Comments on: Heart-ache: Cheney hookin’ up with Israel to bomb Iran, claims … lefty blogger

By: Hot Air » Blog Archive » Guardian: Bush leaning towards military action on Iran

Mon, 16 Jul 2007 01:53:55 +0000

[...] This one’s about as credible as that super-keen lefty blog “expose” a few months ago about Darth Cheney conspiring with Israel to launch Armageddon, although the boldface part rings worryingly true. My feelings about another Bush-managed war are the same as Dennis Miller’s were in an old bit he used to do about Germany’s reunification: much like a Martin and Lewis reunion, he said, he wasn’t impressed with their previous work and wasn’t really looking forward to seeing any of the new sh*t. Hey, George: Let Fred handle it. Or, god forbid, a Democrat if it comes to that. [...]

By: Hot Air » Blog Archive » Military officials: We’re ready, willing, and able to hit Iran

Mon, 11 Jun 2007 22:04:50 +0000

[...] The left likes its Iran conspiracy theories to have a strong Jewish “New York money people” flavor, just for a little added sinister oomph. They won’t be disappointed with this one — not only does it come while the U.S. and Israeli air forces holding joint exercises and within 24 hours of Joe Lieberman calling for military action, but to which newspaper did this delectably juicy leak go? The Jerusalem Post, baby. Why, it’s practically a candygram from “neocon” HQ! Predicting that Iran will obtain a nuclear weapon within three years and claiming to have a strike plan in place, senior American military officers have told The Jerusalem Post they support President George W. Bush’s stance to do everything necessary to stop the Islamic Republic’s race for nuclear power. [...]

By: Seixon

Seixon — Fri, 25 May 2007 11:36:51 +0000

Yes, and Bush was going to bomb Iran in the spring. Yadda yadda.

By: profitsbeard

profitsbeard — Fri, 25 May 2007 05:26:35 +0000

Shouldn’t the Cheney image have a faint photoshopped Star if David-shaped scar on his forehead?

I know for a fact that the labels in all of his suits read: Zionist Masters, LLC. 70% Halli – 30% Burton.

By: Doug

Doug — Fri, 25 May 2007 04:54:32 +0000

“I think Cheney is trying to get George to quit so he can take ov…I’m sorry, that was the last episode of “That’s My Bush!”

By: Buck Turgidson

Buck Turgidson — Fri, 25 May 2007 04:01:17 +0000

nudging Israel at some key moment in the ongoing standoff between Iran’s nuclear activities and international frustration over this to mount a small-scale conventional strike against Natanz using cruise missiles

And how would this be a bad thing if true?

By: Maxx

Maxx — Fri, 25 May 2007 02:57:48 +0000

Wow… on the one in a million chance this is true, Dick Cheney is my hero ! If the president has gone all wobbly and the boys down in congress don’t want to get their hands dirty, then thank goodness we still have Dick to get the job done !

By: Entelechy

Entelechy — Fri, 25 May 2007 02:42:15 +0000

If Cheney was a movie villian I’d definitely root for him for being so badass, but since it’s real life I’m not really sure how I feel about him.

JaHerer22 on May 24, 2007 at 8:14 PM

Ladies and gentlemen, the understatement of this new century, at least within the realm of HA.

By: Resolute

Resolute — Fri, 25 May 2007 02:40:48 +0000

I will never understand how the most incompetent administration in history managed to orcestrate all these secret plans!

I think Dick Cheney looks like Count Dooku. Cheney must secretly have a droid army stashed somewhere.

By: Kini

Kini — Fri, 25 May 2007 02:12:57 +0000

They’re all out to get me…. I need more tinfoil!!!!

I’ve just upped my stock in Reynolds Wrap.

Isn’t funny how successful people are disparaged.

By: dingoatemebaby

dingoatemebaby — Fri, 25 May 2007 01:38:00 +0000

Yes, very sad indeed. I voted for VD (Vader, Darth).
Somewhere on Cheney there must be a 666 BM.

By: nailinmyeye

nailinmyeye — Fri, 25 May 2007 01:26:10 +0000

Sweet exit question. Sweet. I think you just made my day.

By: Hening

Hening — Fri, 25 May 2007 01:19:09 +0000

End runs are a Democratic strategy. Usually performed with a cigar.

If we take out Iran, it will come from The President and hopefully before he leaves office. It’s go time.

By: JaHerer22

JaHerer22 — Fri, 25 May 2007 00:14:22 +0000

If Cheney was a movie villian I’d definitely root for him for being so badass, but since it’s real life I’m not really sure how I feel about him.

By: Scotsman

Scotsman — Fri, 25 May 2007 00:09:12 +0000

I’d like to be Dick Cheney- to feel, if just for a moment, all powerful and invincible.

By: William Amos

William Amos — Fri, 25 May 2007 00:05:32 +0000

Maybe they will get Osama in Iran. He tried to escape to anothe country once before when he was threatened

CNN ran a story that

Osama was offered asylum by Saddam Hussien

By: Defector01

Defector01 — Thu, 24 May 2007 23:58:50 +0000

Damnit I’m part of the Jewish conspiracy, WHY AREN’T I RECEIVING THESE EMAILS???!!!!!

By: omegaram

omegaram — Thu, 24 May 2007 23:53:32 +0000

The question is not if Iran will be attacked before they complete their nuclear program but who will do it and how much destruction they will rain down on them.

The United States is not the nation of our forefathers because of the influence of the Left. Power encompases not only force but the willingness to use it. Because of the influence of the Left the United States does not have the will to use force to an extent that is required to neutralize Iran, our sworn enemy.

It makes perfect sense to completly arm Israel with everything they need to destroy Iran to whatever degree is necessary to eliminate their nuclear capability. It is my hope that when Israel does attack Iran they completly destroy this sworn enemy: Their military, infrastructure, economic assets, ports, navy, nuclear facilities, energy production, communications, industrial production, power grid, and transportation facilities.

In short I hope that Israel, when it attacks in response to credible Iranian nuclear threat, puts Iran into the stoneage. If we are really lucky Israel will keep them there – indefinitely.

By: LakeRuins

LakeRuins — Thu, 24 May 2007 23:46:40 +0000

Just another Zionist conspiracy theory. *Yawn*

By: Freelancer

Freelancer — Thu, 24 May 2007 23:42:47 +0000

Wow. Fruitcake in May. Tasty.

By: SouthernGent

SouthernGent — Thu, 24 May 2007 23:41:47 +0000

Joooos rule! Literally!

By: crosspatch

crosspatch — Thu, 24 May 2007 23:40:43 +0000

“Cheney is planning to deploy an “end run strategy” around the President”

Never watch 24 and smoke dope at the same time.

But, I did see a recruiting station go up for the Dick Cheney Air Force in the local strip mall and wondered what all that was about.