model, is easier to use for the “iron flowers”, 130 female paramilitary rangers newly deployed to tackle an increasingly brutal insurgency in Muslim majority southern Thailand…
In the dangerously potent mix, the women rangers’ presence is part of a growing female role on both sides – a bomber was identified as a woman for the first time earlier this year.
As well as “hearts and minds” type patrols, the “iron flowers” have been called in to defuse possibly explosive demonstrations of women and children demanding the release of arrested militant suspects — and sometimes to go in, unarmed and in plain clothes, to spy on them…
The rangers say that their sex is a defence in itself — it would be wrong to attack a woman — but one male officer said: “They are very brave, even the male rangers are not as brave as them.“
Exit question: This, in essence, is going to be the plot of “Charlie’s Angels 3″ if it ever gets made, isn’t it?
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I don’t see how you outdo this for pure jihadi shock value, unless the females also dip their rounds in pig’s blood.
Kid from Brooklyn on May 29, 2007 at 12:15 PM
Uh…maybe with the jihadis as Serbs or Neo-Nazis or something.
Alex K on May 29, 2007 at 12:16 PM
Hoo-rah!!
CurtZHP on May 29, 2007 at 12:21 PM
you dont need a proboscis to kill a terrorist, right?
lorien1973 on May 29, 2007 at 12:26 PM
Yes it will but the movie will depict their enemies as evil sexist Republicans standing in the way of “fair” wages and abortion on demand. Other then that minor detail the movie would be very accurate and the women will be very brave in their battle for equal pay.
Zetterson on May 29, 2007 at 12:29 PM
If they show up in bikinis – deadly uncovered meat.
Rick on May 29, 2007 at 12:29 PM
Good Lord.
So lemme get this straight: they think that their sex is going to be “a defence in itself?”
- When they’re up against people who believe that their religion authorizes the enslavement of captured females?
- Who quote Mohammed as saying it’s A-OK to impregnate their female slaves?
- And who look to their “holy teachings” for guidance on how to beat their (multiple) wives?
Really.
Denial truly isn’t just a river in Egypt; its headwaters must be located somewhere in southern Thailand. But one thing’s for sure, these Womyn Warriors doubtless have every incentive to fight to the death, given what’s in store for them if they ever get taken alive…
Spurius Ligustinus on May 29, 2007 at 12:29 PM
Hahahahaha, take that “brave warriors” from the “Religion of Peace”
What delicious irony! The gender that has been oppressed and subjugated for centuries is now going to kick some tail.
G-man on May 29, 2007 at 12:33 PM
I mean, really. Chicks with guns waging war on the mujahedeen? That’s not a battle plan; that’s a summer blockbuster.
Yep…”CHICKS WITH GUNS GONE WILD” Rated R for, um, Retreat?
soulsirkus on May 29, 2007 at 12:40 PM
This movie writes itself, AP. They already have a cool name, a patriarchy to fight, and the possibility of wire-fu. Who needs Charlie’s Angels? Slap “Based on a True Story” at the beginning, and off you go.
Krydor on May 29, 2007 at 12:46 PM
I’m sure the muslims won’t have any problems killing them.
SouthernGent on May 29, 2007 at 12:51 PM
Put ‘em in some HAWT skimpy outfits and you will have NO RETENTION OR RECRUITMENT PROBLEMS. EVAH…
AND…
the DEEEEELISCIOUS insult of being killed by a woman!!! WOOT!
Short of strapping a piglet in each bra cup, could it get ANY more insulting to the Religion of
PhobiasPeace?seejanemom on May 29, 2007 at 12:52 PM
The Iraeli fighting forces have had females in them since the beginning.
Every real soldier I’ve talked to about that who has had firsthand experience with the situation gives the Israeli fighting women high marks.
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The Machine on May 29, 2007 at 1:06 PM
Enlist Lorena Bobbitt.
Attila (Pillage Idiot) on May 29, 2007 at 1:25 PM
I love their nickname, “The Iron Flowers”. Hey Osamma, your cowardily, women and children butchers are no match for even our women in the civilized world. You are cowards. Dying is easy, it is living that is hard, but with women like this it sure is more enjoyable.
LakeRuins on May 29, 2007 at 1:37 PM
It’s already been done, except for the based on a true story part, it’s called So Close.
rw on May 29, 2007 at 1:47 PM
Of course the most dangerous thing they’ll do to the jihadis is to simply exist. As the old song says, “How Are You Gonna Keep ‘Em Down On the Farm (Once They’ve Seen Paree)?”
Imagine what will happen when the women in the jihadi areas see these Iron Flowers and think “That could be me“
KCSteve on May 29, 2007 at 2:23 PM
Better wear that hijab with your earings while you are working in Southern Thailand.
paulsur on May 29, 2007 at 3:00 PM
BURKA THIS, JIHADI!
Tantor on May 29, 2007 at 5:37 PM
Only if it is sharp on both sides … and maybe affixed to the end of an M16.
IrishEyes on May 29, 2007 at 5:47 PM
If ya get drilled by a chick, do ya still get into muslim paradise?
Tony737 on May 29, 2007 at 6:19 PM
Has anyone told Tami Bruce about these, how do say… Iron Flowers?
Mojave Mark on May 29, 2007 at 8:10 PM
I wonder, in the event of new terror attacks in Thailand, if the usual idiots will say that Thailand brought it on itself by having females fight jihadists.
JimRich on May 29, 2007 at 10:22 PM
That girl on the left in the photo knows what she’s doing.
(I hope Adam “Traitor” Gadahn comes up in her crosshairs soon.)
profitsbeard on May 29, 2007 at 10:43 PM
all I saw was Asian chicks with guns…
rowrrrr
urbancenturion on May 30, 2007 at 2:04 AM
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