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Video: Another dreadfully tedious anti-American Iranian cartoon; Update: Ahmadinejad vows Iranian world domination

posted at 8:35 am on May 25, 2007 by Allahpundit
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I feel when I watch these things like I’m getting a taste of how dismal life must be in fundamentalist states like Iran generally: slow, joyless, predictable, teeming with scapegoats. You see the “punchline” coming here after 20 seconds, but it just drags on and on and on and on until finally evil Uncle Sam and his orthodox Jewish lackey are vanquished and the Iranian assumes his rightful place as world conductor. And yet, oddly, the women in the audience aren’t covered. I guess that part comes later.

Too bad they didn’t do it Pixar-style. That would have been awesome. Exit question one: How long would it have taken a skilled editor to tell this story? Sixty seconds? Exit question two: Are Iranians so well steeped in tales of American oppression that they know who the man in the feathered headdress is? Click the image to watch.

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Update: They’re quite serious about conducting the world symphony, it seems. Although rest assured, they’ll be telling us next week that this is the result of a bad translation — even though it was translated by Iran’s official news service:

“Once Iran is established as a nuclear state, all the world nations would come under the political flag of Iran; enemies know this point and due to the same reason they have mobilized all their possibilities and capabilities to prevent this event from happening in Iran and in the world,” Ahmadinejad said.

Meanwhile, there’s panic on the Iranian stock market thanks to Mahdi’s decision to cut interest rates despite spiralling inflation.


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This is second, maybe third grade material. Is this the best they got?

And are such concepts as nuance, subtlety, and irony unknown in the Islamic world?

aunursa on May 25, 2007 at 8:51 AM

Your exit question reminds me of the reeducation camp scene in Red Dawn which then made me think that I have to reference a B-movie (ok, maybe a A minus movie) to have a frame of reference for leftist indoctrination. More proof that they are better at getting their message out.

Bill C on May 25, 2007 at 8:52 AM

Yawn. I feel dumber for watching that.

Simon could have made a better cartoon in the land of Chalk Drawings.

robman27 on May 25, 2007 at 8:58 AM

I think I’ll pass. I’d just as soon slowly shove a knitting needle into my ear.

flipflop on May 25, 2007 at 9:21 AM

Stink, stank, stunk! I prefer cartoons that end with Porky Pig saying, “mneep mneep mneep, that’s all folks!”

soulsirkus on May 25, 2007 at 9:35 AM

Yawn….bored now.

tickleddragon on May 25, 2007 at 10:49 AM

I’ll just wait for the spin on him being a ‘conductor’.. ..I’m sure we can all see it coming..

On a larger scale than I thought it would be..

Reaps on May 25, 2007 at 11:14 AM

Apparently Alexander the Great’s lesson to the Persians is starting to wear off …

Well, good luck with world domination, Xerxes, Jr. Maybe you’ll make it all the way to Albania this time around.

Professor Blather on May 25, 2007 at 12:13 PM

Can anyone here animate? We need to show em how it’s done. *eg*

- The Cat

MirCat on May 25, 2007 at 12:52 PM

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