Audio: Hogzilla taxidermist speaks!

posted at 7:06 pm on May 29, 2007 by Allahpundit

Magical, like a Fred! podcast if Fred! handled dead animals for a living. You will believe that hogs can grow to the size of small European cars.

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Oh I love it! Notice NPR stipulates that they are never condemining nor praising young Jameson Stone.

NPR: Well, there are people think hunting is a blood sport and that it’s immoral.

Taxidermy dude: Well, Ah don’t. I think God gave us dominion over the animals for our use.

see-dubya on May 29, 2007 at 7:16 PM

Uhhhm, isn’t this “Hogzilla” II?
Not to be, ya know, nitpicky or anything…

NTWR on May 29, 2007 at 7:18 PM

Mmmmm…bacon strips as big as my keyboard….

heatherrc77 on May 29, 2007 at 7:22 PM

The NPR guy is a doofus. I’m so sick of “some people say…”

Lifetime supply of bacon. Mmm…

Mojave Mark on May 29, 2007 at 7:40 PM

NTWR

I believe the name “hogzilla” was given to another large feral hog killed in georgia several years ago.
wish the NPR showed as much concern for people being killed by islamists around the globe! “isn’t jihad considered a “blood sport” by some”???

CBP

…the will of the masses is divided by far-reaching distortions and the mass mind is corrupted by a knowledge worse than ignorance because it is false.
Ely Culbertson

colorfulbeachpersona on May 29, 2007 at 7:52 PM

Fred! could handle 10 swine of this size.

With a fleeting glance.

middleroad on May 29, 2007 at 7:56 PM

I don’t foresee any muslim activity in that blod-stained ground for a while.

Oh, if only we could slay the Federal Budget Hog…

SouthernGent on May 29, 2007 at 8:00 PM

Fred! could handle 10 swine of this size. With a fleeting glance.

middleroad on May 29, 2007 at 7:56 PM

If Hitlery is the nominee he’ll have to.

Mojave Mark on May 29, 2007 at 8:00 PM

npr:

“now, it should be undrestood that we make this report not to either condemn nor praise the actions of 11 year od jimmy…”

what the f**k.

can we get a jaws of life over to pri headquarters to pull themselves out of their own asses?

jummy on May 29, 2007 at 8:18 PM

Hillary “This swine belongs to the collective”.

csdeven “Fred never shot a swine this large”.

Edwards “This was a peaceful swine; guns should have never come close to it”.

Cheney “Now, there’s something to aim at, and not miss”.

Entelechy on May 29, 2007 at 10:06 PM

Leftist assholes send 11-year-old boy death wishes, make fun of his weight, film at 11.

http://www.monsterpig.com/negative_comments.htm

fusionaddict on May 29, 2007 at 10:09 PM

Should have captured it and released it in Iran.

Psycotte on May 29, 2007 at 11:20 PM

Should have captured it and initiated a massive breeding/cloning operation in order to create a huge HERD of these monsters with the intention of released it subsequently releasing them in Iran.

Psycotte on May 29, 2007 at 11:20 PM

There. Fixed that for ya’. No need to thank me. Just bein’ neighborly.

CyberCipher on May 30, 2007 at 12:04 AM

Should have captured it and initiated a massive breeding/cloning operation in order to create a huge HERD of these monsters with the intention of released it subsequently releasing them in Iran. racing them at the pig races in Texas next to the Mosque.

Psycotte on May 29, 2007 at 11:20 PM

There. Fixed that for ya’. No need to thank me. Just bein’ neighborly.

CyberCipher on May 30, 2007 at 12:04 AM

Racing him would have meant eating the competition, and walking across the finish line…thereby making him huger! ginormous!

91Veteran on May 30, 2007 at 12:16 AM

Hugs {{{E}}} Oh you are so funny, my dear!

RushBaby on May 30, 2007 at 12:56 AM

I’m disappointed…npr didn’t use their usual MO of blaming President Bush and/or gorebal warming as a cause for the large size of the “Big Pig.”

I can think of a better nickname, starts with an “R.”

Brat on May 30, 2007 at 10:11 AM

The more I look at this photo, the more I believe it is a hoax. It’s a trick of perspective. The hog is close to the camera while the boy is standing some distance behind it. Notice that the hog is slightly out of focus while the boy is in focus, a clue that they are not next to each other. The blurry edge of the hog next to the boy is the clue. They should both be in the same focus.

I did this same thing with a Godzilla model when I was a teenager, holding it with my hand in front of the camera and above my head while shooting it against a backdrop of buildings. It impressed all the ten year olds in my neighborhood who told everyone that Godzilla had passed through.

Tantor on May 30, 2007 at 2:59 PM